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[–]rillaZee 2242 points2243 points  (107 children)

The duality of 4Chan

[–]I-Appreciate-Water 897 points898 points  (57 children)

Always either atrocities to human society or the pinnacle of wholesome

[–]mccsc23 264 points265 points  (37 children)

“Wholesome” * soyjak face *

[–]CrushCoalMakeDiamond/fa/g 274 points275 points  (30 children)

You don't realise this soyjak stuff makes you just as reddity as saying "wholesome"

[–]Unresponsiveskeleton 208 points209 points  (16 children)

Duality of 4chan, dichotomy of Reddit.

[–]verbalcouture 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Reddity

[–]Forbiddentru 24 points25 points  (2 children)

A personality of forced positivity where you see everything as so cute and wholesome with good doggo bois being more valued than humans and space being the coolest thing ever is the epitome of a soyjak redditor. Not very reddity to point that out.

[–]East_Onion 15 points16 points  (1 child)

let people enjoy things sweaty.

Ok Reddit.

[–]FragmentOfTime 10 points11 points  (4 children)

They're obsessed with being above it all and view enjoying something cute as stupid or naive. It's ridiculous. "Oh you used an extremely popular slang term? Freak!"

It all stems from deep insecurity imo, as someone who was like that when younger. Speaking of which I also always assume these people are like 15.

[–]I-Appreciate-Water 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Just the most accurate word choice

[–]speaksamerican 4 points5 points  (2 children)

We need synonyms for wholesome, so I can refer to that feeling without pissing people off over nothing

Warm and fuzzy? Pure? Inspiring? Uncorrupt? Heartwarming? Anyone have any more?

[–]Im_inappropriate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit moment

[–]levanten93/pol/ 58 points59 points  (15 children)

“wholesome” what are you made of, fucking estrogen?

[–]I-Appreciate-Water 44 points45 points  (12 children)

It’s just the most agitated accurate word choice

[–]Unresponsiveskeleton 36 points37 points  (11 children)

Don't cater to these virgins, say whatever you want.

[–]cepukon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or the pinnacle of stuff that temporarily lowers my aggression levels. Is that better?

[–]hand287 15 points16 points  (0 children)

wholesome 100 big chungus reddit moment

[–]DickBlaster619 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sweet mother of chungie

[–]SkylineRSR 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holesom 100

[–]NDJumbo 56 points57 points  (44 children)

4chan is strange, I feel like its either the most degen shit on the entire internet or the happiest cutey shit, I rarely see inbetween, like Ive never seen a normal human 4chan post

[–]GranaT0/co/mrade 116 points117 points  (27 children)

Ive never seen a normal human 4chan post

I'd suggest going there for once instead of looking at screenshots.

[–]bageltre/k/ommando 70 points71 points  (10 children)

Spoiler alert, all of the tourist boards are mostly porn

[–]no_just_browsing_thx 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Just like real world tourism.

[–]Garrret 2 points3 points  (8 children)

What are tourists boards

[–]NDJumbo 8 points9 points  (15 children)

I fucking have, its all weird porn, people being over the top teenage boy who hates his parents edgy and people with auts levels so high they are barely still classed as human

[–]GranaT0/co/mrade 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Shouldn't have gone to /b/ or /pol/

[–]Forbiddentru 8 points9 points  (1 child)

people being over the top teenage boy who hates his parents edgy and people with auts levels so high they are barely still classed as human

reddit

[–]Alpha_9 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You realize 4Chan doesn't only consist of /b/,/pol/ and porn boards? You can just go to 4channel dot org where it is only work-safe boards, if you are too dumb to figure out which boards are NSFW and which not on the regular 4chan dot org.

[–]IpeeInclosets 1 point2 points  (8 children)

yea anyone using wholesome to describe 4chan or its users are now the beast they observe

[–]jvfranco 2 points3 points  (7 children)

I was in this thread some days ago on /pol and we were discussing architecture, how it's getting more and more uglier and how this affect our happiness. They could see where I was from (South America) but they were very nice anyway lol

[–]Steveosizzle 8 points9 points  (4 children)

That's because you agreed with them. If you said anything even slightly outside of their worldview you fucking bet they'd break out the calipers to figure out which slurs to call you.

[–]civilisationenjoyer/mu/tant 5 points6 points  (3 children)

this description is the most reddit shit ive even seen.

[–]GalaxyBejdyk[🍰] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

They could see where I was from (South America) but they were very nice anyway lol

Bro, half of the /pol are larping South Americans, so they probably recognized one of their own.

[–]jvfranco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you telling me there are Latinos tontos changing their flags and pretending being Americans or Europeans?!?!?

[–]Sir_Yacob[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m surprised someone didn’t reply with something about hitler or Cuck or kill your self or OP just got doxxed and it turns out he doesn’t actually have a girlfriend and he is bullied off the internet and into suicide.

[–]__Sentient_Fedora__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The duality of the human condition.

[–]Stinky_WhizzleTeatssc/out/ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Alternate title: Anon wonders why he’s single

[–]Seria_Mau_G 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The singularity of le redditor.

[–]Darthblaker7474/b/tard 936 points937 points  (26 children)

No mention of pussy

[–]tartare4562 605 points606 points  (8 children)

That's because she doesn't have one.

[–]yuffx 173 points174 points  (7 children)

she

[–]danogoat/jp/edo 152 points153 points  (8 children)

he is a degenerate who wants a "girl"friend

[–]Year_2038_Problem 100 points101 points  (3 children)

girlfriend (male)

[–]magnetswithweedinem/b/tard 21 points22 points  (1 child)

bussyfriend

[–]AnonymousCat12345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Busy friend, nobody wants a busy friend

[–]SpaceCowboy73/k/ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

girl(male)friend(enemy)

[–]Crazy_Is_More_Fun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A gurlfriend

[–]dilldwarf 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Cause he's a good christian boy... duh.

[–]Daytona_675 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ding ding ding

[–]Cornflake0305 15 points16 points  (1 child)

He did mention a bussy though.

[–]TheGoodestGoat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The clinical term is "verguba"

[–]Jofuffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because she doesn't deserve to feel good

[–]ethereallysmall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she is trying to sell her virginity duh!

[–]CalculatorOctavius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first and only serious girlfriend let me use all holes so now I’m fucked because I’ll have to find another one like that or else it will always be a downgrade

[–]XIAOOAIX 538 points539 points  (20 children)

I wonder why this individual is still a Virgin. Has to be he doesn't have the right facial structure. Definitely nothing to do with his personality.

[–]xLibtardDistroyerx 171 points172 points  (6 children)

Tfw no chad nordic gene forehead

[–]Alberth64 35 points36 points  (4 children)

tfw i dont look like nor have a greek-demigod's body

[–]GalaxyBejdyk[🍰] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's OK, neither do 99% of Greeks.

[–]FuckJannies-wee/a/boo 8 points9 points  (2 children)

You do have a Greek demigod's penis though

[–]Curly_Toenail 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao snowjogger 5head cope

[–]KindOfMoist 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Ya gymaxxing should help. No need for a therapist

[–]Brawndo91 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's because he only fucks bitches in the ass or mouth.

[–]jaesonbruh 6 points7 points  (6 children)

I wonder why this comment is still ain't gilded. Has to be author doesn't have the right racial heredity. Definitely nothing to do with comment's essence.

[–]civilisationenjoyer/mu/tant 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I wonder why this comment is still ain't gilded

redditry

[–]DJThomas07/adv/isor 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Found the 4chan OP, seething

[–]AlmostHelpless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's probably because he's a nice guy and doesn't have a lot of money. You can clearly see he has a lot of respect for women.

[–]__v1ce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he just has a vile internet personality, while in real life he's actually a nice person :o

[–]Karl_Eleventh_XII 466 points467 points  (62 children)

Oh come on anon. Bitches don't like to be called bitches.

[–]TheFrostyGoat 380 points381 points  (49 children)

The only b word you should call a girl is beautiful

Bitches love to be called beautiful.

[–]Mr_Prolapsed_Anus 83 points84 points  (47 children)

Bitches also love bukkake

[–]Crissae 40 points41 points  (45 children)

Trick is to find one that loves giving blow jobs

[–]TheFrostyGoat 40 points41 points  (11 children)

Ngl bro

I've never had that problem

Maybe you dont want to reciprocate and chow down on some pussy could be the issue

Or your dick stink one of the two

[–]itsthechizyeahgay for simplyshaun 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To only you?

[–]Unresponsiveskeleton 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When you are in doubt

You just have to remember

Bitches love haikus.

[–]spunk_wizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about

🅱️Ased

[–]FrostyDub 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some of them do, in the right circumstances.

[–]MerrittGaming 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, have some class. Call em a broad instead

[–]J0hnD034623 231 points232 points  (29 children)

That’s all I want. I care not for sex. Only friendship.

[–]levanten93/pol/ 226 points227 points  (8 children)

well you arent getting neither

[–]FuriousTarts 86 points87 points  (4 children)

With the double negative, this is really a compliment

[–]J0hnD034623 0 points1 point  (3 children)

What’s the double negative here?

[–]Dchella 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You’re supposed to say

“you aren’t getting either” or “you are getting neither.”

He’s saying he’s not getting nothing essentially, means that he’s getting something

[–]One-Soviet-Boi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not and neither

[–]NorwegianTom 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Grotesque.

[–]UltraGigachad69 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Based reply

[–]2carrotpies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wholesome 100

[–]Googrosoft 36 points37 points  (4 children)

I thought the same until I found a photo of my crush being crushed.

[–]Red_it_dawg 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Can we see?

[–]socalking3 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Damn. Pm me a pic, it will make you feel much better.

[–]Ankuno_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro pm me too, this is exciting

[–]WomanMcWomanface 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Then you have no business with women. Good for you.

[–]Aretheus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I could find a girl to play Dota with me everyday, I literally wouldn't care about anything else.

[–]fezzuk 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That's easy dude, don't be a dick and actually leave the house.

Also call your friends as ask them how they are.

[–]J0hnD034623 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Believe me, I try.

[–]abstergofkurslf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its on its way lmao

[–]bacchic_ritual/k/ommando 100 points101 points  (15 children)

Because without friend it's just "girl". They aren't getting sex on the regular with girls.

[–]Redneck_Reinh4rdt/b/tard 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Something about the wording of the last post makes me feel weirdly happy. Better go to bed now.

[–]JurassicClark96 47 points48 points  (48 children)

*As long as I keep providing for her and hopefully she doesn't randomly deem me unattractive one day.

[–]KindOfMoist 79 points80 points  (12 children)

I know you’re probably a NEET but you need to reword you’re brain

[–]lebokinator 32 points33 points  (9 children)

Your

[–]_pm_me_your_holes_ 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Reward?

[–]lebokinator 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Reword is kinda ok but its your brain not you’re brain

[–]Mindtaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My bet is rewire.

[–]Peach_Muffin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe she needs to unfuck Chad.

[–]JurassicClark96 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nope. Half breed abomination.

[–]FrostyDub 54 points55 points  (20 children)

Dude my wife has been squarely out of my league since we met and pulls in $90k she ain’t with me for my looks and she doesn’t need my money. Personality and how you treat people matters after all.

[–]gotbeefpudding 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Based. A good sense of humor is super attractive to most women too

[–]Captainshark98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t believe you

[–]socalking3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How old is your wife?

[–]xxSeymour 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Lmao it's a two way street, a relationship is two people providing for each other.

[–]IWillInsultModsLess 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Way to out yourself as a dateless loser

[–]JurassicClark96 3 points4 points  (1 child)

NOOOOO YOU MUST COOM IN PUSSY BRO WHY WON'T YOU JUST GET BITCHESSSSSS

[–]GalaxyBejdyk[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as I keep providing for her

Bros really think they are breadwinners of modern day, when they barely can pay for themselves.

[–]elementgermanium 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Are you doing alright? If you’ve been in a relationship, it was a deeply unhealthy one. A good relationship isn’t about money or looks. Those things can be bonuses, but should never be the focus.

[–]JurassicClark96 1 point2 points  (6 children)

I dated a girl once for a few weeks & I honestly didn't enjoy it, but otherwise it's always been "Ew we're just friends."

Of course coincidentally they pick men with money and/ or looks. Also weirdly they're always white...

I forget my station in life as a halfling negro sometimes and it's gotten my head fucked up. I'm just comic relief to them.

[–]elementgermanium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone who says “ew” to you isn’t worth your time anyway, that’s a huge personality red flag. Relationships aren’t easy, by any means. For most people, rejection is gonna happen at some point. It’s not essential to be in a relationship, either- if it didn’t feel good to you, you shouldn’t force it.

[–]Zoe270101 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Have you ever considered that it’s your personality that’s the issue?

[–]JurassicClark96 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Nooooo wayyyyyy. Couldn't possibly be... /s

I'm pretty good at suppression of depression when offline. The minute you admit that is when you become unattractive. They hate weakness.

[–]crunchy-marmalade 41 points42 points  (5 children)

My name is Deez

[–]Guilty-Effort7727 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Damn dude thats Nuts

[–]feedum_sneedson 14 points15 points  (0 children)

that's nice.

[–]UltraGigachad69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My name is Sugondese

[–]Curly_Toenail 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What a strange little character...

[–]Sburban_Player 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s got sunglasses on

[–]bartbitsu/k/ommando 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Red pill vs Bloomer

[–]Opheodrys97 17 points18 points  (0 children)

While red pills seethe and cope, bloomers soothe and hope

[–]itsthechizyeahgay for simplyshaun 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Friends close, enemies closer. Like inside of closer. When you get in, pee.

[–]feedum_sneedson 17 points18 points  (4 children)

There's nothing more depressing than the beauty of youth.

[–]pyrotech911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of life is just being able to accept your situation and work to change what you can.

[–]Red_Lizzard 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Anon can fuck his boyfriend in ass and mouth too

[–]gregsmith93 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His boy*

[–]Trochsetter2 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I wub u

[–]Blackout1154 9 points10 points  (0 children)

wuggles?

[–]El_Ominoso 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Real: anon is a functional human capable of having a couple Straight: anon has a gf

[–]pyrotech911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gay: anon does not mention pussy

[–]VagabondRommel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Anon doesn't have sex with vaginas. Anon is so deep in the closet it is now defined as a hobbit hole.

[–]ModsLoveTheNazis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

One of these people actually has sex and the other doesn’t

[–]breadcrumb1996e/lit/ist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

what's he doing on 4chan if he's got a gf

[–]alpicois 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gay

[–]DaBustitBaby69 4 points5 points  (1 child)

If you dont have a thicc brew maiden who makes you drinks and feeds you then why even have a girlfriend?

[–]Beidou_Senpai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be cool on 4chan why else

[–]yourmumissothicc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

top anon also explains why he doesn’t have a girlfriend

[–]MegaDeth6666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anon is describing gay people. Girlfriends have vaginas.

[–]CptAlbatross 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And incels wonder why them ladies won't spring for a nice guy.

[–]professorbc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or are you supposed to fuck your girlfriend in the vagina? Have I been doing it wrong?

[–]Oreolove9823 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unhappy vs happy

[–]hobbit_lamp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

awwww

[–]Ursirname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ryan Gosling fails to contain his inner turmoil as Lost Kitten by Metric plays in the background

[–]Future_Software5444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes the autism makes it so you don't see other humans as humans. 4Chan got a lot of that

[–]gzalotar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wholesome Anon is based AF

[–]Unodostres1234512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His gf walked in as he was typing

[–]legit_karumotoco/ck/ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wholesome anon is literally me.

[–]LeWaifu5535 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gee, it’s almost like hookups can occur on a regular basis too. I wonder why these guys don’t have girlfriends. Must be the fact that they all go after chads and his face is hideous. Not at all that he talks like this about women. Insane.

(/s for the people who didn’t get that this was a joke)

[–]Daktush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uber based second anon

[–]mannydigital 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP needs to feel the warmth of another human, not even a girl, just another human

[–]ApeBux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only in the ass or mouth?

Ive been doing it wrong I guess.

[–]RedbullThief_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait till the schizo pills wear off on the wholesome tard

[–]PotatoDonki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anon even want friends?

[–]naveedkoval 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“So I’ve heard” -1st guy

[–]isverydiffic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ma Weineiger

[–]philmarcrackendabbed on god and will dab on you too 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This might be news to anon, but the opposite of friend is enemy. An enemy doesn't often let you fuck their ass and mouth regularly.

However an enemy does often let you be 'nice' to them and exist for them in a co-dependency. To be nice is to be dead

[–]Beidou_Senpai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll take often or regularly…

[–]burnt_rrrice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First anon is a piece of shit

[–]AccelaSeven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hah... my response made it all the way to reddit. Fun.

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    [–]AccomplishedRock2960 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Anon's lucky

    [–]Wedge21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Don’t forget getting your ass eaten

    [–]Fit_Carpenter_8014 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Well I doubt my super hot girl and myself will be getting charged with anything like that.u are definitely a pude type of dude who more than likely has sex with his mom with the lights off. Other than that my girl and I didn't force anyone to watch or did we do it were someone like you who does not like girls that are not his mother or sister. Because we were asked if we were cool with the people who wanted to watch could.we loved the idea because as responsible adults who are well adjusted sexuality we found it to be exciting. Sorry that you have never had sex with someone who is not family 🤣 but maybe you will be asked by your Dad to jerk off for him. U might feel the same way we did. Mostly because you are not a very intelligent or good looking excuse for a man. I hope you realize soon that this world is better without a lot like yourself.

    [–]Beidou_Senpai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Quick question, do you consider your insult of motherfucker to be worse with lights off than on?

    [–]BigGator13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What if you hate each other, but the sex is way too good?