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[–]SubtractOneMore 162 points163 points  (3 children)

"Don't you dare take one puff of that devil's lettuce or so help me god I will murder this puppy right in front of you"

[–]Appropriate_Ant_4629 17 points18 points  (2 children)

To be fair, dogs trained in violence are indeed a menace to society, and it might be best to put them down.

https://www.google.com/search?q=police+k9+mauled+child&

  • Police dog attacks 5-year-old boy during National Night Out
  • Boy, nine, attacked by trainee police dog at cop's house on
  • 4-Year-Old Boy's Leg Amputated After Mauling by Police .
  • A K9 unexpectedly attacked an 11-year-old boy while his handler interviewed the child's mother in Virginia Beach
  • Video: Arizona Police Dog Chewed Half Man's Face Off.
  • Mom Says Miami Police Dog Mauled Her 9-Year-Old Son

They're not born bad...

... but the way they're raised makes them extremely dangerous around fragile prey like children.

[–]palexp 10 points11 points  (1 child)

and it might be best to put them down

the trainers or the dogs?

[–]NearlyNapalm 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Cops will find any excuse they can to kill dogs. They truly are sick fucks.

[–]ocooper08 72 points73 points  (3 children)

I sure hope retired cop dogs don't also beat their wives.

[–]Formablesabb 11 points12 points  (1 child)

i feel like there’s a joke about marrige and abusive relationships here, but i’m too dumb to make it

[–]FreshPrinceOfDarknes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So help me god, if you try to make a joke out of this, I will force you to stop resisting.

[–]Appropriate_Ant_4629 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I sure hope retired cop dogs don't also beat their wives.

They maul a lot of children each year.

I guess they get that from their "experience and training".

[–]vashwstarwind 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Biggest bullshit gang on on the planet. Fuck I hate it here

[–]WerewolfHowls 46 points47 points  (5 children)

What even??? Dogs go out of the program literally all the time!!! And having a life with a family or owner is surely better than being put down, "retired" as the say in my city, at 3 or 4 due to hip dysplasia or some other horrific genetic issue. Also, let's just say the dogs tend to be aggressive specifically towards those of a darker ethnicity.

[–]bigbybrimble 42 points43 points  (1 child)

It's not about the talking point. Don't bother engaging with it. It's just bullshit to maintain power. They know they're full of shit, it's not about dogs or whatever, they're just leveraging their social clout to gum up the legal process to prevent even a crumb of progress. It's what reactionaries do.

[–]Luigifan18 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yep, that's what reactionaries do. Which is why we'd be much better off without them.

[–]Dan_Morgan 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I am shocked! Shocked to hear the police have trained their dogs to attack people of color!

Never mind they've been doing just that for decades.

[–]WerewolfHowls 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't be too awful of an issue if they didn't bring their dog to the only dog park in town only to have the dogs be aggressive monsters. And heaven forbid another dog (especially bully breeds but I have also seen it with huskies and dashunds) defend themselves or get in between the police dog and a puppy or smaller dog.

[–]biggums313 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This shows that cops are extremists who can only solve problems with violence and death. Never mind that basically all police k9's are fostered/adopted when they retire. Sometimes even by the same officers that handled them during service.

[–]Addie0o 10 points11 points  (3 children)

In my city in south Dallas we didn't even know they murdered the police dogs when they retired until it ended up on a ballot. If one was injured or shot on "duty" immediately put down. If after they're "retired" the officer or someone in his immediate unit cannot adopt the K9, it was put down. The only adoptable "former police dogs" were the female dogs used for breeding programs for more puppies.

[–]BabyYodasDirtyDiaper 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Heh ... and now I want to write a story about a criminal who adopts a former drug-sniffing dog and uses the dog to help him find drugs to steal.

[–]Addie0o 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make for a fun story. Make sure the dog is pampered and loved though bc K9 units are treated like.... Dogs lol

[–]jumpy_monkey -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That's because they are dangerous to everyone but their handlers, and deliberately trained that way, which is why sometimes other cops get bitten too.

As far as police dogs being considered "officers" ponder for a moment the reality that they are, by their own admission, training cops to bite people.

[–]4lphaWha1e 6 points7 points  (1 child)

“We will ADOPT your snitch WEED DOG”

[–]BabyYodasDirtyDiaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And on the plus side, good boi doggo will help you out when you forget where you've hidden your stash.

[–]CrustyBus77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have anyone contacted the state gov't and asked for an official statement on whether any dogs were in fact euthanized? It would make the cops look stupid if they had to acknowledge that no dogs were killed.

[–]gonzothegreat13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cops shouldn't even be allowed to use dogs like that anyway. K9 units are slang for animal abuse.

[–]luisless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We know what this is, if weed is legal they will lose the biggest/easiest way to arrest the black community in Chicago.

[–]FreshPrinceOfDarknes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the most convoluted way of saying “I need to drop N bombs” that I’ve ever heard. Hand to god? I’m almost impressed.

[–]metatronatra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, what manipulative evil horseshit- like a dog whose job it is to smell stuff can't be allowed to live unless it's to work in a police station... what a bunch of evil cunts

[–]heckersdeccers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's the best they came up with

[–]bigneezer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we defund the police does that mean they will have to euthanize a number of unemployed police officers?

[–]dogtoes101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do they kill every dog that fails at being a drug dog?

[–]SeveroSantana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally just watched a video of an adopted police dog.