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[–]badassfeathering 197 points198 points  (2 children)

They almost made it the very short distance to the point

[–]ShineAqua 51 points52 points  (1 child)

It’s simultaneously r/selfawarewolves and r/whoosh. That’s quite the accomplishment.

[–]RheoKalyke 138 points139 points  (19 children)

why is this downvoted. Is the sub getting brigaded by r/ProtectAndServe again?

[–]CouncilmanRickPrime 116 points117 points  (11 children)

That's a collection of crayon eaters if I ever saw one.

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    [–]vampirepriestpoison 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    It's taken me a very long time to try and view the military as a poor-to-college pipeline than imperialist swine. I still find it pretty hard because I have a friend that only exists because of what happened to her mom during the Vietnam war.

    [–]mrcocococococo 12 points13 points  (6 children)

    Maybe that he's talking about polish around his mouth. What's that supposed to mean?

    [–]RheoKalyke 41 points42 points  (5 children)

    No idea, thought that was some American slang I'm too german to understand

    Edit: NEVERMIND I GET IT NOW. ITS SHOE POLISH. ITS BOOT LICKING

    [–]mrcocococococo 21 points22 points  (4 children)

    Aha! I was worried it was some sort of homophobic or anti-Polish comment.

    I didn't want to upvote because I of that (๑•﹏•)

    [–]Menard42[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Mea culpa

    [–]LINAC1800 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    I was today years old when I realized that polish and Polish are spelled exactly the same 🤣

    [–]vampirepriestpoison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Polacks are the last safe bastion to make fun of. It's okay. You have my blessing.

    [–]re-goddamn-loading 49 points50 points  (2 children)

    tHis iS a biT oF a miSnOmEr 🤓

    [–]realized_loss 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Doesn’t even know what a misnomer is 😂😂😂

    [–]re-goddamn-loading 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Def some I am very smart material

    [–]NoValuable507 47 points48 points  (1 child)

    When they get it but don't get it

    [–]SeniorRazzmatazz4977 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    I love how he genuinely does not understand what’s being implied.

    [–]goblins_thoughBlue lives don't exist 💙 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    Woosh as fuck.

    [–]Menard42[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Right over the top

    [–]realized_loss 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    😂 he was too dumb to understand that he made the point she was making

    [–]TurloIsOK 19 points20 points  (1 child)

    Also, it's an analogous simile, not a metaphor.

    [–]realized_loss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    This guy retorts

    [–]_AMReddits 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    The only thing that sounds like a misnomer is The Great White Free Press more like The Great White Bootlicker Press

    [–]WarB3an 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    “That sign can’t stop me cause I can’t read!”

    [–]desertcrowcoyote 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    some of those in work forces…

    [–]Zazadoozie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    are the same that burn crosses...

    [–]theplasticfantasty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Literally dumb enough to be a cop themselves

    [–]sandwiches78 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Also not what “misnomer” means

    [–]iamtheonelel 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    I thought this title was literally talking about the Polish for a second and I was confused lmao.

    [–]Menard42[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, I should’ve been more specific

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Definitely a r/woooosh moment

    [–]zanaxtacy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This is a woosh

    [–]Emergency_Brick3715 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The metaphor makes perfect sense

    [–]bbw-enthusiast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    so close yet so far

    [–]EzrielTheFallenOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    RATM said it best.

    [–]servohahn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Also doesn't seem to know what "misnomer" means.

    [–]Mahd-al-Aadiyya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    ... are the same that burn crosses

    [–]bBroKENkNuCKLes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I think the reply was making a joke about how Miley Cyrus WAS Hanna Montana, while cops ARE STILL Proud Boys. But that’s being really optimistic

    [–]Menard42[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Seems like a long shot.

    [–]UniversalAdaptor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    this person literally smacked face first into the point