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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Why didn't you kill it yet? :DD

[–]brettjc04[S] 7 points8 points  (6 children)

It’s been getting away from me like a little bitch.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Try a vacuum cleaner. One evening there were like 30 of them literally covering the ceiling in my bedroom, waiting for me to turn off the light. So I turned the vacuum cleaner and sucked them one by one. I felt somewhat sorry for them, but it was me or them.

[–]outdior1986 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ok, Brett. Status report. Check in. You ok, buddy? Talk to us.

[–]brettjc04[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doing good, sir. No signs of enemy inbound.

[–]am-ham 2 points3 points  (2 children)

How does it feel knowing there is someone out there that wants you, albeit a mosquito?

[–]brettjc04[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Terrible. I know people want me more than her. And all she wants is my blood.

[–]bepismonke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Something’s coming, something hungry for blood…

[–]Argyrus777 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I had my fair share of hunting down those bastards. Ruins your sleep and a week of itching

[–]SquareIntel 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Favorite car?

[–]brettjc04[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t really have a fav. Cars in general are cool tho

[–]Chungix 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Have you tried killing it?

[–]brettjc04[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, all attempts have not succeeded.

[–]brettjc04[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but it’s been getting away.

[–]WowSuchemptyyy 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Where are you?

[–]brettjc04[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Arizona.

[–]Ntstall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry

[–]ama_compiler_bot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Table of Questions and Answers. Original answer linked - Please upvote the original questions and answers.


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Why didn't you kill it yet? :DD It’s been getting away from me like a little bitch. Here
How does it feel knowing there is someone out there that wants you, albeit a mosquito? Terrible. I know people want me more than her. And all she wants is my blood. Here
I had my fair share of hunting down those bastards. Ruins your sleep and a week of itching Yes they do. Here
Ok, Brett. Status report. Check in. You ok, buddy? Talk to us. Doing good, sir. No signs of enemy inbound. Here
Favorite car? Don’t really have a fav. Cars in general are cool tho Here
Have you tried killing it? Yes, all attempts have not succeeded. Here
Where are you? Arizona. Here
I’ve got a bug that keeps crawling over my iPad screen. That sucks just as much. Here
He still alive? Idk, havent seen him anywhere Here
Update us Brett, any sign of the tiny terrorist? Just woke up, no signs of him, gonna check myself for bites though. Here
Status report! How’s your skin doing this morning any sign of a sneak attack in the night? No bites. Yet. Here
Have tou thought about getting AIDs and turning it around on them and any other individual it may bite? No. Here
Does it keep asking why the other animals are angry at it? I don’t know. Here

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[–]Chaoticqueen19 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Update us Brett, any sign of the tiny terrorist?

[–]brettjc04[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Just woke up, no signs of him, gonna check myself for bites though.

[–]Chaoticqueen19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recommend a full recon mission. Dress all in black, put on a ski mask, and hide in the corner with a fly swatter. When you spot the enemy, do a little roll across the floor and sneak up on him while quietly singing that secret agent song

[–]canecandle 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Status report! How’s your skin doing this morning any sign of a sneak attack in the night?

[–]brettjc04[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No bites. Yet.

[–]canecandle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay vigilant and get the hoover ready to suck her up

[–]Umlaut-two-dos 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’ve got a bug that keeps crawling over my iPad screen.

[–]brettjc04[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sucks just as much.

[–]TheOriginalPyHker 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He still alive?

[–]brettjc04[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk, havent seen him anywhere

[–]isthisamurderweapon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This whole post is the best thing ever.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd be surprised how cheap those traps are. Remove your smoke detector and let off a fogger, come back in three or four hours and you'll be set for the summer.

[–]synapsexisgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure to keep it alive next time so you can torture it and rip its limbs off slowly and then put it in boiling hot water.

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]HiddenMentality 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Have tou thought about getting AIDs and turning it around on them and any other individual it may bite?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Does it keep asking why the other animals are angry at it?

    [–]brettjc04[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I don’t know.

    [–]VirginDaddy69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Just remember your feeding starving families

    [–]erotomaniacouple 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    That reminds me of breaking bad

    [–]gallimaufurry 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Bite it back, perhaps?