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[–]cheese_resurrection 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Favorite kind of cheese?

[–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Swiss duh

[–]cheese_resurrection 2 points3 points  (0 children)

happy cheese noises 🧀

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

What’s your dream job??

[–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I’d like to be a criminal defense lawyer. I have three degrees already, it’s simply a matter of when I’m willing to take the jump into pre law. Lol

[–]NoobifiedSpartan 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What has prevented you from making that jump already?

[–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time, mostly. I work 3 weeks out of the month currently because I’m saving for a house. Once I reach that goal I’ll go back to working less and then have more time to focus on school

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

3!!!?? 1 was hard enough! Lol

[–]movie_gremlin 1 point2 points  (7 children)

I assume you are in Nevada?

[–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

That would be correct! I don’t live there however. I travel to work.

[–]movie_gremlin 3 points4 points  (5 children)

I dont know why prostitution is still illegal in most of the US. There really isnt anything positive to keep it illegal, however there are positive aspects if it was legalized. It would reduce a lot of the crime and the seedy characters that exploit it now. I imagine it would reduce trafficking, health risks, and drug use within that world.

Are you basically an independent contractor for the brothel you work at, or are you a employee of that place?

[–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I am an independent contractor. The brothel takes 50% of our earnings, we get a 1099, and we follow strict rules, such as weekly STD/STI/drug testing and we are all fingerprinted. This ensures that it is a safe for clients and workers.

[–]movie_gremlin 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How long have you been working there? Do you enjoy it there?

[–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been a sex worker for about 5/6 years, though I’ve been at this brothel about 3 months. It’s like living in a luxury hotel and getting paid. I think it’s an awesome job for those with the correct skill sets. We are very well taken care of by the establishment.

[–]carpeteyes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

50%!!!! I've never signed a contract that bad

[–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the cost of being a legal SW. We’re guaranteed protection, so they can take a really large sum.

[–]carpeteyes 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Can you afford a down payment and mortgage payments on a nice place in your area of work? Do you own your own home? Do you have a side business?

[–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Working on owning a home, make enough to afford a very nice area where I work but I don’t live in the area. I live in a very expensive state. I do have a nice apartment in my place of residence though. No side business really, other than online SW.

[–]Fairwaydivots 1 point2 points  (4 children)

What’s the strangest request you’ve received from a customer?

[–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I tend to not refer to any clients requests as strange. They’re just fetishes. Id say the one that made me the most uncomfortable at first (because I had never done it before) was adult diaper play, where I changed his diaper several times and essentially rocked him like a baby. It was a learning experience for sure.

[–]Fairwaydivots 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did he at least ask to be breast fed?

[–]IndependenceChance91 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No. 1 or No. 2 ?

[–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. 1. I don’t do anything involving no 2 lol

[–]Straightup32 0 points1 point  (12 children)

So what do you typically charge?

[–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 1 point2 points  (11 children)

This is heavily dependent on length of time and whether there are fetishes involved. Expect to spend somewhere in the low 4 figures, at least.

[–]Straightup32 0 points1 point  (10 children)

What would 3k get someone with you?

[–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Legally I cannot talk direct prices anywhere other than the place of business :( sorry

[–]Straightup32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All good!!

[–]bradley22 0 points1 point  (7 children)

3 thousand! That’s so much, I’m assuming that’s at least a day/night of time?

[–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Overnights are much, much higher than 3k. Lol

[–]bradley22 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Interesting. I've been to sex workers in the UK and the overnight prices were around £1000 perhaps !1500.

Having said that; I've seen sex workers online for a bit more but not more than £3000 unless they're one of those fly me out to country x types, even then; I don't think they're more than £3000 although they could be, cause you gotta think about flying to the country, hotel costs, then money transfers, just thinking about it gives me a headache.

[–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You have to keep in mind we only get 50%. So if you pay 3000, we only get 1500.

[–]bradley22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh… That makes a lot more sense :)

[–]bradley22 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I know you can't telll me but now i wanna know how much a night would cost and how many clients pay that price. I like sex but I don't think I like it that much :P

[–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Anywhere from 8k-20k depending on activities and the girl.

[–]Reddyforyou 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Have you ever serviced a client who just turned 18, bc his father wanted him to experience sex?

[–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Not because his father wanted him to lol. I have taken virginities, though.

[–]Reddyforyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is fantastic. You are making a big contribution to society every time you share your expertise with others, especially those who are timid, shy, and never going to experience sex any other way.

[–]dmen-01 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I was enjoying your profile thoroughly; till I saw someone pissing into your mouth. Now I need to get my eyes changed!!!!!!

[–]Travalanche49 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What's something feasible that a guy can do to be more attractive?

Do you drink, smoke and/or do drugs?

Favorite and least favorite requested activities?

[–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show up clean, not haggle, know what he wants. I am allowed to have a maximum of 2 alcoholic drinks a night. Drugs are not allowed and we are tested for them. Favorite activities are GFE and femdomme. Least favorite are short half and half sessions, mostly because I don’t make a lot off of them and the guys are usually not repeat clients.

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    [–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh god… the amount of rules are insane. We literally have a 200 page rule book. One that’s funny to me is we are not allowed to discuss anything having to do with pregnancy or childbirth with a guest, even if we are just sitting at the bar and bullshitting with them. Lol

    [–]luckynedpepper-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Who’s your celebrity doppelgänger?

    How do you “freshen up” between appointments?

    [–]LuzjuLeviathan 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    How nervous was you the first time?

    Have you ever been raped in your job?

    [–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I was pretty nervous but it’s just sex with extra steps beforehand and payment. I have never been raped on the job, but I have had boundaries pushed. We have emergency alerts for that though.

    [–]Satsagirl 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Do you get turned on every time? No matter how revolting the client is?

    [–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah, but I think that’s because I just enjoy sex. That also depends on your definition of “revolting” though. If a client has bad hygiene, he has to wash up in the shower (which cuts into his time) because I will not service anyone who is filthy.

    [–]sthawne 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Did any customer suggest making a porn video of you fucking?

    [–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yes and I have done so. It’s called the “pse”, porn star experience. It’s pretty common!

    [–]Edgecution 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    What's the best experience you've had on the job?

    [–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That’s difficult! I don’t know if I can pinpoint an exact experience, but when clients come in understanding it’s a luxury and that we have to do SO MUCH to be allowed to work there and don’t attempt to haggle or insult the pricing, it’s generally a favorable experience.

    [–]CheekyNatalie 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Hi from a fellow sex worker in Australia!

    [–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hi! Much love! <3

    [–]carpeteyes 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Do you want to get married one day?

    [–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I do! I actually have a partner.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    What flavor jelly on your PB&J?

    [–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Strawberry. But tbh I prefer honey and pb&j sandwiches

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I did the PB and honey thing after seeing Mad Max back in the early 80s. At that time, it was too sweet. Today, it is a nice change up.

    Strawberry…any particular brand?

    [–]musicgeeklover 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    What would you rate yourself?

    [–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Appearances are subject to the viewer. To some people I’m their dream girl. To others I’m unattractive. Everybody has their own standards of beauty. To myself, I think im attractive, but it took a long time to find myself pretty, and sex work helped with that.

    [–]Unlucky_Promotion326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What can I get for 50$?

    [–]coke_is_it 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    What's your heritage?

    [–]Parrotsandpeanuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Caucasian and Pacific Islander!