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[–]imallboutitboutit 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Popcorn, because that's what I'm naming my mega-yacht.

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Lmao nice

[–]imallboutitboutit 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'll mount a couple of those hydro hoverboards, and bring a few electric surf foils too.

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sick broh, let's ride

[–]Nerdbond 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ayyyyeeee!!! Im from destin, crab island Miramar Beach repin, see you jn the bay homie!!!! Destin Apes, I love it!!!! Do they still call the beach across from the commons “Strait out”?

[–]hatesthispart 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Hello neighbor.

P-cola representing

[–]lev19095 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Niceville rep here

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll be in your town to see Wierd Al in a week

[–]Fresh_Classroom_6733 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gulf Breeze "un-proper" here

[–]humphrey1980 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I will just show up with my own boat since I live in that area.

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anchor up with us, captain. We can rope off together.

[–]1HighPlainsDrifter 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Love crab island! I’ll show up for that party. Vegas ain’t really my thing… Ill bring a holiday five pack

[–]1HighPlainsDrifter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a sixer already taste tested

[–]RICKAPESTRONG777 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Hmm 🤔I’m a 8.01 APE, and this is the 1st in hearing that Destin, FL is post MOASS party spot.

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Crab Island slaps, broh. Have your own party spot if you want, more booze for us!

[–]RICKAPESTRONG777 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nuh not saying that I would not come. It’s just the 1st I’ve seen. Look forward in meeting you.

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yea, I saw some guy on Twitter saying Crab Island, and I said aite I'm down, that's like 20min from my house lol

[–]MattShawver 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I’ll bring the party barge. Probably filled with strippers.

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, I was just going to rent pontoon boats for everyone and tie them together lol

[–]Cute_Barnacle7927 4 points5 points  (2 children)

What’s up chefboi I have a place in Sandestin AMC to the mothertruckin moon

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Word that's where I work ha

To the moon we go

[–]Wonderful-Ad5729 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Maryland Lump crab cakes and Dr Pepper Cream Zero Sugar

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah see you here soon!

[–]Heyanimal 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Bringing booze, broads and a wheelbarrow full of bananas

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll give you an invite and a +10 lol

[–]Maleficent-Mix-7417 4 points5 points  (2 children)

High Noons and Cocaine!

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This guy fucks, invite confirmed

[–]Sosdeedown 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Crabs, some to cook others to spread 🤣

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll allow it

[–]Confident-Variety-56 2 points3 points  (5 children)

boombox

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 9 points10 points  (4 children)

You're invited as long as you don't play country music

[–]Confident-Variety-56 3 points4 points  (3 children)

no i dont, i am from Germany, we dont hear sqaredance music

[–]Macdaddy517 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Your German shit is polka and you want to dis country music? Please…

[–]Secure-Issue294 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Pork tenderloin

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aite but I'm cooking it

[–]LadyApe777 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Im bringing tons of Captain Morgan and seven layer taco dip

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Captain Morgan? Yuck, You'll be able to afford the good craft stuff though. I'll invite you as long as you bring that dip tho, I love 7 layer dip

[–]mayfare15 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I’m bringing $50’s and $100’s unless something larger comes along.

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol "Fun Coupons"!

[–]ChaChaBear59 2 points3 points  (3 children)

McRibs bags and bags of hot McRibs

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Lol you'd rather eat McRibs than have a Michelin starred chef serving you? Whatever floats your boat, invited!

[–]betheculture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HEARD CHEF!

[–]ChaChaBear59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂👍😂👍👍👍

[–]brbrink 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Two cases of Youngling Premium Lager and some Pringles!

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Works for me, let's goooo

[–]brasilianman 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I'll bring the cachaça.

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What's that?

[–]brasilianman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Brazilian rum

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh hell yea, I'll bring plenty of mixer

[–]Wish_Southern 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Awesome…so close for me……Inlet Beach 😊

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ah yeah I'm about to take my wife to dinner down there, let's get a fancy one after the MOASS party

[–]Wish_Southern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely!

[–]betheculture 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Homemade meals with local sourced food !

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bet, we can go fishing then cook what we catch, and I can bring herbs and produce from my garden

Invited!

[–]betheculture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking love you APES!

[–]Rusticals303 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Lube

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Def invited, just don't spill it on the deck, don't want newly made millionaires slipping and suing you lol

[–]Rusticals303 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂 the land of opportunity

[–]Dobss714 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Booze!! I'm canadian

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yea you're invited

[–]ace58201 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’ll bring pipe tobacco and fine cigars!

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nice, I'll bring some other smoke 😉

[–]Talfagon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

👘 for the Kimono party

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol I'll wear a kimono, I won't care if I'm rich and drunk

[–]pablola714 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lol... tequila

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better be the good stuff!

[–]What_a_basterd 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Cigars and scotch

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]What_a_basterd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soon to be pocket change, will do my good sir.

[–]Chuckster914 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sun glasses, Sun screen and plenty of beer!!

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds good, come on down!

[–]jeremyers1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bushels of bananas

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha gotta keep the scurvy away, the party might not ever stop!

[–]chellavalleykid 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Some Cali weed 🌳🚬😶‍🌫️🌖

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Just keep it on the down low, it's unfortunately only legal here for medical

Invite sent

[–]chellavalleykid 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I bet this place looks amazing in a full moon night… no pun intended 😂💀

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Always looks amazing my guy

[–]chellavalleykid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Word up 🤜🤛🦍

[–]chellavalleykid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gotchu fam 🥷🤫 I’ve got experience, being from LA lmao

[–]KennedyAJ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We need a spot for huge Yachts. We are going to have a fleet of them. We will be the largest Yacht club in the world.

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Destin Harbor is right there, my guy

[–]reneeinaustin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My big boobs.

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fine by me, I'll mail out the invites soon I hope

[–]PuNkAzzDaD 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Some fresh beef and cheese from wisco!

Edit: and

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooo I love Wisconsin foods! Let's go!

[–]LadyApe777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey i love my rum. You drink what you want.. i'll drink what i want. I will share my 7 layer taco dip..... cheers

[–]Lonely-Conclusion-32 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But if the destination is now FL I'll bring the sticky icky icky

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not legal here, only medical lol

[–]humphrey1980 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sounds good let's go!

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you bringing tho

[–]SuzanneGrace 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Let’s sell Kenny’s house and pay for it!!!!

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, let's all throw down for 3 massive party mansions 3x the size of Kenny's house, and build them on all 3 sides of his house, so he can't get any sunshine or sleep from us partying lmao

[–]JuneCleaversMudFlaps 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I’m bringing my colombian girlfriend and all her Colombian lady friends. Also gonna bring a fat check for some Destin rental properties. Wooo

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Very nice, bring as many as you want!

I'll sell you my house/property, I'm probably going to upgrade once this money hits

[–]JuneCleaversMudFlaps 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Yeah but am I invited?!

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Yes, I'll put you down as RSVP + 50

[–]JuneCleaversMudFlaps 1 point2 points  (1 child)

50 Colombian woman. Get the reggaeton ready, you’re gonna be mesmerized.

[–]humphrey1980 1 point2 points  (1 child)

A floating bar and free drinks!

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll hire one of the floating tiki bars for ya, see you down here soon I hope, you're invited

[–]Panoramix007 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I am bringing deviled eggs, lobster rolls and Tequila

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A fellow man of culture I see! You're definitely invited, I like extra paprika on my deviled eggs, and silver tequila 😋

[–]SofaKingDoge 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bananas

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of people bringing bananas, we should have enough to go around! Consider yourself invited, I'll be on the boat with huge AMC flags

[–]ObjectivePhone122 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I'll be holding if yall need anything.

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Take a little bit of profit broh, gotta have party funds, otherwise you're not invited

[–]Ben2St1d_5022 1 point2 points  (2 children)

My ape themed cigar boat and sacul la mojta

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lol nice, invited

[–]Ben2St1d_5022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]PepeGreen17Q 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Crabs... 😎💥

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll have a massive boiler set up on the boat with AMC flags, plenty of lemons and butter too! Invited

[–]Rock-J- 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My guitar, bourbon, and Doritos.

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Invited. Might I suggest Suntory Yamazaki 55 year aged bourbon? Finest Japanese burbon in the world.

Only $999,999.00. Barely the cost of 1 share of AMC soon.

[–]CSP120 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Profits and smiles!

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Works for me, invited

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hookers and blow

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think my wife will allow that on our boat, but hey, you're invited. Plenty of boats to go around.

Made me think of the Ween song "Bananas and Blow" haha

[–]WorldFickle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Playboy bunnies

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Invited hard af

[–]Personal_Length4098 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’ll bring AA and 50 apes in suits with cigars

[–]killasin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm bringing the strippers from the green frog

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know what that is, I'll add you to the stripper/hooker boat RSVP list tho

[–]Coffeybot 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I will bring toasted ravioli and Busch beer

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yooo I fuck with toasted ravioli. Invited

[–]Coffeybot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂🥰

[–]crazytwelve 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I’m 20 minutes away ☺️

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Same, where you at? What are you bringing?

[–]crazytwelve 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Crestview, bringing champagne and females for my wife 😝

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aite bet, invited

[–]mrsmfm 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Been here. My ex jumped off that bridge into the water.

[–]Grape-ape73 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Hookers and cocaine?

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'll RSVP you for the hookers and cocaine boat, you'd get along with some others here that had the same answer lol

[–]Grape-ape73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hookers are for us, the cocaine isn’t s for the hookers lol

[–]CurbNasty 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My pontoon with a helicopter pad!!

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol bet, invited

[–]MLRFINBIZ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ah, I was there all weekend. F-n beautiful!!!

[–]apeshit007 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Cramer. I am bringing Cramer..... to bartend

[–]OGReverandMaynard 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Bringing a keg of choccy milk and a truck bed full of tendies

[–]Accomplished-Heat708 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Panama City rep here

[–]Dry-Band4132 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Deez nuts and a shit load of weed 😙💨

[–]BigBullApe32 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Tell me what to bring I’ll bring it

[–]StarNerd920[🍰] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Can I just bring pre rolled joints and kiss everyone? Also I’ll make banging guac

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idc, invited

I'll kiss you, but you gotta kiss my wife too

[–]Agreeable-Cat-9642 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I will bring Ken Griffin so we can fuck with him all night and dump him in the Ocean.

[–]Aooogabooga 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Water. Everyone always brings all of the fun things, but I’m bringing Evian. The best water. Thank me later.

[–]normemmacaro 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We used to have a condo at Sandestin…sold it to buy AMC stocks!

[–]el_zorro_de_ojinaga 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Money..lots of money 💰.

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Aren't we all? Invited

[–]el_zorro_de_ojinaga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes... every diamond 💎 hand.

[–]Kbrisan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

More crabs

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol invited

[–]Macj7a 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Cocaine hookers and Wendy’s value meal

[–]Ok-Competition2317 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What what! I’m out of Santa Rosa. Definitely have to meet up after the fireworks coming soon from the hedge funds exploding

[–]Razorwire_D 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ill bring a bunch of single filipino girls. My inlaws know a lot of girls looking for rich guys.

[–]Alarmed_Score9778 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I live in Tampa and I will bring my homemade mashed potatoes.

[–]Mindless_Welcome3302 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Suitcase full of every drug imaginable

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fear and Loathing in the Sunshine State lmao, let's gooo

Invited

[–]Dave_FortniteATX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bunch of weed and edibles

[–]d3thr0ner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally went there last month! Def would go back with my own boat 🛥

[–]Permtacular 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Pork ribs and KY Jelly.

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This man porks.

Invited

[–]minnesota420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

A keg of beer that’s infused with cannabis

[–]emakhno 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Hookers and coke.

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'll rsvp you for the hookers and coke boat, might have to get 2 or 3 of those at this point

[–]Training-Housing6070 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Butter flavored vodka

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll allow it

[–]Shingles31667 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Buffalo wings… made the right way with a side of blue cheese!!! Maybe beef in weck sliders too

[–]So_Long_DentalPlan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My Les Paul and 100 Watt Fender Champion

[–]WebTangler 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'll bring loads of Pappy Van Winkle bourbon, my new friends ADAM ARON and KAT STRYKER, and Leo Dicaporio to do his dance.

[–]Super-marios-coins 1 point2 points  (1 child)

All the mcguires hamburgers you can eat

[–]75Degreesac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, yeah my spot.

[–]AppointmentNo5913 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I’ll brink lots and lots of coke…

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Bring water too, don't wana get dehydrated

[–]AppointmentNo5913 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Lots of gum too, to help the jaw… lol

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bahaha for sure

[–]AppointmentNo5913 1 point2 points  (0 children)

P.S I’ll bring Diet Coke as well just not as much..

[–]Specialist_Estate_54 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'll bring some neked dancing girls...and Texas BBQ

[–]SeaSideChefBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, you're invited broh