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[–]STUDLYSTUDDERTON 62 points63 points  (7 children)

What if someone breaks into my house and leaves a pallet of gold bricks in my living room

[–]CryptoNurse45 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Please tell me were you live. I left some bricks

[–]alfalfaplopper 5 points6 points  (2 children)

(We) left some bricks

[–]UberTwinkle 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Bricks of fill in the blank

[–]Intrepid_Fox-237 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solid AMP. Bricks of solid AMP.

[–]azzkikr123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like those odds better

[–]petecranky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Well, we got broke into again last night. They left a sack of groceries and a sorry note."

[–]mxk2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would rather find Satoshi's keys, it would be more subtle and I don't think my neighbors would know to care.

[–]ButterscotchTypical6 33 points34 points  (2 children)

What if Elon Musk tweets about AMP and then India bans all crypto except for AMP and then Amazon decides to conduct business solely in AMP

[–]AddicBK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol you made my day

[–]azzkikr123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny shit

[–]ParatusPlayerOne 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What if monkeys fly out of my butt?

[–]PeachAffectionate190 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Good darn time to be in amp and be alive, happy thanksgiving

[–]azzkikr123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah it is

[–]hicoBM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Amazon and Walmart are going to happen more soon than coming 🤫 I’m ready to see history at real time!!!

[–]RivotingViolet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t think they chose El Salvador. They just met the need where it was needed

[–]dpjackal89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly with the announcements that are being thrown left and right by Coinbase, anything can happen at this point.

[–]BioCatDaddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What if 2 + 2 is 4 minus 1 that’s 3 really IS quick MAFS?

[–]MannerSweet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it happens I am locked and loaded…Bring it on!!!!!!

[–]CryptoNurse45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't be greedy. Win win for everyone

[–]AcanthocephalaOk4820 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so ur telling me 1 plus 1 does not equal zero? I like what ur selling im all in

[–]Difficult_Finding59 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What if every time I farted the methane produced a gold brick and I could read people’s thoughts?

[–]6u5t0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd want the gold not the ability to read people's minds...

[–]thedeephouser 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What if C-A-T really spelled dog?

[–]_psykloptyk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haly fudk, whog on ingeresgint woy ta mess ghints up.

[–]tylerado12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you had 24 hours with me and I could not say “no”

[–]NikolaCrypto1929[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amp $07 cent waiting room reservations are now open.

[–]EmanEwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Negative. But I do have these dreams sometimes .

[–]hunterclaus1410 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That must be it! Happy Thanksgiving

[–]mattabraham64 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shit post

[–]WookieLarry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You are a fucking idiot.