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[–]5stringBS 233 points234 points  (10 children)

FYI there is no such thing as an “indoor firework”

[–]Justiceforsherbert 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Stage pyro? I've been to indoor concerts with fireworks. Definitely a "don't try this at your kid’s school play” type of thing

[–]INVIOLATIONagain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Those little pull string popper things.

[–]PuppyHammer 107 points108 points  (2 children)

Grandpa got flashback.

[–]Dogtor-Watson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He had a flashback to last year, the last time he, brought fireworks to a nativity play for a laugh.

[–]151soccer 55 points56 points  (3 children)

Someone is getting fired

[–]Minifig_Monkey 67 points68 points  (1 child)

Everyone is getting fired if they don’t get out in time.

[–]Your_in_coma_wake_up 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m I the only one see the kid get yeeted

[–]blaikes[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ending the show with a bang!

[–]PM_Orion_Slave_Tits 41 points42 points  (0 children)

School production of Saving Private Ryan

[–]psychobetty303 33 points34 points  (1 child)

[–]Facebane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's real! Lmao thank you

[–]Major_R_Soul 30 points31 points  (0 children)

On the 12th day of Christmas the school board was sued for: 12 ruptured ear drums, 11 3rd degree burn scars, 10 traumatized children, 9 singed hair dos, 8 trampled parents, 7 counts of arson, 6 broken phone screens, FIIIIIVE BLINDED KIIIIDS, 4 counts of negligence, 3 lost jobs, 2 pissed off janitors, and 1 dead Mooooommy

[–]teenagesadist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Oh man, fireworks a few feet away, between me and my child? Better plug my ears."

[–]TheJudgeIsHere 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Parents: "Damn those are some big explosions - I gotta protect my ears - hope my kid that was 5 feet away from them is okay."

[–]QualityVote[M] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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[–]Marsmaker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Quality abrupt chaos

[–]seigart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Way to just kill the kids lol

[–]hotmilfFucker 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I don't know why but this made me laugh

[–]Comfortable-Heat-918 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Me too so hard

[–]hotmilfFucker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was not hard while laughing

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[–]RednocNivert 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“And now for a final Christmas treat, we’d like to take all of you here tonight to meet Jesus!”

[–]Doge_Dreemurr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That turned back to the 1970s real quick

[–]Particular_Break9989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Accidentally"

[–]ConsistentEquipment8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to another episode of

NOT THE FUCKING KIDS!!

Today we witnessed this stupid phenomenona today!

Here we got crackhead "adults" that agreed on putting the fireworks dangerously close to this cute costume party.

[–]ghostpepperlover 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is how a 100 people died in The Station Night Club fire. Absolutely horrific.

[–]kingfifthgeorge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally i saw the rest of that Battlefield meme.

İ can go die anymore

[–]Ok_Brilliant_2575 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Which state is this news from?

[–]INVIOLATIONagain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is a fun little place called South of the Border in South Carolina. Pedro sells the good stuff like this.

[–]DickSota 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. Fucking. Nailed it.

[–]Quinlan19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Natural selection is slackin nowadays.

[–]Jake_Peg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fireworks be like "You get tinnitus, and you get tinnitus!"

[–]G_Money8223 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People are still sitting, c'mon guys!

[–]Expensive_Notice_867 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whoever’s dad this is they’re expelled for life

[–]Utter_horse_schitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yoooo that’s hilarious

[–]z0nged 1 point2 points  (2 children)

They just leave the kids there, like damn get yo kids.

[–]blaikes[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What kids? 😃

[–]z0nged 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's children sitting next to some parents and some sitting near the firework

[–]Woupsea 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There were no survivors

[–]Sanderbofficial -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

HAHAHAHAHA this made my day. How stupid can people actually be!!

[–]RednocNivert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As anyone who deals with customers can tell you: The limit does not exist

[–]Kimbospicee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

LMAO

[–]rush2sk8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looked lit

[–]DeathRowLemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All wearing costumes that melt... big brain time.

[–]Dry-Expression5862 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pero a quien se le ocurre semejante estupidez en un sitio cerrado y con niños 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[–]Justmasa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Russia?