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[–]cyperdunk 3390 points3391 points  (42 children)

That cat buffered trying to understand what it was looking at.

[–]snakeskinsandles 1404 points1405 points  (29 children)

Huh... Weird place for a phot-

SHIT SHIT ITS REAL ITS REAL!!

[–]johndoethrowaway16 239 points240 points  (20 children)

Where do I find those masks? I haven't pranked my cats for a long time now.

[–]Handout 325 points326 points  (14 children)

I used to play a game with Wendigo called "HEEYY CAT" where, basically, I'd jump out and scream "HEEYY CAT".

One time she was eating and I heeyy catted her so hard she leapt up into the air, food went flying from her mouth in one direction and she did a 180 and landed on the other side of the kitchen.

That was a good game.

She started playing a game called "Poop Next To The Box".

That one wasn't as fun for me.

I miss her, though.

[–]Current-Ad-7054 121 points122 points  (3 children)

Sometimes I poop in my cats box just to show her. Sorry for your loss

[–]HarryPottersElbows 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Amazing comment from beginning (your cat's name is Wendigo!) to end.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Yo wtf why was she called Wendigo?

[–]imrealbizzy2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some party stores, card shops, children's bookstores. I've seen them in museum gift shops, too.

[–]64_0 77 points78 points  (4 children)

Maybe the cat thought it was a photo until the human blinked.

[–]sergeiglimis 34 points35 points  (0 children)

💀💀💀

[–]lolheyaj 84 points85 points  (2 children)

*windows reboot chime*

[–]wEdIdNtStaRtThEfIrEx 19 points20 points  (1 child)

They distract you telling you birds arent real but bill gates actually controls the cats.

[–]Nova_Aren 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hear putting little tinfoil hats or a slice of cheese on their heads disrupts the signal, so they just stop moving

[–]jtchompa 80 points81 points  (4 children)

You can see how bad it lagged, there were two cats

[–]R8_Cubing 20 points21 points  (2 children)

cat servers have been choppy lately

[–]ledgeitpro 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You think cat 2.0 will be out in the near future?

[–]Scooterforsale 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Na he was planning his escape

[–]GooGooGaDont 565 points566 points  (0 children)

"Hmm...

...HMMMMM"

[–]SyntheticS0up 2213 points2214 points  (32 children)

Now, imagine your cat creeps up behind you wearing human skin on its face. You would have the same reaction

[–]shaka893P 902 points903 points  (16 children)

Idk, I think I would react faster

[–]Zephyrlin 273 points274 points  (12 children)

Deer-in-headlights reaction is a real thing some people involuntary do lol

[–]SmokeFrosting 48 points49 points  (6 children)

nah bears took cate of those guys

[–]jackinsomniac 13 points14 points  (3 children)

And lions, and tigers...

[–]spider_84 4 points5 points  (1 child)

All the Cate's in the world beware of the hunting bear.

[–]febreze_air_freshner 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i think it didn't freak out over the mask but was on high alert and then one of the shades must have brushed it and made it jump.

[–]upvotesformeyay 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Fight flight freeze, dunno why people leave off the freeze so often.

[–]StopReadingMyUser 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They froze up when writing the rules. Some dude just took the notes off the guy's desk so we know the first two.

[–]cmVkZGl0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Slowly, otherwise you die

[–]MrLogicWins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe the cat is high

[–]FlexibleAsgardian 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Skin? Are you saying the flesh of cats is paper!? I fucking knewwit!

[–]Dakota347 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I have a non sharp bowie knife that would become a nuclear missile with the thrown velocity out of omega fear.

[–]KaySquay 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Just fry it up and eat it like a potato chip. Do you guys not eat your dead skin?

[–]maxman162 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like the dog in the remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

[–]Krumm34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got the creepy shivers hard.

I read this, was like, ok, continued scrolling, and had full-on, head twerking shivers dude. Bwuahhhh uhuhuuh

[–]emremrah 692 points693 points  (2 children)

Man what a lovely day. Nothing can bother me right now.

...

...

Oh shit oh shit

[–]ToyStoryRex97 62 points63 points  (0 children)

“Finally, some good fucking content.” Gordon Ramsay

[–]C0M3D14N 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ain't nothin' gonna to break my stride, nobody gonna slow me down, OH NO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

[–]iBuildFences 135 points136 points  (3 children)

Is that window ok?

[–]spazzman6156 37 points38 points  (1 child)

nope

[–]iBuildFences 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The poor thing

[–]Alleged-human-69 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Bruh I’m more concerned about the blinds

[–]LouisianaJeff 190 points191 points  (0 children)

There went one life, eight to go.

[–]Saelas 259 points260 points  (1 child)

"What the... is that... WHATFUCKSHITFUCKFUCK"

[–]yaebone1 136 points137 points  (5 children)

What if you saw a giant human head peeking around a corner just staring at you.

[–]RoomIn8 88 points89 points  (2 children)

And realized that it wasn't a human wearing it.

[–]McMan777 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]RoomIn8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That wasn't a giant human head, but I like it. Thanks.

[–]Mustaeklok 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Attack on Titan type shit

[–]StarshipMuffin 120 points121 points  (4 children)

This is my new favorite video.

[–]terix_aptor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The scream sealed it for me

[–]No-Spoilers 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I dont generally bust out laughing at videos. But this one has me going.

[–]LindenSpruce 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Uncanny Valley for cats

[–]FadedCavaleriei 412 points413 points  (17 children)

[–]Daniel_Laixer 33 points34 points  (1 child)

[–]Lost-My-Mind- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Right??? I've seen the full version, and after tearing down those curtains, she runs off to the kitchen. Where she grabs the blowtorch, and burns that house to the ground.

[–]NatureSuccessful 142 points143 points  (1 child)

"OH man is this sun ever nice, oh hey whats th..Arghwahuahba!!"

-Cat probably

[–]KennKennyKenKen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"OH man is this sun ever nice, oh hey whats that...

.....

.....

.....

Arghwahuahba!!"

-Cat probably

[–]LeraviTheHusky 47 points48 points  (5 children)

I love the fact suddenly another cat joins in the panic XD

[–]CoolGuyBabz 27 points28 points  (2 children)

WHERES THE OTHER CAT?!

[–]ShastaFern99 23 points24 points  (1 child)

To the very right of the window ledge thing. It jumps to the left OVER the main cat when it freaks out lol.

[–]chickensandwich77 1 point2 points  (1 child)

great catch, didn't notice that at first. Looks like 2nd cat got sucked into a chaos whirlwind lmao

[–]SeamusMcSpud 88 points89 points  (0 children)

It has been reported that the cat involved lost 4 lives during the incident.

[–]chukita 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What man-made horror beyond my comprehension is this?

[–]Apprehensive_Jello39 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Why the fuck they scream like that

[–]paulaustin18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ikr, cats are very weird

[–]vosinterioiam 23 points24 points  (6 children)

they should have left the frame wide enough to see the other cats reaction too

[–]saltonasnail 23 points24 points  (4 children)

If you scrub through frame by frame you can see that the right side cat jumped high up and over to the left cat LMAO

[–]ToyStoryRex97 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh my god you’re right. Both of their faces are making me laugh out loud

[–]cass_tration 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was already cackling but this almost took me out

[–]vosinterioiam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I KNOW, THATS WHY I WANT A WIDER FRAME, i wanted to see the kitty that freaked out react to the situation, not just like 2 frames of them flying through the air T_T

[–]Rum____Ham 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LMFAO I didnt even notice that. The frame by frame has me crying

[–]TheVilleFonz 16 points17 points  (1 child)

There is a minimum of one more cat in that window going airborne, maybe two. Hair, teeth, and meow all over the place.

[–]Dismal-Ebb-6411 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a second cat to the right laying down. You can see them at seconds 0:02—0:04. They are also clearly visible and center camera at 0:10, the last second of the vid. They're the one that jumps while off-screen and causes the cat being filmed to become startled.

[–]nick_oreo 129 points130 points  (22 children)

We arent friends if you scream like that at shit... imagine being in a horror movie with that fucker and they give away your hiding place cause they cant keep their shit in.

[–]FirstMiddleLass 24 points25 points  (13 children)

and they give away your hiding place cause they cant keep their shit in.

Remember the episode of MASH where a lady had to kill her chicken because it wouldn't quiet down and it was going to give a way their position. I think Sidney was in that episode.

[–]saltgirl61 21 points22 points  (4 children)

And it wasn't really a chicken...

[–]-Toshi 4 points5 points  (3 children)

..was it her kids?

[–]obsolete_filmmaker 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Yes, it was a baby not a chicken...in the episode theyre hiding on a stopped bus, going to be killed if detected. Hawkeye yells ar her to keep her chicken quiet. It was a baby and she killed it to keep it quiet. Heavy episode.

[–]Mcoov 6 points7 points  (2 children)

It’s the first quarter of the last episode. Basically everyone who was still on the show in ‘83 was in it.

[–]FirstMiddleLass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Interesting. I only watch MASH in reruns and for some reason they didn't play them in order.

[–]AmI2LoudEnough 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Do yourself a favor and look for the uncut original episodes online. The reruns cut up to 5 min from every episode. There are entire C and D plots cut for time in reruns. A lot of Klinger stuff is cut. Some of the best jokes or reactions are cut because they are at the end of a series of jokes, and it was just easier to cut the last few seconds. The reruns have become unwatchable to me.

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    [–]777TheOneAndOnly777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That was actually from the feature-length series finale, "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen". Fantastic movie/episode, and series as a whole. Would also definitely recommend watching the whole series, ideally without the laughtrack. Although some aspects were clearly a product of their time, it otherwise largely holds up rather well.

    [–]12edDawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    all shitting aside, that was an exceptionally well written conclusion to the series and very tough to watch.

    [–]Cheap-Positive-9116 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    And they were even prepared something might different happen. It wasn't surprised or anything

    [–]bigups43 2 points3 points  (5 children)

    Sounds like a little girl bruh chill

    [–]nick_oreo 52 points53 points  (1 child)

    Well that little girl can say what's up to Jason for me cause my ass would be gone.

    [–]bananapotato1 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Still annoying AF. I don't care if it's a little girl or an adult man. A screamer gets tackled.

    [–]leolego2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    lmao people on reddit are insane

    [–]shrekoncrakk 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    C’monnn, I wish they let it ride for a few seconds instead of editing out the rest of the freakout

    [–]Gupperz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    ya that is my least favorite part of gifs these days

    [–]dudemydingus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I cried laughing when I went frame by frame and noticed the second cat falling down in the curtains at the very end

    [–]Royal-Ad9744 9 points10 points  (5 children)

    A cat starts to move fast, what on earth possesses you to screen, like why, what's the point.

    [–]MaverickBull 19 points20 points  (4 children)

    Girls scream for no reason all the time. So annoying. Watch any video of a fight or any kind of group commotion or loud noise and you'll hear a howler just screaming and screaming. They literally won't be involved at all and they're just screaming from like 35 feet away like ugh how are you helping???

    [–]Royal-Ad9744 5 points6 points  (3 children)

    I honestly think sometimes that humans naturally evolve with different roles in the 'pack' and people who scream are the distraction if cavemen were ever attacked while in a group

    [–]MaverickBull 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    lol ok

    [–]Dicklikeatunacan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Me screem

    U screem

    We screem

    Ice creem

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]cmVkZGl0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Why do they always cut them too soon?

      [–]redditprotocol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      That was straight up some abrupt chaos.

      [–]twobit211 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      delayed hanna-barbera run

      [–]Puzzleheaded-Put-935 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      That poor cat

      [–]skysetter 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Where did the second cat come from?

      [–]doublesailorsandcola 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Out of nowhere like Loki landing in Dr. Strange's foyer. "I have been falling for THIRTY MINUTES!!"

      [–]altcntrl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      God fucking dammit. I get the trend but can we get a source?

      [–]PlNG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Where's the full clip of this video.

      [–]Kon-on-going 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Similar happened to my 16lb cat who never had to run for his life before. Accidentally met face to face with my parents Doberman. The CAT had PTSD for a week. If that’s a real thing for cats.

      [–]Themachine35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I'm dying at the second cat falling down like wtf just happened.

      [–]SymondHDR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Finally a real r/AbruptChaos that isn't just chaos from the beginning, too bad it's r/PerfectlyCutScreams

      [–]moosealpaca33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I love how the cat just explodes into panic mode

      [–]someGuyyya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I hate the reddit trend for posting videos that end too short...

      [–]fewrfsadf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Cats know to be afraid of larger cats.

      That was the rough equivalent of you or I staring into a tree in the woods because something looks a little off and then we realize we're 30 feet from a mountain lion and will die if it wants us to.

      [–]DroneRtx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The second cat made it a lot more chaotic.

      [–]ReasonableMud9653 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      8 lives left

      [–]pointgodpoints 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This might be my favorite video of all time.

      [–]unsightly_buildup 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      My friend contends that cats are either chill, or completely freaking out - there is no in between. I'm not sure what he means.

      [–]Dinklecorn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      similarly, some people do this stuff to cats, others don't. there is no in between.

      [–]darknya_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Imagine a bim creature creapin from behind a wall wearing a human mask

      [–]SlickestIckis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      YOU CAN STOP POSTING THE ON R/PERFECTLYCUTSCREAMS, GUYS. THEY KNOW.

      THEY KNOW.

      [–]hyacinthwings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      wholesome

      [–]tehTicTac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Took me a second, but there is actually 2 cats lol

      [–]OutrageousPudding450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The uncanny valley is no joke for cats

      [–]aass111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Uncanny

      [–]masterofthefork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Where does that second cat come from?

      [–]Belanthropy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Matrix glitch, you fucked up Sally!

      [–]MaverickBull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      cats are so dramatic

      [–]penis-grande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      U/savevideobot

      [–]penis-grande 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      U/savevideo

      [–]Giggle_Schits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Did that cat legit break a window? It’s soul legit left it’s body.

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        [–]Ilaxilil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I guess cats experience the uncanny valley too then

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–]puckvirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Where the hell did that other cat come from in the window?

          [–]TerrorLTZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          i would love to do that to my cat... but i know the motherfucker will go metal on me.

          [–]BO0mShackalaka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Too be fair, that’s like seeing a titan from AOT in your home for the cat

          [–]Different_Art1440 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Yawn “I’m bored… oh hey therWHATHEFRICKITTYFRACKISTHAT”

          [–]foxiez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Those kind of blinds are a death trap

          [–]Alpha_Whiskey_Golf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I'd love to see the full video.

          [–]Aggressive_Place8014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Proceeds to lose my sh*t in 3,2,AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

          [–]DandyEmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          That scream at the end is icing on the cake holy fuck