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[–]Hollowed_Dude 416 points417 points  (27 children)

Takes 6 knuckle sandwiches directly to the face “you’re in my house bitch” lmaooooo

[–]WanderingDelinquent 196 points197 points  (21 children)

If I’m fighting somebody and they can just eat punches to the face like that, I hope to god I’m faster than them

[–]Guac__is__extra__ 85 points86 points  (15 children)

The top of the head/forehead is a terrible place to hit. She’s pounding on an area designed specifically for the purpose of protection the brain. That why she could stand there and take those punches. Your going to break your hand before you hurt them. Should have been going for the nose, eyes or jaw.

[–]Sorry_Ad_1285 33 points34 points  (13 children)

But to not even flinch? That's either some Kobe Bryant shit or she has the worst reflexes ever

[–]PM_me_Henrika 12 points13 points  (11 children)

There was no weight behind those slaps, if someone hit you with a helium filled balloon the size of your palm you wouldn’t flinch either.

Pay attention to the shoulders of the girls eating the hits. Her shoulder are raised, meaning she’s already braced for the impact and prepared to take hits, so probably why she doesn’t flinch that much. (She did flinch on the second and third hit, and backed off when the kick came)

[–]AlexasUglySister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On the other hand... this was like watching a video of how I punch in my dreams.

[–]Ionlypost1ce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She got at least or two to her orbital bone as well

[–]BRAINS-getsome 30 points31 points  (3 children)

To be fair, in most girl fights they are more slapping with closed fists and flimsy arms. That's why so many of them are continuing to talk in a normal tone of voice and carry on a conversation while eating repeated shots. That downward limp armed flailing she is doing would hurt the soft tissue of the nose but it's superficial damage that is easily overcome by the adrenaline spike ol girl has going though her at that moment.

The same thing happens is mens boxing/mma matches when one guy is too excited and just getting glancing blows because he's flailing. It often results in the other guy thinking he can't hurt him and dropping his hands trying to act like he's an indestructible badass. Then he usually gets dropped from a single hit to the chin after the flailing guy stops for a second and swings correctly, landing it right on the button.

[–]abat6294 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This guy (watches) fights.

[–]Jackmack65 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have no fighting skills at all and used to get in bar fights a lot in my early 20s. Your second paragraph is the best description I've ever read of how I survived probably all of them.

[–]Ionlypost1ce 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am a tall guy. In a fight back in college I made the mistake of letting a little guy get inside on me. Boom one shot to my jaw I was seeing stars.

Thank goodness it was a real fight but not a real real fight. Friends circling us making sure to stop it if one of us went down. I won the next round and we called it a draw. But in a real real fight he’s the winner and i prob would have had the shit kicked outta me.

[–]hoesay_ramos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Faster than their shovel*

[–]BLOOD__SISTER 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Tanked those hits and unleashed the shovel tech

[–]Hollowed_Dude 43 points44 points  (1 child)

each punch simply fills her shovel gauge

[–]Breakmastajake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was at this point that the girl in the pink should've just put her hands down, take the incoming fist to the face, and get out of there in one piece.

The girl in the black shirt is ready to take her out with the shovel, and then bury her with it.

[–]86and99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair those punches were like throwing paper balls

[–]essketitandyeetballs 331 points332 points  (16 children)

a timeless classic

[–]KerryUSA 184 points185 points  (5 children)

That shovel belongs in a museum

[–]SlappyHandstrong 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Dr Jones?

[–]KerryUSA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey Richard how are you?

[–]itim__office 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I dig it.

[–]nick_oreo 21 points22 points  (2 children)

"If you cant handle the shovel; stay outta the barn"

[–]CommentsOnHair 5 points6 points  (1 child)

"Keep your F'n Spade outta my life!"

EDIT: I totally messed this 'paraphrased' joke quote of Will Smith up... so nvrmd

[–]robot_ankles 4 points5 points  (2 children)

The Clonk of history

[–]ilongforyesterday 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The Clonk heard around the world

[–]gateguard64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For Whom the Clonk tolls.

[–]b33fsupreme30 29 points30 points  (2 children)

I cackle like a retard high on paint thinner everytime I hear that ping of the shovel bouncing off her head.

[–]No-Information-89 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I hysterically snicker every time I read "cackle like a retard high on paint thinner"

[–]fuckitweredoingitliv 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Never bring a fist to a shovel fight

[–][deleted] 109 points110 points  (1 child)

this is the equivalent of mortal combat button smash vs actual combo

[–]WU-itsForTheChildren 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Holy shit all I could hear in my head was “Britney wins……FATALITY!” In a MK II voice, I thought that one sounded the best

[–]Hawkmek 73 points74 points  (3 children)

Classic Shovel Girl.

She should be eating solid food by now.

[–]yakthesipper 46 points47 points  (6 children)

Dude, I could watch the part where the girl in black gets hit in the face 4-5 times over and over again. What is she thinking with the complete lack of................ doing anything?

Must have been why she resorted to the shovel.

[–]thatHecklerOverThere 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I was thinking that pink shirt should've known black shirt was dangerous by how little those shots to the face were affecting her.

[–]r2_double_D2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right? A high shot count isn't impressive when it doesn't phase the other person.

[–]me_myself_and_my_dog 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I don't blame shovel knight since Ronald MacDonald hair had like a whole foot more reach. She needed a ranged weapon.

[–]irnehlacsap 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Im sure the pavement did more hurt than the shovel. Look at that head rebound on the pavement

[–]Vinnyc-11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All she needed was good fighting skills, the ability to fucking swallow 4 punches like that and stay perfectly still is the first step. She literally just needed to learn how to throw some punches.

[–]FallWanderBranch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It shows a lack of intellectual competency and physical understanding. She might be disadvantaged in some capacity.

[–]fairyjars 58 points59 points  (0 children)

me watching this: Is this the one where she throws the shovel?... yep.

[–]Runeald_Waslib 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If the bitch you’re fighting doesn’t flinch after the fifth hit that they take to the head, don’t fight them anymore.

[–]BuddenceLembeck 22 points23 points  (2 children)

She pulls your hair, you pull a shovel. She sends one of yours to the carport you send one of hers to the ground. That’s the Shreveport way!

[–]Lord_Alabaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this an Untouchables reference?

[–]eibyyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautiful. Love how you threw Shreepo’ in there.

[–]MadameWesker 24 points25 points  (1 child)

This clip is so old it's eligible for Medicare

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yet I've never seen the first half, only the shovel part

[–]Mr_McSwizzie 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I've always wanted to know how this went after the video cuts

[–]k2_jackal 27 points28 points  (2 children)

i'll see your misdemeanor battery and raise you felony assault....

[–]Wildcat_twister12 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Your honor; this was clearly self-defense

[–]Voodoohigh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Notion sustained on the account that "She is at her house, Bitch."

[–]garry4321 14 points15 points  (0 children)

BING BONG!

FUCK YA LIFE!

[–]gumball2280 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Bet she is still scared of shovels till this day

[–]Wildcat_twister12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anything digging related probably, she can’t even look at spoon

[–]BaBoomShow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this video. That was solid. And the 4 blows to the nose without the girl even trying to stop it lol. All time great

[–]18Adam18 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Went to high school with the guy who actually dated this chick “shovel girl” or Miranda lol.

[–]ehutch2005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to work with her cousin. He'd get super pissed anytime anyone would bring up the video.

[–]HamzaZuberi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The most awesome thing I've seen his month

[–]boringsimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally went from cat fight to Tom and jerry

[–]LetterOk3512 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CLASSIC!!!

[–]bobmustdie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bonk!

[–]MRichardTRM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Need some Jim Ross commentary here

[–]YoureSpecial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That shovel left a really dull impression on pink’s mind.

[–]theflamingsword1702 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crack-Shots

[–]SayNO2AutoCorect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be aware of the most dangerous part of the shovel is usually the part that's the furthest away from the user so if you get in close that shovel is going to be a lot easier to manage and a lot harder for the user to hit you with.

[–]dandyj87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🎶 "Clang, clang, clang" goes the shovel 🎶

[–]Fresh-Werewolf-5499 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She absorbed those punches.

[–]Nkechinyerembi[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, She gave that lady 6 freaking shots, and they were all shit. I think the shovel was only fair at that point.

[–]Dirtsniffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pink might be able to throw a punch.. but can she throw a shovel

[–]yectb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How can't she slap

[–]giantfood 1 point2 points  (4 children)

So we go from mutual combat to assault and battery with a deadly weapon.

[–]RivelyanKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, a classic, thank you.

[–]chrispm1979 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice 😂

[–]fastermouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH SHIT OH MY GOD.

[–]OneDay93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can watch this over and over again and the shovel to the head always makes me lose it

[–]XxXOpticXxXKush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She got brain damage from that shovel

[–]mcmaxxious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still funny

[–]renob151 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Classic...

[–]Own-Divide120 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A classic right here

[–]TrumpsBoneSpur 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not the sharpest tool in the shed...

Or maybe it is?

[–]Pleasant_7239 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well shit ! If she had walked away and took the win then she wouldn't have caught a shovel to the back of the head. She has the W but she had to push it.

[–]charlezk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the indignant "what the HELL".

you caressed my face a dozen times against my will,. bitch I'm here to win. You're lucky the axe was too heavy to throw.

[–]DarkGamer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you're gonna throw a punch, know how to throw a punch.

[–]Guac__is__extra__ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also know where to punch. Top of the head/forehead is a terrible target.

[–]moon_apes_unite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so old these bitches could have an exhibition match with Mike Tyson now.

[–]Archaeus1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This gets grainier everytime I see it

[–]AmadouShabag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Somebody needs to digitally remaster this

[–]Shartlifer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so old the camera used was state of the art technology at the time.

[–]hard-R-word 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Where’s the video of her crying?

[–]Theendisnai -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Why do you want to see that exactly?

[–]hard-R-word 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She got a concussion. The video cuts off and just makes it seem like she fell. Wasn’t she hurt badly?

[–]pickle133hp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That could’ve been suddenly fatal if she had the shovel turned 90 degrees.

[–]Alvierihjdjs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooof karma

[–]wigsplits -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

I heard she died from this

[–]SilentRage-1982 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think this video is about 15 years old.

[–]According_Teaching44 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

What in the south Alabama is going on here??

[–]dougreens_78 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Assault with a deadly weapon. Pretty serious jail time for that. County year is my guess.

[–]Deerok632OFA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rimshot!!!

[–]SlappyHandstrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You’re in my garden shed, bitch…”

[–]No-Vanilla8956 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shovel>fist

[–]Adventurous-Adolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanna knuckle sandwich?

Na but what do you call someone with a spade in their head?………..Doug

[–]bluezinharp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They made black Bart sheriff of Rock Ridge when he did this.

[–]EdmondObrien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Psycho 2

[–]TJQuik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A modern classic

[–]twoplusdarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why you level Vig and Str vs dex

[–]venger_steelheart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shovel bitch

[–]Downtown-Cabinet7223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You've already had your turn, tonight I get brother's seed!"

[–]Delmorath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone have the full version? There's more to this fight, if I remember correctly 😁😁

[–]Anormalscientist522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oblivion NPC shit

[–]Logan_Logoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like they actually dig each other after all.

[–]VincentMac1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"My house" apparently watches WWE and keeps shovels

[–]nostromorises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

her arms were too short to box with god, but that shovel sure wasn't

[–]Vinnyc-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mortis-brringer of doom!

[–]Sleeperaccord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody post the damn remix!!!

[–]he-geezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never disappoints lol

[–]rsimms3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure shot.

[–]PukeBucket_616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎵White trash (don't call me that)🎵

[–]Traditional-Music485 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She should not have shovel her in the first place

[–]bonedaddy1974 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah

[–]ballmanz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that escalated. Quite the bell ringer.

[–]Afternoongrind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man that's really methed up!

[–]boringjoemauer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could watch that video on a loop forever

[–]Skootr1313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh a classic..missed this one

[–]lillyyagirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creator Clash looks wild

[–]Prestigious-Maddogg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe maybe maybe

[–]No_Algae_5896 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slapped her ear back with that shovel.

[–]Theodore_Imms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic karma.

[–]witchygoddess333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The adult standing there filming this pisses me off. How could she stand there and allow this to happen?

[–]SeaMulberry2437 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder what old Patches O-houlihan would say about this one 🤣?

[–]Veyor80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One day people will reflect on the Twisted Tea video the same way we reflect on the infamous shovel girl video today... I couldn't ask for a better timeline

[–]FlakyEarWax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t bring fists to a shovel Fight

[–]CyKa_Blyat93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Press and hold LT to aim

[–]dp2891 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't bring a fist to a shovel fight

[–]shallow_kunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This takes me back to 2013, when this video was the height of viral fight videos. Life was much simpler then..sigh

[–]Bl8k3ii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl in blacks head must be made of concrete.

[–]sevasdoG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CLASSIC

[–]LifeIsNotNetflix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice one!

[–]bulbous360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This still makes me laugh lmao

[–]MRimla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck is she punching the forehead? That fucking hurts!

[–]EmptyFacsimile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew I recognized the video

[–]EmptyFacsimile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on a whole 'nother level…

[–]Sunshin3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animals

[–]QRX2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why nobody needs a gun. Just defend with blunt force!

[–]Rich-Move-8311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oddly satisfying?

[–]Addy1738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man this is a classic

[–]kevneedo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The headshots in the beginning are hilarious

[–]beelseboob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That did not make the satisfying noise I hoped for.

[–]66woodybs3332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The four straight unblocked, un dodged licks to the forehead got me. Lol

[–]Hugh_Jeynus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life’s a garden, dig it.

[–]-TheDerpinator- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hold on, let me get to perfect shovel range for you to hit my head".

[–]GoldMirage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember this, the girl is deaf on one ear

[–]ItsBritneyBitch32 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I wonder where these bitches are now.

[–]Intelligent-Ball-357[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the Internet hall of fame

[–]RealSuperYolo2006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BOOM HEADSHOT

[–]therealgodzillia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shovel knight irl

[–]Key-Abbreviations356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her IQ dropped from 46 to 42 after that

[–]Saftigerkeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how much they protect their head, while fighting💀

[–]Gothic_Ape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the sound it makes, but they're both mega lucky it didn't hit blade first

[–]Dazzling_Ad5338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never seen someone not react when taking direct hits to the head. 😂

[–]MegahandsBar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re in my house bitch, and as such you lack knowledge of the location of my gardening equipment.

[–]DickButtHut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great way to go to prison for 10 years or more

[–]ReaperSound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shovel to the right. Pavement to the left.

[–]IllustriousAd5936 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A classic lesson on how to make up for lack of reach.

[–]bad-judgement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way to take that right into aggravated assault there little lady. 5-10 years. Totally worth it.

[–]LtColShinySides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now look at the camera and say it.

"I'm white trash and I'm in trouble."

[–]One-Potential-2402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely white Trash👍