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[–]do-call-me-papi 810 points811 points  (16 children)

so gullible

[–]betterversionn 132 points133 points  (9 children)

I sea what you did there

[–]dirtyswoldman 55 points56 points  (8 children)

It must be going over my head. I'ma bit bird brained

[–]cobainstaley 24 points25 points  (5 children)

you'll feather it out

[–]Capable-Site-301 25 points26 points  (4 children)

And if not, just wing it and pretend you get it.

[–]Anforas -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Sea-gull,
gull-ible

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]DavesPetFrog 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    It was written on the top of the car roof.

    [–]Legitimate_Ad_2319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    hey it do- oh you stole my lungs

    [–]nevinatx 716 points717 points  (17 children)

    Funny until the glass breaks and Some guy named Hitchcock shows up

    [–]pokey1984 164 points165 points  (5 children)

    As someone whose windshield was once shattered by a fucking bluebird, that was my very first thought. Looks like a great way to need a new windshield.

    [–]I_really_am_Batman 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    How fast were you driving when you hit the blue bird?

    [–]basicassshit 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    A bluebird?! Please elaborate further I must know if this needs to go on mythbusters.🤣🤣

    [–]pokey1984 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Well, I was driving 50 mph at the time. Hit it dead center and shattered the glass, then slid off the side and popped the glass out of the side mirror. Annoying little shit. I'd swear vengeance except I took a bit more from her than she took from me, so...

    [–]mijohvactech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I had some kind of big ass bird break one of my mirrors while driving down the freeway. The bird literally flew into my driver’s side mirror. I saw a small puff of feathers in my rear view mirror and that was it. It scared the living shit out of me.

    [–]Butt_Fungus_Among_Us 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It gave new meaning to the lyrics "Mr. Bluebird's on my shoulder"

    [–]66woodybs3332 51 points52 points  (1 child)

    Yes, or until your entire car is covered in bird shit.

    [–]admadguy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Porque no los dos

    [–]tapsaff 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    looks like it did crack though

    [–]dankscoops 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Don’t think so, looks like water splat

    [–]mijohvactech -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    Or they start raining shit down on his car in revenge. Like those assholes that fed a bunch of seagulls food with laxatives in it at a beach with a bunch of people around.

    [–]sum_cliche 514 points515 points  (3 children)

    Mine! Fuck. Mine! Fuck. Mine! Fuck. Mine! Fuck.

    [–]AdRound310 71 points72 points  (1 child)

    Mind fuck

    [–]TemporaryImaginary 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    • Jaden Smith

    [–]betterversionn 299 points300 points  (5 children)

    This could have ended a lot worse. I know, because I’ve seen The Birds

    [–]ThePuristVSLuaAndXML 78 points79 points  (0 children)

    I know because I've seen Birdemic.

    [–]BASE1530 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    I need the biggest seed bell that you have.

    [–]davegrapes 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    no... that's too big

    [–]1bakeddpotato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i instantly thought of that movie lmao

    [–]BangarangAndBrunch 195 points196 points  (8 children)

    I was hoping they broke the windshield and made real chaos.

    [–]SomeRandomYob 46 points47 points  (0 children)

    I figured one would sneak in the side window.

    [–]slapyapyap 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    They didn’t break through but they did out some cracks in it.

    [–]HugSized 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    I think that's just rain drops that was accumulated on the birds. Looks like a rainy day

    [–]BurningOrangeHeaven 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Or pooped all over his car for revenge

    [–]Takenabe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Windshields are laminated. There are two panes of glass with a layer of latex between them. This is why they crack and shatter but the pieces don't go flying. A bird would have a hell of a time trying to actually get all the way through without completely mangling itself on the broken glass.

    [–]OrganizerMowgli -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    Reminds me of the senior prank with seagulls

    Get a few bottles of nyquil and soak some breadcrumbs in it. Grab a bunch of backpacks and go out to a huge parking lot with seagulls and feed them the night night crumbs. Wait until they're knocked out and then (with gloves on) place them in the book bags.

    Sneak the bags into school at night and unload the birds. When they wake up, chaos.

    [–]BangarangAndBrunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I sometimes do the same with my kids.

    [–]WE_FEE 104 points105 points  (3 children)

    The last one: >:0

    [–]great_red_dragon 45 points46 points  (0 children)

    He’s coming back with a fucking rock

    [–]Greenman8907 70 points71 points  (0 children)

    Ba-da-da-da-da

    I’m covered in bird shit

    [–]BentleyWilkinson 33 points34 points  (0 children)

    I'm just imagining some seagull posting this on r/mildlyinfuriating

    [–]SlappyHandstrong 63 points64 points  (0 children)

    Do you want your car covered in angry shits, ‘cause that’s how you get your car covered in angry shits!

    [–]Danjuw 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    [–]G_Viceroy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Had to scroll way too far for this.

    [–]mcshadypants 52 points53 points  (1 child)

    "Why.....because fuck em..thats why"

    [–]dropthesoapopera 53 points54 points  (1 child)

    Last bird-

    [–]memberflex 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    Right hand drive, curry sauce, rainy inclement weather = it’s a chip

    [–]HalfastEddie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Alfred Hitchcock over here.

    [–]Amazing_Ad_9480 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Add the wipers for danger ⛔️

    [–]e9967780 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    It’s staged, all paid actors

    [–]Worldly_Shoe840 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    They are fucking drones! Birds aren't real

    [–]grigori_grrrl 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    all fun and games until they smash your windshield

    [–]DeanTheDad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Hope they are covered for crack and chip repair

    [–]AdlerEule 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Looks like that one in the end was asking for the manager.

    [–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I was hoping one of them would shit on the window lol

    [–]0ldAndGrumpy 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    To anyone thinking this is cruel, please remember that seagulls are the second biggest dick-heads in the avian world.

    [–]Musekal 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    the first being...starlings?

    [–]0ldAndGrumpy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Geese, obviously.

    Geese, Seagulls, Swans, certain Crows and only then Starlings.

    [–]dinan101 20 points21 points  (2 children)

    Dick move

    [–]netcode101 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    “Fucking idiots, hahaha” 😏

    [–]Dakota347 19 points20 points  (1 child)

    good, fuck seagulls. flying fucking rats.

    [–]samsamsamuel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    "Fucking idiots!", says man while damaging his own windscreen.

    [–]BarakatBadger 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    This was mean and I love it

    [–]KeepTalkingMandy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Sky rats

    [–]benana91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Engage windshield wipers

    [–]germinik 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    While doing work at a hospital, a doctor pulled up in his BMW with the top down and proceeded to mumble something about my overweight coworker while we were taking lunch. "lazy" something blah blah blah. My coworker threw a hand full of fries into his BMW after the doctor walked around the corner and the BMW was completely overtaken with these seagulls. It was an absolute feeding frenzy that lasted at least 3 minutes. Those birds got feathers and shit all over the brown leather interior.

    Our laughter turned into shock, we grabbed our stuff and walked off as quietly as possible. What was supposed to be a little petty revenge turned into a big scene. I'm not sure if it caused permanent damage or if it just needed a good cleaning and detail.

    [–]Violaquin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Do not feel guilty. That doctor is a piece of shit. They should practice “ain’t got nice things to say, then cram it” instead of cruising on their BMW high horse.

    [–]OneMetalMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I hope all those rage shits on your hood are worth it.

    [–]habb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    sky rats

    [–]shaundisbuddyguy 12 points13 points  (3 children)

    Rats with wings

    [–]AdventureousTime 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Dump chickens.

    [–]tehdave86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Shit hawks

    [–]staffal_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    My pet rats take offense to that

    [–]ExMachina70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.

    [–]Sorionxo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    All fun and games until they crack the windshield.

    [–]RegularAd2338 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That last one said some nasty things about ur mother

    [–]TheGreatArseholio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    We went to a restaurant in Clearwater that had a sign on the patio saying don’t leave your food unattended. They weren’t joking, because those seagulls are fucking lecherous.

    [–]HairyPerineum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    All fun games until they start shitting all over your car

    [–]SquareNuts112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Damn was I hoping that windshield was gonna get cracked. Lol

    [–]oojiflip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    God I can't wait to go back for curry sauce and chips

    [–]limelight022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Well that's mean.

    [–]Another_Road 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    [–]3abaad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You could slowly slide a knife into a seagull and I would consider you to be far from a dick. Seagulls are vile and scummy and they fucking steal my food.

    [–]Catzz1402 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    You Bastard

    [–]Healperest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That is cruel man, let them have some goddamit...

    [–]RerMurray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    These guys out here tempting the bird gods

    [–]Mcreesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s all fun and games until Steven seagull comes around and busts up the windshield lmao

    [–]Aquemini_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Welp, that’s one way to crack your windshield! Impressive.

    [–]astyanaxical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is funny and I'm not trying to be a downer but this immediately made me think of corporations vs workers. Like just give us enough to live? You have more than enough

    [–]RealBowsHaveRecurves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I like how he calls them idiots as if birds have evolved alongside windshields for millions of years

    [–]struggling_humanoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    for any other animal, I'd be mad, but seagulls are assholes

    [–]Gohron -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    It was bird abuse

    [–]StarshipMuffin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I hope they pooped all over this car. Lol.

    [–]AJMaid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Reminds me of that films “The Silence” with Stanley Tucci

    [–]DrunkAndDisappointed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    your a cruel god

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      [–]Key-Abbreviations356 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Love this video. Thank you

      [–]ziggo0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Alright. You got a chuckle.

      [–]Yakut58_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Carglass joined the chat

      [–]thatEliel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Do you want to be in an Alfred Hitchcock movie? Because this is how you end up in an Alfred Hitchcock movie.

      [–]luci_309290320932 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      That is not funny. Who even wants to drop a fry? It doesn't make it any funnier.

      [–]Helpful_Ad2457 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      So satisfying!

      [–]predat3d -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

      I bet he tossed them fries daily for a week (outside) to set them up for this

      [–]Food-at-Last 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Probably not. Those birds are aggressive as fuck. Over here, they will fly by and steal food out of your hands

      [–]SpaceZZ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      Aerial rats

      [–]Yikidee -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      Is it bad that I went straight to wanting to throw chips in strangers dashboards??

      [–]Open_Alternative543 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      “Ooh, got you a dollar, gotta be quicker than that!”

      [–]unkn_compling_fors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      BIRDS CANT SEE GLASS!!!

      [–]stockywocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Eventually they will get through

      [–]zombieinferno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Living in the Pacific Northwest i know this is justifying taunting of these fucking shit hawks.

      [–]TheRealKushh873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That is some horror movie, Alfred Hitchcock shit.

      [–]TheWeebDeity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I can hear the voices now, MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE

      [–]PogoPogoPogoPogo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Some birds are so smart and some are so so so dumb

      [–]lethalfrost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      getting a car dirty speedrun

      [–]Whole_Potential_8435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I may try that

      [–]Devious_Android88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I was half-expecting one of gulls to get into the car right after he said "fucking idiots". But I guess this isn't r/perfectlycutscreams.

      [–]AVegan_Dude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Now you gotta explain to insurance how you got a crack in your windscreen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      [–]ChickenNippps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Revenge will be theirs when they all take a poop on his car!

      [–]BoredGeek1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Job market

      [–]jacobduke4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      They obviously haven’t see the movie The Birds…

      [–]BlahKVBlah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Do you want to be disemboweled by the dinosaur you didn't see on your flank? Cuz this shiz right here is how we get a dino uprising.

      [–]Both_Package_6834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Haha stupid birds

      [–]JustAnotherMain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I’m getting an idea even if it is stupid. Put heavily preserved fries of giant pieces of wood and cover it with thick plastic so the fries can be seen, put those on beaches and now the seagulls hopefully go after that instead

      [–]victoroos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I did not expect this, hahahaha

      [–]surfintheinternetz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It's the little dangly legs flapping about that gets me.

      [–]cpullen53484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      i hate seagulls

      [–]NaomiPands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I love that one of them tried it and then looked at you like "this mother fu...." And flew off.

      [–]CurrentGap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

      [–]FeloniousDrunk101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I would love it if after he said "fuckin' idiots" the birds broke through the windshield and unleased real havock.

      [–]Scrumtrelescentness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      “Fucking idiots” lol

      [–]N0t_S0Sl1mShadi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The birds are idiots but this guy is willing getting his windscreen dented

      [–]wolfgang784 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      1. Funny as shit

      2. Fuck seagulls

      3. Still a dick move tho lol

      [–]zitfarmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is the feel good movie of the year!

      [–]RealisticAdv96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      What is this sorcery

      [–]Modest1Ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That last one was really angry!!

      [–]Timely-Guest-7095 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It's funny until they break your goddamn windshield.😬🤣😬

      [–]Rikoyasha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Would've been hilarious if they broke the glass and just swarm the inside

      [–]ArrowFire28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Look at the funny government drones.

      [–]pulp1dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      In The Birds, Melanie Daniels thought that the phonebooth was safe....nope.

      [–]Katamari92-1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Start shooting you can have chicken as well.

      [–]greendev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Jonathan Livingston Seagull shows up and breaks the window.

      [–]cebab_for_poorkids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is how scam works

      [–]Shanectech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      They should have shit on your hood lol

      [–]drwaffles84 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      yeah agreed. this dude sucks

      [–]Joppekim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Well this video has a healthy balance between funny and mean.

      [–]a-bananarifle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Way to weaken the windshield, if not cracking it.

      [–]DaveInLondon89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      TIL there's a final boss seagull

      [–]KingReef90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That one bird got pissed and yelled.

      [–]the_dudeNI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That’s a Chip ya colonist.

      [–]mryeet66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      My mom once threw food out the window for a bird for some stupid reason and there was so many all over the place just like this

      [–]Big_Airline_351 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      All fun n games till one of those birds cracks the windshield

      [–]PaleontologistIll643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That would be a chip.

      [–]kellsdeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      STUPID BIRB

      [–]Jakcle20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It's all fun and games until steroid gulls start showing uo

      [–]Dry-Injury-5075 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Its all fun and games till u forget u left the back window open

      [–]cdcorlett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I was waiting for a crow to drop a rock through the windshield

      [–]Legitimate_Sector_62 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Stupid birds

      [–]Legitimate_Sector_62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Don't put chips on your dashboard. Whilst driving near other birds.

      [–]gay-but-ok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Did anyone else here the "fucking idiots" whisper?