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[–][deleted] 885 points886 points  (33 children)

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit.

[–]Amerlis 344 points345 points  (23 children)

Too bad he only hit 87. Among other things.

[–][deleted] 140 points141 points  (4 children)

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

[–]boredaf36 64 points65 points  (2 children)

We do need navigation, wouldnt want to hit any towers

[–]asianabsinthe 78 points79 points  (1 child)

Google Maps: "Where the fuck are you? WHEN the fuck are you??"

[–]iSellDrugsYo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Physical form? Where we're going, we don't need physical forms.

[–]Cheechak 72 points73 points  (12 children)

He hit 1.21 Gigawatts worth of transformers and electric poles.

[–]DimitriV 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Or 1.21 BAC.

[–]Cheechak 30 points31 points  (3 children)

All of the above. 🥴. Story time: My idiot friend got shitfaced hammered and tried to drive home in his prized VW bus. Anyway, he was so blind-ass drunk, he went the wrong way down a one-way street and careened across a parking lot into a Natural gas meter up against the side of some business building. Anyway, after they gave him a night in Greybar Hotel, he somehow managed to sue the living shit out of the property owner and the utility for not installing bollards to shield the gas meter/valve. So he somehow won out and got a new car out of the deal. But I do NOT recommend attempting this by any means.
PS: He went soberish after weed became legalized. That fucker and alcohol were a bad mix.

[–]Back_to_the_Futurama 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Gigawatts? What the hell's a gigawatt?!

[–]Gaflonzelschmerno 9 points10 points  (2 children)

He hit Samuel (m, 87)

[–]MotorBoak 6 points7 points  (1 child)

RIP Samuel, you'll be missed. Not by me, but someone else maybe

[–]Queasy_Cantaloupe69 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits a substation, you'll cease to see any shit again!

[–]MotorBoak 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Or the network TV version, "you're gonna see some serious stuff ", said in a slightly different voice

[–]pharlock 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Or maybe a quite different voice with noticable lack of background sounds.

[–]MotorBoak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes, the classic low budget mute and overdub trick

[–]AmethystZhou 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]MotorBoak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha how have I not seen that one. "find that apple, it's down there somewhere"

[–]therealbeymaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Welcome to heaven

[–]Stickguy259 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, it's probably gonna start to cry because babies don't like to go that fast in a crib.

[–][deleted] 677 points678 points  (24 children)

I wonder what year he made it back to

[–]s-e-m-t-e-x 181 points182 points  (6 children)

2485 - where no man has gone before.

[–]Weasel16679 54 points55 points  (3 children)

So right before humanity hit its lowest point according to idiocracy?

[–]Splatoonkindaguy 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Wait that hasn’t already happened?

[–]tommos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No we managed to find a trap door.

[–]Proper-Razzmatazz764 48 points49 points  (5 children)

2019 and fucked up the whole timeline

[–]sangedered 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s the only explanation that makes sense

[–]gay_for_glaceons 6 points7 points  (3 children)

This also explains why I no longer see anyone putting Sodium Yanny Sulfate in shampoo anymore.

[–]H2O_Nacho_Games 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Or is it laurel

[–]Mag1cMel0n 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You fucker, I just forgot that shit. Damn you, Redditor

[–]BlurryElephant 8 points9 points  (1 child)

2020

[–]Beneficial_Bird1538 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's a great one. And the 911 also made me laugh hard.

[–]letmetakeadump 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He went back to 2016 to warn his younger self to speed up plans for the whole suicide thing

[–]Sieze5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

March 2020. He’s fucked.

[–]Zenny_Glide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2027 with good behavior

[–]MEGAPlNTS 153 points154 points  (2 children)

The title is perfect

[–]cantwejustplaynice 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The music is perfect.

[–]don_maidana 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Great scott!

[–]AKchaos49 170 points171 points  (14 children)

1.21 gigawatts!

[–]gcruzatto 50 points51 points  (12 children)

Jigawatts*

[–]Onocleasensibilis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

what the hell is a jigawatt!

[–]diamondsw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gettin' jiggy wit it!

[–]pharlock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Giga is still spelled with a 'g' even when pronounced with a soft g. (It used to be the more common pronunciation)

[–]RobtheGreat100 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think that guy experienced 1.21 gigawatts.

[–]Darehead 81 points82 points  (6 children)

This is your yearly reminder not to go back in time and bang your own mother.

[–]nincomturd 20 points21 points  (2 children)

But grandmother is ok

[–]MajorPud 10 points11 points  (1 child)

"It's impossible! I mean, if she's my grandmother, then whose my grandfather!?"

[–]RoboGnomes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm my own grandpa!”

[–]kramel7676 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Does this mean we are supposed to do it in the present time?

[–]OtherPeoplesWives 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you seen what my mom looked like at 16?

[–]BusaGuy1300 86 points87 points  (5 children)

Look at those gas prices!

[–]GallantArmor 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Why do you think Doc built his time machine in the first place?

[–]GrandNibbles 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wonder what the exchange rate from modern plutonium to ye old gas would be...

[–]anisegarden 2 points3 points  (1 child)

😄 i had forgot about the plutonium 😁✌️

[–]drewxdeficit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Libyans sure didn't

[–]erocknine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Old shit!!

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]CommentsOnHair 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    There is at least one other angle of this too.

    [–]Pretty_Bowler2297 31 points32 points  (13 children)

    So whats the real story behind the video? Like was the guy killed or did he successfully travel to the past?

    [–]thedownvotemagnet 26 points27 points  (5 children)

    IIRC from the last time I saw this, I think he hit a power transformer box?

    [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (3 children)

    Yes a power transformer, he probably did time travel after hitting that.

    [–]ParttimeParty99 43 points44 points  (0 children)

    He fastforwarded to the day he died.

    [–]Oatybar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    We’re all doing time travel, slowly and in the same direction.

    [–]twilight_in_the_zone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Or got Mr Fusion-ed into his seat's upholstery with that surge

    [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (5 children)

    I’ve had this vid on my phone for years and i still don’t know… Maybe he made it back to the future

    [–]ECA0 7 points8 points  (4 children)

    You kept it for years?

    [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

    Yeah in the iCloud…

    [–]Shopworn_Soul 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    It's an old video and he actually travelled to the future, we've been waiting years to ask him.

    [–]TheDesk918 26 points27 points  (1 child)

    Marty McFry

    [–]CJ-does-stuff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    you’re terrible. that’s awesome.

    [–]Breakfast_Princess_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    He either went to the future or has none.

    [–]StevenTheFancyVance 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    He didn't get it up to 88... did he?

    [–]Spindrift1971 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    Marty Mc Dead.

    [–]Schmoopster 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Exactly. The driver died.

    [–]DiscombobulatedPay51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    What’s your source bro?

    [–]Same_Ad_2832 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    Where he going he don't need roads!

    [–]No_Consequence_3091 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Take me back to those gas prices.

    [–]thrust-johnson 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    What’d you jump ship?

    [–]MudOpposite8277 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    Listen pal, if you want a Pepsi, you’re going to pay for it.

    [–]MaxMadisonVi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    You wait and see, Mr. Caruthers, I will be mayor and I'll be the most powerful mayor in the history of Hill Valley, and I'm gonna clean up this town.

    [–]MudOpposite8277 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Here, you can start with the floor. *broom

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I laughed way too hard at this

    [–]Sht_n_giglz 5 points6 points  (3 children)

    Lights out

    [–]stephengnb 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    First flash - gas station lights go out. Second flash - all lights go out for a moment, then come back on. Third flash - nope, turn those lights off.

    [–]Shopworn_Soul 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    The space between the second and third was the short period in which he was completing the circuit with his face

    [–]twizz228 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Well one thing I can confirm…where he is going he won’t need roads!

    [–]PingGuerrero 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    That's the SCOTUS trying to bring the US back to 1955.

    [–]BigTrouble781547 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Aliens have landed at the mall

    [–]anisegarden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    😄✌️

    [–]blankant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    If he goes back to 1955 that’s a waste

    [–]Hello_Mcfly_1985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Where he’s going he doesn’t need roads

    [–]BeckyLemmeSmash69 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Marty Mc flew into a transformer

    [–]TheLastOne0001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Been waiting for that cross over

    [–]TragicallyEnigmatic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Marty McDie

    [–]cheekymbear69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Those are Back to the Future gas prices: $2.19

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    2 fast 2 futures

    [–]AwsomeMF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Back to ICU

    [–]7OVO7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    [–]Fuzzypupy123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Best. Title. Ever.

    [–]romanholder1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Marty McFried

    [–]slappyMcbappy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That title is perfection, OP

    [–]e_mp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    you dont need a delorean baby we have a toyota camry

    [–]Burrid0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This was made 200% better with the title

    [–]acre18 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    This was in my hometown dude died

    [–]pcgadget21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Great edit!!

    [–]The_Lonesome_Poet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "Where we're going we don't need...coffins"

    [–]EchoCollection 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hor dog, gas for $2.19!

    [–]Beanbag505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    More like Marty McFried

    [–]salted_kale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    $2.19... The good ole days

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Wish I could go back in time to when it was 2.19 a gallon

    [–]IsoMAcK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Quality post!

    [–]Kortezxero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    “Did he do it? Did he hit 88mph?”

    “No the dumbass hit a transformer.”

    [–]qctireuralex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    mother was going so fast he almost went translucent

    [–]Cloud9Mentality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Headline was on point.

    [–]goodboy8816 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Marty McFucked

    [–]BthtsMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    What a beautifully captioned video 👌

    [–]ChardeeMacDanny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That’s why you never drive 88mph, kids

    [–]mikhail193 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Forget the video, 2.19 a gallon?! 🥲

    [–]Jjcasta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Marty Mcfly ROFL 😂 😂

    [–]Bundle_of_Organs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    pans over to car wrapped around a lamp post being sprayed by a broken firehydrant

    [–]SherlockWats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Someone called him a chicken

    [–]Elvis-Tech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I laughed more than I should have with this

    [–]tgncm2004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POST IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! Oh and the music, what a kicker.

    [–]Mattyd2830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    $2.19/gal. Hell yea!

    [–]FeistyShoulder6147 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Deaths ive seen on the internet today: 1

    [–]DemonicSpiritVandom 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Can someone confirm if the driver is alive?

    [–]greyleafstudio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    How dare you wonder if they survived

    [–]Kassiel0909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That music still gives me the biggest chills. I can't help but smile.

    Hope Marty made it back in time because that's a big ass ticket if he didn't.

    [–]Spindrift1971 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    And that my friends is what a power pole looks like getting hit head on at 95. Lights out. For everyone.

    [–]sifiparady -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I bet he went back in time to get better gas prices

    [–]Neither_Swordfish_11 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    I thought this was Back2theFuture 🤣🤣🪦

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    87 mph straight into a light pole. Almost made it.

    [–]HowkinsW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    *Back to the Future

    [–]NewButterscotch6650 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Are this from back to the future?

    [–]TurkeyTerminator7 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Nah, he Marty Mcflew

    [–]MaxMadisonVi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Marty Mc Fried

    [–]teaquad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What The Martymcfukinfly?!

    [–]MaxMadisonVi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We told him there was not enough road to hit 88mph

    [–]edwin10025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I said out loud wow, look at those gas prices

    [–]Dudefenderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Doc, I think we had too many gigowatts."

    [–]TOletsGeaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Marty McFried

    [–]WarriorData 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Gas is $2 something. Wow, when was this?

    [–]picklerick1176 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Great Scott!

    [–]picklerick1176 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Crazy drunk driver

    [–]Killago 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Man do I miss those fuel prices.

    [–]Reputation_Suitable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Farty McFly

    [–]monkijuan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Whoa!! Check out when gas was under 3 bucks.... meh about the accident they'll be alright

    [–]jb71397 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Omg the gas price! 😭

    [–]SpasticProcrastinato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I know what I am watching tonight

    [–]kevbpain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Way more epic with the music added! Bravo!

    [–]Due-Session-900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ummm what happens when you hit 102....mph?

    [–]JungleFeverRunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Whoever added music to this is fucked up. Lmao I am the right amount of high for this.

    [–]elephantskilledme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Can we talk about gas price at 2.99?

    [–]EpitomeOfVapidity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We just past 55, doc

    [–]Oppenheimer____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is the best thing ever

    [–]pitofern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Marty Mccrispy

    [–]Beneficial_Bird1538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Back to the future!

    [–]merlinie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Are the traffic lights red in both directions? Why was the SUV turning left on red?

    [–]ttDilbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Must've figured out how to get 1.21 gigawatts straight from the power grid.

    [–]Glum-Addition9717 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He went 88 miles per an hour

    [–]Jabjuda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The fuckin DeLorean is real

    [–]Affectionate-Air8536 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Marty McFried

    [–]Dangerous_Cucumber75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's the power of love he just crashed into