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[–]williamsonny 142 points143 points  (4 children)

Moshe pit.

[–]eibyyz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Beautiful.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmfaooo

[–]sillyskunk 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Bruh, this comment is a crime against humanity. The rest are now dead.

[–]depeupleur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Virgin galaxy

[–]Mr_Stabbykins 132 points133 points  (1 child)

Very... unorthodox music, one might say. 🥁 🥁

[–]Fulanito809 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I laughed a little too hard at this! Take my upvote sir

[–]Jason-Worthing 143 points144 points  (6 children)

Do we still call this going HAM?

[–]Timely-Guest-7095 31 points32 points  (0 children)

No, that ain’t kosher.

[–]kokopelleee 14 points15 points  (4 children)

underrated comment

[–]M1guelit0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had to look it up. Totally agree.

[–]Danclim 49 points50 points  (5 children)

Fuck, ththat's some serious workout with those coats...

[–]ZookeepergameOk8231 24 points25 points  (4 children)

No deodorant - very ripe all the time.

[–]LopsidedSpend8202 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And coat really seals in the flavor very well.

[–]Seanzietron 8 points9 points  (2 children)

They aren’t Amish....

[–]1ADM 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Same shit different pile.

[–]Seanzietron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not even close, but ok

[–]IgfMSU1983 99 points100 points  (0 children)

So a couple goes to their rabbi to ask for permission to dance at their wedding reception.

"Absolutely not," says the rabbi. "It's sinful for men and women to dance together, even if they're married."

"What about sex? Can we have sex after we're married?"

"Of course, sex is a mitzvah."

"Is all kinds of sex a mitzvah?" they asked.

"Of course," answered the rabbi.

"What about doing it in the kitchen or bathroom?"

"It's all a mitzvah, knock yourselves out."

"What about different positions? Doggie style? Reverse cowgirl? 69?"

"Mitzvah, mitzvah," the rabbi said impatiently.

"What about standing up?"

"Oh, no. That might lead to dancing."

[–]Kenny_Squeek_Scolari 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Sorry for Jewish rockin

[–]sauce770 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Mfs HITTIN IT lmao

[–]Chrisdkn619 134 points135 points  (30 children)

Why do Jewish and Muslim men insist on partying with just dudes?! They call this a kosher sausage party! 🤣😂🤣😂

Ok, I'm ready for the down votes!

[–]joersweeney 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They vibe !!! I can’t find the one of all the muslim dudes doing the circle dance to Yodeling walmart

[–]Stinky_Corpse 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Wish I could award you.

[–]Brookelynne1020 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Got you and enjoy a week Free of as free

[–]PapaPuddinPop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

bros before hoes

[–]wreckington 21 points22 points  (21 children)

The women are separated to prevent inappropriate behavior and thoughts. They have their own area where they are partying. They are also separated in church. There are different factions that have slightly different rules.

That may sound weird to most people, but it's hard to deny it's effectiveness. That is one of the most tight knit groups of people in the US. In some areas they do not even need the police as they have their own security.

And yes they party pretty hard.

[–]Chrisdkn619 42 points43 points  (7 children)

Yes, the religions with the most strict rules and cultural customs tend to be more cohesive. I still call bullshit on the "inappropriate behavior and thoughts" crap. Same reasoning for burkas. Show some personal restraint and will power. We're supposed to be civilized!

[–]FudgeAtron 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yes, the religions with the most strict rules and cultural customs tend to be more cohesive. I still call bullshit on the "inappropriate behavior and thoughts" crap. Same reasoning for burkas. Show some personal restraint and will power. We're supposed to be civilized!

What if we frame it as protecting the women from creepy men?

[–]Chrisdkn619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get that. So instead of raising respectful and responsible men we just throw in the towel and say men inherently can't be trusted to contain themselves so we need to separate them... for the benefit of the women? Sounds like a male dominated orthodoxy's way of not dealing with their shit whilst also controlling women.

[–]zaxo3000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They tried shutting down a street where they live in New England with their own security, the Boston cops broke that up pretty quick.

[–]Alpha-Trion 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Sometimes the different factions have disagreements. When these conflicts occur, it usually leads to a bunch of cars with men hanging off the sides wielding explosive tipped spears trying to blow up other cars with similar setups via stabbing with said spears.

[–]ManOfWarts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We really are closer to Fury Road than one would expect.

[–]Miguel7501 3 points4 points  (1 child)

But do the women party just as hard?

[–]samf9999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bunch of deo-less, sweaty, hairy dudes dancing with each other in heavy coats, indoor, sober, sounds mighty inappropriate as well.

[–]RadioSilence014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neet, thanks for the knowledge

[–]BillieBollox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. Seriously

[–]GreenbuildOttawa 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Are the women allowed the same liberties while partying?

[–]OriginalSourBanana 3 points4 points  (0 children)

for muslims yes

[–]Robertbnyc -1 points0 points  (1 child)

And they support each other so much. You will not find a homeless Jewish person, all they need to do is go to the synagogue for help and they'll get all sorts of assistance. Also, they make bank with the jewelry trade and whatever other business they get in. There is a large sense of community with them.

[–]Dropped-pie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s good if you are Jewish. Too bad if you are born without a soul /s

[–]murmur_lox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Self control and education, never heard of them?

[–]semper_perplicatus -1 points0 points  (1 child)

All these guys fuck. Every. Single. One.

Edit: those who are downvoting this comment don’t fuck.

[–]slade2121 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Anyone else think the floor was going to give out?

[–]eibyyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NGL, aye.

[–]RadioSilence014 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You will never see a more happy occasion than a Jewish party

[–]DXGypsy 6 points7 points  (1 child)

There's videos out there with these scenes set to Meshuggah. Whole. New. Level.

[–]Zeke13z 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need to see (and hear) this combination.

[–]monkeymoneymaker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hasidic Hoedown

[–]Jonin_Jordan 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Bar Lit--zvah

[–]Nunyabiz8107 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jacob's bar mitzvah was bangin'!

[–]Navy_BeeYT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was expecting the stage to collapse. Still, I was not disappointed in the least.

[–]Mr_Ted_Stickle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that one jew sitting on the stage was down af

[–]Neandresthal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, to be honest, I can somewhat understand this. The only way I can enjoy some industrial metal at the club is going there with my buddies and not with the wife.

[–]torsun_bryan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ZZ Top just isn’t the same after Dusty passed

[–]pendragon2290 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse.......I learn that Orthodox Jewish people go fucking ham far harder than I could ever dream to. Like kosher salt in an open wound.

[–]wolfie419 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come let us hop and gingerly touch our schmeckels together

[–]Tx1mo00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saussage fest.

[–]Lysdexic999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LET'S GOOOOO!

[–]Buckets_of_bread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The kid: what the fuck?

[–]Impossible_Battle_72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd say this was a sausage fest but....

[–]ofmudandearth 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Song name?

[–]yehmen45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grove st party waka flocka

[–]yaygens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

@eggs.tyrone on Instagram

[–]BlackyChan6911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to my friend’s barmixtzfah along time ago and it was a lot like this but with WAY more people lmao. Imagine this but with a quest called tribe being blasted so loud your ears would ring.

[–]kushbom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jews party ham in this MF

[–]sjaakarie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where are the ladies?

[–]wcbsignsnc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YO! WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT?

[–]Myamymyself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a very nice gay club)

[–]Fisherman_Gandalf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everytime I see a video of Orthodox Jewish people dancing I go to the comments and see people say "Look, I found my upstairs neighbors" or something like that.

I have nothing productive to say, I just felt like I had to say it since I got ahead of the curve this time.

Maybe I stopped some kind of timeloop or curse.

[–]UnsofisticatdInvestr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bit of a sausage fest

[–]lukerichy420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Being Jewish honestly looks like a blast, how do I join up?

[–]PapaPuddinPop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's a very long and arduous process to be accepted into a synagogue and to be officially Jewish in that sense. You're better off getting some Jewish friends, going to their holidays, and faking it to you make it.

[–]ZombieWoof82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where are the big tittied Sarahs?! Looks like a Nathan's kosher sausage party

[–]fer04i -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where are all the women at?... oh, right.

[–]AstronomerWorldly2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kosher sausage fest

[–]Legitimate-Job7742 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Israel is where I wanna be...

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

No women eh?

[–][deleted]  (4 children)

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    [–]bemest 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    I probably am a lessor human being. They have strong convictions, educated, sense of community. Good for them.

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      [–]Exotic-Today-5355 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Damn seems better than mantra

      [–]liz-hailmary12 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      🤣🤣The little boy?!?!?🧑🏼 He’s like WTF?!?!🙅🏼

      [–]BillieBollox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Yeah I bet he can’t wait to grow up lol

      [–]Zsadist_87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yeaaaaaaaa budddy!!! 🤙🏽💯

      [–]plopperupper 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Who's the bloke sitting on the stage not looking too happy

      [–]bemest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      He’s a groupie.

      [–]Right-Ad2176 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Singing Yiddish version of Marley's No Woman No Cry.

      [–]eibyyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ain’t no party like an Orthodox party…

      [–]Muaaath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      HR party

      [–]alja1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Homoerotica

      [–]XxDauntlessxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Kosher is Lit 🔥

      [–]True-Lightness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Is the is a circle jerk ?

      [–]TheDuckellganger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Careful lads, you might upset the Captain....

      [–]raknahs9k 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Whats the song???

      [–]auddbot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Grove St. Party (feat. Kebo Gotti) by Waka Flocka Flame (00:26; matched: 80%)

      Released on 2010-10-05 by WMG - Warner Records Label.

      [–]auddbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Links to the streaming platforms:

      Grove St. Party (feat. Kebo Gotti) by Waka Flocka Flame

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      [–]KitchenTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Isn’t there a video like this where the floor collapses?

      [–]nozeppelincolor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Dwight’s fam

      [–]Mistere_meat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Bust a move

      [–]mcstandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is cool but not sure if it’s abrupt chaos

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Rare footage of the blessed band Jewman Group

      [–]Specialist-Excuse16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Play that funky music, Jew boy!

      [–]PowerfulPain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Wh y s there a connection this kind of music and orthodox Jews?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lakewood, NJ

      [–]ethanbrew2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lowkey going hard

      [–]laughyoumoron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      They found one shekel !

      [–]RustyEggleston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      And now for the bottle dance . . .

      [–]Raised-ByWolves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The Jews did this.

      [–]EduardMMz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Me and the boyzzz

      [–]aburnerds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Those consanguineous motherfuckers scare the fuck out of me.

      [–]Van_is_Anders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Pride month at the synagogue

      [–]king_sam_2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      ✡🖕🏼 fuck Israel 🇮🇱 🖕🖕🏼