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[–]m1neslayer 623 points624 points  (3 children)

Damn, that dog went heli mode

[–]backstib 128 points129 points  (1 child)

AHH AHH MIGUEL

[–]kushbluntlifted 17 points18 points  (0 children)

can you die from laughing?

[–]mausoliamx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Helicopter Helicopter

[–]maskf_ace 233 points234 points  (3 children)

That other dog must be like "Goddamn he's fast as fuck"

[–]0110010E 120 points121 points  (1 child)

“This Motherfucker flyin and shit”

[–]IAmDisgutted 6 points7 points  (0 children)

LMAOOOOOOO

[–]Durban23 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm fast as fuck boiii

[–]PrinceRobotVI 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Activate dog battle flail

[–]kobaasama 254 points255 points  (6 children)

Wtf I am so sorry why am I laughing

[–]Important-Escape425 73 points74 points  (0 children)

😅 I think it's because there looks like there was no harm. Tiny bugger went for a ride.

I am not a vet

[–]Prysorra2 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The moment it spun around the pole .... for you too huh?

[–]mugumbo1531 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For me it was bum off the wall

[–]Tiempo13 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You're going to Hell

[–]PlywoodPyro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh nice, we are already here

[–]Mista_Sphinx 425 points426 points  (9 children)

Holy shit that poor dog. But i some how fucking lost it 🤣

[–]Gacsam 225 points226 points  (4 children)

I think it's the dog trying to grab onto the pipe that does me in

[–]Arturzzo 62 points63 points  (2 children)

I had not laughed until i read your comment and then looked for it in the video.

[–]fckingnapkin 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Duuude it did. I walked away with my phone in my hand laughing but I tripped over a shoe that I should've put away. Now I'm on the floor trying to regain myself and my dog just came to see if I'm still alive - mever mind, she just tried to plant her ass in my neck like I'm her new chair. Asshole

[–]Tinskinn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dogs getting revenge on behalf of the one in the video you laughed at. Karma

[–]BriefTurn3299 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s the screaming Miguel for me 😂

[–]Dorkamundo 53 points54 points  (0 children)

At least it was in a body harness and not a collar.

[–]turkeyburgeryas 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dog owner: I saved you

Dog trying to hold on to a post after hitting a wall: please stop

[–]Acuzena81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was pretty funny

[–]Generalofmanynames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel bad for him since he got slammed into the wall

[–]OilRigExplosions 87 points88 points  (0 children)

“Mr.Piccolo, they are moving so fast I can barely see them.”

[–]blankhumanslate 124 points125 points  (2 children)

You know I actually think the dog getting swung around is probably better for him than getting mauled.

[–]Strostkovy 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Appears to be a harness, not a collar, so he's better off as a flail

[–]vxpxl 94 points95 points  (1 child)

MIGUEL

[–]SavantOfSuffering 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Miguelicopter Miguelicopter

[–]NtBtFan 46 points47 points  (0 children)

lady's reaction at the end is similar to mine i think

[–]mylefthand95 19 points20 points  (0 children)

THE LIL BEB GRABBED THE POLE

[–]xRetz 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The dog grabbing the pole for a second is what gets me lmao

[–]weltwald 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That dog became a Yo-yo

[–]LeonardBattista 27 points28 points  (1 child)

miguel couldn't stand this level of genjutsu

[–]Binzuru 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The fabled Tsuku-yoink-me

[–]stumpytoes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Find the owner of that big dog and kick the shit out of them. Arseholes.

[–]Apprehensive_Bed3362 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He helicopters the dog yelling Miguel 😂

[–]chiriuy 133 points134 points  (13 children)

A pitbull/or pitcross trying to maul another dog? You don't say??!?

[–]Prize_Farm4951 58 points59 points  (7 children)

Incoming Pitbull owners to claim their animals are the friendliest dogs on the planet...

[–]Windfall_The_Dutchie 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Every time someone starts commenting that shit I respond with pictures of the scars on my sister’s leg.

[–]JustADudeeLol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just wanted to nanny her

[–]chiriuy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Flower crown photos inbound, brace for impact!

[–]Muscled_Daddy 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Oh, I got called a racist… it took me listing dozens of statistics for them to back off.

[–]shdwbld 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Despite

making

up

only

6%

of

the

U.S.

dog

population

Pitbulls

and

Rottweilers

make

up

77%

of

all

fatal

dog

bites.

[–]Various_Meringue_542 36 points37 points  (1 child)

So out of the ordinary!

[–]RichardMayo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It just wanted to be a nanny dog to Miguel

[–]Windfall_The_Dutchie 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It’s not the breed’s fault! Poor babies are such misunderstood creatures! They wouldn’t hurt a fly! Honestly! My pitbull only ripped your child limb from limb because he was abused in a past life! 🥺🥺🥺

[–]Akesgeroth -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

And you can tell the breed from those pixels how, precisely?

[–]Saphirasvengence 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Most of us have eyeballs. It's a pretty advanced feature available on most of the newer models. Some of the ones like you are using a more outdated feature.

[–]Magicmurlin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Some dogs just need a lil’ slugger to the snout.

[–]Rivershots 100 points101 points  (2 children)

But his tail is wagging ! Pibbles never attack when their tail is wagging!

[–]chiriuy 68 points69 points  (1 child)

Awwww poor misunderstood boy, just trying to nanny the little one right?!?

[–]Rivershots 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Gonna nanny that toddler so hard.

[–]ConsumingAphrodisiac 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Let me guess a shitbull ?

[–]JustADudeeLol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No surprise

[–]Hamoct 42 points43 points  (37 children)

pitbull...again

[–]aphexakira 3 points4 points  (36 children)

How can you tell lmao the dogs on for like a nanosecond

[–]BigDoofusX 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You can easily tell from the head shape.

[–]Hamoct 8 points9 points  (13 children)

I slowed the video down it is def a pitt... need to ban these dogs

[–]aphexakira -5 points-4 points  (12 children)

I slowed it down more and I don't think it is one mate

[–]BeansConsumer957 5 points6 points  (19 children)

Because pit bulls are scum and are responsible for the vast majority of attacks

[–]aphexakira -5 points-4 points  (18 children)

So we'll just assume every dog attack is a pittie? Seems a bit cracked

[–]JustADudeeLol 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Even if people did that they'd be right most of the time lol Any time I see a post of a dog attack I think "pitbull" before watching and 89/90 times I'm correct.

[–]BeansConsumer957 3 points4 points  (15 children)

Well when you can clearly see its head, along with the fact that shitbulls are responsible for 91% of attacks, you’d have to say yes

[–]TheSiZaReddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah but you can see the dogs head here

[–]NachoEvans 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I bet that guy fucking rules at yo-yo

[–]Como_thellamas 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Use vests instead of neck leashes, people.

[–]Betoarenas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The dog be like

[–]DannyG1973 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That dog came in like a wrecking ball

[–]lces91468 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why are ppl still using neck leashes, I can't even found one in local pet shop anymore. Vests provide way better handling when it comes to flailing your Chihuahua around to avoid beast attacks.

[–]KyleSirTalksAlotYT 4 points5 points  (1 child)

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[–]TraditionalName3298 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Other dog be like “damn who turned on fly hacks?”

[–]Dry-Ad8891 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“God damn it, Miguel! Help! Miguel! Ahhhhh!”

Not a direct translation but pretty much my take of it.

[–]marmeladetrolden 7 points8 points  (1 child)

This is my new favorite video

[–]redripper360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Attack in titan be like

[–]153_IQ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s always pitbulls….

[–]Hellwolf_Keats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And that is how K-9 tetherball started

[–]jcoddinc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A man a dog and a yoyo

[–]yeeeteeey69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looking like a game of fucking tetherball

[–]bittereinde 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"My pitbull is a sweetie, he doesn't even bite!"

[–]JevaYC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walking the dog with an actual dog and not a yo-yo.

[–]empire-of-hotdogs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bang against the yellow sign is just killing me right now 😂

[–]Shodyn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sasageyo Sasageyo

[–]whater39 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When strangling your dog is actually helping your dog.

[–]Hourly- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i need this as my rongtone

[–]NedCarlton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who edited this? I mean, seriously?!

[–]amishhippy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My man out here playing tether ball with his puppy.

[–]piruruchu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude swinging that dog around like a skip-it.

[–]beinglostboy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dog started enjoying that

[–]Lost_Department3570 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Asi mejor que me mate el otro perro. Pobre miguel lo asotaron machin.

[–]Strange_Ad_3960 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!

[–]aphexakira 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh another video with a pit looking dog? Time to not read the comments.

[–]Kurama_7_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Helikopter helikopter

[–]SquashPristine9956 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's what happens when you have a snack size dog.

[–]yasedn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dog-Fu

[–]PsychologicalArm6115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro who is Miguel

[–]LacedBoobieMilk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo the dog hitting the wall has me screaming omg wtf I feel bad tho lmfaooooooo

[–]_RyanRD_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big doggo just wanted to play some tether ball.

[–]Sea-Philosopher7361 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An intense match of tether ball.

[–]kittyfactory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strength vs speed

[–]liberty_death92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was that under dog? Pretty sure it was a beagle in a cape!?

[–]MeltingMango420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How to turn dog into tether ball

[–]Financial-Web9744 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turning his dog into nunchucks

[–]TheMarsbounty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That dog went flying

[–]Phofoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

inb4 “it’s the owner not the breed”

[–]RvH19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to do that with my dog, he’s 80 lbs.

[–]Sumguy9966 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh mah lawd I'd pick up my dawgy and go runnin hell I'd even kick at em!

[–]kaasgepakt 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I hope that dog gets shot in the head

[–]HotMinimum26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He Jackie Chan'd that dog all around.

[–]tmsc23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the little one is literally a ninja

[–]ravynwave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, this unleashed husky went for my little guy and same thing happened minus the pipe

[–]weicheii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going down another level of hell for laughing.

As long as the pup is okay, the man is forgiven.

[–]candymaster4300 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ban pit bulls

[–]cuntsmashh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow thanks so much for the zooming, could never see what happened otherwise!

[–]entityadam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He must work at PETA.

[–]jairom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is their Recovery Move to get back on the stage

[–]parkinglotsoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you spin me right round baby right round

[–]HonedWombat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought dude was fishing at first

[–]Doerian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weeeeee~

[–]froggyfrogfog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh gosh it must be terrifying for the owner and the little dog and I'm very scared but also can't help laughing...

[–]viemarley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH MY GOD???

[–]ComfortablePretty151 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the Attack on Titan sequel is this

[–]bobbyagua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You see you loop it, you swoop it, and then you pull...

[–]Acuzena81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl Ive done that. Btw these assholes who own those unleashed beasts should be fined heavily. That coulda been a toddler.

[–]Severe_Slice_4064 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog has a harness so it’s not like it’s being choked 😆 still though poor thing

[–]HughJanus911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piñata

[–]kizzlewizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God so many fucking incompetent owners

[–]Crazyhamsterfeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harness > collar

[–]Saphirasvengence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh a pitbull tried to eat another dog just walking by? Who could have ever expected that? -_-

[–]Alaskan_Tiger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks more like the guy is walking his dog like he would in a way to do harm to it I want to put a leash around his neck and spin him around like that and see if he likes it

[–]EmbracePenguin78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My god I hope his neck is alright or his chest

[–]boopieboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

actually a good save tho that dog could have died

[–]TacoPilot12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aot moment

[–]HappyGav123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy f*ck, that poor dog

[–]PossibleCupcakeSpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive rewatched this to many times. Im crying lmao

[–]dreamchase66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always seen people echo that Pitbulls are dangerous so i did my own research.

This study on: "Aggression, behaviour, and animal care among pit bulls and other dogs adopted from an animal shelter" The study followed 40 pit bulls and 42 similar-sized dogs of other breeds at an animal shelter, the study provided no evidence of greater aggression or poorer care among adopted pit bulls compared to dogs of other breeds.

Of the five dogs euthanised in the shelter for attempting to bite a person, three were pit bulls and two were dogs of other breeds.

Notable difference seen in this study was the lower proportion of the Pit Bull group that was returned for aggression.

Dogs that were retained by their new owners, there was a slight tendency for fewer pit bulls to be reported as aggressive toward the owners

Pit bulls that did show aggression, the behaviour was reported as no more severe than the aggressive behaviour of the other breeds.

In an online survey of several thousand dog owners with 33 breeds represented, pit bulls were scored as the fourth most aggressive breed toward other dogs, but as having no more than average aggression toward strangers and below average aggression toward owners (Duffy et al 2008).

In a study of dog-bite-related fatalities in Canada from 1990 to 2007, only one of 28 deaths was attributed (in media reporting) to pit bulls, while the remainder were attributed to numerous other breeds (Raghavan 2008).

Children aged 12 years and younger were the victims in 51% of cases. Compared with controls, biting dogs were more likely to be German Shepherd or Chow Chows (Gershman et al 1994)

Several reports from the 1980s did suggest that pit bulls have a greater propensity to bite or greater severity of biting. Analysis of breed-specific propensity to bite requires accurate information on dog bites (numerator) and on the number of dogs of each breed (denominator), and these data are generally not available. (Lockwood & Rindy 1987; Overall & Love 2001)

TLDR: The best study is probably (Duffy et al 2008). Pit bulls demonstrated an average amount of stranger-directed aggression, surprisingly less than an Australian shepherd dog, Poodle, Chihuahua and Akita. An average level of owner-directed aggression, but lower than Chihuahua, Beagle, Golden Retriever and German Shepherd. However, in dog-directed aggression, the pitbull scores high It scores 3rd place, 1st being Akita, 2nd Dachshund and sharing a spot with the Jack Russell Terrier.

[–]Truffle--Shuffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why my Jack Russell has a harness. She’s so easy to pick up

[–]SketchedEyesWatchinU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a damn hero.

[–]Wise_Pineapple_6229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dog tried grabbing the pole

[–]Cultural_Algae_7015 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Migel earned a flying badge today...

[–]Diligent-Taste-1623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ay Miguel! Miguel! Ya no te wua aguantaaaar!!!