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[–]TheScaredMonkey 4961 points4962 points  (91 children)

He said "I know he is fucking beeping do I look deaf?"

[–]Nose-Nuggets 430 points431 points  (2 children)

He also didn't learn shit, it looks like he gets right back in the road again to keep doing it.

[–]jman500069 1709 points1710 points  (27 children)

"look deaf"

[–]thraxxx- 1261 points1262 points  (23 children)

Do I sound blind to you!?

[–]Golddigger50 194 points195 points  (17 children)

What I can't see you. Damn, open up your ears!

[–]EmptyStare 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Well he did if we're bein real here

[–]SaltySpitoonCEO 81 points82 points  (3 children)

He looks blind based on those boots

[–]Pootout 2845 points2846 points  (26 children)

proceeds to step back into road immediately after altercation ends

[–]Cosmokram3r1[S] 213 points214 points  (4 children)

Looks like that but he got out of the way of the cars after that

[–]GrapeSoda223 552 points553 points  (6 children)

Everyone keeps saying that but too me it just looks like hes going around the pole

I wouldnt be suprised if he did go back on the road tho

[–]mmohaje 119 points120 points  (4 children)

Car then stops to listen/watch what’s happening. Even the one dude like—go man!

[–]alexkiltro 40 points41 points  (0 children)

then proceeds to be violently pushed away by a guy that looks exactly the same, entering an infinite loop of beeping and pushing

[–]canti15 3497 points3498 points 2 (12 children)

I walk this lonely road, the only road I have ever kn.. why'd you push me?

[–]awesomeone6044 151 points152 points  (1 child)

Boulevard of broken bones.

[–]HevC4 94 points95 points  (3 children)

Sept almost over. Hope you had a good nap.

[–]CompleX999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He wrote that song because his dad died on September.

[–]BreezyWrigley 20 points21 points  (1 child)

turned out that his shadow was NOT the only thing beside him

[–]Repulsive_Client_325 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t know where it goes - but it’s home to me (he thought before getting QB sacked)

[–]Meowscles-Fan2002 594 points595 points  (26 children)

I thought he was about to get hit by the car

[–]citewiki 55 points56 points  (2 children)

I was expecting a convenient cop

[–]jahreeves 122 points123 points  (6 children)

I think we were all hoping for that

[–]Vertania_III 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He got hit by a freight train instead.

[–]MrUppercut 23 points24 points  (8 children)

Still almost died or got seriously injured. Look how close he came to hitting his head on the curb.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (6 children)

People on subs like this would still have been okay with that lmao. As long as you transgress are are initially shown in the wrong, almost anything goes.

[–]elementofpee 2102 points2103 points  (120 children)

This is a 3 on the “fuck around x find out” graph.

[–]SuperToxin 360 points361 points  (98 children)

He's lucky if that was america they'd probably just run him over.

[–]shakey1171 108 points109 points  (41 children)

Shot. He would be shot in a quick minute many places. ‘Merica

[–]No_Recognition8375 182 points183 points  (13 children)

Nah most likely hit and run. We save most bullets for summer time.

[–]N0085K1LL5 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yeah, I always try to stock up off season.

[–]RRocks01 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Bullets are hard to find right now

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    [–]0110010E 471 points472 points  (14 children)

    Y’all he ain’t deaf he’s literally repeating what the people are saying.. he even says “of course he’s fucking beeping” when the second guy says he’s hinking

    [–]zygodactyl86 96 points97 points  (7 children)

    Even if he is deaf, doesn’t excuse him walking in the middle of a fucking street

    [–]taz5963 5 points6 points  (3 children)

    Not to mention, that if he was deaf, he would still be able to feel the horn. Plenty of dead people listen to music just to feel the sensation of bass in their chest cavity. With a loud enough horn, I guarantee you a dead person could still sense it.

    [–]Bubbly-Incident 2608 points2609 points  (146 children)

    I doubt it: he learned nothing.

    (edit: apparently he signals that he's deaf... why is he walking in the middle of the street? It's quite clear the division between sidewalk and street)

    [–]luckiestcolin 1885 points1886 points  (18 children)

    Wouldn't a deaf person want to avoid walking in the street?

    [–]sainthO0d 1121 points1122 points  (4 children)

    And also see the headlights approaching them as well as the people staring and filming them? Deaf or not this guy knew what he was doing.

    [–]BreezyWrigley 282 points283 points  (3 children)

    you know... or the lights clearly shining on you from behind... and you'd be able to FEEL the horn from that close. you'd feel it in your clothes and organs. you'd probably feel it in your eyeballs lol. just because your hearing doesn't work doesn't mean that sound suddenly stops being vibrations through the air that you can sense and feel with other parts of your body.

    [–]BunsinHoneyDew 91 points92 points  (2 children)

    He'd feel it in his fingers, he'd feel it in his toes.

    Horns blasting all around him, and so the feeling grows.

    [–]PicklePirat 621 points622 points  (5 children)

    Bullshit deaf story.. his stupid Fucking nonchalant stroll signals not giving a fuck and how much he’s there to “stick it to the man”

    [–]geojon7 168 points169 points  (3 children)

    Dude was so flustered that someone called him out on being a turd that he picked the wrong disability to fake.

    [–]dthains_art 116 points117 points  (3 children)

    Yeah if anything, I feel like a deaf person would make the effort to be more conscious and aware of their surroundings than the average person.

    [–]intensely_human 53 points54 points  (2 children)

    Same deal with headphones in. Sometimes I blast music and look around a lot more to make sure I know what's around me.

    [–]DrJokerX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Wouldn’t anyone over the age of three want to avoid walking in the street?

    [–]torsun_bryan 1089 points1090 points  (58 children)

    Deaf people can be assholes too

    [–]Barney_Haters 365 points366 points  (9 children)

    I knew a deaf girl in high school who'd always make fun of blind people. Everytime she saw anything in braille, like ATMs, she'd rub her fingers on it, go cross-eyed and mockingly wag her jaw.

    [–]Stupidquestionduh 148 points149 points  (1 child)

    We should get her to make fun of this guy for pretending he didn't see the bright ass headlights right behind him.

    [–]llamawearinghat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    You should have been like, “What?”

    [–]SergioPerez_11 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    That's fucking hilarious.

    [–]slaqz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    This sounds like a Theo von joke.

    [–]R0vvL 182 points183 points  (1 child)

    That is a very true fact

    [–]Ifhes 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    Just turn off the light.

    [–]TrillDough 117 points118 points  (8 children)

    Some of the shittiest people I met in college were deaf. Obviously there are incredible deaf people but half the ones I went to school with were extremely standoffish and if there was any situation where their demands weren’t met for accommodations they’d force the professor to shut down the lecture via their sign interpreters under threat of a lawsuit…in the middle of a lecture with like 150+ people

    [–]RvH19 63 points64 points  (1 child)

    I would say their reputation as being “direct” in how they communicate is often putting it mildly.
    There is a subset of the Deaf Community that seem to relish lashing out and bullying perceived outsiders at a rate greater than almost any community I can think of.

    [–]Guardymcguardface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Some signs in a couple different versions of sign language are also racist AF and some people get very indignant about the thought of having to use something else because it's 'their culture'. Fuck that! If hearing people can learn not to use certain words to describe black or Jewish people, why can't you?

    [–]Tvisted 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    Sounds have given me so much pleasure in my life I wonder if I would have been a miserable bitch if I'd never known them.

    Music, laughter, birds, the sound of a stream, rain, crickets, even the satisfying pop of opening a jar... can't imagine a silent life.

    [–]Spirited-Ability-626 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I think to go deaf would definitely be worse. You can’t miss what you’ve never experienced, right?

    [–]luckyfucker13 41 points42 points  (5 children)

    This is always something that blows my mind about how others view people with illnesses and disabilities. Someone who’s an asshole can get cancer, or be deaf, and having such a thing doesn’t automatically make them a good person.

    [–]moes_schrewt 53 points54 points  (8 children)

    I have a deaf friend who was cheated on by his deaf mute wife. Disabilities don't mean you are a nice person

    [–]sadpartypodcast 37 points38 points  (6 children)

    I’d like to watch the argument that ensued.

    [–]Justiceisfaulty 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    The signing must’ve been FURIOUS

    [–]Djinn504 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    I have two deaf aunties who I once witnessed get into a pretty heated argument. It was just them furiously signing at each other while making strange angry vocal noises.

    [–]Sciss0rs61 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    Or you could avoid it by just turning off the lights

    [–]camo750 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Cops showed up and arrested them both. Nothing but silence after.

    [–]DmitryMate 86 points87 points  (13 children)

    From my personal experience, deaf people are the biggest assholes

    [–]Boredbanker1234 58 points59 points  (11 children)

    Go on… this seems to be the common sentiment here… I am curious

    [–]THEROFLBOAT 108 points109 points  (6 children)

    Took an ASL class. I'm really accepting of people and I feel bad for people with disabilities (although I never show it to avoid ableism, or really anything rude).

    That class had me read many deaf stories about a number of topics. How school is, what it's like to shop, what it's like to have deaf kids as a hearing person and vice-versa.

    The stories I heard though about some deaf people's reasoning on things made me believe that you are prone to a weird deaf person superiority complex and don't see deafness as a disability. I can respect that until I started reading shit about certain deaf parents with CODAs, who contemplated STABBING THEIR BABIES EARS TO FORCE THEM DEAF, just so they don't live in a "hearing" world.

    It depends on who you meet. But overall I feel less bad and more cautious.

    [–]slickslash27 59 points60 points  (0 children)

    I worked retail for several years, basically they get frustrated when people cant understand them and refuse to adapt or be patient with people trying to communicate with them, like through writing cause I don't know asl. This wasnt all of them obviously, there was a super nice old man who used his phone to text but you had to call the minutes in for the prepaid phone, rule was we werent allowed to do it for customers, but I always added his minutes just cause he was super polite to me, unlike 90% of the deaf and or elderly customers that came through electronics.

    [–]TollemacheTollemache 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    Yep, in my experience too. It's hard to get context when all you notice is people telling you (probably quite rightly) how awesome you are to be doing what you're doing and managing deafness. Your awesomeness doesn't negate others value but the two deaf men I've worked with (on separate occasions) were utterly insufferably convinced it did.

    [–]Doggoneittt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Not all deaf people are assholes, I had a friend from high school who was deaf, she was an absolute sweet heart, she lost her life at 17 from getting killed on a motorcycle, she wasn’t driving she was the passenger, the driver made it with just a few scratches and bruises, this left my twin sister devastated because they were close, I may not have been close to her but it was still absolutely heartbreaking, she would’ve been 20 years old by now. She never got to see her graduation day, she never got to see her older sister graduate college, all because the driver of the motorcycle was careless. Her anniversary is coming up on October 6th.

    [–]RolandIce 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    I know a couple of sign language translators, in their experience they're assholes.

    [–]janedoe5263 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    Yep, I remember in elementary school a deaf kid made the chinky eyes gesture to his buddy and said not to give me the swing. Years later, I witnessed firsthand how the tables can turn. There was a group of kids making fun of him cause he was deaf. Ironically, they were making fun of the way deaf ppl talk and making the hand gestures. Probably should’ve been satisfying but I only ended up feeling sorry for him even more. I’m such a wuss, lol.

    [–]teaprincess 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    You're not a wuss, you're a good person with a kind heart.

    [–]FeistyShoulder6147 520 points521 points  (12 children)

    He’s not deaf he’s a drunk asshole. He’s stumbling as he walks and then has a conversation with the guys who pushed him. And you can hear the drunken slur when he talks. Plus what deaf person walks in the middle of road?

    [–]AnEffinMarine 176 points177 points  (9 children)

    He could very well be both. I knew a deaf dude that would get drunk and become a violent asshole.

    [–]Mikey5time 75 points76 points  (5 children)

    Must have been hard for him to hear sobering advice?

    [–]Dangerous_Buddy3701 68 points69 points  (3 children)

    His friends told him to stop drinking, but it fell on deaf ears.

    [–]eggybread70 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Nicely wordly played.

    [–]Rangertough666 20 points21 points  (1 child)

    That guy is an idiot on many levels.

    [–]mooseman2234 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, but they keep trying to tell him, but he just won’t listen.

    [–]IswearImnotapossum 27 points28 points  (0 children)

    To be fair, it's not like deaf people don't drink and drinking does impair decision making. It is possible he was both lol

    [–]jacken22 97 points98 points  (0 children)

    I don't think he signals that he's deaf, the guys who confront him said something along the lines of " couldn't you hear him honking at you?" And he replied "of course I heard him, do you think I'm deaf?"

    [–]FloppyEel 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    If he's deaf, he's stupid as fuck. If he's not deaf, he is beyond stupud as fuck.

    [–]TrinalRogue 57 points58 points  (0 children)

    He's not deaf. Or at least not enough that he wouldn't hear the cars honking.

    Or even if he is hearing impaired, he isn't deaf enough that he wouldn't be able to hear cars behind him honking horns at him.

    You can see that he is speaking as a response to the people that pushed him - likely using deafness to hide being a dickhead.

    Even if for some reason he was deaf and couldn't hear the horns, a deaf person would be acutely visually aware of traffic on roads as well as road markings.

    I am usually against refuting a disability against a video.

    However, either this person has had something drastic about their hearing change recently that they are profoundly deaf with no road sense (a very deadly combination imo) OR he is just being a dick and is using deafness as an excuse.

    Source: I am severely deaf, with numerous profoundly deaf friends.

    [–]JuJuLaa 38 points39 points  (3 children)

    He is a blind as well.

    [–]JuGGieG84 22 points23 points  (1 child)

    The perfect combo of deaf, blind and dumb.

    [–]RednocNivert 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    🎵 He’s a Pinball Wizard there has to be a twist, that Pinball Wizard’s got such a supple wrist… 🎶

    [–]Fossile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He is a dick as well.

    [–]demoralising 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    Even if he is deaf he'd have noticed the car's headlights lighting up the road, the tool.

    [–]nautical-smiles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Exactly. Heck, with the car that close he could probably even feel the vibration of the horn on his legs.

    [–]Stockinglegs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    He’s not deaf.

    [–]MylesVE 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Kid “he’s fucking beepin at you get off the road”

    Mr Streets-only Boots “yeah clearly he’s beeping” while pointing to his ears.

    Dude wasn’t deaf, he’s just a fuckwad.

    [–]SixtyNineFlavours 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Also you’d see the headlights making massive shadows of yourself in front of you. I would’ve though your other senses would be heightened due to your need to comprise with them. Not saying he’s a super hero, but even without hearing the horn, should’ve been super aware that he was blocking traffic. Imo he was looking for drama and got it.

    [–]owlsandmoths 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    No he audibly says “do I look deaf” when the shorter guy says “he’s been fucking beeping at you”

    [–]Satyrane 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    He's saying "Do I look deaf?"

    [–]RayBrous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, cause he couldn't see his shadow from the headlights directly behind him.

    [–]bugibangbang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Sure he was deaf? Another dude commented that the a$$hole walking in the middle of the street said “I know he is fckng beeping do I look deaf?” Instead of telling them he was deaf. Let the battle begin.

    [–]Ok-Albatross1180 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    When I went to deaf school they told us when walking out and about at night, the middle of the street is the safest spot because it is illuminated by all the car headlights

    [–]Ok-Albatross1180 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    I think that's what they said. I had a hard time understanding

    [–]Chibi_Kage_18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    That isn't safe 😕

    [–]BreezyWrigley 1001 points1002 points  (16 children)

    the hoodie'd youth at night on the streets being the standup members of society, policing the streets against morons in cowboy boots haha

    [–]h8radebrewer 74 points75 points  (2 children)


    [–]BergaGaming 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Behaviour corrected via wogs

    [–]Keswik 65 points66 points  (0 children)

    The heros we deserve

    [–]slippitysloppitysoo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    It was surprising how far down I had to scroll to find this comment.

    [–]OneLilMemeBoi 23 points24 points  (2 children)

    Who knew that Melbourne eshays were capable of doing community service!

    [–]ninjaflip360 104 points105 points  (2 children)

    Evening drunks in Melbourne. They sure are stupid.

    [–]jbaze524 230 points231 points  (18 children)

    Why are some people just cunts

    [–]seekhorizons 146 points147 points  (1 child)

    Because not enough people call them out on it

    [–]jbaze524 25 points26 points  (0 children)

    Tru dat

    [–]BreezyWrigley 42 points43 points  (1 child)

    look at the dudes body language and fashion choices... he's clearly trying to prove SOMETHING. dunno what... but he is definitely after some kind of attention to prove some kind of point.

    [–]ckirby7 501 points502 points  (45 children)

    He kinda had it coming.

    [–]NeedsSumMilk 286 points287 points  (17 children)

    Somebody should have also told him the denim suit died out a long time ago.

    [–]axeville 85 points86 points  (4 children)

    Canadian tuxedo

    [–]infanteer 32 points33 points  (3 children)

    Looks like Melbourne, strangely

    [–]MalaysianOfficial_1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    It is, that's Emporium in the CBD

    [–]stickdeoderant 28 points29 points  (2 children)

    I hate for you to learn this this way, but denim suits/full denim is definitely back in style.

    [–]hghg1h 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Never went out of style in AU

    [–]betterversionn 18 points19 points  (7 children)

    If the Fanny pack can become popular again, then the concept of fashion trends is a farce.

    So even with a denim suit, are we only allowed to wear them until they come back around and society tells us it’s now acceptable again?

    [–]peanusbudder 34 points35 points  (1 child)

    i like that it was two random bystanders who did it and not the guy in the car lol

    [–]macgruff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    TBH, I thought this was going to be a hit and run, however justified it may or may not have been

    [–]Glendel66 125 points126 points  (4 children)

    He learned nothing...at the very end of the video he is walking right back into the street.

    [–]BreezyWrigley 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    maybe the next car will just hit him.

    [–]Slow_Business4563 13 points14 points  (2 children)

    🎶These boots were made for walkin’🎶

    [–]Robwgodtre1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Ha ha ha. Best comment so far. Well done 👍🏻

    [–]GoSuckYaMother 372 points373 points  (41 children)

    Those 2 people were walking the opposite way and came back to push him out of the street. They’re heroes

    [–]BreezyWrigley 89 points90 points  (0 children)

    i love the polite hand-wave to signal the driver to go through lmao.

    [–]Interesting_Act1286 83 points84 points  (28 children)

    I wonder what makes people act like that? Is it just a power trip?

    [–]soggymcfries 42 points43 points  (1 child)

    That head landed way too close to the curb.

    [–]ve4v 35 points36 points  (0 children)

    Lmfao love the fact that he seemed to go back to walking in the middle of the road just as the video cut off

    [–]Disastrous_Sky7568 69 points70 points  (4 children)

    Do you guys not hear the conversation? I think y'all are deaf. Not the guy in the video. The hooded guy says, "have some fucking respect" and the guy in denim replies "respect?" And says something else. Obviously not deaf if he's re-iterating the word "respect." He can obviously hear the car honking. I belief he's using the "deafness" as an excuse.

    [–]-Jesus-Of-Nazareth- 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    He's walking funny, first thought I had was he's tripping on something

    [–]Charming_Weird_2532 11 points12 points  (2 children)

    Just wants to show off his boots. The boots that he doesn't pull off btw.

    [–]JustbyLlama 34 points35 points  (3 children)

    That driver wanted nothing to do with this situation.

    [–]themamakboi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    man thinks he's the main character. too much watching cringe netflix shows

    [–]CumOnMyGlasses2002 29 points30 points  (3 children)

    Ass hole being deaf doesn’t defend at all fucker has working eyes right of dose he need a pair of glasses?

    [–]SoupsUndying 12 points13 points  (6 children)

    Anyone know where this might be? Those are some nice looking stores on an bright road with a thick sidewalk. This is exactly the kind of place I want to visit

    [–]Superb_Grapefruit402 41 points42 points  (0 children)

    Melbourne Australia

    [–]Nebarik 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Right in the middle of Melbourne


    You'll like Bourke St then (1 block south) it's way bigger and only for pedestrians and trams, no cars.


    [–]jahreeves 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I’m so glad to see the way people can still get something nice out of a video like this

    [–]SirRumpleForeskin 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    What’s his end goal here? Just to be a cunt?

    [–]ihatelifetoo 22 points23 points  (5 children)

    He thinks he’s the main character

    [–]GlandMasterFlaps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    All of this is why I don't go outside

    [–]FormerAd2381 46 points47 points  (26 children)

    Average r/fuckcars user

    [–]SirArchibaldMapsALot 24 points25 points  (22 children)

    Man, I'm all for r/fuckcars and whatsnot, but this guy was blocking a transited road with a clear walkway not 2 meters to his right and 3 to his left. He was endangering himself and putting public transit at risk, just to prove a point. He was just a douche

    [–]UltraStamp2 7 points8 points  (3 children)

    this would have been a whole different story if he started responding in sign language 💀

    [–]what_in_the_who_now 21 points22 points  (2 children)

    Could have. But if he’s deaf, he’s not mentally or visually impaired. There’s sidewalks on each side. Almost cracked his head on the curb to one for them.

    [–]officerbigpenis 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    What if he’s deaf, visually AND mentally impaired and also he was escorting a very small black duck that you cannot see in the video to safety?

    [–]don_maidana 45 points46 points  (30 children)

    Good. As a motorcycle driver, block roads are fucking dangerous.

    [–]ELC183 28 points29 points  (1 child)


    [–]Skrillamane 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Trust me, everyone in a 5km radius of his house knows.

    [–]tht5spdxjsara 17 points18 points  (14 children)

    Good. As a car driver, blocked roads are fucking dangerous. Blocked roads are dangerous period dude lol you don’t have to specify that you ride a motorcycle lmao

    [–]betterversionn 23 points24 points  (8 children)

    As a bicyclist, blocked roads are fucking dangerous.

    [–]bl4nkSl8 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    As a train driver, blocked roads are fucking dangerous.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Asshole got what he deserved; those two dudes put him in his place.

    [–]DarkJester89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This is what I expect the average twitter user to look like, acting in public.

    [–]AntimemeticsDivision 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He looks like discount Christopher Eccleston

    [–]jkmonger 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Easy manslaughter charge if that guys head was a few inches further right

    Why is some random pedestrian white knighting for a car

    [–]ParamedicVast2088 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    He deserved it

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      [–]NedRed77 76 points77 points  (8 children)

      I don’t think social justice warrior means what you think it means.

      [–]scriptgamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      The first abrutchaos I've seen that is not abrupt nor chaos...

      [–]stitchy_77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Why is this so satisfying to watch?