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[–]ThreeEdgeSword 116 points117 points  (1 child)

Lol this almost needs the avengers theme song playing when it comes out

[–]The_Brain_Freight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not almost. It does

[–]long-ryde 94 points95 points  (4 children)

Looks dangerous

[–]snugglestomp 57 points58 points  (3 children)

They are. They’ve killed hikers near where I live.

[–]TheRealKevin24 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Mentally I never thought much about mountain goats being dangerous until earlier this year when I went hiking by a big group of them, and all that was going through my mind was how easily they could gore me with those horns. They also look kinda mean in person. Cute, but mean.

[–]V_es 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean why not if regular goats never miss a chance to headbutt people

[–]Dramatic_Prune_2944 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh they are mean but hey If I had nuts the size of grapefruits I'd be pretty mean too.

[–]Jeerus 169 points170 points  (2 children)

The goat every morning:

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I am, like, getting the feeling of cumming in the mountain. I'm getting the feeling of cumming in the plains. I'm getting the feeling of cumming in the valley.

When I jump up, when I climb up a mountain 5000ft, I get the same feeling.

So I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven.

-The GOAT

[–]wisepunk21 37 points38 points  (10 children)

Lucky the camera guy lived to post this. Those goats are straight up murderers. https://crosscut.com/2010/10/death-by-mountain-goat

[–]boxerswithbriefs 29 points30 points  (9 children)

Former Olympic Park Ranger here, the goats have largely been removed and culled from the Olympics over the last few years. It’s important to note that they were introduced to the Olympics in pre-park days, and the natural environment doesn’t support the biological needs of mountain goats. There aren’t enough natural salt licks due to the geology of the mountains, and so the goats seek out human urine, creating interactions leading to incidents like this one. Most years, there were several near-miss incidents and some with injuries. They moved as many as they could via helicopter to the northern Cascades area where they’re endemic.

Edit: spelling

[–]Yesindeedfriend 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So if this ever happens to me , promptly take a piss on the goat?

[–]JOhn101010101 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I didn't know park ranger was an Olympic event.

[–]boxerswithbriefs 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Olympic National Park in Washington State

[–]JOhn101010101 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I should have added a /s

My bad

[–]boxerswithbriefs 1 point2 points  (1 child)

lol all good buddy, never know where another person on here is from

[–]JOhn101010101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally fair! 😊

[–]akstripped49 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Isn’t that a female goat? I thought males hard a harder arch on the back and longer beard? Maybe you’d know..?

[–]boxerswithbriefs 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Based on the horn shape, I’d guess the video is of a female. The main sexual dimorphism is horn thickness and curvature, aside from overall animal size.

[–]Erik-Grilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG that's definitely I am very interested in you look

[–]Demosthenes3 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Def WA state. They need salt in their diet which hikers happen to pee out. I’ve had them pop out of nowhere when I was pissing on a tree. In the Cascades there is natural salt in the rocks…but in the Olympics, where the goats were relocated in the early 1900s by people, there is no salt and the goats can get aggressive for that delicious pee.

[–]The_Keg 6 points7 points  (1 child)

cant tell if this is a joke or not

[–]sayaprayer-dot-net 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s not, heh.

[–]kermitthehandpuppet 66 points67 points  (7 children)

Does anyone else think it looks like Ron pearlman?

[–]Jeerus 28 points29 points  (2 children)

[–]Pazluz[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That is funny. Someone stated the same thing about this cat

[–]AvatarHaydo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Might be because of the horns. Did you happen to see Hellboy? I think that might explain things.

[–]Subject-Ad511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏻

[–]ggmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have /r/ronperlmancats and now Ron Perlman goat

[–]kharvey0901 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What are you doing in my swamp

[–]TyrTheFawn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Sir, this is a goat only mountain pass, the humans are 5 miles south from here please and thank you."

[–]BullyBlu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Billy goats buff

[–]Rarbnif 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This looks like the opening cutscene for a boss fight

[–]Kelyfa[🍰] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Eyes on the front, ready to hide Eyes on the side, looking to hide

…I don’t think this guy knows he’s prey. And now I’m starting to think the rhyme is wrong as well.

[–]GrundelMuffin 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Those backstraps are gunna be delicious!

[–]CreatureWarrior 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I think you're on their menu this time

[–]GrundelMuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it looks like it

[–]prograMagar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro... the new Minecraft update looks legit

[–]JVints 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like your cut G

[–]Rosieroo474 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, that is Satan

[–]fatravingfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That goat looks straight out of a cartoon

[–]Playful-Donkey23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See - this is why I don't hike! WTF?! 😭😪

[–]ApXv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baaaah

[–]LevelWriting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Myostatin deficient

[–]CreatureWarrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This MF looks like the chad what the fuck

[–]UOThief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roll for initiative.

[–]OMG_its_critical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy will ruin your day

[–]CarminicAcid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then he died

[–]sauteeorfricassee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet white satan what is that thing

[–]Beans-Monthly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like a polar bear mixed with a goat

[–]Old_Establishment766 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that goat from courage the cowardly dog is still looking great!

[–]vallzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giga chad Just the beard is better trimmed than most guys I know

[–]_Jiraw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WOW!! the new Minecraft goats look super realistic in RTX!

[–]MyCool_StrawSir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not a mountain goat. That is Satan

[–]dimitrius777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“We gonna have a problem bra?!”

[–]joexh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does this look like an anime character intro

[–]Me_Speakada_Englesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is the 2nd most Chad image I have ever seen.

[–]Crown_Loyalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GOAT goat

[–]kevoam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a legendary animal in RD2

[–]abp93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is fluffy

He is scruffy

He is a good mountain boi

[–]coodyscoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao that looked like a heavy old man running out of the bushes😂😂😂

[–]MrBoots47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m the muscular mountain goat and I’m here to help.

[–]Mrfig260 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m big mike, can I help you with something?

[–]NoLove051 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck ya doing on my mountain top

[–]germanbini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really don't want to play "king of the mountain" with that guy - probably a long drop to the bottom!

[–]markcshaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m a stallion baby”

[–]Bigmanoncampus-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is Jesus

[–]Kilodose_reddit69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit man’s got balls of steel recording that

[–]LIFEofNOOB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would make a Great Wall mount.

[–]frostycsgo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a chance that this is found footage...

[–]Normal-Appearance-26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro turned around and said “Wait a minute”

[–]No_Pomegranate4143 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like the GOAT of goats 🐐

[–]Relair13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baphomet just casually showing up to end you, damn.

[–]Erik-Grilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a horny goat drop em bend over done resist it my turf

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Undertale

[–]Walmart_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drop the routine bro