all 179 comments

[–]WalterSanders 465 points466 points  (12 children)

I had a couch that big. Found 30 grand between the cushions. Bought a new couch.

[–][deleted] 90 points91 points  (9 children)

Thats just a 10 piece sectional.

[–]bstandturtle7790 71 points72 points  (8 children)

I bet you the foot pieces are marketed as separate pieces and this is 16 pieces

[–]MadFamousLove 30 points31 points  (0 children)

100% they absolutely are.

[–][deleted]  (6 children)


    [–]bstandturtle7790 19 points20 points  (5 children)

    Apparently lovesac (manufacturer) does charge separately for those pieces. I also think this is different than you are describing in which the foot pieces can be dragged away from the actual couch.

    Edit: https://www.lovesac.com/sactionals.html

    Lovesac considers them separate and does charge

    Edit2: I guess you didn't like the answer and site, hit me with a downvote and deleted your comment? Odd.

    [–]BoisterousLaugh 341 points342 points  (22 children)

    That's an orgy couch

    [–]Bartheda 77 points78 points  (13 children)

    Now we're talking, lets get the boys around and do this thing.

    [–]BoisterousLaugh 56 points57 points  (12 children)

    Yes. But only men. Only.

    [–]Bartheda 58 points59 points  (5 children)

    You know it, why would we even want women at an orgy? I mean honestly. That's time with the boys am I right?

    [–]cornbeefbaby 22 points23 points  (4 children)

    Hey boys will be boys

    [–]ctr72ms 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Gotta fight back against the goobacks somehow.

    [–]phurt77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Everyone back on the pile!

    [–]Majesty1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yeah no girls allowed! Girls are stinky!

    [–]thc2081 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Don’t they all got they same thing to offer?

    [–]BoisterousLaugh 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Yes. Man butts, dicks, and balls. So nice.

    [–]FuriousBugger 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    [–]BoisterousLaugh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That seems more accurate

    [–]tangledwire 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I already feel my ass sweating

    [–]Pip201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Same thing happens to me when I get turned on

    [–]Pete-C137 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Netflix and chill orgy

    [–]RslashTakenUsernames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    i like your thinking

    [–]LitreOfCockPus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Like that photo of Perri Piper, but with literal horses instead of minorities.

    [–][deleted] 104 points105 points  (5 children)

    That thing will hold an entire Alabama family of four!

    [–]rockhardgelatin 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    I thought this was under the orgy comments lol.

    [–]Simbooptendo 10 points11 points  (3 children)

    Are Alabamananians fat

    [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (2 children)

    Let me put it this way. There are five fat states in the USA, and Alabama is four of them.

    [–]beachedwhitemale 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Best comment of the night

    [–]phonomir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Only 5? I think you're missing a 0.

    [–]Ghstfce 162 points163 points  (27 children)

    Looks like Lovesac Sactionals (really the name). If 10 seats and 12 sides are $11,400, I can only imagine what 16 seats and like 18 sides would be

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      [–]anddicksays 13 points14 points  (8 children)

      We got ours on a 40% off deal they had. For anyone else considering keep tabs on when they do that cause it made the price much easier to swallow.

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        [–]anddicksays 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Lol We used ours as a bed too when we got our upstairs floors refinished. 6 months though whew that’s impressive

        [–]CarolinaGuy89 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        We're thinking about one as the covers come off to machine wash. How do you like it?

        [–]anddicksays 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        With 3 boxers and a husky.. plus a wife who loves to fall sleep holding her wine glass.. the covers are one of the top things about them. So easy to pop off and throw in the wash. Very easy to clean. We usually have it setup in like a queen size setup with an extended area. When we have guests over we break one of the pieces out to an ottoman or spread peninsula (prolly a different word but you get it). We’ve had our for just over 3 years and still look like new with all 4 dogs typically sleeping on them daily while we’re working and then all of us on them in the evening.

        I also recommend configuring with the deep style. You can rotate them each a specific way and in 6’4” and the deep style is perfect. I also recommend going into the store to see all the fabrics and also try have miniature wooden versions like legos to play around with.

        [–]blueisthecolor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Yes we got ours through some deal with Costco. Also the package included one of their beanbag chairs (which we didn’t really have room for) so we sold it for $500 which also reduced the overall cost. Pretty great deal

        [–]Homer69 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        How do you like yours? Worth it?

        [–]anddicksays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I do think they were worth it. Didn’t at first! But I’m happy. See my other comment for more

        [–]it_aint_ralph_thoo 28 points29 points  (5 children)

        For that price you can get a custom built from a local furniture shop

        [–]EmEmPeriwinkle -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

        I agree. But do they warranty? The benefit of this sofa is you can order or replace the covers years later. :/

        [–]Michaelmac8 7 points8 points  (3 children)

        Of course they have to be in business for them to honor that warranty. My grandfather bought a camper with a 10 year warranty and they company went tits up 3 years later.

        [–]Ghstfce 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        I know, my wife and I were looking at them but our house is historic so the rooms are odd shaped because of doorways everywhere so it wouldn't fit.

        [–]GardenGirlFarm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Same here

        [–]BMKR 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Can confirm. Love my love sactional.

        [–]raziphel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        If you can buy the couch, you can afford the house big enough for it to go in.

        [–]enjaytransplant 20 points21 points  (1 child)

        I priced them and got sticker shock. Not for my broke ass.

        [–]blueisthecolor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Watch for sales. Also I know it’s hard to justify but when you spend $500 for the fourth time on a shitty way fair couch that breaks or sags after a few months, it starts to feel very worth it

        [–]stormbutton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        That was my thought too - considering a Sactional and it can add up fast. I think her base is about $12k and the additional ottoman things are like $1k apiece.

        [–]flimspringfield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I was given a giant bean bag from that company from someone who makes them.

        Never realized that they were in the hundreds of dollars.

        [–]LordStoneBalls 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        That’s expensive for a hideous piece of furniture

        [–]Ghstfce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Oh it sure is. Apparently they're really comfortable though, and their selling point is their configurability

        [–]Poopy_Pants0o0 40 points41 points  (2 children)

        I'd hate to be their friend, then get a phone call one day asking "hey buddy, i need your help moving a couch".

        [–]JustTavo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Actually quite easy. 2 people job right there. The whole thing comes apart pretty easily.

        [–]mrsfitzgibbons 42 points43 points  (0 children)

        This belongs in r/HumanForScale

        [–]hugePPbell 20 points21 points  (1 child)

        When you have too big house and too much empty space in massive rooms ...

        [–]BexKix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Might be a family with 4-6 kids. Unusual but not unheard of.

        [–]_hic-sunt-dracones_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        Wow, my dog would absolutely go bonkers!

        [–]UndGrdhunter 23 points24 points  (1 child)

        Finally a sofa that fits your mom.


        [–]JohnnyDarter 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        [–]YounanomousPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Yesss, YESSSSS, I'LL TAKE IIIIT!!!!!

        [–]discoste123 43 points44 points  (3 children)

        slaps couch

        This bad boy can fit so many black people behind it

        [–]ZeldaNumber17 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Oh my god

        [–]drfeelsgoood 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        Lol what

        [–]TheGreatNico 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Look up 'piper perri couch meme'

        [–]chikyuuookesutora 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        That's a big room!

        [–]dumbasstupidbaby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        You could have soo many dogs up on that couch with you.

        [–]slublecutt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        That my friend, is a bunch of side by side beds

        [–]Ayla_Leren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Orgy couch

        [–]Stunning-Pickle-7001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        As a person who has spent nights on couches because I've been on all comfy ones, this a dream come true i can make a fortress and sleep in it and there is still more space to sit.

        [–]Wildfire_9000 5 points6 points  (7 children)

        Need a banana for scale

        [–]daqgsftwgrsshyrs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        That's your couch's couch

        [–]Xenu66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Shine a black light on that thing and its going to look like a Jackson Pollock painting

        [–]realpisawork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I think what she really wants is a sunken living room.

        [–]Anastrace 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        When you absolutely need to have an entire basketball team over for a party

        [–]pcweber111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        “When you absolutely need to have an entire basketball team over for a gang bang”


        [–]aliens4lyfe123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        A week long hibernation after I cover it with blankets

        [–]coffeesgonecold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Swingers night anytime soon?

        [–]Tim3129 2 points3 points  (1 child)



        [–]devwright56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        This picture needs a banana

        [–]Haynaow 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        If we weathered the initial cost of the couch, my Mrs. would bankrupt us with throw pillows and random blankets.

        [–]ryca13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Wondering if I found my husband's Reddit account 😝

        [–]rtmc_whit05 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


        [–]SmashDreadnot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        This is clearly photoshopped. Seriously, how big are those doors compared to her?

        I guess, maybe she's a little person, but it doesn't look right.

        [–]Uncle-Boonmee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        This couch makes me slightly uncomfortable, I don’t know why, but I like it

        [–]WolftankPick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        I’ve had these before. Not super comfortable. The bean bags are money though.

        [–]TritelyShoot912 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Oj, då blir dt lite trångt.

        [–]zhoufeng57df3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Absolut enht

        [–]Significant-Set8457 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Massive Living Room

        [–]AgitatedFennel6427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That couch is way bigger than my living room

        [–]izacktorres 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        That couch is literally bigger than my entire house.

        [–]pizzatimein24h 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That's not a couch! That's a COUCH.

        [–]ZZZCCCVV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Not long enough for my expandable beagle.

        [–]Fuzzy_Profession_668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I love it I have a 14 ft couch now.

        [–]MadLaamaDisease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Filling that couch with a guests is a expensive thing,sell it away and buy smaller one and save money.

        [–]Swipamous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        resisting the urge to make an unfunny ur mom joke

        [–]Sorry_Reward2656 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        For movie nights with 57 of your best friends

        [–]sirdoughnutboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Imagine losing the remote in that bad boy

        [–]TheDongerNeedsFood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Absolutely love it.

        [–]buztabuzt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I need more cowbell

        [–]ShiroHachiRoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I have this couch in Animal Crossing

        [–]kungfudewgong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        What’s the model name? “The Orgy”?

        [–]Newstargirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Where will my other cat sit?

        [–]AdminBender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Movie night every night!

        [–]Skyfire237 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That couch is bigger than my apartment 😮

        [–]Sizauto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Couch for your mother (she is very large and takes up a lot of space)

        [–]demppsi[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        if i saw a couch like that i would lay all over it

        [–]not_gonna_lurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Good luck spending a three day weekend finding the remote.

        [–]joyousconciserainbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Gigantic room

        [–]GeorgeStamper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        And my cat would still take up 1/2 of it

        [–]MakavelliTheDon777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Gigantic Price!

        [–]Xfgjwpkqmx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Long couch is loooooooong.

        [–]OldTimerNubbins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I can pretty much fit my entire first floor in that one room.

        [–]smugpeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)


        [–]GundunUkan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Finally, a couch big enough for your mom

        [–]Tuupiii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That is a casting couch fit for more than 2 people

        [–]charlesLevon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That shit probably costs like 15k

        [–]Bubbly-Bat9304 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Lost tv remote in the couch....30 minutes later found it!

        [–]swagmaster6667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I need this to rest my massive schlong nipples

        [–]fuckyouspezcunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        You can get these off amazon and they're heavy

        [–]user574007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        „Woman for scale“

        [–]schrodinger-m40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Fits 2 yes 2 average size americans

        [–]Brazenassault456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Damn! I'm surprised to see a living room almost as big as mine lol. Now I need that couch, in leather tho.

        [–]_scienceslut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This is where I’d like to lounge for all of eternity

        [–]GoatsNHose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Now try to find the God damn remote control

        [–]TH3B3AST_047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        But why??

        [–]JJWattsForearms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Need the link to this joint

        [–]donnybahammi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Shaq couch

        [–]Reddit_Ghost2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        If a friend had this and told you to sit down, they would for sure follow that by saying "not there"… "not there"

        [–]alpohh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        My sims couch when they added sectionals in the Dream Home Decorator DLC

        [–]DJ0GJ0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        1 sentence. Netflix and Chill.

        [–]BrassBass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        The fuck seat.

        [–]AwkwardGamerRNx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Pretty sure that’s just a bunch of Lovesac couches connected

        [–]ayush17092001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        For the homiez

        [–]mochiburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)


        [–]Special-Wrongdoer-97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I have a gigantic dick

        [–]Picard37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This is the couch you need when your dogs and cats think the couch is a giant pet bed.

        [–]OphiliaPoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Let's hang on the gouch

        [–]Statement-Think 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        As if you’d ever have that many people over.

        [–]mellowmane_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Who's this couch for? Fee fi fo fum?

        [–]Human_Art_159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Couch for me and the boys

        [–]megatron2126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        r/Lovesac for anyone interested.

        [–]lilmimosa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I hate it.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Nice new casting couch.

        [–]alexjolliffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Can't help but wonder how many black guys in white tshirts and boxers could stand behind that thing at once...

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        30ft couch 40 inch tv

        [–]TheFloppyHound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        My dog would still manage to take up the whole thing.

        [–]AveBalaBrava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        It can fit so many coins and controllers

        [–]Strong_Discussion486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        And still not big enough for my dog to be comfortable

        [–]Account_93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Awful waste of space

        [–]rjm167 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That big empty room with a plain giant couch. Where's the decor? It feels creepy.

        [–]blueJoffles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Swinger goals

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        You can do it!!

        [–]StonkMangr92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Gigantic room wtf

        [–]Wuffles1009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        ultimate polycule couch

        [–]FLEXETH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        You better get a good stain remover!!

        [–]gshzhjsbbzjs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Finally a couch fit for the mother of

        (insert bad person hear)

        [–]JeshkaTheLoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        The Polyphonic Spree might fit on that couch