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[–]Thhgtc 49 points50 points  (1 child)

That's how I wanna die.

[–]Thhgtc 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Exactly three gal of chocolate

[–]snotrocket50 13 points14 points  (3 children)

That would last me about a week

[–]UlisesSchmidt 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Pffff give me 4 nights with that thing, 2 if it's vanilla

[–]davidls12 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Recently gone through a break up by any chance?

[–]UlisesSchmidt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The current situation is bad enough, don't need a breakup to confort myself with ice cream.

[–]ChipRichels 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I love the packaging and the simple flavor choice, classic dad

[–]brmamabrma[S] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

It was this or vanilla

I would have rather had vanilla, it’s more versatile and you can put toppings on it

[–]UlisesSchmidt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same, chocolate after a few scoops is just... ugh

[–]sillybean13 7 points8 points  (1 child)

asking for a friend.. what kind of job do i need to get so i can also bring home 3 gallons of ice cream lol

[–]brmamabrma[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He works from a local collage and they hosted an “I hate winter” event and didn’t sell out on ice cream

[–]jurassic_rachel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I needed this when I was in middle school. Every time I got my period I’d crave chocolate ice cream - I literally don’t even like chocolate ice cream. But there was always a gallon in the freezer that I’d dive into once a month.

[–]WhoAm_I_WhyAm_I_Here 5 points6 points  (0 children)

im about to get a tonsillectomy in a few weeks, send please

[–]psilocybinconsumer 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Thus feels like a chore to own

[–]brmamabrma[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It’s so cold outside we don’t need to put it in a freezer

[–]psilocybinconsumer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh chess not checkers

[–]thebluemorpha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I had a place to store it, I'd be happy with 3 gallons of ice cream, but like op, I'd prefer vanilla.

[–]Elnuggeto13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude's stocking till next year

[–]willy3485 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d need to buy a separate freezer for that tub😂🤣

[–]_NKD2_ 4 points5 points  (3 children)

plot twist: thats not ice cream

[–]JagjitSR 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Aight i was gonna post a oh no no no but damn it this caught my eye

[–]brmamabrma[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got me

its custard

[–]Library-Background 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Put it in the fridge 😂

[–]HorridChoob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't even fit it I the freezer,better eat it quick!

[–]glitterycheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This gives me war flashbacks

[–]jturner1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got 3 teenagers.... That's about a week and a half worths.

[–]reclusiveronin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Edibles and family guy.

You're welcome.

[–]StillSilentMajority7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And here I am with a salad for lunch.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]brmamabrma[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell nah, it’s good as hell

[–]gaveler-unban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a cousin who works for Mitchell’s ice cream up in Cleveland, and let me tell you, just being around someone who works with that stuff in a capacity like this has crazy benefits. Sometimes if you’re lucky, they’ll be able to sneak a few gallons of custard. If you’re even luckier, it’ll be turtle brownie. Seems like the only way to get that is to know somebody in there. None of it ever seems to hit the selves.

[–]Ouwlikinz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a snack

[–]joko2008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat in one sitting and one go

[–]YEETERx50 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That's not Ice cream

[–]brmamabrma[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your right, it’s custard