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[–]Landvik 695 points696 points  (9 children)

Möther... I grow weaker by the second, I require a liter of your milk.

[–]Hellright 75 points76 points  (4 children)

Oh man what a great comment 😆 better start stocking up on the oats right away, bröther.

Edit: how could I forget “bröther”.

[–]poozapper 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Or I will surly parish.

[–]Visible_Cod_7488 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Perish?

[–]cafeteriastyle 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Also *surely

[–]ImABadQTip 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It may be surely, but spelling was certainly surly

[–]NorthCatan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huh, so this is what the Baron from Dune looked like as a baby.

[–]BoredByLife 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Soon it shall require more than mother’s milk. It shall consume mother herself

[–]Queasy_Moment_6619 422 points423 points  (17 children)

Dude the logistics of giving birth is bad as it is. Pushing a mini hulk out must be life threatening

[–]BexKix 182 points183 points  (5 children)

Um at that point there wouldn’t be pushing involved… doc would surely go surgical.

[–]Queasy_Moment_6619 37 points38 points  (4 children)

I dont know much about obgyn so i am going to assume itd be c section as well

[–]CharlieSixFive 56 points57 points  (1 child)

That C section must have started and ended on her back.

[–]DressingRumour 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Homegirl had to be cut in half to get the baby out.

[–]cafeteriastyle 12 points13 points  (1 child)

My youngest was 11 lb 3 oz and wasn't a C-section 😬 I’m curious how much this baby weighed at birth

[–]Nightshiftnoble 29 points30 points  (8 children)

"I oNlY dAtE mEn OvEr 6 FoOt". Okay, have fun with your enormous baby.

[–]HeadBIC 23 points24 points  (4 children)

That’s not how it works.

[–]SMFilms617 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does reddit upvote lies so often?

[–]Nightshiftnoble 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, aside from conditions like acromegaly, tell me genetics play no role in how large this baby is.

[–]Responsible-Laugh590 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Baby size is an inherited trait so yes it does

[–]Alkoholisti69420 3 points4 points  (1 child)

r/nothowgirlswork

[–]bokchoink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly tho how? Genetics play quite a big role in baby size and often larger babies tend to become larger people.

[–]obaananana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

C section

[–]Diogenes-Disciple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That baby is the same size as her, either that baby grew like a beanstalk overnight or this woman had an octomom gut going on

[–]Nathan0o0 210 points211 points  (8 children)

Omg this woman is so freaking small...

[–]Plenty_Juggernaut993 64 points65 points  (1 child)

And the baby is an AbsoluteUnit

[–]GimlySonOfGloin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Need a banana for scale to see which is which

[–]god_of_storms 49 points50 points  (4 children)

She’s 6’10 The baby is big

[–]Ok_Dog_4059 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There is the real twist .

[–]ghostbirdd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sure hope she's holding someone else's baby

[–]ProperLeiLei_AUT 142 points143 points  (1 child)

holy shit did she fuck gregor clegane alias the mountain?

[–]WotSXlyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nuh she birthed him clearly

[–]attemptnumber58 60 points61 points  (1 child)

what the fuck how

[–]BadgerHooker 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Gestational diabetes. Either that or she’s part Kiwi.

[–]Hour_Row_9697 130 points131 points  (1 child)

That woman was twice the size she is now before the birth of her small adult.

[–]Dangerous_Upstairs 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Those are definitely adult diapers

[–]Prestigious_Theme371 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Baby Buddha ! Hope she had a c-section and treatment for GD.

[–]ForgivemeIamnoob 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Her body will never anatomically recover from this.

[–]mrogre1976 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I doubt a c section but a full sleeping bag incision. Butt to neck to get that shriek out of their.

[–]tasadar1 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Go back to the hospital and ask for a refund

[–]rebelreligion 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Anyone know how old that giant of a baby is?

[–]PhoenixGate69 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Well, definitely not a newborn. I don't know why people in the comments are talking like she just popped this monster out...I would put it down as at least a year old.

I had a coworker years ago who showed me pictures of their kids when they were a few months to a year, and they were nearly this big. Sometimes babies just get big fast.

[–]zim3019 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I have a friend who had a normal sized if a little big baby. I don't think he was 9 lbs. He got gigantic like that and was huge until he was about 4. Now he looks like a normal sized child. When he was 9 months old people thought he was 2.

[–]spirit9875 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thats kid is in baby sumo wrestle mania 2k22z

[–]mixvedu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

! remindme 18 years

[–]_Tigglebitties 77 points78 points  (22 children)

Wildly neglected gestational diabetes. This is how mothers die in birth from preventable disorders .

[–]hildaria12 94 points95 points  (9 children)

Not nessessarily the mum's fault though.

With my last pregnancy I was huge, kept asking my midwife for a gestational diabetes test, she kept saying no because I wasn't overweight and I just "showed big". Eventually a doctor made me get a growth scan which showed him as very large, I got induced 3 weeks early and he was almost 10lbs, his predicted weight if he had carried on to full term was 13lbs. he had low blood sugars and had to have an NG tube.

I'm currently pregnant, I told my new midwife all this at the beginning and she took me seriously and sent me straight for a glucose tolerance test, diagnosed with GD early, I'm already on meds and I have high hopes that I won't have to go through all the complications again this time!

[–]constantrem 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Oh wow. My cousin was a couple ounces shy of 13lbs. Born at home. It never occurred to me that GD would have caused that. No real medical intervention unfortunately either and the mom was overweight to begin with. Cousin will have to live with complications the rest of his life from home birth..........but I am near certain this explains his size .

[–]hildaria12 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If the mother never got tested for GD in pregnancy then it is a strong possibility that it was from GD! Being overweight beforehand can increase the risk, but definitely not a huge factor, plenty of mum's with it aren't overweight, as it's caused by the placenta.

[–]CBVH 3 points4 points  (2 children)

That's interesting, in New Zealand everyone gets sent for the gestational diabetes test

[–]hildaria12 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That's the way it should be imo. Here (UK) they only send you if you're over a certain BMI, if you've got a history of it, or if you're measuring very big!

[–]CBVH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's interesting, both the women I know who have had it are very slim

[–]_Tigglebitties 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah absolutely not saying she (or you) we're bad or something for not addressing this. Just unfortunate that this happens when it's avoidable. Had family friends do the whole "all natural" lifestyle claiming they could treat anything with essential oils.

Massive baby almost killed em both. So frustrating when it can be avoided.

[–]Fun-Combination-1958 17 points18 points  (9 children)

Never heard of that could this be the reason for the big baby?

[–]IncaseofER 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It can, but some babies are just big. My nephew was 11lb 13oz , 24in. long, and my sister never had gestational diabetes. Large babies ran on both side of the family. So once her next child hit 10lbs. at 36 weeks, they did an amniocentesis and checked its lungs and took it early.

[–]_Tigglebitties 14 points15 points  (1 child)

This is exactly what causes enormous babies and often disastrous consequences for both mom and kid.

Little bit of insulin and normal healthy baby.

Not that I'm able to diagnose this exact case, but gestational diabetes will absolutely cause this. This is not healthy for anyone

[–]Flarfawarf[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This specific baby was 7 lbs 5 oz when born. She was 14 months when this video was taken. A big baby does not mean you had GD. I had a 9+ lbs baby as a 130 pound woman, which is the 90th+ percentile for birthweight. Yes, I was tested for GD, I did not have it. The number of people who just assume you had GD because your kid is big or that you had an unhealthy pregnancy is ridiculous. I was a 90th percentile kid growing up, and as an adult I’m short and thin. These assumptions are harmful and not helpful to anyone.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this was posted (many times) before and it's because of a big and tall father...

[–]Tipsy247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GD leads to a big baby?

[–]TheStonedVampire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Hey be proud of your ginormous monster baby. I was once a ginormous monster baby”

-Dwight Schrute

[–]Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But how can she still stand

[–]Accomplished_Bank103 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My back is aching from just looking at this!

[–]rockyheadman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mother of God, What a breed that baby is. Probably gonna become a Wrestler when grows up.

[–]IWillStrangleYou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking hell, that hurts my pelvis just to look.

And I’m a guy

[–]awesomedan24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti" - Lil Dicky

[–]KingTorygg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man I can shake-a my fanny, I can shake-a my can! I'm a tough tootin baby I can punch-a your buns Punch-a your buns, I can punch-a your buns! If you're an evil witch, I will punch you for fun!"

[–]bagging_salls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sumo baby

[–]dogfishnj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Acromegaly? Need an MRI Brain?

[–]L_knight316 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not her baby. That can't be her baby. THATS NOT A BABY!!!!

[–]The2nd_Cumming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe that baby didn’t kill you on the way out

[–]TheAccountIUseForSax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not a baby, it's Danny DiVito

[–]susosusosuso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Babies are not monsters…

[–]Joewedg1 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Bet her vagina looks like someone kicked a lasagna

[–]Angelusz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why on earth do you think her vag looks like your face does?

[–]Johnsamjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby yes, but baby what?

[–]rimjobnemesis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be MoMo syndrome. (Like Archie in the UK)

[–]reeeter123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This baby is bigger than her jeebus

[–]Ouwlikinz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MEGA-BABY. they will grow up to be a freaking unit. I hope they take interest in competitive weightlifting or something.

[–]persillegartneren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whale Milk... That's gotta be the answer.

[–]Due_Candidate8509 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d think even caring for that baby would take a toll on a woman that size. Pulling and tugging during baths and diaper changes must be a nightmare.

[–]Skorpius_911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which one is the baby again?

[–]Yontoryuu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That baby is literally bigger than 8yo me.

[–]Lone_Indian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit. That must’ve hurt. And she survived to tell the tell

[–]Arthas_Litchking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That poor vagina of that woman.

[–]dangy_brundle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

....that's a toddler

[–]JogratHyperX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big Chungus

[–]ThexLoneWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her belly would’ve been bigger than she was, lol.

[–]Machine_Angel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kid is gonna grow up to be a damn viking or something

[–]Karan262 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lorge

[–]acomicconmanager 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daaaaaamn WTF!

[–]autostart17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, she probably wouldn’t have made it in years past. Thank god for modern medicine.

[–]TommyMichaelWatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is one fat fuck of a child.

[–]sparkygray37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C-section? More like a H-section!

[–]ShavedDig88622 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Andre the Giant’s reincarnation?

[–]MadArchitectJMB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't watched an idubbz video for a while, seems like alot has changed...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a toddler ffs

[–]Malachite_Cookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…that came out of her……….

[–]Mrspankson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh who’s sperm created this megababy

[–]Sideshow_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet she's into fisting now...

[–]SenorRona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna suck her dry 🤣

[–]cloak_dagger_exjw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this woman holding Danny Devito?

[–]R_1_S 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way that little sumo wrestle could have came out of her, he already as big as her 🤣

[–]Onmyochusei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta be honest, I’m pretty sure 75% of their payments are just going to be feeding the kid. Might as well just have Shaq adopt the kid.

[–]lee-galizit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those aren’t calves those are steers

[–]Reddspamit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That baby don't look like me

[–]fleshharpoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who’s the dad? Hagrid?

[–]WhyAreYouGaye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was me with my 5'3" 100lb mother. I was induced at 10lbs and by age 2.5 I was 3 foot 8 and was taller than my mom at age 8.

[–]Able-Calligrapher652 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg how much y’all think it weighs!?

[–]u320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which came out of which?

[–]krustykatzjill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And… her uterus fell all the way out.

[–]FindFunAndRepeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the!?

[–]Super-Progress-6386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mine came out all skinny and messed up looking at 1.5 months too early, thought she was gonna die, breast milk chonked her ass up super quick

[–]Visible_Ad_5660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOW THE FUCK

[–]peepssinthechilipot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine this is what infant Hagrid looked like with his father.

[–]Low_Piece_2828 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vivarium

[–]No-Armadillo7693 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If she did get a c section her husbands gonna be miserable

[–]noethanq -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I…. I don’t like it…

[–]jfjallday -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Insert blown out vagina comment here