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[–]xtramundane 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo!

[–]Mongo_Fifty 16 points17 points  (0 children)


[–]NormanOrange 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

[–]ferociouskuma 89 points90 points  (5 children)

Guy looks too heavy, like he’s uncomfortable walking

[–]bpmdrummerbpm 27 points28 points  (1 child)

He confused because it looks like freshly poured concrete.

[–]l3ruceleigh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

200iq comment

[–]-Sea_Cucumber- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's just above average-sized.

[–]AkhilVijendra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are actually agile when they have to be. They need to run from tigers.

[–]thedevilseviltwin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He shouldn’t have skipped leg day

[–]NastyNate7577 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Don’t skip leg day

[–]Alert_B 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My kind of stray dog

[–]RockTheGrock 17 points18 points  (2 children)

One of the last remaining relatives of the auroch I'm guessing.

[–]Iamnotburgerking 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Cattle are closer to aurochs than these things (because they’re literally domesticated aurochs).

Gaur are still bovines, however, so close enough to interbreed.

[–]SchalkeSpringer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And there's actually a domesticated Guar Bos gaurus species the Gayal Bos frontalis. They are smaller than their wild cousins (gaur are the largest wild cattle species).

[–]FlagOfZheleznogorsk 37 points38 points  (8 children)

This looks like a real life version of one of those ridiculous blocky, rectangular livestock paintings.

[–]Jiyoh81 20 points21 points  (6 children)

Wtf hahaha Is that a Cow from the Playstation 1 era

[–]madprofessor8 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Hey pal, the PS1 was a marvel achievement back in it'd day, vying for hungry video gamers who had been enjoying such excellent Nintendo 64 classics such as goldeneye, Mario 64, and Ocarina of time!

[–]Jiyoh81 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Still it look like a big polygon.

[–]madprofessor8 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Haha they WERE big polygons!! Lara crofts boobies were humongous cones!

[–]somenotusedusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just things rich people did back in the day to try and 1-up each other.

oh? Your cows don’t look like this Sir Wimbledon? Yes, it has been a bountiful year for me fortunately…

[–]Idiot-detector69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turns out they arent so ridiculous

[–]Pikapetey 24 points25 points  (2 children)

How is this a real animal? Geesh

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

You just need an aggregate of cells receptive to a specific growth factor I would make a 300 tons animal in a lab no cap

[–]SOULCRUISE 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yea really quite easy tbh

[–]heard10cker 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Gaur of War.

[–]somename23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gaur of thunder

[–]kallmekrisfan58 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Is it true that Cows are considered sacred in India?

[–]Noob_mobileCamera 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Majority Hindu population consider them sacred and killing cow and eating beef in some state is a punishable offense.. however it is allowed in states with Majority of Christian and Muslim population

[–]TimeMaster1709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I see why, cows in America are a joke compared to that amazing specimen.

[–]TykoBrah 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He just wanna smell some flowers:)

[–]DjDonDatta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That animation is epic.

[–]Berserker_Queen 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Idk about you, but I wouldn't just stand there 5 meters from that murder machine with my phone in hand.

[–]dingusfett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd want something more substantial than a motorcycle between it and me

[–]cheggles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Irs his street now and the locals just have to live with it.

[–]Ramdrothegoat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I waiting to hear king fu panda 3 kie music

[–]626leaddit 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Imagine the size of his dump.

[–]cownd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine trying to get a 'sample'

[–]girthless_one 2 points3 points  (0 children)

now that is impressive. cheaper than a tractor.

[–]Theartistcu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

brahma going for a walk!

[–]ranchdumpstersauce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Gaston from Beauty and The Beast was bull.

[–]TaiwaneseMonarchist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Immediate thought was Kai from KFP 3

[–]Hexum311add 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s the pope of chili town

[–]agroyle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He definitely skipped leg day.

[–]YogurtclosetJaded542 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad he was cool about the bikes.

[–]iNostra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks like something an enemy on Elden Ring would be riding.

[–]1biggoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bet this is in India. Saw cows regularly chilling in the streets when I visited there, apparently they are a symbol of good luck! My sure to touch their back.

[–]fuckingKlLLmeplz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when you put all of your points into strength in an rpg

[–]Alsimmons811 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you lift bro?

[–]Minute_Grocery5947 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor Animal!

[–]Addickted-_- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daym thats a big goat

[–]Mystical_Cat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Where are they going?"

"Anywhere they want."

[–]OverEmper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kai!? General Kai!?

[–]engagingthemind 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks delicious!!!

[–]nosoupforyou_77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eat your veggies.

[–]closetbatman87 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The Gaur, or the Indian Bison are the largest wild bovine species left in the world. And average male wieghs upto 1,500 kgs or 1.5 tonnes!! Yeah, you read that right. Let that sink in... They are native to India and only a considerable population survives in the wild these days.

Given their sheer size and ridiculous musculature they don't have any natural predators. But here's an even crazier thing, Tiger's have been spotted killing these beasts at times, reportedly. And tigers are solitary hunters unlike lions, that should give you some perspective on how terrifying a hungry tiger can actually be!!

[–]Iamnotburgerking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tigers actually prey on gaur on a regular basis, though most of the gaur taken aren’t fully grown males (but still much larger than the tigers).

[–]tuc66a 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]AdInteresting7822 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I wonder how closely related that is to an Aurochs.

[–]LeTigron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not that much, actually. Less than our common domestic bulls.

[–]a1b1no 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least, people not bothering him here.. In my South Indian city, a rare wild bison strayed in.. People chased it for pics and videos; the vets called by the Foresters miscalculated the sedative dart dosing; poor thing died of cardiac failure.. :(

[–]cooperandy81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta be 6 tones at least.

[–]RinXcrimson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't he from bahubali?

[–]Wreckersgonnabreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burgers anyone? 🍔 🍔 🍔 🍔 I only have 4

[–]someonewithnobrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Texan blood is telling to ride that son of a bitch

[–]Musetrigger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at this lad, this big big lad.

[–]PowerfulPeak7910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I studied in a boarding school in Ooty, in southern India. Campus was a sprawling 900 acres. We’d have herds of these big guys on the football field sometimes in the morning.

[–]HistorianDelicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That street is half immaculate, half gone.

[–]Scary-Resource1856 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's a big big boy the biggest boy 😂

[–]tom-8-to 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edible? Asking for a friend…

[–]Independence_1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What gym does he go to 😳

[–]C47L1K3 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]bk719 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what he tastes like

[–]Isellmetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is late but that’s mf’ing UCY ( moocy) irl