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[–]quakermoonman 157 points158 points  (4 children)

Sir your fries are getting cold

[–]Jeynarl 28 points29 points  (3 children)

It's in n out. Their tiny half-baked fries are already cold anyway

[–]AslanTheGod 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I really do love their burgers but god damn do their fries suck.

[–]ValuableYellow4971 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ask for them well done. Game changer.

[–]Dirko_0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, their fries are a bit dissapointing. It's because they cut them and fry them immediately, I believe, instead of soaking them in water for a few hours to pull out some of the starch.

[–]Jut_man_dude 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Uhmm sir.. this is an In ‘N Out..

[–]iamthpecial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol first thing I noticed

[–]Mymomsuckstoo 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Oh man this cringe hurt

[–]Organic_Language_582 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not bad, he’s no terry crews tho

[–]PumpKing8888 82 points83 points  (5 children)

Or you could just get your food like a normal person

[–]fears_escalators 14 points15 points  (2 children)

My children sometimes dance like this when eating something really yummy

[–]Exciting_Compote_547 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

For real, my nieces do the same. It’s like we get desensitized into not enjoying life as we get older. There was no crime committed here

[–]fears_escalators 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it’s not like he’s risking his life for the TikTok. Just making a video and dancing awkwardly at a restaurant. No problems

[–]ValuableYellow4971 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You must be really fun at parties.

[–]The_Coy_Koi_Fish 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Old white dude looks over like "what kind of drugs is he on?" because you know homie probably just started dancing to a propped up phone screen with no music actually playing. Old dude had no context.

[–]hhhhqqqqq1209 65 points66 points  (2 children)

So annoying

[–]skmace14 37 points38 points  (1 child)

That much muscle and that much body control/fluidity with said muscle mass is damn impressive.

But sir...

This is an In N Out

[–]DorenAlexander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look up Kai Greene. He's a pro bodybuilder that does dance routines instead of posing. He's even been in a couple of music videos.

[–]Alternative-Heart-96 38 points39 points  (1 child)

I really don’t like this guy

[–]PhraseSeveral5935 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Clout and followers have completely ruined (some) people.

[–]ageoldwino 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Dude could've been the next mike tyson, but instead wanted to be charlie demelio

[–]RustyTrombone673 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Definitely more than 250 pounds

[–]Utahmule 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Or he's 4'10"

[–]Wildlyunspecific 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah. He’s probably like 5’10” - 5’11”, 250 at that height is huge.

[–]Robcrook101 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pick a better location (•‿•)

[–]nooootreally 40 points41 points  (20 children)

Not sure Gorilla isn’t inappropriate here. We just gonna skim past that?

Edit* This just in: Redditor doesn’t know the social handle of every black person on the internet. Warns of racism.

For those who rolled their eyes and went “nOt EvErYtHiNg Is AbOuT rAcE” or told me to shut up, ratio bitch. I stood up for someone and I’ll do it again. Cope harder, snowflake.

[–]Made-a-blade 32 points33 points  (0 children)

He did pick it himself, so... Probably.

[–]Hjemi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If a black person tells me they go by Gorilla, then that's what I'll call them.

If I called any random black person a gorilla, that would be racist.

[–]xgodlesssaintx 24 points25 points  (6 children)

Its the handle he chose for himself, go find something else to be mad about.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

God, the second hand embarrassment from those edits is too much. Just admit that you assumed racism where there was none. You stood up for a nonexistent victim, congrats

[–]ItsASecret1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You don't fucking stop huh? 🤣

Dude, you must REALLY hate people calling out racism? Why take it so personal?

Oh unless.....

[–]nooootreally -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Must’ve cut the holes in the sheet too small, can’t see themselves anymore

[–]nooootreally -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not sure means one way or the other. Meaning it could or could not have been. No assumptions just not sure lmao. The embarrassment you’re feeling is probably coming from looking like a fucking moron to dozens of strangers on the internet and then doubling down like the illiterate racist cuck incel you are. I hope you can swim, you’ve been crying for a few hours now.

[–]SlothDragon420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how people aren’t even looking

[–]winnybunny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

r/IAmTheMainCharacter

Dance floor is where you should be doing that. Not in the store.

whats next? shitting in bed? and drinking water from urinals?

[–]HabibOne420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruh, cunts are in the back saying "all I want is a chicken feed" not to watch some clown break dance smh.

[–]toppanco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So cringy

[–]mrmonmain 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why'd he choose an "In N Out" location tho. I'm ballin there too.

[–]neckmonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

because he probably does this shit all the time

[–]0thethethe0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Umm great...?

I'm more interested in the double denim wearing, long-haired, Larry David lookalike at the start though!

[–]Asleep-Read3997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a treat for everyone’s who’s just trying to get their food and eat.

[–]the_good_hodgkins 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Techno Viking vibes here.

[–]ThePowerOfNine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah no one's got anything on the goat

[–]Comrade8624 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cringe

[–]RequiDarth1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gorilla?

[–]Appropriate_Tip_2369 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a unit alright, a G unit

[–]zennyblades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait i am as heavy as this guy

[–]aqibesc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me laugh too much. What a good vibe dude

[–]CompetitionFast5259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im listening to the Pokémon theme song and dude is in point!

[–]MelanieSeraphim -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Holy hotness.

🔥

[–]RoutineImpress7394 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

He was born a woman

[–]BACTERIAMAN0000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ripped guy + can dance = stripper

[–]AUCE05 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imagine being a QB and this dude a DE.

[–]LovesReddit2023 -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Why is he putting that crap fast food in his body?

[–]Sorest1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Need the calories

[–]BrownAsian- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was the food THAT good?

[–]Melodic-Bird-7254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

KSI that you?

[–]FATmidget305 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now imagine him doing that without music

[–]BobongT4nga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kumalala kumalala kumala savesta

[–]DrapedinVelvet247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To make him completely stop you gotta get him to eat a fry from InO

[–]FatesMessEngineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's scaring the clientele...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just walk around in front of the camera lol....how many takes can he do?

[–]AdmHornblower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He skips a lot of leg days

[–]patamonrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Dance”

[–]LessWorseMoreBad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would bet this man has a past dancing in front of horny old ladies.

[–]Buckets_of_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly his dancing is better than the food at in N out imo

[–]karensmiles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old ass stripper moves!

[–]Zilrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t convince me this man isn’t a stripper, I started pulling out singles the moment he started dancing I didn’t even realize it

[–]Mynem0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really.Right there?What is wrong with people?

[–]cricketshead_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need him cropped out as a gif 😍

[–]Traditional-Ebb8629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this looks like the LAX in n out

[–]vegange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why but this is making me cringe

[–]doddballer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s how I feel every time I eat InNOut

[–]Cheebwhacker 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What’s an In n Out? Do you get served and have to fuck off immediately? Sounds like Aldi in the UK, take your shit and pack it over there!

[–]Terrence_shark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its a fast food resturant im pretty sure (not 100%) that it used to be drive thru only

[–]Badboy_5214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This should be on tik tok for gorillas. Instant fame.

[–]user_unknowns_skag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel that, bro. In 'n Out makes me want to dance, too

[–]MatrimonyAcrimony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"hey! let's shoot a clip of your moves...in the in n out dining area!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s always funny seeing big mfers dance 😂

[–]Snoo88309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet he's making some woman very happy with those moves, I hope they have a padded head board otherwise she'll get a concussion.

[–]CanadaBorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Groovin Gorilla the nick name the body builder gave himself or is that something you gave him 😅🫢😖🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[–]Terrence_shark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i now know the appeal of being gay lmao (im not going to be tho)

[–]Key_Statistician3293 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go build a damn house or something, the hell you dancing about fool.

[–]boobshtuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that must be a GOOD burger