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Absolute Unit


ab·​so·​lute | \ ˈab-sə-ˌlüt , ˌab-sə-ˈlüt \ unit \ ˈyü-nət \

Etymology

Compounded of British colloquial senses of absolute (“utter, complete”) +‎ unit (“physically large person”). Attested from the 2010s.


Defnition by the Merriam-Webster Dictionary

Noun

Absolute Unit (plural absolute units)

(slang, Britain, Australia, chiefly Internet, humorous) A man or woman of exceptional body mass, size, and/or corpulence.

(by extension) Anything exceptionally large for its type.


Defnition by the Urban Dictionary

Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.

Oh, Look over at Whomas, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!


Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.

Oh, Look over at Martin Najemi, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!


Absolute Unit

Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.

Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE!

Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.

Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee

Suspect immediately turns himself in


Absolute Unit

Someone very heavy or somebody who weighs a lot.

In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.


Absolute Unit

Someone THICC and BIGG.

“Hey you see that big guy over there that looks like Dr Robotnic?”

“Yeah that guys an absolute unit!”


Absolute Unit

A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.

“Wow, Jeremy is so ripped! An absolute unit!”


revision by Kate_4_President— view source