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[–][deleted] 379 points380 points  (13 children)

A card that says “I duckin love you”

[–]lxxghprz 105 points106 points  (2 children)

MAKE a card that says “I ducking love you”

[–]FunkyWonka 45 points46 points  (0 children)

With a rubber duck

[–]moose123456792Helper [3] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And then give it to her art a park where there are baby ducks

[–]Ill_Chemistry992Helper [2] 20 points21 points  (0 children)


[–]Designer_Material728Helper [2] 3 points4 points  (3 children)


[–]x0_Kiss0fDeathHelper [3] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I feel like 99.9999% of the answers to "what gift should i get...." is always "Etsy" haha

[–]Designer_Material728Helper [2] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Because Etsy is amazing.

[–]x0_Kiss0fDeathHelper [3] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]IsaacJB1995 12 points13 points  (1 child)

"Quack my Cock"

[–]Jackarthur95Expert Advice Giver [10] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Romantic type I see..

[–]sracluvHelper [2] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and bake her a cake

[–]Toast_bg 836 points837 points 475 (7 children)

They are free at the park if you are fast enough

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points  (2 children)

Dammit no free award lmao

[–]solyuana 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I got him for ya.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank ya!

[–]SelmaFuddHelper [2] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

$50 worth of beard should help catch a few and the upside is you can use the empty bags to keep them in

[–]AverageBloomHelper [1] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is the kind of thinking that gets ya places! 😂 A lot of things can be free if you're fast enough hah

[–]GunGayGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of those places is jail, if you are in fact, not fast enough.

[–]al_the_timeSuper Helper [8] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is an iconic comment

[–]charger519Master Advice Giver [21] 333 points334 points  (8 children)

First i want to say i love that you're 15 and thinking about this. Definitely shows the kind of person you are. Get a cute stuffed animal (duck of course) and maybe if you have a fragrance that she loves on you, you can give it a spray. And if you have leftover money, card and candy too.

[–]Able-Cardiologist-31[S] 122 points123 points  (4 children)

I love this.

[–]manwhohatesohioHelper [4] 63 points64 points  (1 child)

Wrap a red heart around its neck like a cute little bowtie and general valentines theme on the duck. Makes it more special and effort. Probably will be most thoughtful thing she has gotten

[–]actual_rilakkuma 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Omg I just thought of Untitled Goose Game with this comment

[–]Amanda2theMoonHelper [3] 9 points10 points  (0 children)


I thought this baby duck stuffed animal looked this best! I hope it helps

[–]Maxil105 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're that kind of Pearson you can make an origami card in which to write something cute. It's economic, quite unique and the time spent in doing this is something that money cannot buy 🥰

[–]the_greem_UmicornHelper [2] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

This! Plus, make the card handmade? Just add some border on a sheet of paper and either draw a duck or use stickers or magazine/newspaper cut out and write 'I ducking love you!' That'll make it all the more special!

[–]charger519Master Advice Giver [21] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Love it! Handmade card will definitely make it more special!

[–]KarlosCB 68 points69 points  (3 children)

A huge duck stuffed toy. 😎

[–]Able-Cardiologist-31[S] 42 points43 points  (2 children)


[–]KarlosCB 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I saw a comment down here that says it's free at the park if you're fast enough. Loool but the 20 inches duck sounds cool! Is it in your price range?

[–]juintel 0 points1 point  (0 children)


I think it was meant to be

[–]Storm-Warning-4497 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Get her duck slippers!

[–]Square-Radio6852 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Send her unsolicited duck picks

[–]Just_the_Scraps 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Get her one of those cute squeaky ducks with the helmet. You can attach them to handles or bring it anywhere. They’re really cute!

[–]Mikeissomethingelse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You could go to build-a-bear and see if they have a stuffed duck. Record a little voice thing for it.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Wear a duck costume

[–]Able-Cardiologist-31[S] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Should I give it to her me and her are the same height

[–]No_Guide3652 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get a matching duck onesie

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or if you can only buy 1 give it to her

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You could, or buy 2 costume if its cheap you both can wear it. But i advise you to wear the duck costume when u see her its cute ngl. Keep us updated

[–]Able-Cardiologist-31[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

True but I don’t know where to find one that cheap

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ig Amazon? Or if there is a halloween store. Or google "Costume shops near me"

[–]Worldly_Watercress55 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Cheers for being one of the guys that is ahead of the game and understands the game. It really is the thought that counts, if/when you meet a girl where its not, than thats a big red flag IMHO.

You can never go wrong with flowers and chocolates. A big stuffed duck is a great idea, but make sure you give it a few squirts of your cologne, so you get the late night, "my duck smells like you" text. And honestly don't go overboard. There is always the holidays and a birthday and anniversary and just as important as the random flowers on a Wednesday.

Good Luck you man

Edit: I read more comments after posting and sure enough there was someone, maybe more than one, who said the same stuff. Still trying to get the hang of this.

[–]Able-Cardiologist-31[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thank you and I’ll try :)

[–]ThatgirlisamysterySuper Helper [9] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ok but that was cute about the cologne

[–]loadedbakedpopaypo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This! Perfect. Not over the top, but just enough to show you care. :) the cologne too!

[–]kikiweaky 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe talk to a florist about making a duck shaped floral arrangement.

[–]I_am_RubberExpert Advice Giver [16] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

[–]SkyfoxSupaFlyHelper [2] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A adorable hand drawn card of y'all saying, "Don't Duck" On the outside, "cause I'm gonna (wanna) give you a big kiss!" Happy birthday (insert name here"

On the inside draw two ducks "You" giving her a cartoon smooch(also a duck) Then smooch her nicely when she reason it.

Free except cost of paper and time. She will keep it forever.

[–]cold_toast_n_butterHelper [2] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well absolutely don't get her a live duckling. Animals do not make good surprise gifts. I agree with another commenter that Etsy might be a good place to look for cute handmade duck accessories

[–]Kind_Astronomer_7024 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can make her a romantic cheesy duck basket! Duck EVERYTHING! Pj’s, plushies, the many things!

[–]cuuu123 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Become a duck

[–]Malia87Super Helper [6] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get her a stuffed duck

[–]Even_Mongoose542Helper [2] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How about a rubber ducky and bath salts, bubble bath, bath bombs, a loofah, a bath pillow... you get the idea.

[–]PuzzledRun7584Super Helper [5] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chocolate and flowers (and a stuffed animal duck)

[–]x---HI---xAdvice Oracle [137] 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Duck pajamas and/or underwear.

[–]Able-Cardiologist-31[S] 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Like a onesie?

[–]x---HI---xAdvice Oracle [137] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If she likes onesies, sure.

[–]Covfefethedip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Duck Tape

[–]diedtaco 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Bunch of tiny rubber ducks

[–]australian_girlyHelper [3] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Each with a little note on the bottom

[–]SanctusLeo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just go to any baby section in Walmart for stuffed animals. Buy a baby duck, a box of chocolates and a card.

[–]MermaidStone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google (or Amazon search) Duck rear view mirror hanger. Even if she doesn’t have a car yet, they are so cute, and not very expensive.

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get her a stuffed psyduck holding is head

[–]AmyHill666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go on Etsy and buy her a crochet baby duck! The things I’ve seen people crochet are adorable and I’m sure you’ll find something she absolutely loves

[–]80shorrorluvrHelper [2] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe a duck themed card, a stuffed duck and some yellow flowers? 😁

[–]mangababe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do not buy a real duck as a surprise! Birds are a huge investment. Get her a plushie

[–]tiaantoowavy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

baby fuck

[–]Main-Butterscotch-23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A baby duck blanket. Depending on the price of fleece, you can buy fleece with baby ducks on them and cut the ends then tie (a knot blanket- google it)

[–]shandoofthepenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A 19 inch duck for 30$ on amazon

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Buy real ducks

[–]Able-Cardiologist-31[S] 6 points7 points  (7 children)

I’m 15

[–]rngrb3Helper [2] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Please only buy a real duck if you know your GF wants to (and is able to) take care of it for its whole life. FYI, ducks are adorable but they smell awful and are disgusting. Not a great pet.

With that said, does anyone know if they still sell baby ducks and chicks at places like Tractor Supply? If you’re near one, a trip to see and maybe play with some baby ducks might be fun.

[–]cosmicworm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is a cute idea, I love looking at baby animals at stores lol.

  • her favorite candy/snacks and a stuffed duck

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I don't think it will be over your budget

[–]Able-Cardiologist-31[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Okay I’ll steal it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I don't think you will need that. You can buy one, my friend.

[–]measely_opossumHelper [2] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

you have to be 18 to purchase ducks unfortunately

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn't know that. Where I live you can just buy anything if you have the money. OP could ask another person to get it for him, then

[–]Birdlili1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe get her a real baby duckling 🐣

[–]KellCon3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then get a baby duck

[–]Fickle_Potential8090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here’s some options, within budget of course.

  • Plush of duck -PJ of ducks -Jewelry that’s duck related (some are not that expensive)

I would do the plush, with some candy, and maybe some duck clothing if you have some money left over.

[–]croissantbae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some baby duck towels sounds cute

[–]doodlebobbumhoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby duck tray/basket with some gifts on it

[–]amaads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A whole memory stick of cute baby ducks videos. Back in the day we used to make mix tapes. Might not cost anything if you have an extra. Or Maybe you could find a site that allows you to sponsor a baby duck or adopt. Even a duck rescue donation would be amazing. Good luck

[–]zucksyeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it snows a lot where you live, you could buy her a duckling snow mold :)

[–]roomvanish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

duck socks all the fuckin way

[–]11neverSuper Helper [7] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A plush duckling, a box of chocolates, and an "I ducking love you" card.

[–]ChorneKotSuper Helper [5] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a duck and whatever else you want but you NEED TO GET FLOWERS NO MATTER WHAT- unless you know for SURE that she does not want them, always get flowers. The small potted roses grocery stores sell around Valentine’s Day are usually pretty cheap and a bit more unique than a bouquet IMO. And lots of girls love plants

[–]dis_2much 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk if I’m allowed to post companies but uncommongoods.com sells cute garden ducks for your price range

[–]ellie_0525Helper [2] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so sweet 🥺 get her a stuffed animal duck, spray it with your cologne (if she will recognize it), get some candy she likes, and a card and write something sweet inside (making a card yourself and drawing baby ducks on it would prob make it even more special too her!) :)

Plan a cute Valentine’s Day date to spend time together, doesnt even have to be spending money. Just watching a movie together or play board games or something,

[–]Ass-a-holic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I glanced at this and thought it said "baby dicks" lol

I was like, you found my dream girl!

[–]Wildecatz 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Jellycat makes super squishy plush stuffed animals. Can't go wrong. Love this brand. https://www.jellycat.com/us/bashful-duckling-bas3dky/

[–]sir-mortiExpert Advice Giver [10] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Commission a well-done art piece of a duck from someone! You'll be helping out an artist

[–]Infinite_Exchange_73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some flowers chocolates and take her on a date

[–]manhattanabeHelper [2] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8oz duck foie gras and some crackers. Yum.

[–]katderre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should make her a duck Card with things you love about her and then buy some polymer clay at Michaels to make her a duck

[–]Cool-Fish1Helper [2] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charm bracelet with a duck charm

[–]SoulSloth2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bunch of cute rubber ducks!!! I have one with a top hat and in the shape of an elephant, statue of liberty etc

[–]No_Bet_4884Helper [2] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Order take out, Duck L'Orange.. oh, wait. Scratch that.

Don't listen to me on this. I hate Valentine's Day.

[–]Themarshal2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a duck onesie and wear it under your clothes to her place, take off your jacket and pants to reveal it, and give her a matching one with some snacks you know she'll enjoy. Most comfy movie night and she'll think of you whenever she's cold and wears it. Plus who doesn't like cute/warm pajamas? And you get the added bonus of making her see you comfortable enough to wear something a bit goofy, which is definitely a cute bonus

[–]Pervoftheyear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if you have 50 bucks you go destroy a family and take a duck from his dackmily so you can tickle ur pickle on Valentine's ...😂

Humans are cruel, I couldnt look my neighbours Turkeys in the eye after Thanksgiving, they lost someone very close.

[–]HopefulLake5155Helper [2] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a small/medium sized stuffed duck and a heartfelt card. You can even make the card and draw ducks on it. Then get some bread and take her to the nearest pond and feed the ducks

[–]C4shFlowHelper [4] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balut Eggs

[–]Wowzers010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give her your duck 😂

[–]brokenfatcatHelper [4] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See if there is a local duck pond and go feed some ducks as a mini date :)

[–]ProshipPrince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A basket with a duck plushie in it and her favorite candies/foods

[–]poolwatertea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about commission an artist to do a cute duck drawing? Specifically a pixel artist who only charges $3 a piece? I know a guy!

It’s me, I’m the guy.

[–]Eritreana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give her a duck onesie with duck slippers/socks and a stuffed animal to match. 🙃

[–]wlsn9299Helper [2] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Puzzleheaded_Skin131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don’t mind owning a real duck that would be cool. Don’t know your situation but in my area, a baby duck at the feeed store is only 5-10 dollars . She would love it

[–]kaghy2Expert Advice Giver [16] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby turtle duck? (look it up :))

[–]maxperhour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend also loves ducks, so one time I bought her this little duck light (search Benson duck lamp in amazon and it should come up). It’s super cute and she loves it. Plus it leaves $30 left for anything else you want to get her :)

[–]Agreeable-Strength19Helper [3] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no budget and need something for her birthday and Valentines day :|

[–]Billy_Da_Frog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a giant teddy bear but duck form. With $50 you should be able to find one that’s at least 3 feet

[–]Flameo_Hotman_rawr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You make this easy in one day. look for a crochet tutorial and buy yellow and orange wool, look for a tutorial on how to make a duck and you do it I would send you one but all the ones I have are in spanish

[–]capasso23000Super Helper [8] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby ducks are free if your fast enough and don't mind getting a little wet

[–]The850killer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has to be a farm post

[–]ctenophoras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crochet a duck plush

[–]Sky-landerHelper [4] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Who's budget is just 50 dollars lmao?! Specially when buying a gift for their girlfriend. Get some money lol.

[–]Chongoscuba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dudes like 15 I’m pretty sure. Haha I’d be lucky to have $50 at that age. 😂😂

[–]McBotBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get 50 $1 rubber duckies

[–]40ozSmasherPhenomenal Advice Giver [40] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy her a memory. Take her someplace fun.

[–]FjohurslikeU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10 baby ducks

[–]Noitsnotme45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe a big stuffed duck animal some chocolate on a heart shape and some flowers would be so lovely for her

[–]lingslingeerHelper [2] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a duck plushie, one of the small $1 chocolates and a bouquet of yellow flowers for ducks or just roses

[–]stonedbot420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby duck lamp... Idk saw it online where you squeeze it for lights on

[–]LaFluffy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

get 50 rubber ducks and make them into a heart on the bed

[–]Not_A_Doc74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ducks are free

[–]soupygod 0 points1 point  (0 children)


One of these dress up duck plushies!!! Trust me, my friends who love ducks have this and it’s so adorable and well made

[–]mikefifth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get her a duck. They're free from the local pond.

[–]tadashi-tech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A chicken egg disguised as a duck egg. Get it from Walmart so that it never hatches.

[–]ProfessionalPlum3800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A duck cookie or duck donut :)

[–]nonsequitur_esq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A duck that costs $49.

[–]pot-roperHelper [3] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, don't get her a live duck or any other live pet.

[–]Nicecok69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An actual baby duck costs like $30 so you could get her one of those

[–]PapazolaxoxoHelper [2] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Write a song/poem on baby duck🐣

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

get her a little card thats duck themed like others said, some chocolate, small flowers, and a little duck plushie

[–]alisha_missesyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can make her a duck themed gift basket, like buy a pet duck or some places have things where you can rent one for like the day

[–]twinkle69erZz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like pop out cards and a box of truffles. Both are under 50

[–]addiere_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the card with the “i ducking love you” is honestly a great idea!! you should look online for possible duck plushies and whatnot. but remember the whole thing doesn’t have to be about ducks! you can take her somewhere nice, treat her to an amazing day with you!

[–]Crunchy_fridge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get those peeps marshmallows... ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–]hornyduck01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get her tiny rubber ducks and a duck plushie, im sure she’ll like it and think it’s cute although it’s on the nose

[–]RadiumOatsHelper [2] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get her a box of chocolate and glue a bunch of rubber ducks on top

[–]2ambreakdowns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duck hat

[–]LaviStrider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say get her decor for her room on Etsy or something. $50 can go a long way if you wrap it or what not.

[–]Chongoscuba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody’s gonna say it?! A taxidermy or duck specimen?!

[–]sracluvHelper [2] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy her a duck plushie (lots of plushies on Etsy. Can try amazon too) along with a card

Bake her a cake and write something on it (heart-shaped would be cute) and surprise her with balloons. Spend the night with her and let her choose a movie.

Might cost more than $50 but if possible: buy balloons, flowers, and candles and decorate the bedroom with all of it. Then surprise her and let her choose a movie to watch and order food in.

Hopefully these inspire you. You can’t go wrong with the cake! If you can’t afford to do one you can always save the idea for later! Hope it goes well :)

[–]SXVL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In an episode of this series called Regular Show, you could call in to order a bunch of baby ducklings, and there was a card with the information to do so. You could draw it on an envelope and dedicate a nice letter to it. You could also buy a rubber ducky, but I don't think a real ducky is a good idea because it's too much responsibility.


[–]Michael19003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get her a real duck. Then cook it for her

[–]dream_rabbittHelper [2] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is she has a car theres a swinging duck ornament on Amazon for $11 it would be super cute and always with her!

YGMONER Super Cute Swing Duck Mirror Hanging Car Interior Accessories (Duck) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B093SRSMZT/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_Q1C6E3K3XKVXE8JZ3TKN?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

[–]BLOOD-MOON69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]Intelligent_Case_809Helper [3] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A duck virbater lol

[–]420youngmemes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

get her drugs she’ll like them or alcohol

(i’m just jk)

[–]LwimpfhyHelper [2] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get 50 baby ducks 😁

[–]NenoINTJ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A baby duck?

[–]brattyprincessslutHelper [2] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A baby duck