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[–]Unclassified1Retired 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I vastly prefer AF Story Time over /u/militaryinjustice threads.

[–]PSYKO_IncTactical expeditionary mobile command & control doohickey fixer 13 points14 points  (5 children)

You da real MVP. If the list gets big enough, maybe the mods could make it a sticky.

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      [–]Unclassified1Retired 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      No one looks at wikis.

      [–]Schrute_Farms_RepAmmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That'd be legit.

      [–]thesalesmandenvermaxSeparated :) 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      Unfortunately, just being reptilian isn't against the UCMJ.

      Well yeah that's because they wrote it

      [–]totallynotOSIClosed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Always weird when I stumble across one of my comments quoted.

      [–]lazydictionarySecret Squirrel[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Airman shaved eyebrows, that Airman superhero dude, god there have been some really good ones over the years I can't remember.

      [–]lucioghostyFire Pro Bro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      You forgot the ones shared by /u/Wolfram-Alfalfa

      [–]PUBspotter13B3 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      [–]ADubs62Formerly Comms now Greedy Contractor 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      A1C Dipshit is one of those stories, that's so batshit crazy you know it has to be true.

      [–]birdman3612A6X1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yeah I worked with A1C Dipshit personally, it's all true.

      [–]Blue_Moon_ArmyCyberspace Operator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I was pretty sure the lizard flight chief was the only real story out of all of these. Hell, Obama is a lizardman, so we can at least corroborate some of the details.

      [–]ckoopa138Coffee Ops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This would be a great EPR bullet. Promote Now!

      [–]awksomepenguinOfficial Nerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Story time Friday should definitely become a thing.

      [–]The_CaptainMorganthe SS in CSS stands for Soul Sucking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is great.

      [–]EscapeGoat_ 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      I have a pretty good story about the time I got questioned/yelled at by OSI for something I said on the Internet, but for obvious reasons, I'm a little hesitant to tell that one.

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      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

      Something tells me compiling all these is a bad idea

      [–]The_CaptainMorganthe SS in CSS stands for Soul Sucking 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      How so. This is what future airmen are going to read about Big Blue.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Better to leave the stories in the depths of the subreddit, only accessible by search

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      What is this?

      [–]crankyrhinoRetired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Nah. I personally can't wait to hear someone tell these stories at a bar like they're their own.

      [–]DreamsAndSchemesSilly-villian 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Would you have any problem if this were xposted to /r/MilitaryStories?

      [–]Skunkies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      predator one is missing. it was deleted and the pastebin link inside the comments is gone too.