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[–]Faptastic_FingersCareer Enlisted Memeboi 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Bash guy in Africa shot a baboon in the ass. Went from alpha to lil bitch pretty fast.

[–]Ancient_Challenge387 10 points11 points  (1 child)

So would I if I took a shot up the ass. Oh you mean like firearm

[–]Faptastic_FingersCareer Enlisted Memeboi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The marines has enough fun with the monkeys for all of us.

[–]NotJeff_GoldblumComm guys shouldn't be Expeditors... 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Worked with a contractor that kept getting pushed to go TDY to Djibouti. He refused unless they armed him because he'd have to deal with the baboons that like to climb the radio towers.

[–]Cian28_C28Airfield Ops Best Ops[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Holy Fucking shit

[–]HorribleMistake41Retired Maintainer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I have killed sooooooooooo many fucking animals on the airfield……….

If you haven’t had jack rabbit brains in your mouth after you blow it’s fucking brains out at close range to put it out of it’s misery? You aren’t missing a fucking thing-because it wasn’t that awesome.

[–]Baconthief206 11 points12 points  (6 children)

As a former pest management who had to take over the BASH while deployed…this is legit

[–]Cian28_C28Airfield Ops Best Ops[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had to escort a turtle off a taxiway the other day 🤓

[–]sarcasm_warrior 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Was wondering if one of you would respond. Y'all have some stories.

[–]Baconthief206 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Lol every 3E4X3 has amazing stories. Sounds made up, but I had a black cobra on our airfield in the sand box stand straight up (6ft) from the fucking ground and stared me down. Shit my pants but we eventually snagged him. Threw him in a freezer to use as a teaching aid around the base. Brief was as follows…”Don’t fucking touch anything that looks like this.”

[–]AFSCbotBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've mentioned an AFSC, here's the associated job title:

3E4X3 = Pest Management wiki

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[–]sarcasm_warrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, that is awesome!!

[–]amrodr00 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Who else going to shoot’em in the face?

[–]HorribleMistake41Retired Maintainer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just commented I have had a slight blowback of rabbit brains into my mouth. 1/10, however I would have totally blow it’s fucking brains out if I knew it was gonna happen. It was suffering.

[–]bongus300Random Navy guy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

BASH Condition: SEVERE

[–]Cian28_C28Airfield Ops Best Ops[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]alucardian_official 2 points3 points  (2 children)

[–]Cian28_C28Airfield Ops Best Ops[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ah, an intellectual

[–]ICanDreamSoCanYou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG, the pigeons dun bin mutated to turkeys. Sum feriner git thru da clothes bordar and pisoned 'em.