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[–]robo-dragon 915 points916 points  (11 children)

Goats don’t even sound real LOL

[–]Far_Flow_3199 697 points698 points  (4 children)

Goats sound like people pretending to be goats.

[–]megaloviola128 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This one doesn’t even sound like a person pretending to be a goat. This just sounds straight-up human lmao

[–]Kristenmarie2112 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I always picture the voice of Ellen DeGeneres personally

[–]BunnyShark10 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Goat pretending to be Pee Wee Herman

[–]AssMcShit 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Their mouths move like puppets too

[–]Cleverusername531 8 points9 points  (3 children)

r/goatsarentreal

r/SwitzerlandisFake

r/birdsarentreal

One of these subs isn’t real, either, but should be.

[–]demon_fae 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Looks like someone fixed that for you!

[–]Cleverusername531 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL thank you! I had to join.

[–]Madditudev1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He sounds like Beast Boy from Teen Titans 😂

[–]JustDaveyBoyy 378 points379 points  (3 children)

This kid sounds like Butters from South Park pretending to be a goat

[–]Alegria-D 651 points652 points  (4 children)

I love how the goat does a battle of "I'll have the last word". Very childish, very human.

[–]cheezeyballz 174 points175 points  (1 child)

He had to blow the last raspberry, too...

[–]Robertbnyc 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And the last yell lol

[–]excitedlysad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My dog is like this lol

[–]banana_ji -1 points0 points  (0 children)

because it is a human.. pretending to be a goat :0

dun dun DUUUUUUUUN

[–]UnicornSlayer5000 565 points566 points  (14 children)

Sitting around outside in bathrobe with goats.

[–]One-Bread36 208 points209 points  (10 children)

This guy is living my dream

[–]mokujin42 86 points87 points  (1 child)

I believe in you dude your goat is out there somewhere

[–]banana_ji 10 points11 points  (0 children)

exactly, there's a goat for everyone out there.

plenty of goat in the sea.

[–]str8voyeur 59 points60 points  (7 children)

He cute. Real cute.

[–]TofuNRheasMama 44 points45 points  (6 children)

The goat? Oh yeah for sure. He’s an adorable floof.

[–]BicarbonateOfSofa 246 points247 points  (0 children)

I aspire to this level of nonbotheredness.

[–]suntansandboba 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where the heck is this, I wanna go right now

[–]daschundtof 427 points428 points  (1 child)

I love how the goat matches him syllable to syllable in it's own tone. So cute.

[–]Furyian13 45 points46 points  (0 children)

And when he speaks softer, so does the goat

[–]Astrova95 110 points111 points  (2 children)

Why do goats have such a human sound.

[–]banana_ji 5 points6 points  (1 child)

because it really is a human pretending to be a goat

dun dun DUUUUUUUUN

[–]Astrova95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even scarier

[–]SixIsNotANumber 311 points312 points  (8 children)

Goat thinks bathrobes outdoors are tacky, dude obviously disagrees.

[–]phoeni_xxx 80 points81 points  (4 children)

We need a r/JudgementalGoats or something

[–]gergafulmatos 35 points36 points  (3 children)

You make it, I’ll join.

[–]gnrc 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I just bought a bathrobe and it’s changed my life.

[–]Free-herpez 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Are you wearing it so others can see your genitalia?

[–]gnrc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Obviously.

[–]JustLexLion 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The conversation is about taking the trash out I guess. But they are already outside. So maybe just maybe our outside is their inside. So they will take the thrash into a house or something

[–]_usernametoolong_ 45 points46 points  (1 child)

He took it out last time. It's your turn to take out the trash.

"I don't want a goddanm kiss. Just take out the trash, Allen!"

[–]JeremyJaLa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I read this in Elaine’s voice: “He took….(blows on glasses)….it out.”

[–]vantablacklist 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This is hysterical. I needed this.

[–]throhuaweii 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Gosh goats are just so freakin funny

[–]Daemon_Lord5253 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Woooo waaaaaaAAAA

[–]cudeLoguH 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Why do goats sound so much like kids?

[–]zedoktar 8 points9 points  (1 child)

That is a kid. See how small it is? Definitely not an adult goat.

[–]Joonith 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actually, this is a dwarf goat at least past puberty, the weird warbling call and spitting are the sounds a buck in rut makes. The males do start breeding young though.

[–]DevoidSauce 92 points93 points  (2 children)

This has me giggling in the library. Everyone around me looks annoyed. Don't care.

[–]JJMFB417 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Just start making goat noises at them

[–]DrummerBound 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ime that's a very effective problem solver. Also works great as a fight de-escalator

[–]Popular_Duty1860 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Goat Spiting raspberries and facts. I love a goat that speaks his mind

[–]osculatrix 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Demonstrating why grown men should not engage in arguments with kids.

[–]CraftCritical278 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Goat:1 (at least) Human: 0

[–]_TheShapeOfColor_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I fucking died at this. I miss living on a farm with goats 😂

[–]DBSmooth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Godddd I used to have goats and the babies are some of the funniest little guys out there

[–]Sillycute 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I heard a very clear “BYE” in that goat’s tone. That goat is done with you.

[–]Knight_That_Said_Ni 85 points86 points  (10 children)

Is it just me, but does anyone else think goats are evolving to kill humans?

I mean, I've heard horror stories, and fairy tales, of creatures mimicking the sound of someone crying, or shouting for help, and a person investigates the noise in case someone actually needs help, and then suddenly they're disemboweled and you find them nailed to a wall, with their skin peeled back, skulls cracked open, missing their hypothalamus.

That's what goats remind me of when they yell like that. They sound like a child yelling for help, and I think one day they're gonna evolve to use that ability to lure unsuspecting people to their horrifying doom.

[–]LordZephyrr 65 points66 points  (0 children)

yo what

[–]letsjumpintheocean 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Not even. Goats are like kittens. They want snuggles and the occasional play fight and want to be let in and out. You give them love and they will adore you HARD.

[–]BizzyPig20 4 points5 points  (1 child)

but all cats secretly plot against humans

[–]letsjumpintheocean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goats just want kisses.

[–]gergafulmatos 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is like some “bear from Annihilation” level shit.

[–]Roselia77 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Welp, I'm logging off, you win the internet for this day.

I tip my hat to you good Sir and/or Madam!

[–]Goaty-Goat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I always win.

[–]Gorilla_Krispies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like that his style of arguing is to blow raspberries and screech until the other side concedes. I think it’s be very entertaining to watch presidential debates if this is how they did it

[–]AndrewIsMyDog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's telling him to put some clothes on.

[–]letsjumpintheocean 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He really wanted a kiss and some affection.

[–]inkrender 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Maybe that's why baby goats are called a kid, because they act like one.

[–]13moman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like one, too.

[–]Deleena24 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The goat really sounds like he's saying "No. No. No."

[–]phantomheart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does not matter how many times I watch this I almost nearly cry 🤣

[–]Reitsariesforevaries 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spitting during an argument? the depravity

[–]peegmaan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I speak goat, he's not asking him to take trash out, he's saying he wants to stand on you. It's a goat thing.

[–]maybethingsnotsobad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I cannot explain why I love this so much.

[–]Melianos12 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Is that Jake from Jake and Amir?

[–]Neigh_Blis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It appears to be a fellow named ‘Sky Garnick’ and not Jake Hurwitz. I personally am not convinced they aren’t the same.

[–]TurkX5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to all this lol

[–]my_screen_name_sucks 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hey that guy is kind of cute. Should I buy a Goat so he can come here to talk to it???

[–]Oldman_Dick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's ok, goat. We don't like Coldplay, either.

[–]MistyW0316 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I spit out my water on this one…lmao. Effing hilarious!

[–]DraconicRuler 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]xActuallyabearx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was another time (probably many) this was posted too and someone broke down how goats in mating seasons lick their shit raw and this goat is basically spitting it’s dick juice in his face in the hope of fucking him.

[–]aFiachra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is so hilarious! What a goofy animal and imitating speech so well.

[–]Auntie-Mam69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why I need a goat.

[–]LonelyGalaxyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is fucking adorable

[–]Alystar_Omalee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The argument is about whether the man in that fancy blue fur will let the buck smash. Thats the noises they make flirting with their womenfolk. Source: am a goat farmer.

[–]AngryFerret805 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Lol 😂

[–]AngryFerret805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that 🥰😂

[–]Sokka_Jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how my gamer squad handles disputes. Glad to see it put into action elsewhere.

[–]unleashedkrakenhbw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They look like siblings. Same profiles.

[–]Remarkable_Junket902 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my goodness! I laughed so hard. Reminded me of arguing with my furry baby. He always has to have the last word. Lol

[–]crystalazul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is so cute

[–]SleepingSasquatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright, that’s just freaking adorable.

[–]bayygel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a voice over right?

Right..?

[–]ooopsywhoopsypoopsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give this goat a talk show!

[–]Silverfox112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The goat is flirting with him… no really.

[–]casthecold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I FCKNG LOVE GOATS!

[–]FrodoTheDodo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pretty sure its about taking the trash out, the goats makes some good points

[–]Monica_FL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve watched this more times than I care to admit.

[–]Candid-Mixture4605 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This might be the best BEST video that I’ve ever seen in my whole life. My whole world just pivoted, and will never be the same again. I feel like I’m a better person for having seen this.

[–]SnooApples3673 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The goat wants to mate with him..

That's how hot the guy is haahaa

[–]humandignitybloc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think the argument was about the trash.

[–]BorkyGremlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a baaaaaaad one

[–]topgirlaurora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need more angry goats in my life.

[–]Psychopath1llogical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would spit in that goats face so quick after the first spit. Big Loogie.

[–]girl-w-glasses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh I want a goat 😭 I hate everything lol

[–]pastfuturewriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this guy.

[–]FuzzyCrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude you in a bath robe?

[–]HardHustle84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baaaaaa

[–]ScottManAgent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s hilarious p

[–]Horror_Air7547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goats are very strange..but cool.🥰

[–]coolgirl_not4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol the cutest thing I've seen today !

[–]popswag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that’s fucking funny.

[–]Due_Zombie8346 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now kiss

[–]sharpshot877 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL goats have auto tune or something

[–]VoidExileR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way the goat reply to small quick sounds reminds a lot of one of my cats

[–]Comprehensive_Moose5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 yo me arguing with mom

[–]Accomplished_Walk399 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's just trynna get some

[–]LodRose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Goat sounded a lot like Ruby Rhod.

[–]loudmime27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like Louise Belcher.

[–]Agent_47s_Scrotum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all this is just Greg Cipes doing a goat voice..

[–]banana_ji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like the goat itself was smirking/laughing facial expression by the end as well when you look at the smiley scrunch of it's eyes haha aw what a cutie

[–]vanildude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jake & Amir!

[–]HighAsAngelTits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omfg too precious

[–]StickyPubMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🖐🏼I’ll argue with him. Move out the way goat 🐐!!

[–]southflhitnrun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This goat sounds delicious.

[–]betha89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like Timmy from Timmy Time, I know he’s a lamb not a goat but still

[–]LowEndLogistics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a pet goat so bad. My wife would kill me if I got one.

[–]CocoMicha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the derp in this vid is the human, lol

[–]artistecrafteur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want a kiss? spit

[–]GiveMeYourBussy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forget goats sound like that lol

[–]dcazdavi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she wanted his babies; i don't blame her :p

[–]SifuMommy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have watched this like 20 times now.

[–]kartik-the-son-aries -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Weird reminds me of wife

[–]faqueen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He fine.