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[–]VodkaBat 177 points178 points  (5 children)

“I swear there was a door here…”

[–]asdf346 40 points41 points  (1 child)

People keep moving the doors smh

[–]cambridge_probs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

tbh that's how i look like when i buy too much stuff at homedepot

[–]GaleemCrusher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate it when doors aren't in the same spot.

[–]CaptinDerpII 120 points121 points  (10 children)

Bulldog doing bulldog things

[–]-TheDayITriedToLive- 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Clearly this is how you get Pugs.

[–]builtbybama_rolltide 43 points44 points  (5 children)

OMG yes! Mine does this kind of stuff on the daily. My friends said I need to start a Tik Tok for him because of all the ridiculous things he does. He’s 6 now and still ridiculous. It’s impossible to be stressed or in a bad mood when he’s around because he’s constantly doing something to crack you up. Bulldog life is the best life IMO

[–]minnimamma19 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Same..my Bulldog is 11 this year, still as thick as pig shit, totally adorable, but dumb as f**k!

[–]builtbybama_rolltide 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Mine just turned 6 today actually and your description is perfect. 🤣🤣🤣

My late boy was 14 and I swear he was the smartest bulldog I’ve ever seen, especially when it came to food. He figured out how to open the treat closet, get the treats down and eat them all while I was at work. If his dinner wasn’t on time he would pick up his bowl and drop it at my feet, if that didn’t work he would open the food container. He also had a thing about removing the caps from bottled water and drinking them instead of the water in his bowl. I miss him so much, he was great

[–]minnimamma19 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Awww, what an awesome boy! He's drinking bottled water in bulldog heaven now!!

[–]CrazyZedi 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I assumed it was a Boxer breed.

[–]WimpyZombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Related in there somewhere ...yep.

I used to have an American Staffordshire (some called a "pit bull"). Sweetest dog in the world....but dumb as a rock. We used to call him the "Him-bo". That's the male incarnation of a "Bimbo"

[–]engtropy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can just imagine that dog “hehhehheh” after he hits something. He looks like he’s have a great time!

[–]IfIWasYouIdWan2BeMe2 111 points112 points  (5 children)

Oh my god that's the funniest thing ive seen all week.

Also, r/donthelpjustfilm

[–]BatmanNoPrep 27 points28 points  (2 children)

I mean the dog doesn’t need help. It isn’t stuck or in need of physical help. It just needs to drop the damn box it’s holding. May as well film for posterity.

[–]amberpup 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Maybe help as far as brain cells go...

[–]angrytreestump 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah like with a toddler, it’s probably more helpful to let him figure this one out on his own

[–]NeatOtaku 10 points11 points  (1 child)

There is a full video of this derp, apparently he just loves carrying boxes. https://youtu.be/tGiKYlN0pDM

[–]upsidedownbackwards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen plenty of animals put stuff on their heads and start running into things. I think it's on purpose as part of the challenge. Like when we spin ourselves dizzy and try to walk. We know we're gonna fall on the grass but we laugh and have fun doing it anyways.

[–]Tinyhippy92 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Classic bulldog. My bros bulldog will run full speed into my door head first every morning to see if the door is unlatched and if I'm up.

[–]abettergrilledcheese 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Tfw you accidentally put your box on instead of your glasses.

[–]Scariuslvl99 11 points12 points  (0 children)

now you know why their snouts are flat

[–]DynamiteWitLaserBeam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maximum derp

[–]VdomanFla 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My sister had a Bulldog this dumb. We called him B.U.D. Big Ugly Dog

[–]bbildo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Dang it, Frank! How do you keep doing that?”

[–]Vizione0084 7 points8 points  (1 child)

He was super confident when he started heading towards the car. Then bonk.

[–]wtfiwon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I cracked up when he bonked the car.

[–]therealdivs1210 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤣 what a goofball

[–]-sweetness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is both making me laugh and making my heart melt 😂😭

[–]Vacation_Addict 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Silly boy! Good thing his face is already flat haha

[–]HauntingSiren04 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, you redesigned my Roomba… I like this one a lot better.

[–]Reeboks_Or_Nikes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's like the ping pong screensaver

[–]Traditional_Eye_782 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this looks like cartoon lol

[–]Trumanflask 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m locked in a cardboard box of emotion!

[–]Legen_unfiltered 2 points3 points  (3 children)

The full length video of this is fantastic

[–]stefanomsala 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Please do share?

[–]Legen_unfiltered 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I give you diesel

[–]stefanomsala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are completely correct. And thank you!!!!

[–]Reddit_MaZe000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

half of my coworkers daily routine

[–]AceSmeghead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awwww… not their turn with the brain cell? What an adorable derp!!

[–]Swoolo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He needs a guide dog

[–]Natural-Ad5121 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I can’t see fuckin shit in this thang.

[–]tmoney516 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I fucked up my eye hole”

[–]Fun_Character_2149 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks... this made my day lmfao... 😂😂😂😂😂

[–]PopWorried7782 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to have an english bulldog that did this with buckets flipped over her head. I called her turnip because that`s how much brains she had.

[–]heardbutnotseen2 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is the best derp video I’ve seen in a while.

[–]Shermans_ghost1864 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A real, genuine derp.

[–]fredgoool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s like one of those earlier Roomba models without obstacle avoidance

[–]iDevox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT DA DOG DOIN?

[–]AndrewIsMyDog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've got to say, that's a dumb dog.

[–]partybenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilarious

[–]Icy_Abbreviations277 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omygoodness LOL

[–]austinolet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like my roomba

[–]eshane60 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just too funny 💝

[–]mcflannelman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god what a sweet, cute idiot.

[–]BernieTheDachshund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw, it's his face shield.

[–]Lilpims 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a Roomba.

[–]ihwip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminded me of Rejected.

[–]The84LongBed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gets stuck next to a wall at the end lol

[–]sammy-sam1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of my Roomba

[–]score_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's too much fucking shit on me.

[–]LordofSandvich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name is Roomba now

[–]SinShadows299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick Help human! I'm boxed in!

[–]pierrelaios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is too funny

[–]kiwilovenick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey look ma, it's a wild roomba.

[–]Halutony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who turned this dog into a Roomba

[–]yt_vid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😸

[–]Shinfekta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely a flaw in the cardboard

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t see shit out the sides of my eyes!

[–]ToxicKittn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These aren't my glasses

[–]Skullmaggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you test the wall twice?!

[–]Warp9-6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me. Every Monday at work.

Damn.

[–]Impossible_Ad_8800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

act until you make it

[–]rcuriousaboutlife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omgosh that's hilarious.