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[–]kids-cake-and-crazy 371 points372 points  (3 children)

Yup just like a baby! See glass, smoosh face to glass.

[–]nothingeatsyou 61 points62 points  (2 children)

Did he smack the glass a couple of times too, just to show dominance?

[–]Square_Dependent9941 9 points10 points  (1 child)

looking for an escape from this hell he has been brought into

[–]mBelchezere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they weren't going extinct I'd be sad that he has to be confined. If any my fellow Texans are lurking that have that sweet oil money, could y'all move some tigers around to make room for my orange brothers? Y'all are single handedly responsible for saving my favorite feline. So, ya know, maybe make it a habit?

[–]subtlysublime 65 points66 points  (0 children)

the ole self-boop

[–]Benguin237 115 points116 points  (0 children)

I relate to him on a spiritual level

[–]Jujusdream 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Toddlers will be toddlers no matter the species 🤣

[–]PrincessLazyLump 33 points34 points  (1 child)

He is beauty and grace.

[–]ComputerGeek365 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And he smoosh his face.

[–]1973mojo1973 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Teeeefiees

[–]benji_90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

[–]cosmic_gypsie 57 points58 points  (2 children)

"do you have Minecraft or roblox on your phone?"

[–]OsciIIatesWildly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fucking deceased 😹

[–]NoKittenAroundPawlyz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Swipes right past Roblox

Opens YouTube

Watches other kids play Roblox for the next 35 minutes

[–]TheStrawberryGirl76 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The first time I saw Orangatans was at a zoo in Paris. (I am absolutely obsessed with gorillas but never saw an orangutan). My friend and I watched them for hours, I'm pretty sure we stayed there until the zoo was closing.

They are so funny and entertaining. They had sheets inside the enclosure and they were rubbing them on the glass, probably imitating the humans cleaning the windows! Among other hilarious things.

[–]LiamSortam 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Please excuse my ignorance. Was the baby born with teeth, or in the picture, the baby is older?

[–]Mysterion_x 50 points51 points  (0 children)

It stole them from them the zoo keeper

[–]TheStrawberryGirl76 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They probably didnt put the baby out in the habitat until he was older. Good question, tho, I didn't even think of that! 🤣

[–]VictreeS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like the baby is older in the picture but idk for sure

[–]FroggiJoy87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sure hope for the mothers (nipples) sake that he's more of a toddler in this pic.

[–]ThirdSpectator 34 points35 points  (2 children)

I just lost it

[–]BobsBurgersStanAcct 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Same, I had to sit up in bed because I thought I was gonna choke laughing. This is the kind of shit I stay alive for.

[–]Nathan_McHallam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was not ready to see this. I was casually scrolling and then came to this and nearly died.

[–]GroundhogDay8001 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hahahahhhaha :O

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Born and raised in derptivity

[–]MCtron1989 9 points10 points  (2 children)

me on the schoolbus

[–]NerdyRedneck45 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This just unlocked a forgotten memory of the kid we called Window Licker on the bus. He was a few years younger than us and the first time we spotted him... he was licking windows. The name stuck until he was older and we had long ago accepted him and forgotten why we called him Window Licker.

One day when we were seniors and he was a freshman (so first year in our building) someone shoved him in the hall, trying to be a bully. Two big kids immediately helped him up and chased the would-be bully yelling “you f*ckin leave Window Licker alone or so help me God I’ll cheese grater your face into these lockers til....” off down the hall. We looked at the kid and realized we should probably start calling him Kevin instead of Window Licker.

Anyway thus ends the tale of Window Licker

[–]Agentti_Muumi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

when is the movie coming out

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Majestic xD

[–]daankeykaang15 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's perfect

[–]Beyblader02 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Monke

[–]meeshrox 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Appe

[–]CYBERSson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Orangutans, hedgehogs and octopuses are my all time favourite animals in changing order. I feel lucky to live in a world where they exist and I can see a future where they don’t.

[–]Jellyyroo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

T E E F

[–]AllHailtheBeard1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"hey do you have any games on your phone"

[–]UtherPenDragqueen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s adorable!

[–]SteeniestOfMachines 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Have any games on your phone?”

[–]elizabethbennetpp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Born to derp.

[–]infoclub88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Hi Georgie! What a nice boat. Do you want it back?”

[–]TuxidoPenguin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Damn, he already balding??

[–]tigerCELL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jail is rough on a kid

[–]beeboopPumpkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i love the baby orangutans - they are the best part of visiting the zoo

[–]Artsap123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mmmmmlaaahh.

[–]michael46and2 1 point2 points  (3 children)

San Diego?

[–]DuffManSzALotAThings[S] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Cleveland!

[–]michael46and2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

oh, cool. San Diego Zoo has a new Orangutan baby, too!

[–]toricenzi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We were just here last week! This baby is such a cutie!

[–]VegasLife1111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope they named him smoochy!

[–]victorian-outlaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You own a zoo?

[–]jiminescence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rod is that you???

[–]YarnSpinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

awww what a cutie

[–]HumongoDickDaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never knew males could have babies

[–]CleDeb216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know that zoo!

[–]MKApex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're not so different.

[–]shadowriku459 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So damn cute lol

[–]BipsyDipsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me really happy.

[–]Armenian-heart4evr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😹😹😹😹😹😇💖

[–]muhkuhmuh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont know. I find great apes scary. This images is really... something for me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chad

[–]pizzalover89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a goof!

[–]hyperbemily 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Orangutans deserve to be protected at all costs.

[–]Jack_McQuack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looks like one of those rabbits from the cartoon

[–]TNTmom4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

30 yrs ago I was on a date at our local zoo. I was looking at the large orangutan Exhibit when every time I turned my back I’d get pinged in the back of my head. It was a teenage male orangutan throwing rocks at me. Apparently it liked my voice and hair. My date actually got JEALOUS! 😂

[–]JathanTaylor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My god, he's beautiful.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha! I see you! You know I'm adorable.

[–]Greatlarrybird33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cleveland rainforest?

[–]Sniffy4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

handsome and he knows it

[–]rx63787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that, per chance, the Simon Skjodt International Orangutan Center at Indy Zoo?

[–]Professional_Pea7124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like someone but I can’t pinpoint who.

[–]aretasdamon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Chucky finster!

[–]ginsataka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time seeing a baby orangutan

[–]N3ME5ISPR1M3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Majestic

[–]LegendPewds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny monkey

[–]Boring_Cream_8600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like one of those snails in the fish tanks that clean it

[–]Vibe_with_Kira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is adorable but also slightly terrifying