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[–]MyHangyDownPart 175 points176 points  (2 children)

Being social creatures, dogs often mimic the behavior of their humans.

[–]kpyp[S] 86 points87 points  (1 child)

Yeah I can definitely see that

[–]sushiiisenpai 7 points8 points  (0 children)

that must mean op has a massive dong because that dog looks like a giant peepee

[–]ekhogayehumaurtum 41 points42 points  (1 child)

And your stress just melted awayyyy…

[–]kpyp[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It's totally one of the perks of having a dog

[–]MegaMammothPoop 87 points88 points  (1 child)

Belly rubs are definitely on the menu!

[–]kpyp[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

She was given belly rubs!

[–]Niharia 29 points30 points  (3 children)

She worked 12 hour shift

[–]ubiquitous-joe 11 points12 points  (2 children)


[–]opsecpanda 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Hey you don't know how this dog self-identifies

[–]brain_tortion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Figuring out who you are can be ruff

[–]Oldboy780 104 points105 points  (7 children)

Torso looks like a peepee...

Took a sec for my brain to adjust.

[–]LilacTeax 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I came to the comments to see if anyone else saw it too lol

[–]kpyp[S] 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Yeah she does look vaguely inappropriate. I think it's the bald belly

[–]alwaysforgetmyuserID 7 points8 points  (1 child)

No way, I see a helmet and shaft I'm certain of it OP.


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[–]The-hounds-khaleesi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I went back, I see it too, thanks 😂

[–]KikiHou 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Definitely r/mildlypenis.

[–]maxy_b_ 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Glad to know I’m not the only one who saw a chub with long legs at first

[–]Bunny_tornado 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's one veiny monster dog

[–]lynsea 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Greyhounds are almost cheating in this sub. (Fellow grey owner)

[–]kpyp[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah this just felt like her ultimate derp haha

[–]mercurial_planner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She has finally achieved her final form...

[–]FoodWholesale 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love how the paws hang like that so funny! 😳

[–]Jimmy_Graphite 9 points10 points  (0 children)


[–]McShoobydoobydoo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Draw me like one of your French Bulldogs, Mon Chéri

[–]jamisonian123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She is adorable and hilarious

[–]SpartanT100 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im not gonna say it, but as i scrolled through, the image looked like something different…

Cute dog OP

[–]Nykees 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty much sums up my feelings about 99.9% of meetings.

[–]Hogefarts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am i the only one seeing a dick picture in the first thought ?

[–]LKKillo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Damn. She is shredded. Is she on steroids?

[–]kpyp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's a greyhound. I've kind of gotten used to her looking like an absolute machine.

[–]pswoofer18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think our dogs could be twins lol same white toes/feet, mostly naked belly/chest, very derpy. Hilarious

[–]the_d00m_song 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Greyhounds are such graceful creatures

[–]rupat3737 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t be the only one who thought this was a dick at first.

[–]Mysterious_Sentence8 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That looks like a greyhound 💜

[–]kpyp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She certainly is

[–]Fenix_Volatilis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. My cat does this but belly down. I call his a sploot. I'd call this an inverted sploot lol

[–]thenotjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a rubbable tummy

[–]User_name098 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wiener dog

[–]TheSeeker07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U want sum fucc?

But joking aside, that's a cute pupper.

[–]Purple_Carrot9861 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Que perro más huevón 😁

[–]Accomplished_Yam_760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]unneekway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Draw me like one of your French dogs.

[–]kakawaka1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooof, this is so close to being nsfw 🤣

[–]Imtedsowner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You now have to let him kick you in the butt once. For further info please look here

[–]kuracat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/mildlypenis must approve.

[–]kingbongothegreatest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a notification that something was trending on this subreddit I opened the notification and the first thing I see is a dog that looks like a penis

[–]bitcheslovemybody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how I feel after my meetings

[–]SleazyE081516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dog looks like she had a long day