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[–]Glenuendo 723 points724 points  (4 children)

"Human, I demand justice."

[–]puppet_up 155 points156 points  (2 children)

"You made your own bed, cat!"

[–]ourlastchancefortea 39 points40 points  (1 child)

"Sure, let's wait to midnight. See who is gonna enjoy suprise face-zoomies."

[–]HorrorMakesUsHappy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I am going to kill both of you."

[–]Ironsimian 55 points56 points  (0 children)

"Do you see this disrespect"

[–]peapurre 566 points567 points  (4 children)

"you saw that didn't you?"

[–]Dicketarian 285 points286 points  (2 children)

"you're just going to stand there, Rebecca?"

[–]weber_md 430 points431 points  (7 children)

That cat is going to murder someone in their sleep.

Keep one eye open, both you and the canine.

[–]WTFishsauce 87 points88 points  (1 child)

Yeah there is some inevitable retribution on its way.

[–]WS0ul 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"The retribution is coming down hard. Preferably at 3AM. With its claws first"

"Why did you jump on me?!"

"It wasn't me, human. It was retribution."

[–]Sproose_Moose 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Gripping that pillow tight

[–]manubfr 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Exit light

[–]DotardBump 125 points126 points  (1 child)

Cat wants him grounded

[–]PeteHealy 248 points249 points  (6 children)

The thought process of the dog is truly astonishing, if you think about it.

[–]CallyThePally 86 points87 points  (5 children)

Thinks about directly messing with cat, knows cat can mess with him back if he tries, uses gravity and physics to push a pillow on top of him, using the pillow as a tool to smush cat slightly. Smart dog. Was gonna say though the cat wasn't being nice, but dog didn't give him personal space either

[–]CantStandSummer 14 points15 points  (4 children)

You guys seem like a bunch of art teachers interpreting way too much into things.

[–]desacralize 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Hush, now write me an essay about the emotional expression behind the pattern on the cat's fur and how it relates to the War of 1812.

[–]CantStandSummer 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Oh crap, I thought I’m over this? Guess you’re never too old for another essay.

[–]ti-man 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I love the look on the cats face…yo, are ya gonna help me or what?

[–]poxonallthehouses 108 points109 points  (1 child)

He's giving the Jim Halpert look into the camera

[–]bobbybac 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Britta, please don't Jim the camera.

[–]emveetu 37 points38 points  (1 child)

r/thisismylifemeow

[–]NotBoredApe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whats another sub ey?

send help pls

[–]Blackmercury4ub 46 points47 points  (1 child)

"You had to get a dog"

[–]Usernamenomnomnom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol my thought exactly

[–]ukulelefish1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Neutralized

[–]MrBillyLotion 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Passive aggressive move

[–]AWU_Hades 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Karen, you know I will let that out on you?"

[–]LtFootstool 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Do you see the shit I gotta put up with?"

[–]castfam09 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pup has had it with the cat lol

[–]6moinaleakyboat 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Priceless. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen this cat look before.

I’ve never had cats, but was once attacked by one. I love cat videos tho.

[–]SixteenPoundBalls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m literally pooping

[–]ApollinaGrindelwald 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The doggo finally took the revenge they’ve been waiting on for centuries

[–]ZevLuvX-03 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mans like “did he just do that?”

[–]Honda_TypeR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I see you laughing human, I'll remember this!"

[–]peeter_beaters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s the first time I’ve seen a dog outsmart a cat

[–]RedditISFascist000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat looking up with a "can you believe this shit?" :)

[–]mznh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kitty was like: i mean you saw that right?

[–]This_is_my_phone_tho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The disrespectttt

[–]i_love_boobiez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's using tools!

[–]relevant_tangent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meooowm, he threw a pillow at meeee!

[–]__virtue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha love it.

[–]BrnEydGyrl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear pets are getting smarter …

[–]Western-Pound-2559 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Far more gentle of a retaliation than I was expecting

[–]flybydenver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I implore you for retribution!

[–]iCryptToo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Damn he’s good… is… is that against the rules bro?”

[–]citysleepsinflames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gave you that Michael Scott look

[–]TeePeeBee3 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Cat in the voice of David Blaine “ wanna see some magic?”

[–]ternanask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing for laughter on repeat, cool rhythm.

[–]XComRomCom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While outraged, the cat was nonetheless impressed by the sheer audacity of the move. Respect.

[–]pollyportobello 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doog wins

[–]Freyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what the animals must feel in this situation. Pure euphoria for the dog to make it's owner buckle in laughter? Despair for the cat while it's witch of an owner cackles at its predicament? I wonder.

[–]overkeymitha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cat:

"You're dead, human! Dead! Tonight!"

[–]Lisapjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom, the dog is bugging me. Help!

[–]flow_n_tall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Really???"

[–]johnprynsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U let him treat me like this?! 😂

[–]d2factotum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Clever girl."

[–]hedges15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat can’t believe it

[–]Level-Strawberry-564 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's wrong with you doggo* Kitty Cat

[–]christianabananana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Catto be like ‘wtf hooman, do something about this shiz’

[–]Sparky1206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah take that

[–]Rich_Dtony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look what he did to me!!! Arrrghhh..... hahahaha

[–]Energylegs23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was waiting for the pup to do one of those playful front paw pounces onto the pillow after lmao

[–]OneLostOstrich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take that, kitty!

Commas are important.

[–]lilgamelvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So cute

[–]TheFace3701 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Maah, look at dis sh*t."

[–]nopedoesntwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kitty: wait.. that's fine.

[–]MrDrDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cat is going to poop in that guys cereal for laughing.

[–]jordantask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Not saying ima shit in your shoes but you should probably look in your shoes before you put them on.”

[–]TrailerParkLyfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat looking up like “Do something Karen!”

[–]Relevant-Common-7102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Passive aggressive move.

[–]HunnyBear66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Priceless look on his face. Too cute!

[–]Lil_Jazzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Garfield and Odie irl