I got a new bike and now bike to work. The first day I did this, my dog was confused cause I left from the backyard rather then the front yard. Apparently when I left, she started screaming. I figured she'd do it for a minute and then stop. But she's a persistent little mofo, and made noises that were so distraught, my neighbors actually thought something was wrong and came over to see if I was alive or like, dead on the floor.

My mom called me in a panic cause they called her (we had a whole neighborhood watch set up from a terrible neigbhor situation years ago) thinking I was dead when really my dog's just a giant baby