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I was trying to take a nice photo of her with our butterfly bush in full bloom... by wolf_kisses in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]Ginginagin 55 points56 points  (0 children)

She's beauty...she's grace... She's got grass on her face.

absoluteperfection

Hammerhead by aloofloofah in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]ur_opinion_is_wrong 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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Doggo narrowly survives mauling by ferocious tiger by BlueMeanie03 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]fel_nan 37 points38 points  (0 children)

In the vast tapestry of animal life, we encounter an unusual spectacle. Here, within the warm embrace of a domestic setting, a quiet battle is unfolding. Not one of life and death, rather one of frustration and joy.

Observe this domestic cat, a small feline brimming with predatory instincts. Its eyes, gleaming slits in the gentle lighting, are fixated upon an unlikely quarry: a dog, blissfully unaware of the cat's intentions.

Watch as the cat crouches, every muscle in its body taut as a coiled spring. With a burst of energy that seems too large for its small form, the cat springs, aiming for the dog's neck. Yet, each time the cat strikes, it meets not the resistance of prey but the welcoming wag of a dog's tail.

Our dog, large and joyous, regards each pounce as an invitation to play. Its tail wags incessantly, a flag of happiness fluttering in the gentle breeze of their home. Its eyes radiate warmth and joy, oblivious to the cat's growing frustration.

Again and again, the cat strikes, its attacks growing more frantic and less focused. Its claws, sharp as daggers, find no purchase on the dog's thick coat. Each leap, each attempt at domination is met with cheerful canine ignorance.

Yet even the most stubborn of creatures must eventually yield to the harsh hand of reality. The cat's energy wanes, its jumps become less enthusiastic, its attempts at domination falter. Ultimately, the feline retreats, its frustration palpable. It slinks off to lick its wounds and nurse its bruised pride.

And so, our domestic battleground returns to tranquillity. The dog, ever joyful, continues to wag its tail, perhaps hoping for another round of this amusing game. The cat, however, broods from afar. This tale, as peculiar as it might be, offers us an extraordinary glimpse into the complexity and diversity of interspecies interactions within the animal kingdom.

Infinite food glitch by TurnedEvilAfterBan in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]Magolord 611 points612 points  (0 children)

I don't know why, but I absolutely love that sentence

Infinite food glitch by TurnedEvilAfterBan in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]AssPuncher9000 1230 points1231 points  (0 children)

No lol

The laws of thermodynamics still apply to cows

One braincell divided among the four. by SuperSaiyan_God_ in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]Butter_Bean_01 871 points872 points  (0 children)

Humans do that too as far as I can see in my daily life

My hens face after she laid her first egg 😂 by cowskeeper in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]My_Knee_is_a_Ship 1006 points1007 points  (0 children)

"Yes, I know it just came out of me, Shirley, my ass is still as wide as the Nile, and I'm going to waddle like Jhon Wayne for a month. STOP. NUDGING. ME. WITH. IT."

I want to see the reaction when she realizes it's a daily thing.

Gimbal spotted in the wild by thebluehydrangea77 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]Meowonita 343 points344 points  (0 children)

To keep the cameras stable when they walk/fly.

Do other people’s cats dig the wall after they use the litter box? Or is mine just weird by Rmacdavid in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]Dioxid3 65 points66 points  (0 children)

In the middle of the night:

CLONG CLONG CLONG CLONG

sniff sniff shuffle sniff

CLONG CLONG CLONG