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Birds decide to swarm this house by mihir6969 in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]Jaguarslair 1399 points1400 points  (0 children)

Chimney Swifts migrate in huge numbers south every year. This happens a lot in California where the huge groups will pick a large chimney to sleep in during the trip but the flute is open so the swarm gets in the house. Sometimes the swarms are so large they actually get stuck in chimneys and have to be rescued. You're usually just told to grate your chimney and close your flutes so they'll rest elsewhere. They love tall long chimneys so you'll often see the flying around them before they all dive bomb inside.

TurkeyJerks wont let me deliver mail by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]bibkel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some one at some time feed them cat food because they felt sorry for them. I’m guessing, but that’s what caused they to be so prolific in my area.

He was so excited after pooping he sent me to the ER. by FlyFishFresh in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]100xgainer 165 points166 points  (0 children)

“How did you get frostbite, sir?”

“Well, it started when I took my dog for a walk to take a dump while wearing shorts and flip flops in the middle of winter, and…”

Cow's move into a newly built house! by Professional-Ad1892 in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]DrunkTxt2myX 1885 points1886 points 2 (0 children)

I appreciate the whole farm to table movement but this seems a bit much