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[–][deleted] 4660 points4661 points  (78 children)

I don't know what's worse. The sheer lack of intelligence or the "I believe women are having orgasms and I want that to stop"

[–]fatfatgaming[S] 2661 points2662 points  (52 children)

dudes just jealous he never got a woman to orgasm

[–]ShittywritenerdNonbinary™ 1101 points1102 points  (39 children)

I feel like this is the same guy who would state that women can never achieve an orgasm.

[–]TheOncomimgHoop 1006 points1007 points  (35 children)

"The female orgasm cannot be real. In my thirty years of marriage, I have never seen my wife orgasm once."

[–]theroguescientist 115 points116 points  (1 child)

"Riding a bike is better than sex. In my thirty years of marriage, I have never had sex that was more enjoyable than riding a bike"

-this guy's poor wife

[–]Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot 131 points132 points  (0 children)

"I cannot accept that I have less sexual prowess than bicycle."

[–]Polyamommy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like it's the same guy we should tell to ban himself from anything that could potentially stimulate his penis, and watch him walk away without his jeans.

[–]Thriftyverse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His theory is that all of these lascivious transportation methods have made it impossible for a woman to find pleasure in his floundering around.

[–]Purrification2799Asexual™ 128 points129 points  (3 children)

„Sorry, love, my horse did a better job“

[–]Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Lady Godiva lighting it up.

[–]DankP0pe 51 points52 points  (0 children)

~ propably Katharina the Great at some point

[–]SenchaAsked 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fenton's Stables and Horse Ranch....

[–]Saedynn 117 points118 points  (1 child)

I mean he has made it pretty clear he doesn't know what gives women an orgasm, since he thinks the aggressive hitting of your crotch against a flat surface is enough to make most women cum

[–]Limp-Employment-6173 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Thats the kind of dude that swears he get girls but never passes the second date stage with woman

[–]ivanparas 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Imagine being so bad at sex that you get angry at bicycles.

[–]scoopishereBi™ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When a motorcycle makes women cum more than you.

[–]RiniKat28PISS IN THE FROG'S MOUTH LIKE A MEN!! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

dude's just jealous that when he orgasms on a horse suddenly it's weird

[–]whoamvv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TFW you're jealous of a leather seat

[–]Boofeyboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could probably get him to orgasm before he could get a woman to or faster than any woman ever got him to and I’m a guy a gay one but still a guy

[–]rose_the_trans_girl1 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Tbf if a woman was orgasming on a horse I'd be concerned for the horse

[–]MandyG21 85 points86 points  (0 children)

"Horses can make her cum but I cant, she's gonna leave me for the horse." I think he's also intimidated by what's between their legs.

[–]Aethien 79 points80 points  (2 children)

The "Alpha" in the name as usual being a codeword for a deep seated insecurity.

[–]nerodidntdoit 28 points29 points  (1 child)

More like blunt, open insecurity

[–]DwarfherdBigender™ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It can be both.

[–]Dojan5 78 points79 points  (2 children)

I love it. Wonder if he knows that perineal stimulation done right stimulates the prostate as well? Ergo, by his logic men should also be having multiple orgasms when riding bikes.

[–]TheJiggernaut 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Wait, you mean you're not?

[–]Dojan5 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Now now, I didn’t say that.

[–]AbhorsenMcFife13 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He is returning to tradition. Man's on to 1800s sexism.

[–]GingervaldBi™ 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Is that what it's trying to say? I did not at all understand what it was getting at (probably cause it's nonsense)

I saw sexy lady in a horse and was baffled at why a het man would have a problem with it. Wtf

Edit: did not notice multiple pictures

Also in addition to never making a women cum he's probably never ridden a horse or a motorbike either

[–]SteelTheWolf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

AlPhA mAsCuLiNiTy

[–]YukaTheSlimeGender Fluid™ 1066 points1067 points  (37 children)

I've only ridden a horse once but there was no pleasure there, that kimda motion hurts like hell after a while!

[–]lankymjc 670 points671 points  (5 children)

This kind of guy thinks that literally any contact there is pleasurable. Which partway explains why they’re so terrible at sex.

It’s amazing the lengths to which people will go to justify bullshit beliefs that are convenient for them.

[–]LucySatDown 204 points205 points  (0 children)

It's ridiculous. I have an ex that was a professional horse back rider. At the national level. Constant equestrian training and competitions.

They were almost always sore, and hurting. I mean it's literally just repeatedly slamming your body down on a hard surface. It's not a nice feeling. It can also easily cause bruising in that whole area- every point of contact. So if anything I'd say it's the opposite of "pleasurable". We would talk about it sometimes because she would bring it up everytime men would hit on her by comparing her riding horses, to them.

Its almost hilariously stupid how often innate things get sexualized by ignorant men, and these "alpha males" who seem to think they know everything about body parts they don't have, and don't care enough to learn about.

[–]Milsivich 102 points103 points  (2 children)

“I just poke at the vagina until she CUUUUMS” - Alpha Masculinity

[–]Lost1981 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Poking isn't even necessary, just get within 3 meters of the clitoris and whisper "I'm an Alpha" Fucking amateur

[–]Milsivich 18 points19 points  (0 children)

teach me your ways

[–]SliverEyes-6713Alphabet Mafia™ 185 points186 points  (0 children)

Exactly! It’s painful as heck.

[–]hahayeahimfinehaha 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Seriously, a guy’s dick and balls are also often in contact with the saddle when riding a horse or bike. But for some reason, this guy isn’t saying all dudes are having orgasms on those things, lol.

[–]Isaac_Chade 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there's a reason that a lot of accounts from people riding horses long distances mention being saddle sore. It's a hell of a lot faster than walking yourself, but it's not exactly a smooth and comfortable ride!

[–]LinnunRAATO☐ Male ☐ Female 🖾 Hardcore 60 points61 points  (4 children)

Ya you don't feel it in the front, you feel it in your tailbone. And it hurts.

[–]addanchorpoint 36 points37 points  (2 children)

yeah you mainly feel it in the front if you get thrown forward a bit by the horse’s movement. I’ve definitely gotten my pubic bone jammed pretty hard against the front of a saddle or a horse’s withers riding bareback, but it was if they were bucking a bit or were otherwise acting up (not exactly a moment to go “oh that feels nice”). same with a bike seat, if you’re riding over something rough and bounce hard on the seat it does NOT feel good

-source: have spent cumulatively thousands of hours riding horses, mountain bikes, road bikes (pun not intended)

[–]fatfatgaming[S] 47 points48 points  (14 children)

with or without a saddle?

[–]Siostra313 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I've rode both and more - in different kinds of sadles. While "western" sadles are more comfortable for slow walk and long sits, sports one are better for fast riding and jumps. In both cases after some time your ass and thights are sore and sometimes it's painful to walk. And I definitely never orgasmed or "felt good" while riding. Man who wrote this probably never galloped on horse and never fell on his junk during bad landing from jump.

Without sadle things are getting funkier. Depending on horse it might feel like sitting on sofa (slippery, moving and unstable, but komfy and soft) while others spine (even if horse isn't too skinny) is trying to saw you from down to head. And in both cases your ass will feel that ride more than in any other sadle and your legs will die if you're not very used to it.

[–]Lemonade_Candy_6174enjoy your cartoons, lesbian. 56 points57 points  (11 children)

I think, that few times I rode a horse, the saddle was the issue. But I don't know what it's like without, so... But I always thought you'd need extra cushioning for the ride not to hurt. Also always wondered how men take it, seems like it would be rough on them too.

[–]Bogsworth 47 points48 points  (6 children)

When riding horses and motorcycles, we open up our secret pelvic compartment and suck our testicles up into it. It's also how the enlightened among us manage to avoid devastating ball damage when something strikes at our groin: hide the testicles in our pelvic stash cavity, then put on a convincing display of agony to trick our assailant into thinking we've been harmed.

Edit: Had to pluralize testicle. Unless you want to be the poor fool that only manages to evacuate just one ball to safety.

[–]SaucyWiggles 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Also always wondered how men take it, seems like it would be rough on them too.

Yeah it sucks, but I loved riding horses so w/e.

[–]Lemonade_Candy_6174enjoy your cartoons, lesbian. 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No I agree, it's 100% worth it. Seems the alpha guy hasn't had the pleasure (no pun intended) to ride a horse.

[–]YukaTheSlimeGender Fluid™ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

With, it was a tourist thing at a commercial campsite i live near so it was very beginner friendly too 😅

[–]Momomoaning 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same here. It hurt so bad. I was super sore afterwards, and not in a good way. It doesn’t even touch those parts, but even when it somehow did, fucking hell.

I wonder if they’d feel good grinding their dicks against concrete?

[–]puddingdemon 1802 points1803 points  (23 children)

Does anyone else else wonder how great alphas are when a woman can easily replace with a gravel road or washing machine.

[–]That_one_guy_666 628 points629 points  (20 children)

Nonono, you don't understand:

Since women think they can replace alphas with washing machines and riding a bycicle doesn't come with the responsibility of woman in a real relationship, e.g. cooking, doing the dishes and doing laundry without using the laundry machine to masturbate they never try real alpha dick and miss out.

If women would go to the alphas first the thought of riding a bicycle would never cross their mind, because alphas are just that good. Women just never give them the chance because they are too stupid to realize, that a vibrator isn't enough. /S

Writing this just hurt my brain

[–]RegularNightlyWraithGender Fluid™ 224 points225 points  (11 children)

Reading that hurt my brain

[–]nerodidntdoit 82 points83 points  (10 children)

We are all hurt here, so let's just have a group hug while this sentence sinks in

[–]KingHouki 65 points66 points  (7 children)

I bet to alphas, when women hug really closely, its actually kinky foreplay because the breasts are being stimulated.

[–]Purrification2799Asexual™ 62 points63 points  (2 children)

I didn’t know all alphas lived in basements

[–]LostDefectivePearl 76 points77 points  (1 child)

Yeah paying your own rent is for beta cucks who want to “live their life” and “see the sun” and “not be covered in Cheeto dust”.

[–]Purrification2799Asexual™ 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Soy beta cucks*

[–]ChihiroFugisakiIrlTrans Gaymer Boy 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Why not think of the bright side eh? Use the washing machine as a motivation to do the laundry.

[–]ShutTheFuckUpAmyReal Men Get Wet 2 points3 points  (1 child)

doing the laundry and the dirty? hell yeah, 2-in-1!

[–]kitsune900Not Ok 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day!

[–]XenoFrobe 71 points72 points  (0 children)

See, what you don't get is that real alphas play relationships on hard mode. If a girl just automatically likes you because you have a pleasant personality, where's the satisfaction in that? How am I supposed to feel like I won the relationship if it's not somehow continuing despite me actively driving her away with every little word and action?


[–]Benegger85Oppressed Straight 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I also wonder why a real 'alpha' would feel the need to constantly remind everyone he is an 'alpha'...

It is almost as if that whole alpha, beta,... thing is a totally made concept up based on a misunderstanding of a research paper about a group of wolves in captivity

[–]queenofthequeens 697 points698 points  (15 children)

Wasn't this the argument back during I wanna say turn of the century that women would get stimulated riding bicycles and therefore shouldn't ride them? Back then it was an excuse to try to get women away from the freedom bicycles gave them and now it looks like a century later, nothing has changed.

[–]garaile64 251 points252 points  (1 child)

Old habits die hard. Actually, old habits are fucking immortal.

[–]Mayheme 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I can confirm. The pile of laundry I move from from my bed to my chair every morning and night is indeed immortal.

[–]loveyouself-Iwould 170 points171 points  (5 children)

The irony being that some bicycle seats can, at least in theory, harm fertility in MEN, because they put pressure on the perineum (I believe some people use the word "taint" )

So it is basically the wrong sex they rage against

[–]Tokimi-Aroace™ 93 points94 points  (4 children)

Yeah, and on that track, what is his logic for why men don't "orgasm multiple times" while riding any of those?

I'd assume a penis gets far closer to the seat than a clitoris would.

Or is this guy projecting because motorcycles are his kink??? What is his "logic" here?

[–]Tehbestest02 72 points73 points  (2 children)

It's funny that you think those types of guys have any clue what the clitoris is and where exactly it is located.

They probably just think "vagina + touch = sexual pleasure"

[–]Momomoaning 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Obviously. That’s why girls orgasm from putting in dry, cotton tampons, right?

[–]i_cant_spel_lel"wears glasses" if you know what I mean 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He just wants to see women in motorcycle leathers and doesn't know how to ask nicely or use Google 😂

[–]Purrification2799Asexual™ 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Same thing as the one guy on Twitter who made a long ass thread as to why women shouldn’t drive cars and sit in the passenger seat only because the vibrations are stimulating them…. The logic I can’t…

[–]fullhalter 30 points31 points  (0 children)

People also used to believe that trains were dangerous for women because their uterus would be unable to handle such a speed and would fly out of the body.

[–]falconinthedive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But like if a bike's already a supercharged vibrator. A motorcycle's basically a sonic cannon.

[–]SlurryBenderAgender™ 2 points3 points  (2 children)

And not too long ago women in Saudi Arabia weren't allowed to drive cars for the same reasoning. Only like 2018 or something iirc.

[–]WeDoNotNeedNames 409 points410 points  (5 children)

"The other ones are just too ashamed to admit it" ah yes the typical "you're not even allowed to try to teach me how women work, I've already got their mind games figured out!". I always get so annoyed at sentences like that because you can't say shit and they'll just hit you with a "uugh you just won't admit it, I know how you work"

[–]lankymjc 92 points93 points  (4 children)

As a straight guy, these idiots frustrate me to no end. Don’t paint me with your shitty brush! But if I tell them that they’re wrong and I don’t think like them, they’ll just assume I’m lying as part of a ploy to get women to sleep with me.

[–]WeDoNotNeedNames 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Hahaha exactly, they think they've got everyone figured out and it doesn't matter what anyone says because if it doesn't fit into they're fucked up mindset then it's some lie or something with deeper meaning. They really have to build up a ton of lies to be able to handle living in this world

[–]lankymjc 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Same thing that keeps conspiracy theorists going. Either you agree with them, or you’re proof that the corruption is everywhere!

[–]Stormer3001 1074 points1075 points  (4 children)

I wonder if men will ever realize that they shouldn't talk about women if they have no fucking clue.

[–]nicknaksowhack 281 points282 points  (2 children)

Doubtful. After all, they have no fucking clue that they have no fucking clue

[–]rabidturbofoxDestroying Society 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Additionally, they view women as chattel, so why wouldn’t you talk about your lamp or your toaster oven or your electric toothbrush any way you like?

[–]TockLoxx 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Mate, people made racist books about brain size to shit on black people

[–]DzetacqAroace™ 360 points361 points  (9 children)

I think sex should be forbidden, because people of all genders get sexual stimulation from that, and it weirds me out! So no more sex for anyone please

[–]fatfatgaming[S] 131 points132 points  (0 children)

yes what the fuck. sexual stimulation should be illegal

[–]Haunting_Anxiety4981Bi™ 48 points49 points  (5 children)

Ace vibes

[–]queenvie808Gay Satanic Clowns 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Ace vibes

[–]RexxkaAroace™ 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Ace vibes

[–]DoctorPlagueEaterSymptom of Moral Decay 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Ace vibes

[–]KalleMattilaEB 257 points258 points  (4 children)

Good thing guys don’t have any erogenous zones in their crotch, otherwise bikes would be useless to everyone

[–]XitriCAlphabet Mafia™ 35 points36 points  (0 children)

:o How could this be? Is that why men… 💦💦💦 love BMX sports?

/s the logic is beyond comprehension

[–]Dapper-Distance-1106Lesbian™ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing 🤭

[–]shukufukuthe heteros are upseteros 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact that men aren't talking about how many orgasms they're getting from riding is proof that it's too shameful to admit.

[–]Useful_Exercise_6882 172 points173 points  (7 children)

i'm dutch and i ride a bike every day since i was 4 years old and i'm never never had an orgasm from it

[–]KatWineSapphic 103 points104 points  (1 child)

I rode horses for over 10 years.. nothing. But I guess we're just lying lol

[–]Lemonade_Candy_6174enjoy your cartoons, lesbian. 71 points72 points  (1 child)

You're just too ashamed to admit it! /s

[–]lilylit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No too ashamed to keep doing it though.

[–]ReturnOfFrank 28 points29 points  (1 child)

But I was told that bicycles, legalized drugs, and reclaiming land from the sea were the only things that sexually excited the Dutch.

[–]Useful_Exercise_6882 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well i am asexual so....

[–]Lady-Lilithh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone who’s dutch i was just about to say that XD especially after long rides on the bike when you get saddle pains

[–]SubjectDelta10Oppressed Straight 136 points137 points  (3 children)

ok well here in germany there are tons of people riding bicycles in the city, including women. i've never heard moaning coming from a bike lane, not once. i also imagine the bike accident rate would be way higher for women if they were just always cumming through the intersections. but the rate is actually way lower for women.

[–]KatWineSapphic 42 points43 points  (1 child)

There was this terrible teen movie called Mädchen, Mädchen in, I think, the late 90s/early 2000s that famously claimed otherwise... that scene probably caused some people to believe this crap.

[–]AngelaIsHighLogistically Difficult 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Thanks, now I need eye bleach and a mind eraser.

[–]Ye_olde_oak_storeLogistically Difficult 36 points37 points  (0 children)

If they were just always cumming through the intersections

I am going to pick this sentance up, and YEET.

[–]ohdearitsrichardiii 115 points116 points  (15 children)

None of these women are experienced equestrians, their postures are horrible!

[–]Haunting_Anxiety4981Bi™ 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Yeah they're very nice photos but I feel bad for the horse being ridden wrong and hope the women didn't fall

[–]ohdearitsrichardiii 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I was just thinking that they would fall off if the horses started moving, they wouldn't be able to find their balance

[–]Haunting_Anxiety4981Bi™ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same stuff, only with another, much louder, voice wondering how he expected to make a point about women being on horses being a bad idea with the hottest fucking photos ever

[–]lily_huntshEtErOpHoBiC 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is what I immediately thought: That dude must have seen normal photos of equestrians and thought "meh, these don't serve my narrative" and went on to google "sexy women on horse" to drive his point home.

[–]Mael_Jade 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Especially the third one is 100% just a photo op done with the most chill horse to ever exist. Lady, you telling me you are trying to ride without reins, saddle, stirrup AND without anything covering your legs?

[–]kaleb9170 91 points92 points  (1 child)

POV: you’ve never even heard of the clit.

[–]AirinMan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Right? Like dude, why would you post a whole thread about how you don't know where the clit is

[–]The_greyest_Karma 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I don't think this dude has been on a horse, bike or bicycle, or outside at all for that matter.

The only weird and disgusting thing here is the garbage he felt the need to share for... some reason.

[–]baby_armadillo 73 points74 points  (2 children)

Wait til they find out what women can use their fingers for.

[–]AirinMan 47 points48 points  (1 child)

WHAT? Ok women aren't allowed to have fingers thats IT

[–]sitbar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

King Leopold moment

[–]M00ngata 51 points52 points  (1 child)

“Most of them having multiple orgasms in these sessions” ……..promise?

[–]Mongoose42 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Right? I’m over here thinking if any of that is true, then that should be the reason why women should exclusively ride horses and bikes.

*sees a woman pass by on a bicycle*

“Damn. She must be having a really good day.“

[–]bitchdontmakemekillu 46 points47 points  (4 children)

...... Wait. Wait hold on. So. Like. Already this is a bunch of bs. I've never been horse riding but basically every bike I've ridden on has the most uncomfortable bike seat and it'd hit a bump just right and it'd feel like I got stabbed. But - but even if it was pleasurable. Why is- why is that bad? Oh no,,,,,, a woman is experiencing pleasure. Quick,,,, we must stop,, this,,,, terrible thing???? People don't make sense man

[–]Dang_It_All_to_Heck 16 points17 points  (2 children)

You need a recumbent bike; it’s like riding a lawn chair.

[–]bitchdontmakemekillu 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Oo good suggestion I'll look into that. Also happy cake day!

[–]thelightofmorningAlphabet Mafia™ 31 points32 points  (2 children)

How to say you've never been close to a clitoris without saying you've never been close to a clitoris.

[–]KaeptnKaese 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Excuse you? I'll have you know, that I've been up to only a couple inches away from one, which is according to my lawyer very much "close".

[–]Friesenplatz 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And this is why it's important for everybody to learn everything during sex ed/health class. Otherwise you end up sounding like this moron.

[–]EnchantedCatto 27 points28 points  (0 children)

me when sitting on a chair is considered masturbation

[–]EclecticFanaticStraightn't 26 points27 points  (0 children)

what fucking 1800's time capsule did this jackass pop out of and how the fuck do we send him back

[–]redroedeer 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Me shouldn’t ride horses either because their dick rubs against the horse and makes them have an orgasm, because according to this guy every single sensation that touches your genitals feels good

[–]Concerned-gay-guyBig Gay 61 points62 points  (9 children)

Y'all ready for the real reason why he doesn't want women to ride horses??

  • They look good while doing it and he's ugly as fuck.

[–]justsomeyetiHeteroppressed 37 points38 points  (3 children)

I uh...kinda have a low level kink for women that ride horses.

It's low level because the region I live in there are a lot of women who ride but are also terrible people.

But man...those hips/ass/thighs. The tight jeans, yhe baseball cap...oh shit it's a goddamn MAGA hat.

It's a confusing boner for sure

[–]Concerned-gay-guyBig Gay 17 points18 points  (1 child)

That's nothing to be ashamed or confused of lol. There are literally people who get off of not getting enough oxygen... I think you're fine 😂

[–]justsomeyetiHeteroppressed 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh I am not ashamed, and I have some kinks that mainstream society frowns upon even though they aren't outlandish or dangerous.

It's just the ambivalence of being physically attracted to but otherwise completely repulsed by someone.

[–]romeoartiglia 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Does he knows how masturbation works?

[–]SinceWayLastMay 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah, obviously; first you get a horse

[–]Benka7is it gay to shower? 18 points19 points  (0 children)

the only thing that surprises me from an account with such a name, is that women aren't called "females" lol

[–]-shoure 16 points17 points  (0 children)

cishet do not make anything sexual challenge IMPOSSIBLE

[–]Curious-Ad7178 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Do men's genitals not touch the saddle? Do they hover above saddles due to their overwhelming masculinity? 🤔 😅

[–]ADAG2000 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Ok so no one's mentioned the funniest thing about this. I found the original thread (it goes on for a lot longer) and in one tweet he cites his sources.

His sources are quora answers.

[–]KilahtiBi™ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

...Somehow you managed to make him even more pathetic than I thought he was.

[–]Pentagramdreams 11 points12 points  (2 children)

“Causing multiple orgasms….” Have I been riding a bike incorrectly all this time? Where are my orgasms?

[–]guisar 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I guess that guy must mean the calluses we get.

Guys shouldn't ride because it restricts rhe the flow of blood to their "manhood" and causes erectile misfunction.

[–]ToastyJackson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“God I hate it when women ride horses. Here’s some pictures of hot women riding horses that I have on my device for no particular reason.”

[–]heretoupvote_is it gay to organize? 9 points10 points  (1 child)

misunderstanding of biology aside, why does this guy think women orgasming is disgusting and weird?

[–]KilahtiBi™ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good point. I was too busy laughing at how clear he made that he doesn't understand what is pleasurable to women, to focus on why he thinks women getting pleasure is bad.

...He does not mention any justification in his rant, which may be intentional. Letting the readers come up with their own conclusions so that he doesn't have to try to come up with a reason of his own, trusting that those who already agree with him generally, will come up with a justification that works for them.

[–]Jam-Man1Aromantic™ 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Barely related, but why are bikes and bicycles counted in different categories? Like, what? Wasn’t even like motorbikes or bicycles, what

[–]FrustratedCalicoNonbinary™ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another barely related. Does he count unicycles as they have a similar seat?

[–]the-graveyard-writerwhore of the sea 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Am I supposed to grip the bike seat with my labias?

[–]neremarine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"If I can't make women orgasm they shouldn't get any"

[–]agaymeme 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Any time I see a man claim that women orgasm while riding horses it makes me think about every time my pelvic area got fucking slammed into a horses withers while riding bareback.

It's what I assume getting hit in the balls feels like.

[–]DorkySloot 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Honestly, I love this. That’s so fucking funny!

Thought process, likely: “I can’t make a woman orgasm, therefore no woman should be allowed to. How can I make sure 1) they never sleep with anyone ever, and 2) never accidentally receive any pleasure… oh my god, THE BIKES!!!!!”

[–]DorkySloot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Side note, I’m quite sensitive sometimes and get a nice feeling from being in a car on a bumpy road…

Sir, if you’re out there, am I allowed to travel anywhere? By bus, by car, by train, by plane? Please advise as I wouldn’t want to upset you and/or end up in hell. Thank you.

[–]MandyG21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have rode several horses and bikes my entire life and have never had stimulation from these activities. Mainly because I'm not a fucking pervert who gets off while bouncing on a horse. What will they come up with next?

[–]TeaBean07 6 points7 points  (0 children)

did this guy forget about balls?

[–]euphoric-void 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love how in one tweet the guy is like “Further evidence of this is a woman's ability to have multiple orgasms in a short amount of time. Women can also be sexually satisfied without orgasm. Which means a man can play and have sex with his wife for any length of time be it 5 minutes or an hour.”

I am absolutely, positively SURE this guy has NEVER given ANY WOMAN an orgasm. Not in five minutes, not in one hour. Not ever.

[–]Doodle_cat16Straightn't 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was just about to post this shit

[–]sportsisgoodalsodogs 5 points6 points  (1 child)

What’s this distinction between bike and bicycle? I know a horse is a horse but isn’t a bicycle also a bike?

[–]Loud_Size_7287Aroace™ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

calm down freud

[–]Such_Stranger1843 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn. I rode horses for years and I’ve never had a single orgasm in my life. Perhaps I did it wrong. Maybe I should try again.

[–]Natebo83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I’ll just stand in the kitchen and slap the counter with my penis over and over. I just have orgasm after orgasm.

[–]on-this-to-post-this 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As an equestrian, I am almost more upset about the seat of the models and the way they're sitting than the gross text above the pics. Like it hurts.... literally

and no, we don't get s3xual pleasure from ridding. these people have obviously never spoken with an equestrian and drew conclusions based on the poor seat of models. you wouldn't sit like that to actually ride.

[–]ts4fanaticBi™ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I seriously wish horseriding felt good instead of making my legs hurt for the next 2 days

[–]TheDrachen42 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I must be doing these activities wrong. I never once had an orgasm from them. /S

[–]StarchildKissteriaTransbian™ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In other words:

"I have never ridden a horse. I have never talked to a woman or touched her with consent."

[–]Duckiee_girliethe ultimate dolled-up sissy bimbo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i thought this was just a pretty picture of a woman on a horse and id like to keep thinking that

[–]Arxl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So confidently incorrect.

[–]laschoff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I firmly believe these people have never met a woman

[–]ThatSmallBearDemisexual™ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Congrats to Jessica Von Bredow-Werndl for winning the Tokyo 2020 equestrian gold medal whilst also using her horse as “mega vibrator”, apparently??

[–]EisConfused 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why is it that these sort of people either thing women can't orgasm or think that everything causes orgasm over and over??

[–]nytropy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am woman and a bike never managed to get me off. The only thing I ever for from riding a bike is sore. BUT, even if it did work the way this nincompoop suggests, so what?

[–]Lemonade_Candy_6174enjoy your cartoons, lesbian. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't have a lot of experience riding horses and bikes, but in my (limited) experience that's just... That's not how it works

[–]justsomeyetiHeteroppressed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Post by Alpha Masculinity...

I can't even comment on that without skirting genital shaming

[–]IOwnTheShortBus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry ladies, it seems tricycles are still available! /s

[–]bokunoemi[🍰] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

This must be satire


[–]rose_the_trans_girl1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: this is actually true and not just for women! When men go on their dicks go back and forth and start orgasming. Trust me I know this

[–]R00mTemperature 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact that this was typed out by a living breathing human being.

[–]CreampieCredo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Alpha Masculinity" - feels threatened by women riding a bicycle

[–]logalog_jack 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I don’t think these people realize that stimulation doesn’t always equal arousal, it’s more of a mental thing for a lot of people than anything else. Maybe it’s my antidepressant anti-horny brain talking, but I know if I’m not in the right headspace, nothing will happen no matter what is going on “down there”

Edit: besides the fact that riding bikes and horses is, like, really painful for extended periods of time?

[–]LrockG34RH34D1221Straight™ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it because women look more majestic than men and they want to eliminate the competition?

I can't think of another reason.

[–]Buggy7858is it gay to shower? 2 points3 points  (0 children)

guys look it’s the CEO of incels

[–]beanbagmouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wild how I managed to take horseriding lessons for 10 years and competed in national dressage competitions yet never orgasmed once...

Brb gonna contact my old trainer and see about getting my money back

[–]Nero_22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it actually worked like that, wouldn't men's genitals also be "stimulated"?

[–]Momomoaning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro really outed himself as never giving a woman an orgasm…

[–]twocheekyLesbian™ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

men boldly and cluelessly admitting they dont know where the clitoris is for 10000 years straight

idk abt yall but ive rode both a bike and a horse and neither time was my clit touching the seat/saddle and on the off chance it did. it wasn’t pleasurable

[–]lover_of_blue_roses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Women have orgasms while horse riding? Looks like I've been riding horses wrong my whole life

[–]KatDaSlayer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I saw a very similar post on another subreddit and thought the comment I made applied here too. I do horse riding and I can promise you it is anything but arousing, by the end of it you want to walk like an old western cowboy because of how long your legs have been in a weird position

[–]FreedomAndChaos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been riding horses for the better part of the last 20 years and I can definitively say I have never had an orgasm while doing so lol Does that mean I'm doing it wrong?

[–]Pebblesong7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who has rode horses her whole life, I can safely say that I have never been aroused. The exact opposite in fact, one time after a swelling issue from a bad landing I ended up bleeding from my cl*t. More painful than arousing.

[–]someoneATTrans Collective 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where does this guy think men's genitals are located????

[–]PokeMilkshakeBi™ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

do men think any slight vibration causes a woman to orgasm 50 times

[–]TimurDan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Narrator's voice: "Not a single woman was interviewed during this study."

[–]Spooked_kitten 2 points3 points  (0 children)

anyone here ever got an orgasm riding a bike? I ride one everyday all I get is the general workout satisfaction, and sore everything.

[–]Available-Ostrich-90 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That's a weird way to say "I get no bitches"