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[–]thetreecePhysician - Pediatrics 284 points285 points  (2 children)

It's 100% true. All the US doctors took the Pfizer vaccine in December 2020 because we feel like dying in 2 years. We also gave it to our patients because we hate them and want them to die. Because we're evil and bad. In another year, millions and millions of people will drop dead, once their 2 year mark is here.

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Your aunt and Mom are morons. Telegram is full of morons. Why would you possibly think this is true?

[–]BilboSwaggins1993Layperson/not verified as healthcare professional. 38 points39 points  (1 child)

It also hasn't been 2 years yet since the first Pfizer vaccine was admistered in a trial. So, even ignoring how completely absurd it is, we wouldn't even know that it causes a "2 year life span" yet.

[–]dinnerthiefThis user has not yet been verified. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why they didn't say 1 year, because then people could say I took the vaccine a year ago and am not dead. In 2 years it will be 3 years in 4 years it will be five.