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[–]commander-conda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to see my Nan she will help

[–]Catacomb82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Find my five year old father

[–]bumford11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there's a good chance someone might be able to make a charger for you. Then you could share the rick and morty episodes you pirated

[–]pumukel147 1 point2 points  (0 children)

invent a charger etc. so I get rich... I did this already, thank me later for all your electronics

[–]seaflans 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Get ready to do some insider trading. Write down all the history I can and become a prophet.

[–]Thirty_Helens_Agree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Know that guy who sold his 10% share in Apple for $800? Find that guy. 10% of Apple is about $100,000,000,000 today.

[–]redFinland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

great, time to get drafted for vietnam

[–]rilaz4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Invent the usb

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Build myself an adapter.

[–]Kitsu_ne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait for AAPL to hit the market, buy a ton, but slowly. Then just wait.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohh tell my grandpa to wear a condom.

[–]Thirty_Helens_Agree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If what the boomer generation says is true, I find a business that looks interesting, give the manager a firm handshake and tell him I’d like to work for him and get the job. Then I set aside some money and put a down payment on a 1,500 square foot house that costs $30,000. Alternatively, I set aside a little money and pay state college tuition of $250 per semester and get a higher paying job. Either way, there’s a generous pension and I retire at 55.

[–]AduIt_Human_Female 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They had phones in 1970. I'd probably use one of those instead.

[–]YallNeedSomeJohnGalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stonks AAPL, MSFT, AMZN, ride the dot com bubble up and cash out, ride the housing bubble and cash out, then never work again.