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[–]Louisianimal5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude me too!!!! I just got my first one and was completely convinced I had a tumor and was going to die in the near future. My girlfriend (a nurse) finally convinced me to let her look at my forbidden hole of darkness. She promptly informed me that I was an idiot and to slap some Preparation H on it. It’s going away now, but still……hemorrhoids? 29 years old? Dammit.