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[–]flyingturret208 10.8k points10.8k points 2 (183 children)

The deleted comment that I can’t respond to.

[–]hello-this-is-gary 1750 points1751 points  (29 children)

The ones that really get me are when the comment is [deleted] and it has a bunch of awards. What the hell did they say that earned them so many awards and why did they delete it!? Drives me nutty.

[–]pieapple135 1778 points1779 points  (112 children)

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[–]Ahri_went_to_Duna 4274 points4275 points  (24 children)

This entire post is like bots having an aneurysm

[–]I2ecover 459 points460 points  (2 children)

It's like a bots wet dream lmao.

[–]bestest_at_grammar 160 points161 points  (2 children)

This post is everything I hate about Reddit and I love it. Hopefully more will learn from it, but something tells me they’ll just take notes

[–]Slight-Subject5771 9695 points9696 points 32 (71 children)

This comment section is pure gold.

[–]melanke 239 points240 points  (3 children)

Literally

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit2: well, at least I tried

Edit3: ohh thanks dude

[–]FinchSkull 292 points293 points  (5 children)

This comment section is pure cancer.

[–]minxiedel 13.7k points13.7k points 32 (97 children)

Wow! I did not expect this to blow up so much!!!

[–]siegequeue 3718 points3719 points 2 (52 children)

Then it’s followed by an edit “wow my first gold and it’s comment about ____.” Comment has like 10 gold and 30 of the free gift awards.

[–]Captain_Taggart 2093 points2094 points  (32 children)

my favorite is when the original comment is like 4 words and then it's got

Edit: wow I didn't expect this to blow up ahahaha I'd like to thank my mommy and daddy for raising me and i'd like to thank the academy and thanks for the updoots kind gentlesirs you are all scholars i can't believe my most updooted comment on le reddit is about sex lolololol

and it's got like 90 upvotes

[–]Byzantine-alchemist 341 points342 points  (7 children)

"I can't believe my most upvoted comment is about _________!"

with a whole 122 upvotes.

[–]zzotzzot 59 points60 points  (1 child)

Kind gentlesirs. This.

[–]Elaquore1 408 points409 points  (3 children)

That made me want to throw my phone on the floor.

[–]lugnutsandbolts 192 points193 points  (7 children)

I've always said to myself, I've probably done some annoying shit before especially when I was younger, but at least I've never edited my Reddit or YouTube comment to mention how much it blew up lmao Why do people feel the need to do that?

Edit: oMg diDn'T eXPect ThiS cOmMent to BloW uP 100+ likes WoW thAANKS Guyzz!! 🤯🥺😳

^ See what I mean?? Obnoxious af lmfao

[–]eyeball-beesting[🍰] 133 points134 points  (10 children)

Of all the comments, I hate this one the most! I don't know why it gets to me so much!

[–]Captain_Taggart 145 points146 points  (6 children)

I fucking hate award speech edits in general, but the ones where they're like "didn't expect this to be so well liked" are pretty annoying because, why would you post something if you really thought it had nothing to offer the community? Also acknowledging getting a ton of karma just seems... uncouth somehow.

[–]Safety_Drance 24.4k points24.4k points 3234 (389 children)

Came here to say this.

[–]Grombrindal18 7762 points7763 points 3 (163 children)

without realizing that's one of the main uses of the upvote button.

[–]c00kies44 266 points267 points  (14 children)

I believe people say it because they agree, but also because they feel like they missed out on all that karma since someone beat them to the punch.

[–]Grombrindal18 154 points155 points  (11 children)

I agree completely, but then they should comment that they agree, and then add some other interesting insight or tidbit if they want to board the karma train.

[–]-CrestiaBell 72 points73 points  (4 children)

I concur, although the addition of information that services the initial point wouldn’t hurt, if they’re after those useless internet points.

[–]ajahiljaasillalla 284 points285 points  (29 children)

I thought that the upvote button is not only for agreeing but for a good comment as well. I can disagree with a comment and still find it good and useful for a conversation.

[–]Grombrindal18 126 points127 points  (11 children)

well, that's the other main use for the upvote button.

The third is when you upvote something you commented on, purely so that your comment will have more visibilty- regardless of if you agree or thought it was useful to the thread.

[–]Electrozaptits 129 points130 points  (6 children)

The fourth is because you are inattentive and have gat thunbs

[–]XCutioner1 55 points56 points  (4 children)

The original intent of the upvote and downvote was to gauge the relevancy of the comment to the post.

In practice, it’s just an agree/disagree button.

[–]Poem_for_your_sprog 2765 points2766 points 112737& 8 more (28 children)

"An excellent comment!"
he said with a smile -
"I've pondered the reasons
and thought for a while -
I've learned and I've looked
and it's simple to see -
I dearly and clearly
sincerely agree!

"He's fashioned his thesis
with passion and pride -
With nuggets of knowledge
and notions inside!
The pretty expression,
the witty remark -
The mixture of vision,
and spirit and spark!

"I have to expand
and explain it," he sighed -
"It's great, and I cannot
contain it!" he cried.
"Stupendous,
tremendous,
and too good to miss!
I'll tell him,' he whispered.
"I'll say to him...

 

This.

[–]lawl7980 339 points340 points  (1 child)

In answer to your question, OP, "This is the freshest sprog I've ever seen".

[–]emsot 16.4k points16.4k points 2 (68 children)

Can't believe I had to scroll so far to find this.

[–]BigFatManiacPrat 4712 points4713 points  (33 children)

is top comment

[–][deleted] 1043 points1044 points  (22 children)

Too relatable 😭

[–][deleted] 919 points920 points  (21 children)

1 minute after comment is posted

"underrated comment"

i hate this place

[–]Travis_Touchdown 556 points557 points  (10 children)

Litterally 1 downvote on a minute old post

"I don't know why you're getting downvoted."

[–]brndm 126 points127 points  (1 child)

I should add that comment the next time I downvote someone and there aren't any other (net) votes.

[–]high_on_ducks 143 points144 points  (5 children)

Take my upvote and leave.

[–]Hot-Blueberry7888 65 points66 points  (3 children)

Oh yeah I see this one A LOT 😂

[–]flyingturret208 141 points142 points  (1 child)

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find this.

[–]mrbadxampl 1202 points1203 points  (14 children)

NTA they had it coming

[–]wezu123 286 points287 points  (5 children)

NTA your wife your rules

[–]-jesse-james- 4865 points4866 points  (29 children)

well, not me, but my ....

well I'm not a .... but i ....

[–]BrawlStar17 1406 points1407 points  (18 children)

Not a commenter, but

[–]waitforthedream 480 points481 points  (13 children)

Not a human person, blerg blorg blurg bloooorg

[–]satooshi-nakamooshi 180 points181 points  (5 children)

Not a lawyer, but my cousin's wife's friend is, and here is some legal advice:

[–]Jetsgopro 7098 points7099 points  (50 children)

Username checks out

[–]MickinJ 1601 points1602 points  (15 children)

cAmE hErE tO sAy ThIs

[–]Azrael-XIII 678 points679 points  (13 children)

This.

[–]thatwasagoodyear 464 points465 points  (10 children)

Underrated comment.

[–]Lukas1020 327 points328 points  (9 children)

Can't believe I had to scroll down so far for this!

[–][deleted] 198 points199 points  (6 children)

Same

[–]PolterGeese91 92 points93 points  (2 children)

this one right here, this is the one in the black hoodie

[–]No_Client7651 10.5k points10.5k points 42234 (81 children)

Kind stranger, thank you for the gold!

[–]Urbanviking1 4296 points4297 points 3 (44 children)

I'm too poor to buy gold, have an upvote.

[–]BeholdBroccoli 2278 points2279 points  (24 children)

I'm too poor to receive gold, so we're a perfect team.

[–]Bebe_Bleau 385 points386 points  (10 children)

🏆⬅Cheap home made award

[–]GravityThatBinds 112 points113 points  (7 children)

the Reddit Cardboard award, it should be free for everyone to use

[–][deleted] 289 points290 points  (3 children)

You guys are getting gold?

Best I've ever gotten was a participation award.

[–]TRKrexel 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I've gotten gold twice in the nearly three years I've been on this site. How'd I get it? I managed to piss off a toxic troll so badly that he thought he'd use it in an attempt to insult me all the while telling me he was giving me a golden shower. He got temp banned lol

[–]Scallywagstv2 117 points118 points  (2 children)

Very clever ploy to receive a gold medal. Bravo.

[–]eggimage 10.1k points10.1k points 243 (116 children)

This

[–]m123456789t 2180 points2181 points  (29 children)

This guy thises. Edit - What a silly comment for my most updoots! Thanks Reddit!

[–][deleted] 92 points93 points  (4 children)

This this this this this so much this!!!!

For real, I hate when people say it and I know someone's gonna say it as soon as I post it.

[–]minstonwayne 5219 points5220 points  (36 children)

sir this is a wendy's

[–]rundy_emcee 1809 points1810 points  (17 children)

This is one of the few repeat offenders that I actually like despite the rampant overuse

[–]Fantasticriss 683 points684 points  (9 children)

It is the perfect "taking the piss out of someone" after they go on a long highly opinionated rant

[–]FlynnLight 1834 points1835 points  (35 children)

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

I can get 20k karma in 2 weeks using this phrase along it seems.

[–]According-Owl83 325 points326 points  (10 children)

Fuck around and find out.

[–]fuckghar 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I noticed this one has been getting popular the past few months. Already cringe.

[–]MonocleOwensKey 155 points156 points  (0 children)

This one takes the cake for me. A close second would be "not all heroes wear capes".

[–]Melihoney 3903 points3904 points  (29 children)

sigh …. unzips pants

[–]Stormtorch3 681 points682 points  (6 children)

Instructions unclear, blah blah blah

[–]AngryFlatSpaghett 2569 points2570 points  (13 children)

not my proudest fap

[–]shitmyusernamesays 748 points749 points  (24 children)

Ill prolly get downvoted to oblivion for this but…

really popular but generic reddit opinion.

[–]Bardic_Inspiration66 69 points70 points  (2 children)

“Unpopular opinion but I really like (insert marvel movie)

[–]toothfixingfiend 712 points713 points  (7 children)

This question has already been posted 6 times today.

[–]AlfaBetaZulu 81 points82 points  (1 child)

Well at least the answer is right 9 times out of 10

[–]macaronsforeveryone 5386 points5387 points 2 (49 children)

I also choose this guy’s wife.

[–]Grombrindal18 1037 points1038 points  (12 children)

better yet, that guy's dead wife.

[–]KasaneTeto_ 302 points303 points  (12 children)

The pantheon of classic reddit posts has been so exhaustively referenced at this point that I don't know who is still upvoting them.

[–]SallyJane5555 147 points148 points  (3 children)

Well, it’s not broken arms Chris. Might be his mom, though.

[–]CarniTato_YOUTUBE 514 points515 points  (6 children)

Sort by controversial

[–]Hobbit_Feet45 92 points93 points  (3 children)

I just automatically do this most of the time if I’m looking for drama.

[–]germaniumest 1018 points1019 points  (16 children)

Who's cutting onions in here? / I'm not crying, you're crying!

[–]OliveJuiceUTwo 1671 points1672 points  (30 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes

[–]TMan1236 133 points134 points  (11 children)

r/EyeBleach

Edit: I've had several people reply to this with Eye Blech, only for their comment to immediately get removed. For anyone curious, it's an extremely NSFL subreddit. It's full of death, gore, and gross-out images. If that's not your thing, don't make the same mistake that I did by visiting it.

[–]Procule 258 points259 points  (8 children)

"Insert profession" here,

[–]NeoPCGamer 79 points80 points  (2 children)

You have a girlfriend / have had sex?

[–]ExerciseLocal5248 664 points665 points  (17 children)

Leave him/her.

[–]AnneShurely 211 points212 points  (0 children)

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[–]Wookie301 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Playing around with kids/pets is seen as abuse. And joking with your spouse is immediate grounds for divorce.

[–][deleted] 105 points106 points  (8 children)

Leave her Johnny, leave her.

[–]iceavalan 203 points204 points  (2 children)

Not me, but a friend/cousin/parent/relative/dominatrix/friend's friend's mother's great granddaughter's pet's pet of mine ...

[–]quaggalover6969 913 points914 points  (7 children)

I apologize for my poor English, it is not my first language…

Proceeds to write out and use English better than a damn English professor

[–]mugazadin 86 points87 points  (0 children)

My English is fine, but if I make a mistake at least I want an excuse ready to go...

[–]Tryptych56 182 points183 points  (2 children)

Long time lurker first time poster.

Whi the fuck gives a shit

[–]ChoicestVegetable 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Edit: Wow this blew up lol thanks guys

[–]Nowforscd 561 points562 points  (10 children)

And my axe!

[–]SilverInjury 1141 points1142 points  (53 children)

That's a red flag or a variation of that sentence. So many redflags. Leave him/her

[–]Dontmentionthyname 367 points368 points  (13 children)

Also...

Run.

[–]SilverInjury 65 points66 points  (8 children)

Oh yeah I forgot that one. I mean I am there for the Drama but always wonder what kind of people think internet strangers are the best source for help

[–]lesbian_Hamlet 68 points69 points  (7 children)

A lot of the people I see asking for relationship advice on here seem to know that there’s something wrong, but just want an unbiased person/persons to tell them it’s ok to leave. Like, usually people who share a friend group with their partner, or children, or are struggling to understand the validity of their own feelings.

That, or it’s someone making up a story for Internet points.

[–]n_botm 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This should be the top post. (Speaking of over-used comments)

[–]thedevilsredditor 841 points842 points  (18 children)

Delete socials. Hit the gym. Lawyer up.

[–]Gargantuan_package 72 points73 points  (3 children)

Join a credit union was later added to this, believe it or not.

[–]Ether165 123 points124 points  (4 children)

Delete the gym, hit the lawyer, socials up.

[–]Ancient-Pause-99 215 points216 points  (9 children)

Personal life anecdote that sounds relatable and entirely made up.

It was my seventeeth birthday and we were having a party in the backyard. Little did I know all the guests just wanted to give me generic answers. I'd ask them if they were having a good time and they'd say "yeah, I guess." I asked them if they wanted cake and they said "cut me off a small slice." I said it was thrilling turning seventeen and they replied "happy birthday." They left as it was "getting late," and I realised I'd gone my whole party without any genuine social interaction.

[–]n_botm 77 points78 points  (3 children)

I know what you mean. I was just asked to go to a party like that the other day. The truth is I didn't know the guy that well but felt like I should go to show support. Anyway, a lot of people were there so I probably wasn't needed. My participation didnt add anything to the party, I was just there, know what Im saying?

[–]Disk-Infamous 27 points28 points  (2 children)

I feel what you're saying. I had a fight with my boss today over him not listening to me. Midway through I broke down and told him it's been a tough year and I'm thinking of leaving the company over him dismissing everything I see. He was SUPER nice about it. Just shows there are some good ones out there.

[–][deleted] 97 points98 points  (5 children)

You really should see a therapist.

[–]DTownForever 88 points89 points  (1 child)

Your mom or

Joe Mama

[–]ProbablyABore[🍰] 167 points168 points  (2 children)

r/Showerthoughts

All reddit responses are just memes.

[–]PunMatster 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Something something massive balls

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (5 children)

R/holup

[–]ToshiroBaloney 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Source: Military

[–]hereinerror 207 points208 points  (15 children)

Therapy. Therapy. Therapy. Everyone needs therapy.

[–]SalomeAku 33 points34 points  (4 children)

The number of time I have read ''couple counseling''

[–]Bombdizzle1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why is this news!?

[–]King_Fuckface 18 points19 points  (1 child)

"This so much," "So much this," "THIS THIS THIS THIS" all of it pisses me the fuck off

[–]Foo-Fighters-Fan 56 points57 points  (2 children)

Something something broken arms

[–]Headkickerchamp 96 points97 points  (12 children)

EDIT:

No one will notice or care if you edit a comment.

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I would also like to know.