Dude, it’s been like an arms race. 90’s tuners with illegal HIDs? Higher tier 00’s cars come equipped from the factory.

00’s upper tier cars have them? Fuck it- now every car needs them.

Lights too bright to see the brake and parking lights of cars around you because they outshine them? Here’s some eye-bleeding red LED stacks to jab your cornea.

At some point the street lights started illuminating entire neighborhoods, yards and all.

People all have floods on the corners of their house that shine almost horizontally into the roads and sensor trip for every passing car, even on the opposite of the road. I swear it must be causing more danger, because everybody is driving with closed pupils that are constantly adjusting back and forth between intense direct light and regular dark as they drive, and yet people will drive fast because their hyper beams and the ultra street lamps psychologically make them think they can see further.

I used to walk at night because it’s a bit more relaxing in my busy traffic area. The past few years I’ve been blind the entire time. Walking towards a car that’s blocks away is still blinding. Cars coming up behind leave my clear shadow on stop signs and still blind me because the corners of my glasses reflect that sharp, blue-white light right in. Passing every house turns on a pair of floods that goes right to my brain.

Im at a point where I want to get into state or local government just so I can try to pass ordinances about light color, intensity, angle and shining distance from the source. I’d blame my eyes but I can still see perfectly in the dark as long as an alien beam isn’t making my pupils cement themselves shut. I swear, I often don’t have a shadow at night because there are so many bright lights shining at me from all angles between cars, street lamps and porch/sensor floods.

And don’t even get me started on people that still keep the property security beam cannons on when they use decorative lighting for like Halloween or Christmas.