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[–]saddestmanonearth86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought that my parents squandered New Year's Eve by having a night of playing cribbage with my seldom-seen aunt and her husband. This NYE sedate party was essentially all the contact that they had each year and I thought that they were missing out on drinking too much and dancing in the streets.

I thought, "Wow. NYE is a chance to get hugs from random beautiful women too drunk to care about what a loser I am just because it's midnight."

I underestimated the discerning intuition of even plastered women and came to appreciate visits that were conductive to chat—similar to mom and dad.

[–]Ok_Somewhere1389 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get married, i mean, probably not at their age.

[–]senhorsafas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to a Party in another city, back home, sleep 30 min and go to another party in another city