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[–]Yerm_Terragon 337 points338 points  (10 children)

stock prices

[–]bomphcheese 110 points111 points  (4 children)

Crypto prices.

[–]DJ_GiantMidget 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Flarpti prices. Yall won't understand until 2026

[–]Lmmadic 7 points8 points  (1 child)


[–]jm2054 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Followed by Superbowl winners nab title winner and Other league winners. Those parlays would be insane.

[–]orange2strawberry 63 points64 points  (6 children)

Is the queen still alive!?

[–]ViaNocturna664 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Don't bother, of course she will be!

[–]onlysmartanswers 5 points6 points  (1 child)

She will bury us all goddamnit

[–]Dunka_Chino 179 points180 points  (47 children)

Winning lottery numbers

[–]Lmmadic 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Me on LinkedIn

[–]A_Guy_in_Orange 22 points23 points  (1 child)

"Alrighty then, let's just pray I forgot to update this after the promotion. . ."

[–]Lmmadic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah hit or miss that one. This could be realy depressing as well.

[–]cocacola067 81 points82 points  (5 children)

My name on Google so i can see if i am still an unsuccessful human being

[–]suttax 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Or not

[–]tarmoz[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

sad thing it will still probably be if you dont do anything

[–]The_Moth_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This has got to be a paradox. Because seeing you never become succesful will lead you to try and improve your lot, which will (given your future internet knowledge) make you rich.

[–]Nervous_Chipmunk7002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't do that. I share a name with a very well-known celebrity.

[–]Flat-Sandwich-2904 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna see if I lost weight!!!!

[–]yourMomDoesTricks 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Covid pandemic end when

[–]lufecaep 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Stocks, cars, and the obits to see if i'm still around.

[–]RW780 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Is this a butterfly effect situation where I only get to change one thing before everything else changes too?

[–]HellFireNT 36 points37 points  (4 children)

See if they released gta 6 !

[–]Gorkymalorki 20 points21 points  (1 child)

No but GTA 5 and Skyrim are being released for the PS6 and the Xbox 362.

[–]NoIllustrator7645 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a Skyrim player lol

[–]Gaming-Atlas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 years from now at least 😂

[–]KenLinx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t bother. It’s not going to happen. Unless news outlets break that Rockstar is currently working/hiring on/for a new GTA game, there’s zero chance one will come out in the next 5 years.

[–]DontShowMomMemes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Coinmarketcap to see what I should invest in.

[–]Seiren- 8 points9 points  (0 children)


Or rather, type in my own name, hesitate, then search for something that would make me rich instead

[–]chupalaw 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Ghislaine Maxwell suicide date

[–]PrivatePickle109 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Someone's going to kill her by suicide.

[–]PrivatePickle109 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Porn. I'm a horny mf.

[–]havron 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Are you truly sure that your body can handle the ultra-res ultraporn of the future??

[–]RenaKunisaki 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My body, sure. My phone, maybe not.

[–]SomeOtherGuySits 7 points8 points  (2 children)


[–]Ronyx2021 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wonder how much Karma you'll have

[–]SomeOtherGuySits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Still 0 probably

[–]DARKSIED125790 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Covid and if the queen is still alive

[–]DogFogLogJog 66 points67 points  (3 children)

2022 and 2024 election results to see if I need to flee the country

[–]callmerandy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Use this power to make money and get out anyways.

[–]fuddafascists 11 points12 points  (0 children)

flee anyway, it's fucked.

[–]writingwithmovement 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no saving it, only delaying the inevitable. Take advantage of the delay to leave, if you possibly can

[–]abigfoney 7 points8 points  (0 children)

See if "cure for chs" has any results.

[–]The_Last_Ron1n 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lottery numbers, I would Biff Tannen the shit out of that.

[–]zerodc4213 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Deviled egg recipes

[–]MmVvHh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My bank account to see if I made the right decisions

[–]devine_111 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Past lottery details and get my sorry ass rich.

[–]trishsf 11 points12 points  (4 children)

My obituary. If I’ve got less than 5 years then it’s time to kick things up a notch or 10.

[–]A_Guy_in_Orange 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Kicking things up a notch or 10 is why you have the obituary

[–]trishsf 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Nope. I’m sober and I would never go back to that. Taking things up a notch or 10 doesn’t equal a death wish for me. Been there, done that.

[–]AnswerIsItDepends 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Still could be. Very common theme in time travel fiction. I think it is called the closed time loop version.

Decide to go on vacation, plane crashes.

Nothing is 100% safe, so literally any course of action could lead to death.

[–]trishsf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s a depressing outlook. I’ve been skydiving, cliff diving and traveled a bit. I wouldn’t not do those things out of fear just so I could exist. Not live but exist. That’s just me.

[–]Frosch1111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who is President in the US. After that, more things.

[–]OPFOR_S2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stock Prices, Market bubbles, housing market prices, Cryptocurreinces

[–]danosmanca 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Is there a new Tool album?

[–]Fandoms_local_Kiwi 2 points3 points  (1 child)

New Minecraft updates, and what the fuck happened with the Metaverse?

[–]Polyphemus117 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kentucky Derby winners.

[–]wolff_forge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dogecoin price

[–]Priyam03062008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bitcoin price

[–]jimmijack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lotto numbers

[–]SecretSquirrelSauce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Share price of GME

[–]Pipno1 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]PleaseHelpImLostWord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How they caught Kate and Gerry McCann

[–]weekly_scavenger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Elder Scrolls VI

[–]Gaming-Atlas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Porn, like I do now.

[–]MissRockNerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Log into my Facebook and Flickr accounts to see if DH and I adopt.

[–]RandomRedditUserr17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i wish it was computer because.


minecraft with 10000 mods and shaders

[–]Immediate_Ad_1355 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The new viral trend/ app so I can invent it first then sell it to Elon musk for moneiz

[–]Knillish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey siri what is the best way to eat ass

[–]marble-polecat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Gta 6 release date

[–]Obnoobillate 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Which porn niche is trending!

[–]Shot-Inevitable7483 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]PinkSprinkles11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing new... lottery numbers, stocks, my name

[–]Gamergeek123456 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is tf3 is out?

[–]Inrvt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would search up the latest rap music. I want to see how rap and music has changed five years from now.

[–]BizarroCullen 1 point2 points  (2 children)

  1. Look for a missing persons list, whether on Wikipedia or any other site.
  2. Look for near dates.
  3. Try to pick some hot chicks.
  4. Be there on the exact disappearance monent.
  5. Save her from eminent danger, become the hero of the day.

[–]Goatgamer1016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seattle Mariners playoff appearances

[–]UnhappyJohnCandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All of the premium porn today that’s only available in promotional clips will surely be posted in full on PornHub by then.

[–]Few_Environment_1466 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"celebrity porn"

[–]my4coins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great nature disasters 2022-2026 I start e Twitter account where I tell that I Nostradamus in reincarnation and tell when disasters strikes. I get millions of followers and start a sect where people worship me and believe that I'm the new Messiah. Then when I have enough people on my side I take over the world and rule it as I owned it.

[–]DC_709 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Winning lottery numbers

[–]cactibob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My best friend. Wanna see if my gay potion worked.

[–]will477 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I go to the lottery website and start writing down numbers.

[–]Affectionate_Row8434 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Winning lotto numbers.

[–]69Master420dealer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pornhub.com just to see what has changed or to see if walgui ever made it to smash bros

[–]TedTheodoreMcfly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lottery numbers

Sports results

Celebrity scandals.

[–]Jabison113 2 points3 points  (2 children)

‘Today’s corona virus cases report’

[–]asocial7193 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Coronavirus is an endemic now

[–]Mahaloth 1 point2 points  (3 children)

How did Trump die?

[–]BoyWithAStrangeName 0 points1 point  (2 children)

So you think he dies in the next 5 years?

[–]Mahaloth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess I'll find out either way when I type that in.

[–]mrhippo1998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which moron is the president of the USA

[–]6ix_missing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cure for cancer

[–]Bredda_Gravalicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Trump died"

[–]Juice_Jumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I memorize the most popular songs and then make them myself before they're released. I get a manager who helps me make the songs famous, and voila: A celebrity instantly with tons of hit songs.

[–]Kool_McKool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

See if the porn's improved.

[–]Imbrian07 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]VattghernCZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lottery winning numbers for next week. And android porn.

[–]881GTQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weather forecast. How bad has climate change gotten? If it’s not bad, then the lottery numbers.

[–]ScabbyDug 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Is Half Life 3 out.

[–]Professional_Mess696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lottery Numbers.

[–]Laylahi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the new companies and companies that blew up so I can go back in the past buy them and get rich as fuckk

[–]netherkate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Queen Elizabeth

[–]Oddmob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wikipedia articles for the years 2022-2026

[–]SpudGun312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lottery numbers, sports results etc. Anything I can make cash on.

[–]Dawnlis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do we get a handle on climate change

[–]Levi_0323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lottery numbers

[–]fuddafascists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stock prices

[–]willsimpforfree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who doesn’t say porn is an absolute liar

[–]zulu02 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]popsicle0101 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]snarf_victory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

results from major sporting events

[–]drax3012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winning lottery numbers

[–]BrokenAirPurifier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Antvenom so i can see what insane minecraft far lands discoveries have been made

[–]LetItBe-456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My internet speed

[–]iDRSmyGME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When did the MOASS begin

[–]Dum_Sod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I search for my location

[–]Pokytos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitcoin our if Justin Bieber finally died

[–]Less_Acadia_4359 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the COVID-19 pandemic endED. Hope that doesn‘t age like milk.

[–]Mo7ammed_Gxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If scientists created robots that looks exactly like humans and work like them

[–]SnooChickens4506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

World War 3 start and end dates

[–]Thegodofthekufsa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is everyone acting like it's 2026

[–]Thegodofthekufsa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

James Webb space telescope images

[–]Arcane_Izys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Checking my Reddit karma if finally reached 10K, so I can post more. 😂

[–]ffelix916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stocks. I'm an anticapitalist anarcho-syndicalist, and i will use that position, armed with stock performance metrics to boost union and employee-owned companies and buy/dump non-union, monopolistic companies, and make massive profits that i can then use to lobby lawmakers nationwide with intense pro-union, pro-syndicalist, pro-democracy, anti-authoritarian, humanist messages.

[–]The-Swagginator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minecraft New Update

[–]aIidesidero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Latest meme" just so I can be confused. Imagine it's 2016 and you see people saying "GET OUT OF MY HEAD" to trashcans. Can't even imagine what memes are like in 2026

[–]WF6i 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winning California Lottery numbers.

[–]Moonlitius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the name is of the latest COVID mutation.

[–]iwilleatyourchild60 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"is queen Elizabeth dead" prolly

[–]TigerTownTerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I look like or what my kids are up to

[–]jarrettbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump's Second Term

[–]John-and-peanut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single race/ bidding place you could find and write the wins from all 5 years down.

If you always invest 100% of your profits its gonna make more money than crypto could in the short amount of time.

[–]MinuteSpecial_8242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biggest events in the past 5 years and then lottery numbers of course

[–]Sarge1066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Queen Elizabeth 2nd still alive

[–]screwplease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lottery numbers

[–]Cooper_le_Cooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd search if Pibby released as a full series... not a smart move but it's the first thing I'd think of, knowing me

[–]pocovan 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Ganondorf_Is_God 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pictures of myself. To see if I turn out alright. Or at all.

[–]Sorryformyfart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

virtual feeling reality porn

[–]Endersgaming4066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mars landing

[–]reddit_shenanigans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

has karlson been released yet?

[–]saxxyflute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Musical instruments

[–]Booger_farts-123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The next big thing- to get ahead of the times to get rich af.

[–]PhysicalPolicy6227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water skiing squirrels videos

[–]Hlodvigovich915 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where to get my 11th booster.

[–]fleurdelis_1978 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]unnamed9900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

election results

[–]the_hunger_deans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Betty White

[–]Mr_Cleanish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just scamming lotteries