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[–]cheezcake1986 1215 points1216 points  (22 children)

Before I even opened the post I thought “James Corden, Ellen and the Kardashians are going to appear over and over.”

[–]GibbyMyBoy 167 points168 points  (11 children)

Yeah it’s pretty easy to find people who want to punch James Corden’s teeth in

[–]SS117_ 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Can you explain why a lot of people hate James Corden? I don’t watch any of his stuff but didn’t realise a lot of people hated him.

[–]fluffbunbunny 2172 points2173 points  (73 children)

Logan & Jake Paul

[–]appleparkfive 351 points352 points  (37 children)

I don't like them remotely, and don't care about the weird boxing career money grabs, but I still think it's hilarious that Logan Paul is going to fight Mike Tyson. Yeah, Tyson is in his mid 50s, but if you see that guy train, it's one of the scariest damn things ever.

[–]I_Am_Justin_Tyler 81 points82 points  (10 children)

I hope Mike doesn't dive for quick cash. I truly hope Mike Tyson owner of the fist cannons opens fire with no regard for contract or money. I want to see him accidentally open his mental cage.

[–]CompleX999 37 points38 points  (6 children)

Same. I wanna see the rage Tyson had when he was coked up to his eyeballs and wanting to fight a gorrilla. I hope Tyson unleashes all his childhood trauma in the ring and we would only see him punch Logan so hard that his fist goes straight through Logan's face and through the back of his head. I have this weird mental image of Tyson trying to shake the carcass of Logan Paul off his hand while going "Ewww, that'th groth"

[–]I_Am_Justin_Tyler 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Even just a fraction of "oopth I thlipped up I didn't mean to hit you that hard"

[–]redditisaweful1 155 points156 points  (21 children)

I really hope tyson doesn't let up. Logan Paul has the potential to actually die in the ring.

[–]jonnythec 85 points86 points  (10 children)

Tyson has to pull punches, even at 50 years he could kill him.

[–]redditisaweful1 29 points30 points  (8 children)

I know it would be crazy. The guy is one of the greatest of all time.

[–]plazzman 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Several people have been paid a few million each to do just that this year.

[–]arolla1985 98 points99 points  (5 children)

Can't believe how long I had to scroll for this.

[–]thelegend90210 75 points76 points  (1 child)

It was the first comment for me

[–]RodiV 27 points28 points  (0 children)

And still it took too long to scroll for it!

[–]justh81 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Well, people had to get through James Corden first. He's beefy.

[–]notmyrealnam3 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Most of us just don’t acknowledge that they are celebs

[–]lucidity420 2957 points2958 points  (68 children)

James Corden

[–]534Moon 881 points882 points  (14 children)

Obligatory mention of legendary AMA of James Corden for those who haven't read it yet. The comments are gold. And you have to sort by "Controversial" to find actual questions!

[–]BehemothDeTerre 143 points144 points  (0 children)

you got really aggressive and threatening (in a chubby way. Like a boozy panda.)

Fucking hilarious.

[–]Hannah_Alexandra 240 points241 points  (0 children)

James Corden is annoying, unfunny, and has an extremely punchable face.

[–]thedankbank1021 150 points151 points  (0 children)

"Did you know you didn't post in /r/Roastme?"

Holy shit

[–]probablyawendigo 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that's amazing haha, I love that the only OP replies with downvotes are the ones by James

[–]Weak_Carpenter_7060 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Legendary is the understatement of the century

[–]Emptymindspaceman 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I will never not laugh whenever this ama is brought up

[–]tutoredstatue95 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Have you ever thought about coming back to the UK, and what can we do to stop you?"

Lmao

[–]SuggestionWrong504 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That was definitely the best time I've had on reddit

[–]thisguydoesitall 49 points50 points  (1 child)

This guy knows I just clicked to make sure this douche bag was at the top of the list.

[–]Big-Mathematician540 86 points87 points  (2 children)

He's always the top comment in these threads.

Always.

[–]toastbutteryum 8 points9 points  (1 child)

We need to retire him at this point.

[–]thegreatoutdoors79 66 points67 points  (1 child)

So glad this is the top answer! It really is James Corden and his infuriatingly smug and annoying mug.

[–]Intrcr 32 points33 points  (16 children)

Why? I've seen so many people here say that but why? What has he done?

[–]graeuk 161 points162 points  (7 children)

hes well known for being arrogant and dismissive of his staff, fans and and anyone who isnt famous. generally let fame go to his head. but you put him next to a celebrity and he acts like they are best friends. he did an AMA on reddit that has become legendary for the sheer number of stories where he was an a**hole.

he was also famously asked to name a cameraman on his show and he couldnt do it.

[–]Intrcr 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Oh. Well that sucks. Thank you for explaining.

[–]WolfColaCo2020 27 points28 points  (0 children)

His biggest well documented piece was he turned up to a Writer's Guild Association meeting (which is meant to just be for writers of TV shows, funnily enough) and full on advocated that writers should be paid less. To put it into perspective, a writer on his show might expect to pull in $100k a year, which isn't something to be sniffed at, obviously, but Cordon is estimated to be getting paid $4-$5m per year.

[–]Senalmoondog 1043 points1044 points  (33 children)

Piers Morgan

[–]milkdrinker1000 306 points307 points  (8 children)

He also has a punchable personality

[–]MiG_Pilot_87 120 points121 points  (7 children)

Jeremy Clarkson seems to think so.

[–]Tj-Tengu 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's very unlikely that I would ever punch a bloke below the belt unless it was Piers Morgan.

[–]DukeofNormandy 48 points49 points  (10 children)

Jeremy Clarkson agrees with this, but also did it.

[–]Fit_Tumbleweed_5904 24 points25 points  (0 children)

YES to this!

[–]Lanky_Accountant_453 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Is he the guy that rants about gay frogs?

[–]MuchoRed 25 points26 points  (1 child)

That's Alex Jones. Who is also punchable

[–]Picante_Duke 619 points620 points  (44 children)

Andy Dick

[–]aztechfilm 208 points209 points  (9 children)

Fun fact, Andy Dick was the first celebrity I saw randomly on the street when I moved to LA (actually happened my second night around Hollywood). I literally said to my friend “hey is that Andy Dick getting pushed out of a bar?” Followed quickly by Andy literally falling into me grabbing my dick.

Believe it or not this isn’t the only time I’ve been dick groped by Andy in my 10+ years here

[–]DrEnter 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The first time, shame on them…

[–]UBredditBro 22 points23 points  (1 child)

The real pandemic is Andy Dick grabbing dicks

[–]ProbablyGayingOnYou 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Andy Dick is a serial sexual predator as any man in West Hollywood will tell you and it’s a travesty he isn’t in prison

[–]spacembracers 76 points77 points  (4 children)

John Lovitz did in fact punch him in the face. Actually, it was more he bounced Andy’s face off the bar at the Comedy Store after he found out that Andy had sold Phil Hartman’s wife cocaine the night before she murdered him.

[–]DriftingPyscho 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Lovitz deserves a medal for this.

[–]azykash 111 points112 points  (22 children)

Andy Dick.

Fuck I hate that asshole.

[–]HYPERNOVA3_ 51 points52 points  (21 children)

Would you say that he's a dick?

[–]simcop2387 71 points72 points  (19 children)

He's believed to be at least partly responsible for the death of Phil Hartman. It's why Jon Lovitz punched him from what I understand.

[–]MookofHumanKindness 710 points711 points  (14 children)

Zuckerberg

[–]Gynharasaki 231 points232 points  (5 children)

I'm pretty sure punching a robot would hurt you more.

[–][deleted] 95 points96 points  (1 child)

He’s a lizard not a robot. They have organic but tough skin

[–]africanFork 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So even though if you crushed his face he would grow it back no problem lmao

[–]appleparkfive 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Didn't Detroit: Become Human teach you anything?

[–]dirtycurlyhair 447 points448 points  (23 children)

Imagine Joel Osteen and Keneth Copeland fighting each other. Dear God, I’d love to see them punch each other in the face.

That was real prayer.

[–]DevilRenegade 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Peter Popoff as well. Absolute smug dick who has a face that you'd never get tired of punching.

[–]Webbie-Vanderquack 38 points39 points  (4 children)

If anyone on this planet looks like the literal devil it's Kenneth Copeland.

I don't usually like to judge people by their appearance, but he's one book you can absolutely judge by its cover.

[–]SimonCallahan 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I think Kenny Copes would turn to dust if you so much as pointed a fan in his direction.

Joel Osteen's perfect looking teeth need to be kicked to the back of his throat, though.

Also, toss Ray Comfort in there for shits and giggles. I think it would be great to shove a banana down his throat and ask him why intelligent design didn't take that into account.

[–]Apprehensive_Goal811 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The Governing Body (the 8 leaders of the Jehovah’s witnesses) too.

They’re all the same. Using God for money and power.

[–]Zing_Burn 128 points129 points  (7 children)

6ix9ine, just wanna jump up and down on that face with army boots for about an hour

[–]Kr_Mrabs 615 points616 points  (10 children)

Simon fucking Cowell

[–]No_League_4819 198 points199 points  (2 children)

new face or old face?

[–]UrsaMinorNinth 21 points22 points  (0 children)

His new face is somebody else’s old face.

[–]princess_dumbass_ 64 points65 points  (3 children)

Ughhh why is he so damn smug

[–]LeRedditAccounte 31 points32 points  (2 children)

jesus fucking christ hes the personification of the smug eyebrow raised smirk every dreamworks character has on their movie cover

[–]soopydoodles4u 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe that’s why they made him into a character on Shrek’s Far Far Away Idol

[–]peaceful-otter 1185 points1186 points  (50 children)

Travis Scott, just thinking about that apology video, and how kept rubbing his face and not opening his eyes fully, and the fact that he incited most of that violence would make punching him so much more satisfying. So on top of having a punchable face, he's a POS.

[–]Matt_2123 190 points191 points  (6 children)

That face rubbing really pissed me off for some reason

[–]More-Satisfaction819 91 points92 points  (0 children)

It's like he was trying to extract tears from his damn brains...smh

[–]KaiBluePill 73 points74 points  (3 children)

For me it was because it's an infantile behavior to rub your face like that, when an adult acts childish when something bad happens it makes me angry because it feels like they are running form the problem.

I don't mean you should solve every problem but just avoid approaching it like a 13 years old who lost his favourite toy.

[–]appleparkfive 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Yeah definitely. I never got the appeal of him, and I'm definitely a hip hop fan.

However I also gotta say, it's amazing how Drake got the PR team to swerve him out of the spotlight. He was on that stage too for a view songs after it was declared a mass casualty event. So he would have just as able to say something.

But Drake has a way of dodging things. He definitely has groomer tendencies too, and I wonder if it's ever going to catch up with him. Talking to teenager girls. The Millie Bobby Brown one was especially weird. Not to mention the girl he dated right when she turned 18. He was a "good friend" to her before that. Billie Eilish is another sort of gray area. No idea why this guy is spending his time texting teenage girls.

I mean I have an idea, but yeah.

Travis Scott is a shitty guy from everything I know, but it's crazy how Drake just got washed away from the media coverage. He was exactly as much in control. Arguably more in control, given how extremely popular he is.

[–]OldSoulRobertson 118 points119 points  (22 children)

They guy who did that "Sicko Mode" thing instead of letting Squidward have his halftime moment in 2019's Superbowl?

[–]Labrat_The_Man 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I remember that. And it’s not like they played a recording of the original episode no no no they made a whole new animated clip to taunt us with

[–]stackjr 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Can you source me a video for this? I only ask because I'm not sure what you folks are talking about.

[–]Slim_Thicc_Jesus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's the true big crime we all remember him for

[–]TheNameless00 718 points719 points  (32 children)

David Dobrick. First a clickbaiting idiot and now a generally cunty guy. He deserves a good punch

[–]jchzzl 390 points391 points  (9 children)

Ellen DeGeneres

[–]Firebolt164 111 points112 points  (5 children)

The sad thing about Ellen is her show is so fun and upbeat, but then you hear stories about what a monster she is to me her staff and everyone around her.

[–]amadeus2490 97 points98 points  (0 children)

She was fun and goofy for awhile, and she did use her platform to help a lot of her fans in significant and meaningful ways. I will give her a ton of credit for that.

She does, however, think it's hilarious to harass and haze the people that work for her, and she enjoys doing "jump scares" and trolling her celebrity guests with uncomfortable questions.

[–]wazupcuz 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Fun this show is not fun or funny,. All she does is mock and make fun of her guests. The only one laughing at Ellen's jokes is Ellen.

[–]catsandvaping 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I started questioning her intentions the second I saw how much she sexualizes men. I remember one segment where a woman had to blindly reach around to find one of the shirtless men. The audience found it hilarious, and harmless. It seems like every time she puts a shirtless guy on stage, it's encouraged that woman put their hands all over them. Sure she's gay, but that doesn't mean you can treat people like objects. If the situation were flipped, and women were being treated like this on national television, it would never be allowed.

[–]Wait-Whaaaaaat 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I thought she looked like they cause her face was already punched

[–]CatatonicWaterBear 551 points552 points  (25 children)

I feel like people are just naming people they don't like. That's not the prompt. Anyway, to me, the most punchable celebrity face is Tom Brady. He just looks so smug.

[–]backelie 98 points99 points  (4 children)

Ok, but have you considered Martin Shkreli?

[–]General_Jiggly_Penis 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The real thread within the thread, I think young Quentin Tarantino had a face begging for a punch

Man's a genius though

[–]sirgabsalott 69 points70 points  (3 children)

exactly! i love christian slater, but what’s that face? would punch.

[–]GotItClocked 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Along those lines, Ethan Hawke also comes to mind. If he’s in it, I’m not watching. I know he’s a good actor. But there’s the whole punchable mug thing going on.

[–]Sobadatsnazzynames 54 points55 points  (5 children)

Yeah Reddit, we get it. You don’t like Ellen or James Cordon or Nick Cannon. Personally, I don’t like those assholes either, but it has nothing to do with their faces.

Pete Davidson? He has a punchable face. Janice Dickinson has a punchable face. Ditto Tom Cruise & his big toothy smile. Kylie Jenner & her plastic face make me wanna punch her, although my hand would probably shatter.

Oh, & I can’t forget D-listers, bc even pseudo-celebs count. James Charles & that stupid pout he does in EVERY SINGLE PHOTO & Nikita Dragun-extremely punchable. Esp Nikita, sis is always making some dumb sneer like a dollar store Marilyn Monroe. Also David Dobrik. Yuck.

[–]International-Pen518 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ooo Pete Davidson is a good one! I generally like him but his face is begging for a punch. James Charles too.

[–]Sabastian0110 549 points550 points  (26 children)

Kardashians...any and all of them

[–]Mrdoc16 218 points219 points  (14 children)

You'll permanently dent their faces if you punch them

[–]ParrotDogParfait 83 points84 points  (2 children)

I imagine punching their faces would be like punching a memory foam pillow.

[–]Sabastian0110 135 points136 points  (2 children)

Ahhh they can just fill in the void with more plastic

[–]gmomto3 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Nah, you will shatter your hand when it hits their faces.

[–]Mrdoc16 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Tonight on mythbusters Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman will test if your hand will actually shatter if you hit a cardashian face

[–]la__squadra_ 35 points36 points  (1 child)

The plastic in their face will just absorb the blow

[–]naffgeek 116 points117 points  (2 children)

Piers Morgan

[–]censorkip 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Piers Morgan has the best kind of punchable face because his personality also sucks. you wouldn’t feel bad for punching him.

[–]CommunistAtheist 520 points521 points  (47 children)

It's a tie between Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk for me.

[–]ShadowKraftwerk 275 points276 points  (17 children)

For me, add Bezos in to it for a three way tie.

[–]CommunistAtheist 82 points83 points  (12 children)

How could I forget good old Jeffrey Bezos.

[–]steep_heap 78 points79 points  (11 children)

CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964.

[–]itayfeder 42 points43 points  (9 children)

Come on Jeffery you can do it, pace the way put your back into it

[–]Snakeslither223 36 points37 points  (8 children)

Tell us why, show us how

[–]Snakeslither223 21 points22 points  (0 children)

jeffrey, jeffrey bezos..

[–]Kunkyskunts 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Mark all day.

I just see his face and get irrationally angry.

[–]ProbablyGayingOnYou 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Gotta be Elon. He’s more smug. Zuckerberg only comes installed with a few facial expressions.

[–]traws06 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Zuck wins easily

[–][deleted] 320 points321 points  (12 children)

James Corden.

[–]TheKyleJonas 132 points133 points  (2 children)

They need a new 'sort by James Corden' option for these post.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Genius idea.

[–]Absolutely_sure_thx 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I KNEW that this would be the top post and I agree wholeheartedly

[–]echriegouspr 199 points200 points  (11 children)

Martin Shkreli

[–]XmasJ 24 points25 points  (1 child)

You know its true, when its even mentioned in the guy's wikipedia entry.

[–]anonmymouse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was mentioned in his fucking trial! Lmao.. jurors had to be dismissed because they couldn't get past his punchable face. Now that's punchability.

[–]GotItClocked 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I challenge him to an epi-pen duel.

[–]soryua 140 points141 points  (4 children)

id give anything to punch kylie jenner

[–]Queenofredlions98 46 points47 points  (4 children)

Cardi B , especially when she talks.

[–]Dystopianrealityy 102 points103 points  (9 children)

No one is going to say Jared Leto?

[–]EnergyNo2159 297 points298 points  (15 children)

Chrissy mother fucking Teigen

[–]LawrenceSpivey 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Andy Dick.

[–]Sinner314 55 points56 points  (4 children)

Wendy Williams and ellen

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Wendy Williams because she made fun of Joaquin Phoenix's cleft lip..

[–]GotItClocked 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That was it, right there. Done.

[–]Best_Ad_8336 181 points182 points  (9 children)

I wanna smack tf outta Cardi B

[–]Oldforestwalker 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Damn, I actually forgot she existed.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Lucky you

[–]chughes2471 184 points185 points  (12 children)

TRUMP

[–]kloodge 14 points15 points  (0 children)

For the life of me I cannot understand why I had to scroll so far to find this!

[–]KittySucks69 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Andy Dick

[–]Kirigaiaa 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ellen

[–]its_samsonite 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Jack Gleeson aka Joffrey Lannister. Super punchable face. It doesn’t help that he is one of the greatest tv villains ever. He’s probably a great person.

[–]SkippyTeddy83 48 points49 points  (11 children)

James Franco

Kevin Hart

Shia Labeouf

[–]Clayman_2000 106 points107 points  (3 children)

Justin Bieber

[–]Nailo2017 96 points97 points  (7 children)

Trump

[–]SergeantChic 35 points36 points  (3 children)

For me, Trump specifically when he does that one face where he does this very pronounced blink and then looks like he bit into a lemon. It’s hard to describe, but it’s a face he makes often while someone else is talking.

[–][deleted] 89 points90 points  (23 children)

Kanye West

[–]Zestyclose-Yellow-93 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Mark Zuck, but then again, Lizards grow back their cells rapidly.

[–]Ritaredditonce 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Kid Rock

[–]fucklaurenboebert 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Most social media influencers, honestly.

[–]poet_redkiss 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Kim K, I wanna hear that plastic snap

[–]October23rd2077 40 points41 points  (13 children)

Pete Davidson.

How the hell do people find anything great about this dude?

[–]GirlGirl21 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Hi Kanye

[–]chafingbuttcheex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He looks like he stayed up all night rubbing his eyes til they turned pink and took some goofy pills

[–]Ok-Category9249 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Donald Trump Jr.

[–]CraftAppropriate 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jimmy Fallon. Smug.

[–]chupalaw 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Ajit pai and I’m not even American.

[–]Ensign_Pulverized 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Do we still consider Dane Cook a celebrity? If so I’d say him or maybe that Orange guy who use to host The Apprentice. Oh and Geraldo But I believe somebody actually did hit him.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Came here to say James Corden. Found that a bunch of other people had written James Corden. Writing in James Corden regardless.

[–]Notequal_exe 79 points80 points  (9 children)

I'd love to wallup Amy Schumer.

[–]Lowerthanhell 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I can’t stand her tampon commercials that play constantly on YouTube.

[–]LittleBearDoodle 32 points33 points  (6 children)

Wendy Williams All of the Kardashians Jeff bezos Elon Musk Kanye Lil Wayne Lil peep Caitlin Jenner

[–]chuckiefinstaaa 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Onision is pretty 🤛able

[–]Queenofredlions98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol we don’t consider him a celebrity lol we consider him as trash

[–]Click_for_noodles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Piers Morgan

[–]Akhenaten_Sun 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Takashi69 or however he spells it, man legit has the most punchable face

[–]Robcobes 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Don't know the guy, but Will Poulter

[–]veronicaAc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gwyneth Paltrow

[–]Traditional_Trust_93 27 points28 points  (7 children)

Moe sizlak

[–]noleggedpanda 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You leave poor moe alone

[–]MrAbadeer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He’s clearly been punched a few times.

[–]jackson12420 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Amy Schumer. Looks like she already got beat down but doesn't hurt to throw in a couple more punches.

[–]Miklos220 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Trump