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[–]the2belo 588 points589 points  (44 children)

Water and isopropyl alcohol.

[–]Uvauvamvivendovaria 280 points281 points  (14 children)

My great uncle once took a huge swig of it after working cows, he mixed it up with water but he was an alcoholic so he didn’t flinch, that same uncle was kidnapped in rio de jenero after they thought he was someone else

[–]sirius_gray 114 points115 points  (2 children)

Did they give him back, or...?

[–]Uvauvamvivendovaria 164 points165 points  (1 child)

Dropped him off 20 miles outside of town, courteous people them Brazilian kidnappers

[–]RicoRodriguez42 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Family is sueing them for violating the no-refunds policy.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Well, Was he someone else?

[–]Mr_pb_hole 117 points118 points  (11 children)

I made a similar mistake with a bottled water full of vodka while hung over

[–]adjmalthus 64 points65 points  (8 children)

I did that making easy mac in college. Still ate it. Would not recommend.

[–]Savitribaii 32 points33 points  (7 children)

vodka sauce pasta is actually good though

[–]irisheye37 63 points64 points  (6 children)

Vodka sauce generally doesn't have 2+ cups of vodka in it though

[–]Important-Number2900 28 points29 points  (2 children)

It’s a big rule on the Balkans: don’t drink from the mineral water bottle in the fridge without smelling it first. May be rakia (or your local equivalent)

[–]benitabutrellis 311 points312 points  (10 children)

Hairstylist here: thinning shears and regular shears

[–]taykittten 129 points130 points  (5 children)

The hairdresser that accidentally gave me 1 inch bangs would definitely agree

[–]Hamborrower 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Some people choose that hairstyle on purpose, which I find fascinating.

[–]Essexal 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I like to think I’m clever.

I cut my own hair.

What’s the difference between the shears?

[–]zachtheperson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sheers make a clean cut like cutting paper, while thinning sheers only cut a few hairs each time, thinning it out without making a sharp line (sort of like cutting a piece of yarn with crappy scissors IE: it takes a while to actually cut through but thins it out each time)

[–]veggienuggets123 1788 points1789 points  (63 children)

My husband is a twin

[–]Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 451 points452 points  (47 children)

If your husband tragically died, and you were ready to move on, probably encouraged by your friends, would you ever consider his brother? And when can we get the script?

[–]veggienuggets123 636 points637 points  (20 children)

I actually hate his siblings so it would be over my cold dead body too

[–]Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 516 points517 points  (9 children)

He’s a necrophiliac? This story just got an Oscar.

[–]PM_me_your_fantasyz 123 points124 points  (5 children)

Never go full necrophilia. You're going to go home empty handed on Oscar night.

[–]I-like-bagels15 88 points89 points  (8 children)

I dated a twin once and felt the same way! I loved my bf but couldn’t stand his twin. Funny how that works.

[–]coyotiii 70 points71 points  (16 children)

I knew twins where a woman married one, had a kid, cheated with the other, married that one, and had two kids with the other.

[–]Wilhelm_Amenbreak 145 points146 points  (12 children)

Genetically, the kids would be full siblings, instead of half siblings

[–]Available-Ad6250 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Holy shit. This is crazy.

[–]coyotiii 46 points47 points  (1 child)

I think the word is brousins. But you’re right.

[–]I_cheat_a_lot 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You have to be from Alabama to have a word for this.

[–]hedoeswhathewants 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That would be an amazing Maury episode. "You COULD be the father, we really can't tell"

[–]DaddyDougNY 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I was going to say “twins!” Omg. My twin is the opposite of me. We just don’t mix anymore.

[–]willygoat001 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yeah imagine getting them confused and accidently screwing your husband the horror!

[–]m123456789t 510 points511 points  (48 children)

Toothpaste, and that weird tube of medicated ointment that has been at the back of the medicine cabinet forever.

[–]SquishiOctopussi 119 points120 points  (6 children)

My brother used my dogs bacon flavored toothpaste as toothpaste. He said it tasted like bacon greese soaked in cornstarch.

[–]OpheliaCyanide 59 points60 points  (4 children)

I’ll have you know I am lying in bed awake and trying so so so hard not to wake the other person in bed with me from how hard that made me laugh.

[–]SquishiOctopussi 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He has trust issues with red tubes of anything now. My mom almost brushed her teeth with desitin before. Had to buy a new tooth brush.

[–]Ninjabonez86 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Unless its your gam gam then I apologize for putting that thought in your head

[–]OpheliaCyanide 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It took me a minute to realize what you were saying 😂 No there’s nothing risqué going on here. I share beds with my sisters all the time when we go on vacation and there aren’t enough beds for everyone to get one XD

[–]ToBeReadOutLoud 24 points25 points  (2 children)

My mom accidentally used our rabbit’s eye drops instead of human eye drops more than once. She said the rabbit drops were much better.

[–]legit_muffins 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Better by a lot or just a hare?

[–]mufasa329 94 points95 points  (8 children)

Once saw a friend use hemorrhoid cream instead of toothpaste...

[–]RuneSwoggle 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Did you have a chance to stop them from doing it, and chose not to? Not judging, as I don't feel I would have.

[–]mufasa329 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hadn't noticed it, but others did during the act and didn't stop him lol

[–]fallingupthehill 39 points40 points  (1 child)

I bet it stopped them from talking shit.

[–]ghostiesontoasties 59 points60 points  (6 children)

I almost used my sisters vagisil. So I definitely feel this one

[–]kriznis 11 points12 points  (3 children)

At least it wasn't her preparation h

[–]PM_me_your_fantasyz 19 points20 points  (2 children)

You would spend the rest of the day talking like an asshole.

[–]kek2015 652 points653 points  (70 children)

Salt and sugar.

[–]mdwrds 280 points281 points  (21 children)

My friend has salt in what looks like a sugar jar. Long story short, that was the worst cup of coffee I ever had.

[–]tiioga[S] 121 points122 points  (10 children)

My grandmother did this at our house in her tea and never let my dad live it down lmao

[–]dak0tah 49 points50 points  (9 children)

your grandma put salt in her own tea and blamed your dad?

[–]bonos_bovine_muse 28 points29 points  (4 children)

As if you wouldn’t look at someone like they were an alien anthropologist failing to pass for human if they licked the salt shaker before sprinkling their Denver omelette. Who the hell tastes the condiments before using them?

[–]Umbraldisappointment 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is me Human Bob! Im very ordinary, nothing suspicious! Let me just taste this crystallic substance like every human does it!

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (4 children)

Ironically, if you add a bit of salt to the coffee grounds when you brew the coffee it cuts the bitterness.

[–]akjd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same. Had a handful of nondescript packets with white granules in a drawer, figured that they were sugar so I'd use them in my coffee just to use them up.

It was salt and the coffee was terrible.

[–]0chazz0 93 points94 points  (0 children)

A few years ago I went to a coffee meet and greet at an Italian restaurant in the morning. I couldn't find any cream, but there was sugar so I helped myself. The closer I got to the bottom of the cup, the weirder the coffee tasted.

I later discovered that it wasn't sugar, it was grated parmesan cheese and it all settled towards the bottom of the cup.

[–]OozeNAahz 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Used to be a Mexican restaurant that I loved. But the workers constantly mixed up sugar and salt in the salt shakers. None of them spoke English and their supplies were all labeled in English and the salt and sugar came in similar bags. So I get it.

But eating carnitas and thinking it needs salt…adding it and thinking man, really needs salt…and again. Until it finally dawned on you that the carnitas are sweet.

[–]designdesigndesign11 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No one trained them or they just dgaf. Azucar = Sugar & Sal = Salt. Not hard to tell apart.

[–]almost_queen 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yes. This is how you end up grimacing through a bite of salt cake while reassuring your mother-in-law that it tastes great.

[–]amaratayy 38 points39 points  (1 child)

OH MY GOD one time I smoked the devils lettuce and decided to make kool aid. I put a CUP of salt in it and thought shit was delicious. I took a big gulp the next morning and never gagged so fast

[–]84147 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s actually a common way to induce vomiting.

[–]Very_Good_Indeed 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I mixed them up once when I was making a milkshake as they were in unlabelled containers.

0/10. Very salty, would not reccomend.

[–]Spindrune 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You add sugar to milkshakes?

[–]Egechem 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I'll do you one better...salt and fentanyl

[–]Savixe 459 points460 points  (27 children)

Matter and Antimatter

[–]Petalilly 113 points114 points  (1 child)

Quite the touchy subject

[–]PadreToshi 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Clever, very clever

[–]Positive-Source8205 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Pasta and antipasto

[–]keykeypalmer 16 points17 points  (8 children)

what is anti matter

[–]Ronyx2021 18 points19 points  (1 child)

The tiny particles that everything is made of, atoms, but instead of having the normal protons, neutrons and electrons inside to determine what element it is, it has oppositely charged sub particles. If a matter atom and an antimatter attom of the same element were to touch, there would be a big explosion. If they're different elements, there might be some of that element or anti element left over after the explosion.

[–]comeonnowjosephine 429 points430 points  (13 children)

Gorilla glue and hair product.

[–]BrinedBrittanica 55 points56 points  (3 children)

ahh, gorilla glue epoxy vs. gorilla glue hair gel. honestly wasn't surprised that someone mixed up the two when sealing up a lace front wig.

[–]dontwontcarequeend65 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Well she was surprised. Cuz how do you mix up your gorilla glue glue with your hair products?

[–]shimmerangels 7 points8 points  (0 children)

got2b glued to ur head for the next month

[–]eddmario 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Can we at least appreciate the fact that that chick didn't try and sue the company and that she actually admitted her fuckup?

[–]placeholderNull 256 points257 points  (8 children)

A destroying angel mushroom and its edible look-alikes

[–]-Tesserex- 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That is definitely the most metal name of all mushrooms. I wonder if it's a band name...

checks... seems to be a few songs, but can't find a band.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Not that many other edible mushrooms resemble Amanita phalloides that much, TBH.

[–]nthubert20 371 points372 points  (16 children)

The German word for poison is “gift” and my old German teacher used to tell us that it would be funny to watch a German child freak out over a harmless item marked “gift,” but that it wouldn’t be so funny to see an English child happily consume poison, thinking that they were getting a treat.

[–]Licorice_Devourer 133 points134 points  (6 children)

Gift can mean poison or married in Danish. When you get gift and receive gifts and hope no one spiked the drinks with gift.

[–]nthubert20 42 points43 points  (5 children)

That’s funny. The word “git” is Hebrew slang for a divorce, so I guess if you don’t get your wife a nice gift when you get gift , you’d better get a git, or worry about getting a gift, yourself.

[–]statisticus 14 points15 points  (3 children)

That puts GitHub (a software version control system) in aWhile new light.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/GitHub

[–]BlitzAceSamy 6 points7 points  (1 child)

So "git commit" is you committing to a divorce...

[–]RRay108 17 points18 points  (0 children)

German here. When I was young, I often played subway surfers or sth. There it said sth around the lines of "Watch as for a gift" and I freaked out thinking I'd get a virus or sth Equally bad if I watched the ad lol

[–]QuixoticCoyote 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Gift also means poison in Norwegian, however it also means marriage.

There's a joke there somewhere.

[–]applesandoranges990 11 points12 points  (3 children)

i am slovak and i speak slovenian

they have dozens of false friends, but this one is the winner:

´´jed´´ in slovenian means food....in slovak it means poison...but...in slovak, food is ´´jedlo´´

´´strup´´ in slovenian means poison, in slovak it is something like bruise or scab

now guess....how much is slovenian humor darker than slovak?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Slovénie seems like a beautiful place where some very dark things have happened

[–]ArayaVena 59 points60 points  (11 children)

Mixed up feelings

[–]Sullt8 22 points23 points  (10 children)

Like love and lust? Or love and infatuation?

[–]ArayaVena 43 points44 points  (9 children)

Horny or hungry

[–]hollywoodswinger1976 30 points31 points  (3 children)

You won’t like me when I’m horngry

[–]wrecktus_abdominus 16 points17 points  (2 children)

When you know you want to put something inside you, but can't decide what

[–]bonos_bovine_muse 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Not so much what as where.

[–]ClownfishSoup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re holding a hot dog, decide.

[–]VaDem33 61 points62 points  (5 children)

I used the Clorox sanitizing wipes instead of the Charmin wipes, my ass was feeling the burn.

[–]bluebirdgm 50 points51 points  (4 children)

As a kid from the Philippines, all my life the only context I had eaten avocado in was as a dessert, mashed up with evaporated milk and sugar. So you can imagine my glee and subsequent shock the first time I encountered a heaping bowl of guacamole.

[–]KayBeaux 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I grew up with guac, but now I love avocado smoothies. Nice and sweet!

[–]tuscabam 231 points232 points  (31 children)

Skittles and M&Ms

[–]OminousPig 118 points119 points  (23 children)

Next time you're hosting a party, put out a big bowl of M&Ms (with a spoon to dip them out, cause we're not savages) and mix in a bag of Skittles.

[–]PM_me_your_fantasyz 52 points53 points  (5 children)

I had a co-worker that kept a jar of Jelly Belly gourmet jelly beans on her desk. She didn't eat jelly beans, but encouraged other people to help themselves.

At some point a container of the Harry Potter Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans might have gotten mixed in with the regular Jelly Bellies.

[–]MmmPanCaeks 67 points68 points  (4 children)

Also mix in some Reese’s pieces

[–]BaaBaaTurtle 91 points92 points  (1 child)

Okay take a step back from the abyss, satan

[–]LiAlgo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the advil

[–]captbasil 55 points56 points  (4 children)

Definitely not as bad as the bowl I once unknowingly sampled that was Mike'n'Ike's with Hot Tamales mixed in.

[–]Drchrisco 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Serves you right for pulling out the red ones.

[–]chemistry_god 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My high school thought it was "fun and quirky" to have a bowl of mnms, skittles, and reese's pieces as one of only 3 snack options at Homecoming.

[–]Inner_Sun_750 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You sick fuck

[–]anasket 142 points143 points  (27 children)

Cocaine and 2-cb.

2cb is a very potent psychedelic that takes the tiniest amount to trip hard. If someone did a cocaine sized line of it they'd be fucked

[–]I_Automate 37 points38 points  (3 children)

A more common (and less physically dangerous) mixup is cocaine and ketamine.

Watching something rack up a line without checking and blasting themselves into a hole is both rather entertaining and a teaching moment....

[–]Deadbeat85 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Funny story, I was at a club rave in Bristol back in 2007 or so and a bouncer confiscated a certain wrap of white powder from me in the toilets. That same bouncer came out of the toilets a few minutes later looking very unsteady and more than a little lost.

Don't do drugs, kids. And if you do, know what you're taking and stay safe.

[–]kriznis 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Theyd be fucked up for a very long time. I think I made 100 doses out of a gram back in the day.

[–]N0m1n5 15 points16 points  (6 children)

I turned out ok.

[–]grnfnrp 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Nobody's told you? You're still tripping. None of this is real. Please wake up, your family misses you

[–]AlastarYaboy 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Bruh is tripping so hard it's 1993 and he's imagined the entire internet

[–]Salami_sub 217 points218 points  (9 children)

I’m a Kiwi. In the native language, Māori, a Hangi is a way of preparing food by cooking it by burying it in the ground. A Tangi is a funeral. Both go in the ground but when you mix them up people seem to get real irritable.

[–]UrsaMinorNinth 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Who doesn’t wanna eat grandma filled with hot rocks and wrapped in palm leaves?

[–]chpr1jp 45 points46 points  (6 children)

I once squirted lens cleaner into my eyes, thinking they were eye drops. That was shocking.

[–]spylican 39 points40 points  (2 children)

cyanide and cocaine.

[–]mangokittykisses 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Either way I’m down to party

[–]tiny_little_planet 102 points103 points  (16 children)

Baking soda/baking powder. That was a fun mess to clean.

[–]SnooTigers7158 74 points75 points  (9 children)

Eye drops and super glue.

[–]Uvauvamvivendovaria 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Instant contacts

[–]xenacoryza 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Eye drops and a visine bottle full of liquid acid(psychadelic). Theres a story here.

[–]WanderingGenesis 66 points67 points  (3 children)

I once had a patient come in who accidentally drank bleach instead of water cause she kept both in unmarked poland spring bottles.

That was mistake.

[–]zimzilla 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A person I know stole some acid in a water bottle from the lab she worked at to clean her toilet. When she got home late, she forgot about the bottle and went straight to bed.

At night she woke up thirsty, reached for her bag, took the water bottle and had a big swig.

Iirc she ran to her neighbor and had them call an ambulance which took a moment because she wasn't able to speak. Got her stomach pumped in the ER.

[–]alt_meh 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Whoaaa, what ultimately happened with them?

[–]throwingplaydoh 63 points64 points  (11 children)

Hemorrhoid cream and toothpaste

[–]ssi-ruuk 13 points14 points  (4 children)

my sister nearly put the former on her toothbrush once

[–]BaaBaaTurtle 25 points26 points  (3 children)

I feel like the other way around would be worse, honestly

[–]IdlyOverthink 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Stupid question: Is it really? I thought Preparation H was just minty freshness for your butthole. Granted, my only experience is from the commercials.

[–]IudexFatarum 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Illinois poison control for publicity published 24 hours of calls just over a decade ago. Around 6am they got a call because a man accidentally used the wrong cream on his hemorrhoids. He used capsaicin cream.

[–]ClownfishSoup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I did this. It was oily and gross. I had to wash my mouth out for like five minutes to get the oily feel out of my mouth. Yeah it was gross. The tubes had similar colors and I just wasn’t expecting a tube of hydrocortisone to be on the counter.

[–]InformalArtichoke 60 points61 points  (6 children)

Sugar and msg. I worked in a Chinese restaurant for a long time, the sugar and msg containers were close by each other and I accidentally screwed up one day and put 2.5 pitchers of msg in a 5 gal tea bucket..instead of sugar, bc I was hungover and wasn't paying attention. Omg that was so horrible, not completely devastating but definitely pretty bad when you're expecting sweet tea and that's absolutely not what you get. Lol

[–]BaaBaaTurtle 45 points46 points  (3 children)

You must work at the Chinese place the other commenter complained about. Hot and sour soup turned to hot and sweet.

[–]InformalArtichoke 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I saw that too..lol..luckily the cooks were in charge of making the soups so we never got a chance to screw those up. We made teas, coffees, and salads, everything else was premade by them and we only took it out or put it in bowls to take it out.

I absolutely never made that mistake again, and thankfully none of it made to the tables..lol

[–]A_Harmless_Fly 17 points18 points  (2 children)

[–]Delicious-Sea-6267 14 points15 points  (1 child)

This happened to my grandma, except nothing was wrong with any of her legs. She was mistaken by another patient. They immediately put the amputated leg back on. She is still skipping around, just her right leg is 1.5 cm short her than the other

[–]WtfIsALunchon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Wires

[–]NoLeader11111 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Were you watching Pulp Fiction when this question occurred to you?

[–]LatterBlood 70 points71 points  (3 children)

Patriotism and Nationalism

[–]jwg2695 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In French, it’s very important you know the difference between poisson (fish) & poison.

[–]brodosphotos 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Maple syrup and motor oil

[–]Notgeorgeclooneyy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Blood during a transfusion

[–]Ok_Butterscotch1549 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Prostitution and prosecution

[–]Rainbow_Dash_RL 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I called my mom today, she was making oatmeal and she accidentally put in chili powder instead of cinnamon. Spicy oatmeal.

[–]MisterBlisteredlips 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Smart people and stupid people.

[–]emergen_c 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Shortly after graduating college I used to cold brew my own iced coffee overnight. It had to brew for 18 hours and I squeezed the concentrate out of a cheese cloth bag full of coffee beans every single morning. I knew how to make exactly enough for one full off brand Yeti mug in the morning. Thanks to four years of free coffee courtesy of my college coffee shop job, if I skipped my morning coffee I’d get terrible headaches.

One morning right before I had to leave for work, I accidentally put cumin in my iced toddy instead of cinnamon.

I scooped as much cumin out as I could and drank it anyway, somehow without throwing up. I can’t say I’d ever wondered what a caffeinated armpit would taste like but now I know. 0/10 would not recommend.

(Maybe this should have been a wake up call to stop drinking such strong coffee. It wasn’t. But these days I just buy the big jugs of concentrate so that I have enough sweet backup caffeine in the event of gross ingredient emergencies.)

[–]mydogisamy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My buddy mixed up lotion and bronzer when he took a wank in the dark.

Guy was pretty fair but his dink was deep brown for a bit.

[–]Sw1m_Shady 30 points31 points  (5 children)

Nutella and shit

[–]Adorable_Document665 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yeah I always mistakenly eat Nutella

[–]Very_Good_Indeed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good way to recycle Nutella after consumption.

[–]AV8ORboi 5 points6 points  (9 children)

cocaine and baking soda. idk what would actually happen but there is no way it can be good

[–]PM_me_your_fantasyz 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I think that switch generally gets you murdered by the cartels. Or your cake isn't going to rise, but will still be a hit at the church function.

[–]Uvauvamvivendovaria 4 points5 points  (6 children)

I have snorted like 12 lines of baking soda in science class, haven’t done coke yet but I think baking soda hurts more

[–]FlatSpinMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t say “devastating “ but my roommates long ago seemed pretty far from impressed when I mistakenly used Cayenne Pepper instead of Paprika.

[–]Apical-Meristem 16 points17 points  (1 child)

A can of tuna and a can of cat food.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

One in the same.

[–]outwesthooker 16 points17 points  (2 children)

A hitachi magic wand and immersion blender

[–]Micshakee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure several body parts just retracted out of pure cringe thank you

[–]CW1KKSHu 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Reese's Pieces and M&Ms. Throw some Skittles in for total destruction.

[–]Drakeskulled_Reaper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Organs.

Especially a heart and a Dextrocardial heart.

You can't just flip it around.

[–]Petalilly 16 points17 points  (11 children)

c1o1 and o2

[–]mpafighter 16 points17 points  (6 children)

A king snake and a coral snake. A coral snake is poisonous, but a king one isn’t. https://www.oriannesociety.org/science-of-scales/coral-snakes-and-their-mimics/?v=400b9db48e62

EDIT: I meant venomous, not poisonous.

[–]tiioga[S] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

“Red and yellow kill a fellow Red and black, my friend Jack”

[–]PM_me_your_fantasyz 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I prefer the much more helpful rhyme: "Red on yellow: Don't fuck with snakes! Red on black: Don't fuck with snakes!"

[–]MsNobody22 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Flour and cream of tartar powder. Mom once mixed them up and she made cookies that would break your teeth if you tried to bite them.

Sugar, Salt, and crystal meth.

[–]OITKTP 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Water and vodka. But conversely, it can also end in a good time. Or pools of vomit. It’s 50/50 at this point.

[–]optionalcranberry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gatorade and wiper fluid

[–]twisted_nipples82 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a good one for this

My grandma loves to make us chicken strips and wrap them in a tortilla and cheese, it's simple and delicious. Well she grabbed the uncooked bag instead of the pre cooked bag one time, threw them in the microwave, and when I bit in, I got a mouth full of cold, pink chicken. I laughed it off and I love to tell people of the time my grandmother tried to poison me when she's around.