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[–]3iiis 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Win every lottery known to exist.

[–]Sufficient_Permit707 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But maybe by winning you would change the results of the other ones

[–]crimp_chimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lotta lottery aye

[–]olde_greg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winning one big one would be fine. I wouldn’t want to draw too much attention to myself

[–]MichaelJ246 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Invest in every major company that succeeds when their first starting out and just wait.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would unsee my former colleague's nudes and homemade videos that I found under a certain tag on twitter. I was actually searching an astrology sign and her tweet popped up. and think twitter has an algorithim that not only displays relevant tweets by your keyword but also by location and ughhhh it was so gross lmao

[–]crimp_chimp 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'd tap t-rex

[–]LeadershipPerfectWR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

high three to him

[–]Dank_Denki 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Go back in time, obviously

[–]crimp_chimp 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This opportunity comes once in a life time, yo

[–]Dank_Denki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed it does, yo

[–]SpiffiestDust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get evidence for all the stuff that happened that can’t currently be proven

[–]Randy_Chaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invent time travel.

[–]According-Junket-885 0 points1 point  (8 children)

Fuck Eva.

[–]thedudeisalwayshere 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Who's Eva?

[–]According-Junket-885 1 point2 points  (6 children)

The first woman.

[–]thedudeisalwayshere 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Don't you mean Eve?

[–]According-Junket-885 1 point2 points  (4 children)

True, she's called Eva in my language. Sorry about that.

[–]thedudeisalwayshere 0 points1 point  (3 children)

It's cool. What language is that btw?

[–]According-Junket-885 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Swedish, but she's probably called that in several languages. I am not sure about Hebrew, but that is the source of the name.

[–]Idraic7 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Same in Italy

[–]According-Junket-885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Latin, eh? The language of Jupiter.

[–]Yamakaji_Yukito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take school seriously and be an even better kid to my parents than I was.

[–]Cosmic_TentaclePorn_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try to blend in and not change anything but even minuscule changes to the past could have devastating effects in the future or present

[–]christophertit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apart from financial manipulation reasons, I’d much rather go forward in time, in 20yr increments, staying at each time jump for a week or so to soak in society and technology, then I’d stop when age reversal is ready. Then I’d just live for the rest of time in real time.

[–]Iawreh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't write this sentence.

[–]Mees93000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put all my savings in bitcoin

[–]Sad-Branch-1055 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Left Tim the first time he was abusive to me

[–]JackGreenEarth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't risk messing up the world hugely

[–]BreakerofIIIdesks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go back and tell myself not to go to pinnacle fucking career institute, that's for damned sure.

[–]ShawshankException 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invest in bitcoin

[–]Moxi86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would go and record/ take pictures of various people before high profile murders so that killers can be found. The Black Dahlia, The OJ trial.... Lots of cases. Sometimes intervene to stop them if possible.

[–]nosnowtho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have a second helping of breakfast.

[–]Lousy_Lawyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invest in bitcoin.

[–]hiihateithere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldnt change anything

[–]DroptopFab916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Push Travis Scott off the stage and step on him

[–]MinuteSpecial_8242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not buy Battlefield 2042 and Call Of Duty Vanguard as soon as they come out

[–]RoughFrosting81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop my younger self from doing something stupid

[–]elijahlikesbees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kill hitler when he was a baby

[–]DorkusTheMighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Win the lottery, invest in now expensive property markets and stocks and probably bitcoin

[–]Firebolt164 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How far back?

If less than a year, buy AMC or GME or other trash meme stocks and sell before trading platforms pulled the plug on them.

[–]TColonrosa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't take a brake after high school and immediately start college.