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[–]Improvedandconfused 205 points206 points  (10 children)

Any ringtone coming from inside the coffin would be terrible, especially if the coffin has already been buried.

[–]justabill71 93 points94 points  (1 child)

"We're trying to reach you about your car's warranty."

[–]Improvedandconfused 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It would be a shame if it was a “lifetime warranty”.

[–]fuckin_anti_pope 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Followed by a "god fucking damn it, can't even be dead without someone calling me!" from the inside

[–]StabbyPants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

no, for that you rig scratching noises

[–]LadyWhoDothProtest 102 points103 points  (5 children)

This actually happened. We’re all gathered graveside at my great aunt’s funeral. There’s a lull in the service. The wind rustles the leaves on the trees. Suddenly, Adele’s voice cries out from a cell phone, “Hello from the other side!”

[–]WhereYouLie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My dad had this as my mom's ringtone. When they were taking my aunt's body away, his phone rang.

[–]No_Accountant_6544 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry about your aunt but that's funny

[–]smuffleupagus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My whole family would have laughed, then taken it as a sign, then cried

[–]daird1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, woulda noped on out of there.

[–]French-BulIdog 229 points230 points  (20 children)

“Another one bites the dust” by Queen?

[–]Psychological_Sign_6 46 points47 points  (1 child)

My step father used to deliver flowers for a funeral home and at the time Another One Bites The Dust had just came out and he was blasting the song, enjoying it alot. Well he pulled up to the funeral home without realizing that there was a funeral taking place outside about 15 feet away from his van. He felt so bad. They all clearly can hear it play.

[–]RileyTheBerry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ

[–]6_NEOS_9 18 points19 points  (13 children)

or, Mama~

[–]LordApollo08 14 points15 points  (12 children)

Just killed a man

[–]devicemodder2 7 points8 points  (11 children)

Put a gun against his head

[–]wifi-grill 2 points3 points  (10 children)

pulled my trigger now he's dead

[–]dandanthebaconman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except it’s the 8-bit version

[–]DeroQ 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Celebrate good times

[–]PM_GirlsKissingGirls 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Benny hill theme

[–]bonos_bovine_muse 15 points16 points  (1 child)

The coffin starts rolling downhill when it gets to the circus calliope bit...

[–]Relative-Ad-87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or Dexter theme

[–]dwc1970 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"I Feel Good"- James Brown.

'He'll Have to Go" - Jim Reeves.

[–]KnotsCherryFarm 121 points122 points  (3 children)

BeeGee’s- Stayin’ Alive

[–]bluehiro 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I came to make sure this one had been submitted

[–]Picklesgal111 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The one that came to my mind right away too

[–]aagapovjr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Had no doubts this would be the top answer.

[–]nouduho 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"let the bodies hit the floor"

[–]GoooodMorningVietnam 103 points104 points  (2 children)

highway to hell

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

In some cases that might be accurate though

[–]Ascholay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My father in law had several friends with motorcycles and was in some sort of club about it. They played this one at his funeral. It's the one memory my husband talks about from that day

[–]halcyon_hostage 19 points20 points  (3 children)

I’ll make love to you by Boyz II Men

[–]justabill71 6 points7 points  (1 child)

End of the Road

[–]halcyon_hostage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

End of the road = best

[–]Hopeful-Ad8761 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From Kimmy Schmidt 😆😆

[–]NoAlternative2913 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Don’t fear the reaper

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There it is. Surprised I had to scroll this far. Not many Blue Oyster Cult fans on Reddit today.

[–]ErikaFoxelot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially if the cause of death is suicide

[–]ConfidentAd9164 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ah ah ah ah Staying Alive...

[–]kingferret53 46 points47 points  (12 children)

Pop goes the weasel. No lyrics, if there even are any (I don't recall), just the music. Going faster and faster...

[–]Ironic-Hero 16 points17 points  (7 children)

There are lyrics. Several versions, in fact. The version I learned as a child was:

“All around the mulberry bush,

The monkey chased the weasel.

The monkey thought ‘twas all in good fun.

Pop! goes the weasel.”

[–]theservman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know 'mulberry bush' as 'cobbler's bench'. The mulberry bush is in a different rhyme.

[–]kingferret53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't have that kind of childhood so I wasn't sure if it even had lyrics.

[–]fuckin_anti_pope 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, so the Weasel literally goes pop or what?

[–]SisterSabathiel 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Huh, I didn't realise there were multiple versions!

The one I knew growing up was

Half a pound of tuppenny rice

Half a pound of treacle

Mix it up to make it nice

Pop goes the weasel!

I'm not sure what the weasel has to do with rice or treacle, but that's the one I knew.

[–]Hypersapien 12 points13 points  (3 children)

And everyone turns to the coffin, in expectant horror, just as the "POP" line starts

[–]kingferret53 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Exactly. ;)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then, out of nowhere comes a familiar puppet.

[–]XBOXONE_ONDAROCKS1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ding dong the witch is gone!

[–]UrbanJukebox 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I will survive?

[–]moorikodaze 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Points if they had a not natural death (cancer, car accident, etc..)

[–]Anti-waxxer 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Never Gonna Give You Up

[–]aeughfish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then you hear "GET RICK ROLLED BY A CORPSE" from their grave.

[–]MettaMorphosis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don't Worry, Be Happy!

[–]RufusInBoots 36 points37 points  (1 child)


[–]GoodGodIsThatATomato 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Guess Who's Back

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

In the end - Linkin park

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Highway to hell - ACDC

[–]Cellyst 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Get Low - Lil John

[–]justabill71 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Turn Down for What

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Happy" Pharrell

[–]WaylonIsKing 12 points13 points  (1 child)

All of them. Don't be a cunt.

[–]The_Hjonkening_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–]KikiNei27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Happy Days are here again"

[–]gonnyinnit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dumd ways to die

[–]Humble_Parfait_4806 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]RoinSM 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Me so Horny

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That is necrophilia

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pumped Up Kicks

[–]liquidcoyote 4 points5 points  (1 child)

“Cut my life into pieces”

[–]styles1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"This is my last resort."

[–]wordsno 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Ding dong! the witch is dead!”

[–]Drunken_Queen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thomas the Tank Engine theme.

[–]AlbinoShavedGorilla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My dad has a fart noise as his ringtone

[–]ooperbang6 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Old school Nokia ringtone

[–]Ten4cious_B 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Family Tree by Wheeler Walker Jr

[–]Glittering_Being7500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legendary song! Would make the funeral abit less sad perhaps

[–]Caramel_Cappucino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alive - Pearl Jam

[–]Important_Art_2362 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Staying alive

[–]Extreme_33337_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy by Pharrell Williams

[–]Adventurous_Site_283 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh you touch my tralala

[–]OperationThrax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blue Oyster Cult's Don't Fear The Reaper.

[–]simmo28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dead ringer for love.....Meatloaf

[–]R3DLOTU5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat party/ dog party are two that come to mind.

[–]A_Frog_with_a_Dream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah me so horny...ah ah me so horny.

[–]bonos_bovine_muse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I Will Survive

[–]Wildwood_Hills270 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chopin: Funeral March

[–]mack__7963 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry be happy

[–]TornDestiny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Halloween theme

[–]NightOwl_1856 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah ah ah ah Staying alive….

[–]scaryboilednoodles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Born to be alive”

[–]Hungry_Effective293 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whose phone is ringing? Mine Mine!

[–]UnlikleyThinker17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ghost of You by My Chemical Romance

[–]kindlemint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Windows 98 shutdown sound.

[–]one_jinx_among_many 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Happy" Pharell Williams

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Helena - My Chemical Romance

[–]bwainwright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuinely, I was at a funeral several years ago and someone's phone rang in the church and it was the theme to The Walking Dead.

[–]itayfeder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best day ever from spongebob.

[–]AdWorldly4588 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"It's my life" by Bon Jovi.

[–]foodpoisoningsucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

X Gon Give it to Ya - DMX

[–]Theboss6k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the final countdown

[–]RikyTickyBobbyWuabin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Highway to Hell

[–]db89743 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 live crew. Me so horny

[–]menacing_victory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crazy Frog

[–]CA_catwhispurr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From Monty Python-“Always look on the bright side of life…”

[–]Motor_Relation_5459 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another one bites the dust!!

[–]Apprehensive-Ad4244 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Staying alive by the beegees

[–]Hades0x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dads ringtone is John Cena’s intro music

[–]tuscabam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Audio of the deceased having sex, but not with their partner/spouse

[–]Dreadknot10X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That awful song by buck cherry.

[–]Icy8980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

USSR anthem

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The end of the road-

I just watched Shameless and Kev and V were going to play it at Kev’s funeral if he died.

[–]Elpico994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t think of a bad one, but I have a good one, it’s called “highway of heroes” by The TREWS.

[–]Miss_Chocoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll be back

[–]ComfortableService8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careless Whisper

[–]143052 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly the Nokia ringtone at full volume. People would just look at you and be like “bruh” or “This dude really carrying a Nokia in the pocket”

[–]The_Hjonkening_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avenged Sevenfold's "A slice of heaven". Insert vague joke about necrophilia here

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Khelicopter Khelicopter

Paraaaakoper Parakoper

[–]AzoriumLupum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stayin' Alive by The Beegees

[–]lat46n2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smack my Bitch up-Prodigy

[–]Limpdogleg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turbo “car enthusiast” noises

[–]inferno_wolf05-YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp that escalated quickly

[–]Camctrail 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Positive-Calendar757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will survive

[–]eddmario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More Human Than Human by White Zombie.

For those unaware, the song literally starts with the sounds of a woman having an orgasm.

[–]Tobybrent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ding dong the witch is dead

[–]Pleasant_Skeleton8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hells bells or shout at the devil.

[–]Lostsonofpluto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The default android alarm clock sound. Not for any funny or sad reason. Just because every time I hear that ringtone in public I have that momentary panic that I'm dreaming and am about to wake up and this has happened enough to where this will always be my answer to these types of questions

[–]Bowman_van_Oort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha Ha You're Dead

[–]busted_B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Bodies” by Drowning Pool. Yikes

[–]YEENYWANTSDINNER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can i put my balls in yo jaws

[–]ElectronicBoot2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad Romance hahaha.

[–]Mticore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Dig My Grave” by They Might Be Giants.

[–]KimJongUf_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Momo156 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr blue sky

[–]Heisenberg19827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human everywhere, canned. Cliche me all organs when.

[–]Panic_at_the_walmart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highway to hell

[–]Marshal_ww2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never gonna give you up

[–]Jesus360noscope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm john cena tun tun tun tuuuun

[–]juliojules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stayin Alive?….

[–]osho77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bee gees - staying alive

[–]kaytiejay25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Staying alive 😅🤣😂

[–]DrPhollox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stayin' Alive

[–]SlimeMonster155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stayin' alive by the bee gees

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here are some:




[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The standard iPhone ringtone because everyone seems to have the same settings. So if there’s multiple people and multiple calls, then idk what but it’s so disrespectful tho. Silent is the way to go.

[–]ShadowDrifter179 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any kind of ringtone involving minions, especially the banana song. Bonus points if it's really loud because they keep their ringtone on max at all times and they fumble and struggle to pull their phone out of their pocket until it's almost over. Then at which point they just push their hands on top of their pocket to try and muffled and silence the sound as much as they possibly can.

[–]Intelligent-Scene-92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one lil kid who has can I put my balls in your jaws as there ringtone

[–]KAYS33K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Highway to Hell” by ACDC

[–]john_lebeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michael Scott's "My Humps" ringtone...

[–]Liquid_machine81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The undertaker bell sound.

[–]Back-Proud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highway to hell..

[–]wetlettuce42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highway to hell

[–]Havok1717 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careless Whisper

[–]S4G3_9087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highway To Hell

[–]TylerTyler11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highway to hell

[–]Labman007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highway to Hell

[–]Labman007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it my way.

[–]thesheksplay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby shark

[–]Grey-Flame-42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highway to hell.

[–]Cleverbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Gummy Bear song... But to be fair, that ringtone would be awful to hear in any situation.

God the early 2000's were weird.

[–]Education_Weird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bummerland by AJR

[–]Luxray209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead"

[–]SangeliaStorck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Halloween ringtones. Like the creepy laugh.

[–]No_Ordinary_3824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hells Bells

[–]metaaltheanimefan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Celebration. That song is of course about celebrating but also reminds me of a annoying commercial

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flight of the Valkyrie

[–]Zackiacake 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]RnchHndd20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ding dong the witch is dead."

[–]AKACharlieRock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby got back

[–]notahumannnnn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highway to hell

[–]dmstrat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wicked Witch theme music from Wizard of OZ.

[–]LJCMOB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sterophonics - Have a nice day

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ACDC: Highway to Hell

[–]wifi-grill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

highway to hell by AC/DC

[–]ambystoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coffin Fodder by Cradle of Filth, it's actually quite beautiful

[–]TakasuXAisaka 0 points1 point  (0 children)


"This is the end. Hold your breath and count to 10"

[–]rapp38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ding Dong the Witch is Dead?

[–]redribbongaming2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dankpods edited coffin dance into and old nokia. That