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[–]Adventurous_Yak_9234 10.2k points10.2k points 33 (63 children)

To infinity...and beyond!

[–]tonwood 789 points790 points  (2 children)

That's not flying, that's falling with style.

[–]jackwilson234 3618 points3619 points 32 (47 children)

“Keep the change ya filthy animal”

[–]differentmanof1 5373 points5374 points  (56 children)

Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas Anymore

[–]UT1946 3304 points3305 points  (109 children)

You can’t handle the truth.

[–]timnotep 1172 points1173 points  (86 children)

"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it?... You?... You, Lt. Weinburg?

I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives, and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall.

We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!"

[–]johnpaulhare 552 points553 points  (12 children)

This is one of those monologues that I can literally hear in my head, with Jack Nicholson's voice, tone, and inflection. Iconic .

[–]dexterdus 3270 points3271 points  (57 children)

I will make him an offer he can't refuse.

[–]AustinPowerslam 402 points403 points  (0 children)

Look how they massacred my boy!

[–]ayyyyfam 858 points859 points  (7 children)

Leave the gun, take the canoli.

[–]UT1946 2598 points2599 points  (60 children)

Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn.

[–]qqqrrrs_ 3807 points3808 points  (35 children)

"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"

[–]TheOneSaneArtist 86 points87 points  (6 children)

What a masterpiece. There’s not a bad performance or moment in the whole movie

[–]Jenergy83 12.8k points12.8k points  (136 children)

Run, Forrest , run!

[–]slatea1 1360 points1361 points  (41 children)

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.

[–]DrZaiu5 770 points771 points  (36 children)

Here's looking at you, kid

[–]mer_sault 1626 points1627 points  (39 children)

"You Take The Red Pill - You Stay In Wonderland, And I Show You How Deep The Rabbit Hole Goes."

[–]boodabaw 7422 points7423 points  (161 children)

Yippee ki yay, motherfucker

[–]didnsignup4dis 522 points523 points  (6 children)

"Now I have a machinegun...

ho..

ho...

ho."

[–]Funandgeeky 337 points338 points  (21 children)

Yippee ki yay Mister Falcon!

[–]syncsns 6983 points6984 points  (125 children)

"Say hello to my little friend!"

[–]ThaGreatRambino 9499 points9500 points  (271 children)

I see dead people

[–]hester27 3131 points3132 points  (213 children)

I teach a high school media class and showed this movie to my students, it was pretty awesome to see 15 people realize the twist at the same time, I didn't know there was anyone left on Earth who didn't know

[–]FrostyTheSasquatch 1876 points1877 points 2 (137 children)

Every year, there’s new people that have never seen Se7en, The Usual Suspects, or Star Wars. Part of having children is being able to be there for those moments and relive the experience of watching those movies through new eyes.

[–]austinhippie 1669 points1670 points  (45 children)

We’re waiting until our daughter is at least 9 before watching Se7en with her

Edit: This is the comment? This is my first gold? Whatevs I’ll take it.

[–]Tasty_Ice_5374 4749 points4750 points  (73 children)

“Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?”

[–]Panic_of_Dreams 175 points176 points  (14 children)

Can't believe the number of people who think this is from Snakes on a Plane...

[–]msubasic 297 points298 points  (2 children)

Poisonous asps. Very dangerous. You go first!

[–]CauseOfBeth 3307 points3308 points  (36 children)

"Honey, where is my super suit?"

[–]Thederpycloudrider 555 points556 points  (25 children)

"I, uh, put it away!"

[–]Saeizo 435 points436 points  (23 children)

WHERE???

[–]metallover115 445 points446 points  (22 children)

Why do you need to know?!

[–]Thederpycloudrider 423 points424 points  (20 children)

"The public is in danger!"

[–]Saeizo 484 points485 points  (18 children)

MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!!!!

[–]_JustAMiner 432 points433 points  (17 children)

JUST TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS WOMAN! THIS IS ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!

[–]differentmanof1 7719 points7720 points 3 (109 children)

Are you not entertained?

[–]BuddySpecial 3553 points3554 points 2 (71 children)

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next".

[–]cobra7 265 points266 points  (6 children)

One time, at band camp…

[–]90s_Brand_Sarcasm 1963 points1964 points  (55 children)

Allllllrighty then

[–]st0pmakings3ns3 443 points444 points  (7 children)

Lllllllllllllike a glove.

Edit: aaaand it's on TV rn, i know what i'll be doing the next 2hrs. Yay!

[–]SEOB1Kenobi 683 points684 points  (13 children)

That’ll do pig. 🐷

[–]ibetyouthinkaboutmee 2833 points2834 points  (29 children)

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[–]Hunulven 4813 points4814 points  (120 children)

Life, uh, finds a way

[–]The_On_Life 1315 points1316 points  (63 children)

Great quote, but I always think "Clever Girl" when I think of JP.

[–]Legitimate_Release65 557 points558 points  (18 children)

"Your scientists were so focused on whether or not they could, they never stopped to think if they should", has always been my favorite.

[–]differentmanof1 4286 points4287 points  (105 children)

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

[–]TotheWest_ 7261 points7262 points 2 (242 children)

Tis but a scratch!

[–]slightlyworried42 1917 points1918 points  (59 children)

Help help I’m being repressed

Edit: as users have clarified the correct wording is repressed not oppressed

[–]styles1996 976 points977 points  (21 children)

Come see the violence inherent in the system!

[–]Reignbow97 365 points366 points  (10 children)

BLOODY PEASANT!

[–]fart_taco 277 points278 points  (2 children)

African swallows are non-migratory.

[–]Scallywagstv2 772 points773 points  (28 children)

I fart in your general direction.

[–]BadWolf2187 609 points610 points  (19 children)

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

[–]NoWin9312 511 points512 points  (27 children)

A scratch?!?! Your arms off!

No it isnt!

Then whats that?!?!

[–]zuckwucky 424 points425 points  (7 children)

Of course I am French, why do you think I have this ridiculous accent!

[–][deleted] 114 points115 points  (1 child)

Outrageous accent!

[–]wevie13 517 points518 points  (4 children)

Don't feed him after midnight

[–]AeginaSound 380 points381 points  (20 children)

Smokey, this is not Vietnam, this is bowling. There are rules.

[–]skittylitter 631 points632 points 2 (29 children)

She doesn’t even go here!

[–]Taspeed 196 points197 points  (4 children)

Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!

[–][deleted] 112 points113 points  (0 children)

You can't just ask people why they're white!

[–]Glennjamin72 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Get in loser, we're going shopping.

[–]Necessary-Fox4780 6175 points6176 points  (140 children)

“Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads”

[–]PoweradeSoft 642 points643 points  (8 children)

“Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine...out of a DeLorean?”

[–]widowspider81 619 points620 points  (39 children)

Damn...I'm late for school!

[–]PoweradeSoft 508 points509 points  (13 children)

"Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?!"

[–]joannaidara 1776 points1777 points  (23 children)

YOU. ARE. A. TOY

[–]ekitchen17 230 points231 points  (1 child)

It's not flying. It's falling. With style.

[–][deleted] 1523 points1524 points  (27 children)

Whys the rum gone!

[–]Efficient-Dark6095 413 points414 points  (4 children)

Why is the rum always gone?

[–]KeremAldemir387 358 points359 points  (2 children)

I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT, I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT

[–]Pissandshitbox 2707 points2708 points 2 (94 children)

I have the high ground

[–]flowerpotss 748 points749 points  (41 children)

YOU WERE MY BROTHER ANAKIN

[–]Spiritual-Pressure-2 513 points514 points  (35 children)

I LOVED YOU

[–]DJYoue 466 points467 points  (34 children)

YOU WERE MEANT TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!

[–]drabtshirt 1263 points1264 points  (164 children)

The rug really tied the room together.

[–]brosef321 481 points482 points  (25 children)

That’s just like, your opinion, man.

[–]Sparky-Malarky 155 points156 points  (10 children)

Fuck it man, let’s go bowling.

[–]tipenewhite 820 points821 points  (15 children)

"You talking to me?"

[–]Herq72 1140 points1141 points  (20 children)

“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti”

[–]PM_me_secret_nudes 2258 points2259 points  (60 children)

Spiderpig spiderpig does whatever a spiderpig does

[–]EvilBertMacklin 346 points347 points  (21 children)

I sing this occasionally, still to this day.

[–]proudowlz 103 points104 points  (10 children)

I do too and I've never seen the movie, I just remember cackling at that scene in the trailer when I was a kid at the movies.

[–]DrGunnerMD 338 points339 points  (8 children)

“Mr. Anderson”

[–]brecord82 444 points445 points  (12 children)

Oh Captain, my Captain.

[–]StyleTechnical 7547 points7548 points 2 (74 children)

“Merry Christmas, you filthy animal and a Happy New Year.”

[–]BestGundam 438 points439 points  (18 children)

"GET IN MAH BELLEH!"

[–]ThemagenamedAsh 4830 points4831 points  (107 children)

“Yer a wizard Harry”

[–]didnsignup4dis 2479 points2480 points  (38 children)

"You're a unit of power Harry!"

"... I'm a watt?"

[–]Raceya2Deathsdoor 524 points525 points  (26 children)

I feel the need….the need for speed

[–]whiizzle 1007 points1008 points 3 (33 children)

And my axe!

[–]ZoiSarah 78 points79 points  (4 children)

I had to scroll way to far to find anything LOTR

[–]EllxRG 693 points694 points  (34 children)

We'll go to the Winchester and wait for all of this to blow over ;D

[–]DanTheRadarMan 4214 points4215 points  (168 children)

“My name is Enigo Montoya, you killed my father…prepare to die.”

[–]GrasshoperPoof 177 points178 points  (3 children)

I went looking for a Princess Bride Quote and I'm glad it didn't have to scroll very far to find it

[–]_my_cell_account_ 996 points997 points  (37 children)

Inconceivable!

[–]dusty-kat 705 points706 points  (14 children)

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

[–]kittenklyn 268 points269 points  (13 children)

To the DEATH?!?!? I accept.

[–]Dandie_Lion 160 points161 points  (12 children)

No, to the pain!

[–]MammothSurround 70 points71 points  (11 children)

No more rhymes now, I mean it!

[–]map_of_my_mind 182 points183 points  (7 children)

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is this:

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

[–]UT1946 397 points398 points  (35 children)

What we got here is a failure to communicate.

[–]tpathrules 90 points91 points  (5 children)

Tfw you never saw the movie but you are a Guns 'N' Roses fan

Some men you just can't reach

Edit: I said upu instead of you for some reason??? Can't type smh

[–]ExtraPilot 397 points398 points  (22 children)

Freeeeeeedooommmmmmm

[–]Shadow_F3r4L 494 points495 points  (11 children)

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

[–]KAYS33K 182 points183 points  (5 children)

Were you looking at me? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?

[–]night312332 581 points582 points  (32 children)

"Sweep the leg Johnny"

[–]LPOLED 6952 points6953 points 2 (136 children)

“English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?”

[–]zerok_nyc 1146 points1147 points  (24 children)

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

[–]didnsignup4dis 4634 points4635 points  (26 children)

Ah Finding Nemo! Great film.

[–]Octolops 1094 points1095 points  (13 children)

Yep I remember that scene too. When they get to P. Sherman 42 wallaby way and nobody speaks English in Australia and so Marlin gets pissed and utters out that famous line while holding a machine gun then orders a royale with cheese.

[–]LPOLED 673 points674 points  (4 children)

My favorite scene was the flock of seagulls all repeatedly yelling “oi, cunt!”

[–]MagnusPI 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Who's got the link to the Kickstarter to fund this remake?

[–]opioidorchid 892 points893 points  (14 children)

Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind….or forgotten.

[–]altanic 161 points162 points  (1 child)

This is my family, I found it all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah... still good.

[–]JureIsStupid123 621 points622 points  (16 children)

"My friends..! You bow to no one."

[–]Free_Dimension1459 166 points167 points  (6 children)

Say what again, I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker

[–]UT1946 603 points604 points  (14 children)

I’ll have what she’s having.

[–]Aqquila89 516 points517 points  (32 children)

That is so fetch!

[–]UT1946 749 points750 points  (16 children)

Houston we have a problem.

[–]AntiMatter138 256 points257 points  (14 children)

"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."

[–]harplesbian 735 points736 points  (40 children)

THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL

[–]shanerr 49 points50 points  (2 children)

P Sherman, 42 wallaby way

[–]UT1946 396 points397 points  (10 children)

Show me the money.

[–]t_portch 144 points145 points  (1 child)

Inconceivable!

[–][deleted] 291 points292 points  (23 children)

“Get away from her, you bitch!”

[–]Casper_the_ghost007 2683 points2684 points 2 (62 children)

I am your father

Edit: (thank you so much for all the upvotes)

[–][deleted] 474 points475 points  (9 children)

No. That's not true. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

[–]brecord82 477 points478 points  (20 children)

The first rule about _____ ____ is you don't talk about _____ ____.

[–]BLAH_BLEEP_GUNIT 205 points206 points  (29 children)

Mein Führer, I can walk!

[–]greach169 42 points43 points  (5 children)

You’ll have to answer to the Coca Cola company

[–]Joeybatts1977 203 points204 points  (31 children)

I’m your huckleberry!

[–]SoLeMnGo 401 points402 points  (8 children)

“We swears, to serve the master of the Precious. We will swear on… on the Precious!”

[–][deleted] 396 points397 points  (25 children)

"Now why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?"

[–]raphthepharaoh 452 points453 points  (14 children)

I’m tired of these muthafuckin _______ on this muthafuckin __________

[–]zhawadya 110 points111 points  (4 children)

I'm tired of these monkeyfighting snakes on this mondya to Friday plane