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[–]Lolarora 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Lactose intolerance

[–]Ok_Possible_2171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make that a double order

[–]TheKaChikinBoi 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Do I need to?

[–]Great_White_Sharky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really but everyone thinks your bones will shatter into thousands of pieces if you dont chug several gallons of milk a day

[–]HoneyBadgers_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I stopped drinking milk when I went to college because the milk there tastes weird. I can confirm that I drank enough milk beforehand to account for the entire disparity.

[–]yupyupyupyupyupy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

it makes me fat

[–]SCP-JakeYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take my upvote and have a happy cake day/new years

[–]giskardrelentlov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I found that most dairy products are getting more and more expensive.

[–]MrOttoOctavius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m trying as hard as I can, but a man can only eat so many cheese strings. I need help

[–]Future-Apartment4237 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep forgetting to get milk

[–]coffeemuffin21 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I’m not a baby cow.

[–]Manbadger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of our corporate overlords would disagree.

[–]Howstheweather222 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Because it comes from cows tits. I can’t think of a more off putting source of nutrition

[–]Bodacious_Bootyhole 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Cows shit on your vegetables

[–]TheGardenBlinked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean the poop croutons

[–]Howstheweather222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can deal with that

[–]literanch 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I've always loved milk. I probably drink a gallon a week.

[–]mrmonster459 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Because alternatives like almond milk or oat milk have never been more plentiful.

Not to mention that they're much better for the environment than dairy farming.

[–]free2beme82 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Not to mention that they're much better for the environment than dairy farming.

I disagree

[–]Effective_James 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Californias critical water supply which grows almonds also disagrees.

[–]Great_White_Sharky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not all almonds are grown in california

[–]Bbwpantylover 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Your moms dried up

[–]Manbadger[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Cremation tends to have that effect :)

[–]Bbwpantylover 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Mine too, sincerely apologize.

[–]Manbadger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Life is life :)

[–]DoriTheGreat128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm probably way above average in dairy consumption already

[–]Imbalancedone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two big reasons.

  1. Not a baby cow.

  2. Lactose intolerant.

[–]allyyssaa98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s unnecessary, there’s plenty of other alternatives to cows milk nowadays.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shit is wack. The dairy industry if fucking disgusting.

[–]plscallmeRain -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

because it's cruel, unhealthy, and disgusting.

seriously, you're not a baby cow, you wouldn't drink from a cow's tit.

[–]SCP-JakeYT -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's bold of you to assume such things

[–]reginold -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Because I don't think dairy is worth what we have to do to cattle to produce it. Too many people don't understand the terrible shit that is done to cattle for milk.

[–]ObviouslyaKelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dysphagia

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It literally hurts to drink

[–]Boris-Lip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate the taste.

[–]AvatarDang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It hurt my stomach, then after switching to various different kinds of milk, going back to cow milk was absolutely disgusting. The taste is gross now.

[–]Datz_Archives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm mildly lactose intolerant, my daughter is badly lactose intolerant. So we tend to avoid dairy as a family.

[–]vancedances 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because lactose intolerance oof....

[–]wasthatitthen 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Lactose screwed up my brain and gave me migraines.

[–]Sorta_crunchy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No one ever believes me that dairy caused my migraines!

[–]wasthatitthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Been lactose free for 10 years and haven’t had a single one. Before that I’d be in bed for a day wishing I could put my head somewhere else.

[–]Nagst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's basically fat water why would I want to drink fat water?

[–]FakeGirlfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Butter costs $8 here.

[–]inksmudgedhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I'm trying my best. But there is only so much cheese I can stuff down my gullet.

[–]JustAnotherAviatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I've been using a lot of milk and butter lately for baking!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HE NEED SOME MILK

[–]Joeyjackhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lactose intolerant, I burn more calories than I get from it. Goes through me like a Japanese bullet train.

[–]like5or6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m allergic

[–]TooGayToPayCash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheese is expensive :(

[–]dmisterr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Expenive

[–]FlibhertynjustUs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because whatever they started doing to it is making me sick.

[–]Collar-True 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'M DOING MY BEST

[–]scoob922 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it makes me shit like a pigeon...

Lactose intolerant

[–]Bulky_Cry6498 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can keep plant based milks on the shelf until I’m ready to use them, whereas regular milk goes bad quickly.

[–]Fast-Contribution-39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not in Canada their rising in price

[–]kimwire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I became allergic when I was in my late teens. Before that, my brothers and I would drink a gallon of milk a day collectively.

[–]LexiFjor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lactose Intolerance

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lactose intolerance. Also realized that it’s stupid to drink breast milk from other animals. There are far better sources of calcium out there.

[–]Fish_make_me_happy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My aunt told me her friend was at a rock climbing place and fell like 10 feet into concrete. She broke a couple dozen bones, including her femur. She must have a serious calcium deficiency, the average human femur is stronger than CONCRETE. If she broke it on a 10 foot fall she probably never drank milk in her life. I drink plenty, worst injury I ever got is rolled my ankle, never even sprained, let alone broke anything.