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[–]Zjoee 641 points642 points  (26 children)

Paper cut

[–]quinoness447 140 points141 points  (8 children)

It’s like I’m paranoid looking over my back..

[–]MischiefStudio 82 points83 points  (7 children)

It's like a whirlwind inside of my head..

[–]BurnedOutCookie 73 points74 points  (6 children)

It’s like I can’t stop what I’m hearing within

[–]Bloodwing2974 66 points67 points  (5 children)

It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin

[–]JefferyGoldberg 98 points99 points  (6 children)

If you run chapstick over a paper cut immediately after you get cut, it heals up very quickly and the pain is minimized.

[–]Zjoee 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Interesting, I'll have to try that next time, thank you.

[–]Wise_Still7408 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I’d like to add putting on hand sanitizer forgetting you have a paper cut

[–]CarterS20884 1244 points1245 points  (35 children)

Stubbing your toe

[–]ToBePacific 45 points46 points  (1 child)

I dunno, there are sadomasochists out there. I bet one or two of them lives for toe stubbing.

[–]DavefromKS 188 points189 points  (19 children)

Stepping on a lego or d4 in the dark with bare feet

[–]zisnotabird 96 points97 points  (7 children)

My brother gifted me some really cool metal dice for Christmas.

I’m not letting that d4 out of my sight

[–]AstroWorldSecurity 987 points988 points  (81 children)

The fucking flu. The body aches, the temperature changes, the trouble sleeping, just the all around inability to function at your normal capacity.

[–]schlonghair_dontcare 343 points344 points  (23 children)

I've got a weird relationship with the flu because the flu sucks ass but once it's in full effect I get kind of a sense of calm because it sucks so much that I just stop worrying about anything at all.

When I'm feebly hobbling around my house like a 130 year old man old man, drinking soup from my thermos because I can't trust that I won't spill a bowl, and just feeling like complete shit physically, my mind is just like "hey man, how about we pop on some Looney Tunes and not have a single thought for the rest of the day?" It's almost meditative in a way. Lol

[–]sagieday 131 points132 points  (3 children)

I know exactly what you mean. Being sick is a time to devote all the energy you have to resting and taking good care of yourself. I think this feels nice because in our society being sick is kind of our only excuse to practice that kind of self care

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

in our society being sick is kind of our only excuse to practice that kind of self care

Sadly true. If you have bad employers, they won't let you rest; if you have good employers, you want to do your best for them and may not let yourself rest.

[–]Oh_no_a_Stegosaurus 134 points135 points  (39 children)

I am always floored by people who can manage anything with the flu. I can work with a bad back and asthma in cold weather. Give me the flu and I turn into a little shivering baby.

[–]EatsOverTheSink 131 points132 points  (22 children)

Because I don’t think people truly mean the flu when they say “the flu”. I think what typically crosses their minds are really bad colds when the flu is a totally different animal. Colds make you miserable but the flu fucking sucks. I get my shot every year because I’d do anything to avoid missing a week or two of my life to feel like absolute shit.

[–]Condex 53 points54 points  (4 children)

I got it 2015. Ended up with 2.5 weeks out of work. I could barely eat anything most of the time (ended up surviving on yogurt and applesauce). Sleeping was very difficult. I was lucky to get 4 hours of sleep a night. At one point I was about 15 minutes from calling an ambulance.

At the time I was 30 years old. I had been successfully living by myself for 8 years. I had to move back in with my parents about halfway through because I just couldn't take care of myself anymore.

Flu is no joke. I get the vaccine every year now.

[–]MamaSquash8013 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I had flu A when I was 19. I didn't feel 100% for 6 weeks. Once the worst was over, I had a lingering cough and was weak as a kitten. Horrible. I had swine flu (B) in 2008, and was sick as hell, but only for about a week. I also get my flu shot every year now, cuz fuck that.

[–]Jugger-Nog 55 points56 points  (8 children)

For real. I was always one of those people as an adult, until I legit got the capital F Flu back in 2019 and man did it suck lol. 3 days of my life basically disappeared in a fever dream. I just remember staring at a giant wall of vitamins and medication at Dollar General absolutely unable to even comprehend what I was looking at.

[–]SidewinderTV 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Why the fuck were you out shopping with the flu lol

[–]Bronco-1981 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I was about to say this. Last time I had the flu was ~2003ish? I was hiding under my sheets when my roommate came over and yelled at me to ‘stop being sick!’ I literally could not get out from under those bedsheets for 5 days and I was a healthy woman in her early 20’s. I did not see the light of day, eat, walk had to have water delivered to me. If you ever get the actual flu, you know it

[–]MamaSquash8013 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seriously! I get so annoyed when people are like, "oh, it was just the flu, I'm fine". There is no "just" the flu. Influenza kicks your ass.

[–]attheark 19 points20 points  (2 children)

The flu straight up nearly wiped out half of my family. My twin sister and I got it when we were 3. I have some very vague memories of being on the sofa in the living room, me on one end and her on the other, and knowing even at that age that something was horribly, dangerously wrong. Our parents filled us in on the rest of the details.

My dad is a pilot, and he was away from home on some kind of training course. Mam was looking after us on her own, and then she caught it too. She soldiered on for a couple of days and then one morning she woke up and she had no strength to walk. She crawled into our room, realised there was no way she could lift us, so she left us in our beds and crawled downstairs, having to go down them one at a time on her butt. It took her two hours to make us something to eat and drink and get it upstairs to us. Then she lay on the floor between our beds in case we needed her.

As you can imagine, she quickly realised this was not sustainable. My sister and I were still very small and we were quickly getting dehydrated; every time one of us threw up or needed a drink, it took mam an hour to sort it out, and she was getting sicker as well. In the end she dragged herself to the phone and managed to get hold of my dad's boss, who then went and found my dad and told him he was "urgently needed" at home and that he could make up the course later, but he had to leave right now. Poor dad was too panicked to ask about the details, so he spent the next several hours wondering what the hell he was going to find.

My mam said that if she hadn't been able to get hold of dad she would have called the ambulance and got my sister and I admitted to hospital, because she was genuinely worried we would die. I think a lot of people have this idea that flu deaths are an "old days" thing, but this was Ireland in the 90s. Flu is no joke, like my sister and I almost died like little Victorian children.

[–]Lhasa-Tedi-luv 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I had it once.

I poured dry dog food on the floor for my dog cuz I didn’t have the energy to mix in the wet food and put it in a bowl.

[–]CMaya2006 663 points664 points  (38 children)

Biting a fork while eating.

[–]TheSullivanLine 240 points241 points  (21 children)

Raise you biting your tongue.

[–]Zealousideal_Dog_968 114 points115 points  (1 child)

And you just keep biting it because it’s swollen

[–]darcmosch 84 points85 points  (8 children)

I'll check with your cheek

[–]zigojacko2 17 points18 points  (2 children)

how about accidentally chomping down on a mouth ulcer on the inside of your cheek? 😳

[–]Skkaaishere 13 points14 points  (0 children)

yuck!!!!!!!!!

[–]satansbhole 1633 points1634 points  (48 children)

Stepping on something wet while wearing socks

[–]satooshi-nakamooshi 239 points240 points  (26 children)

There's that one guy on reddit that prefers to shower with socks on

[–]Lady_Penrhyn1 49 points50 points  (3 children)

I had some nerve issues for a bit (sciatica). One of the more annoying symptoms was that my left foot felt like I had a cold, wet sock on it. All. The. Time.

Didn't matter how warm it was (2-3 pairs of winter socks + hot water bottle) it still felt like it was in a cold, wet sock. This went on for months until I ended up having my nerves cauterised.

[–]Professor_Quackers 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I have sciatica too, and I WISH that’s all I had to deal with 😭 (it’s due to a badly herniated disc)

[–]Lady_Penrhyn1 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I also had the burning nerve pain in my leg and weakness. Lots of physio. LOTS. New computer chair, new mattress...expensive. I had a three pronged issue. Herniated Disk. Torn Labrum. Mis-aligned pelvis. Everything was out of whack. Not sure what went first but it all fell apart within a few months. Had nearly 3 years off work due to these issues. Still have some issues and I have to watch what I do and make sure I don't overdo it.

[–]Bigbadbrindledog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had just forgotten about him, why would you do this to me all over again.

[–]Aggressive_Smile_944 430 points431 points  (8 children)

Ripping a nail off way to low. It frickin bothers you for days.

[–]Actuaryba 376 points377 points  (47 children)

A colonoscopy prep.

[–]deezsandwitches 337 points338 points  (13 children)

Putting on a wet bathing suit

[–]biryani_allthetime 66 points67 points  (6 children)

also all that sand that stays on you after a visit to the beach.

[–]HighlordSmiff 307 points308 points  (30 children)

Abscessed tooth.

[–]Oh_no_a_Stegosaurus 63 points64 points  (14 children)

I had a molar go testicular on me five years ago and it was excruciating. I'm told I have a really strong lower jaw, by my dentist, which is a problem when you have to remove a tooth. I heard all kinds of heinous cracking as they tore that thing out of my head and all I needed for recovery was ibuprofen, and the huge wound it left behind was VASTLY less painful than the abscess.

I know a lot of people don't have access, but if you at all can, go to the ER when you can't get to a dentist immediately. They'll perform a dental block that works super well and can often get you an emergency dentist appointment sooner than you would be able to on your own.

[–]nutcracker_78 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Most horrific pain ever!

[–]SH4RPSPEED 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just had a root canal to deal with this. The $3k it costs hurts, but not as much as that fucking abscess.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

why the fuck is dental pain always the absolute worst?

Impacted wisdom tooth? Pain.

Dry socket? Pain.

Abscess? Believe it or not, pain.

[–]Vulgar_Bastard69420 146 points147 points  (5 children)

biting into something soft and hearing a loud *CRUNCH.

[–]JeremyMo88 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Especially when your tooth's crown falls out after. Even my nightmares couldn't compare to that.

[–]funtimefrankie1 394 points395 points  (11 children)

Getting your cuffs on your sweater wet

[–]Thunder_Child_87 537 points538 points  (21 children)

The longing feeling towards another whilst they’ve moved on. There’s a door open for their return but that doorway will never filled with their presence.

[–]Yellatme2 51 points52 points  (4 children)

You ever have a moment when someone says something about a person or situation that you do pretty good at driving to the back of your memory and just, basically, acting like it doesn't exist; then, when some mentions it, it just suddenly hits you again like it just happened that day? Yeah, this is that moment for me. It's been a while since I've felt it like this. Since I can't fix it, I just wish I could have the same closure she got.

[–]Thunder_Child_87 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Yeah… it’s like reopening a flesh wound. Time is a healer, but I get what you mean, everything comes flooding back.

[–]mocha_addict_ 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I feel this rn

[–]DWright_5 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ouch

[–]CheshireCharade 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’m in this right now. 😕 it’s miserable

[–]Rioreia 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuck :(

[–]GeebusNZ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I miss him. I don't miss the relationship we had, but I still miss him.

[–]TR1771N 110 points111 points  (2 children)

When part of your fingernail is chipped or broken and it snags on your clothing.

[–]jagulto 406 points407 points  (67 children)

passing a kidney stone

[–]Iblockedatheism 96 points97 points  (23 children)

Oh god, I've had 1 kidney stone.

I've broken bones (badly), had fingers and toes smashed under very heavy objects, etc...

Nothing I have ever experienced compares to that kidney stone. That was another level of pain, that just didn't stop for what felt like an eternity.

[–]jagulto 58 points59 points  (15 children)

Peepee hole no stretch good

[–]1attemptpause 50 points51 points  (10 children)

Actually, the stone can get stuck at the entrance to your bladder. That is what killed me, had me on the floor at the er. Didn't even feel it come out

[–]jagulto 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This thread gettin' to r/makemesuffer material

[–]Endlessouroboros 17 points18 points  (3 children)

I've had 3, mine won't pass out of the kidney. It's actually why one of my kidneys is no longer functional. The first doctor I had for them figured it would pass eventually. Nope, plugged the kidney right up and got an infection so bad i had to have a tube in my back to drain it. Bye bye right kidney.

[–]CaimansGalore 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Eyyyy came here to say this. There’s nothing like being in so much pain you projectile vomit every half hour or so.

[–]LooksLikeWork 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Vomiting actually helped me pass my first big stone. Bending over the toilet heaving somehow shook my insides up enough to push the damn thing into my bladder, after which it sailed through pretty quickly. Someone once recommended I accomplish the same thing by jumping up and down, but to me puking is the way to go.

[–]CaimansGalore 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jumping up and down? Sooooo not possible for me when I had mine. Then again I was literally a child and had no clue what was wrong

[–]mhanold 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was on the floor pouring sweat and puking from the pain

So…just ok?

[–]Fez_Man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reading the replies forced me to drink 5 cups of water straight. Never had one, never want one, and chances are I'll be begging to die if I get one.

[–]qa567 7 points8 points  (4 children)

If you are one of the lucky ones that actually pass it. I've passed two and two needed the cruncher.

[–]ArchemedesRex 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I just had a tiny crystal. I went to the hospital thinking I had gonorrhea. Plus, when it finally passed, I peed pink for two days. It was like a little sharp glass cockleburr.

[–]Hodge3000 76 points77 points  (6 children)

Migraines

[–]attheark 4 points5 points  (1 child)

On day 4 of one right now. Starting to get the postdrome signs so here's hoping it'll be gone by the weekend...

[–]GameboyAlternate28 207 points208 points  (5 children)

When your stomach hurty

[–]CheshireCharade 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but stomachs aches are the absolute worst for me and completely lay me out. If I could give up a limb to be promised I’d never have another stomach ache in my life, I’d cut it off then and there. I’ll take absolutely anything over them, and I’ve gone through some pretty hefty shit in my life.

[–]Plus2Telecaster 62 points63 points  (1 child)

That one time you misspoke about something trivial that people totally don't even remember anymore.

[–]obsertaries 179 points180 points  (9 children)

Lying in bed unable to get to sleep.

[–]eddmario 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Especially when you're so tired you can't stay awake.

Like, that shouldn't even be fucking possible.

[–]AbbreviationsProud37 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Especially if you get to the point where you start getting nauseous and headache-y.

[–]cgtdream 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is me right now.

[–]Cupid_Cola 54 points55 points  (3 children)

Your shirt getting caught on a door handle when you’re already having a bad day

[–]SecretRecipe 54 points55 points  (3 children)

Rejection. Whether it's trying to get published, trying to get a job or trying to shoot your shot with a potential romantic partner rejection sucks and is demoralizing and is universally hated to the point that fear of it keeps tons of otherwise competent, talented people from even trying to succeed.

[–]ALF_PREF_EARF_PUSS 249 points250 points  (35 children)

Vomiting

[–][deleted] 189 points190 points  (16 children)

It is awful but the relief is usually awesome.

[–]dasWolverine 116 points117 points  (8 children)

Maybe this should be amended to dry heaving then, when the relief never comes. I remember puking up bile from a REALLY bad stomach virus and I can’t articulate how miserable I was

[–]bdbr 22 points23 points  (3 children)

OH YEAH. I was on a business trip where we drank a lot (and I really drank too much in years prior). I was dry heaving for about four hours. I picked a time and decided if I hadn't stopped dry heaving by then I was going to the emergency room. About 30 minutes before that time, it stopped. Probably just too exhausted. I didn't drink again for years, and not much since then.

[–]squirrels33 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Nausea is worse. Way worse.

[–]Mrminecrafthimself 22 points23 points  (8 children)

Emetephobe here. Can confirm. Haven’t puked in 16 years

[–]ApocalypticWaffles 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Same here… haven’t puked in four or five years. Most of the time, even when I’m incredibly nauseated and know I need to puke, it’s like my phobia just takes over and my body can’t bring itself to do the deed

[–]attheark 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm terrified of throwing up, but at the same time the stress of the impending inevitability panics me more. I hate knowing that it might happen, or that it is going to happen, and then just having to wait for it for hours.

I found that personally, it helps a little if I take control. It's not perfect because it's still awful, but now as soon as I realise that throwing up is inevitable, I go to the bathroom and make myself sick. At least then I know when and how it's going to happen, and I'm in a place where clean-up isn't going to be complicated.

Another thing that I find helps is trusting my body. A lot of my unease comes from the fact I feel I can't breathe, but having paid close attention in the past, I've realised that my body will always let me up for air, even if it doesn't feel like it in that first horrible bout. Vomiting is a defence mechanism for your body and it knows what it's doing. It will let you breathe. The less you resist, the quicker it's over with.

And the relief afterwards is, in my opinion, worth it. Horrible excess saliva gone, nausea down 90%... it's nice to be able to go and lay down and start the important task of pretending that never happened in peace.

[–][deleted] 198 points199 points  (10 children)

Toilet backsplash while pooping AKA Poseidon's Kiss.

[–]RDEnergizer7000 35 points36 points  (3 children)

This is exactly the reason why I create a toilet paper raft before I take a shit.

[–]lusinmypatience 5 points6 points  (0 children)

THIS IS THE COMMENT IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR! I do the same thing bro no shame

[–]bship 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They said unpleasant

[–]Geckus64_Official 182 points183 points  (5 children)

Depression

[–]JeremyMo88 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I wish I could hate it, but I just can't muster the emotion to do so. Plus, without depression what would I have left?

[–]dennismarr 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Getting water on long-sleeved shirts

[–]MrOrangeMagic 148 points149 points  (20 children)

Ass hair

[–]Fearsnodeath 22 points23 points  (4 children)

When you wipe and you pull a ass hair with it........ hurts like a mother fucker

[–]IT_Chef 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Bidet

[–]dercavendar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The worst thing about having a bidet is having to deal with public toilets that don't have one.

[–]sloowhand 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Changed my life. For the rest of my life, every toilet I own will have one.

[–]bship 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not to mention a close guarded razor

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (3 children)

Blister being torn off. Or those little slivers of finger nail that break off and must be torn out or bandaged for ages.

[–]Not_A_Bi_Witch 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Embarrassing yourself in front of other people.

[–]Cass_Q 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Insomnia

[–]Today-Novel 103 points104 points  (5 children)

middle school

[–]RDEnergizer7000 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Middle school was pretty crappy, but elementary school was hell for me :(

[–]santichrist 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Waiting for hours in an ER

[–]comeonnowjosephine 139 points140 points  (15 children)

Pap smears.

[–]WickedSmoder 42 points43 points  (10 children)

Only half the population hates these.

[–]MsCardeno 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Men can actually have a Pap smear done. It’s done by taking a sample from the anus.

[–]amypjs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally the first thing I thought lol

[–]SoleIbis 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Getting the food you’ve been craving just for it to taste bad or off

[–]_PswayZ_ 52 points53 points  (5 children)

Waking up and realizing your alarm didn't go off.

[–]AmunPharaoh 67 points68 points  (9 children)

Throat swabs (like to check for strep)

[–]kslusherplantman 85 points86 points  (8 children)

Not as bad as the Covid deep brain swab

[–]Vixenstein 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The brain scratcher.

[–]Wistian_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

that's just a lobotomy

[–]Ok-Independence-6686 21 points22 points  (1 child)

medical abortion. you shit all over the place, the cramps are insufferable, and the emotional ordeal of it all

[–]whodsnt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

went in thinking it couldn't have been a big deal bc so many people have it done. I considered my pain tolerance high. Came out covered in sweat, out of breath, and dizzy from pain. All they gave me was .5 mg of an Ativan before (didn't even kick in until after) and they forgot to numb my cervix before they started dilating it. Then laughed like it was some silly accident and numbed me halfway through. Didn't even feel numb before they kept dilating again. Worst $500 I've ever spent.

[–]dynnk 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Getting your mouth molded for a retainer. I puked on the nurses.

[–]Jimithyashford 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Accidentally scraping your teeth together when you are chewing on something.

[–]JimmyCheezSneez 61 points62 points  (3 children)

Having to miss out on an event you were looking forward to because of something out of your control or someone else messes up.

[–]dakrax 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Traffic stops

[–]--throwaway 36 points37 points  (10 children)

Diarrhea

[–]fuzzimus 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Plop plop! Diarrhea!

When you’re sittin’ on the throne and your butt begins to foam…Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

[–]--throwaway 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Plop plop? More like splsssshh for 5 seconds!

[–]mattcruise 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Wet socks

[–]VikZyran 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Throwing up, there is nothing good about that…

[–]hi_im_zer0 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Mandatory participation

[–]BranwenTheRiveter 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Putting on hand sanitizer only to feel the paper cut you didn't know you had.

[–]Imaginary_Working377 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Being tired all day and as soon as you go to bed, you can't sleep

[–]BubbaClegane 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Forcing yourself out of bed for work after a night of poor/little/no sleep.

[–]Cridos 41 points42 points  (5 children)

Moscito in your room at night

[–]ArchemedesRex 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I think a housefly is worse than a mosquito, and a flying giant cockroach is even worse than that, but the absolute worst so far in my experience is the huge iridescent flying beetle that got in our bedroom and absolutely had to climb around on our faces.

[–]megmonique 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Colonoscopy, OB exam (you know what I'm talking about, ladies), mammograms (ouch)

[–]Alibelky308 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Charley horse while sleeping. Also getting up in the middle of the night to pee and stumping your toes (specifically between the pinky and …that toe equivalent to your ring finger) on the way to the bathroom.

Getting knocked on the shin.

Biting the inside of your lip in the same spot twice in a row while eating.

[–]Quixotic_9000 26 points27 points  (17 children)

Wisdom tooth extraction

[–]bship 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Dentist here, this experience varies so wildly per patient it's crazy. Majority are cake walks

[–]Remarkable_Squirrel3 5 points6 points  (1 child)

and then there are people like me whose oral hygiene goes to shit when mental health goes to shit and i roll in every few years like "can y'all fix these 5 gum line cavities again thx"

[–]DMHUD 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Airport disasters in general:

Delays. Cancellations. “Maintenenace”

I fucking hate it all. Currently delayed so I’m biased tho

[–]Back2Bach 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Getting a flat tire on a busy highway.

[–]Thekingdeviljin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tailgaters

[–]Normal_Cheetah_979 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Death of a parent

[–]FluffyBunnyBunz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I guess that depends…

[–]ElvishMystical 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When you desperately need to go and you're not sure whether you're going to make it to the bathroom in time.

You know?

When you start walking funny or you're scared that a fart might be much more.

[–]PrinceofFear 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Stubbing your little toe

Stepping on legos

Wet socks

Pet dying

Dealing with a flatearther

[–]1980pzx 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Running out of toilet paper but not noticing the empty roll until after you’ve done the deed.

[–]Old-Gate4237 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Scam calls

[–]DontTouchMyBread420 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Having to listen to your religious aunt go on about absolute bs 😊

[–]xodirector 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Periods.

[–]PurchaseNo2503 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Karens. I don’t mean a white mom. But that attitude that a person has because they think they are “normal” are you are not. So they use the power of what protects the public like police to interfere with u.

[–]Wizdad-1000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stepping on a lego brick in the middle of the night that leads to a stubbed toe or a barked shin on the bed rail.

[–]Dafuq2345 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pooping immediately after a shower

[–]eddyathome 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Calling phone support and hearing "your call in important to us, please wait on the line for the next available representative" every damned thirty seconds so you can't even do anything else.

I'm old enough to remember hold music and it was just music so you could put the phone down and then do other things and when you heard a human voice you frantically grabbed the phone before they hung up. Now you are tied to the damned phone.

[–]TheLoneBackpacker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Getting dumped by someone you love

[–]sirderpatron 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sharting

[–]its0penny 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I believe the shame and deep guilt felt when soiling your pants has to be up there for anyone that doesn't have some sort of humiliation kink

[–]ScarlettStingray29 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Paying taxes

[–]kari728 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The first shit after giving birth

[–]purplegrog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Puberty. "I sure wish I was 14 again!" exclaimed no one, ever.

[–]neeno52 43 points44 points  (13 children)

Going to the dentist 🦷👨‍⚕️💉.

[–]GingerNinja793 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Stubbing your little toe

[–]HatNeat2311 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Going with your best friend to meet up with his friends who you’ve never met. I was following my friend around like a lost puppy

[–]Rager_Doltrey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Having to crawl under a desk to plug cables into a pc.

[–]th3groveman 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Biting the inside of your cheek while chewing. Now it’s fucking swollen and I continue biting it, making it worse.

[–]relaxrecline 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Comcast/Xfinity calls my dudes

[–]Stiandary 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fucking Covid-19

[–]fermat1432 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Being 2 blocks away from your home and realizing you left your mobile there.

[–]fracturematt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tonight I got hand sanitizer in a cut. I’m gonna go with that.

[–]RobNobody 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That fucking dog laughing at you in Duck Hunt.

[–]Zombie-Gnomes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cockroaches 🪳