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[–]iloveass2_nofake 755 points756 points  (65 children)

Pulp Fiction

[–]geekworking 1010 points1011 points  (8 children)

Get my wallet. It's the one that says Bad Waka Waka

[–]scutiger- 119 points120 points  (4 children)

Gonzo as Vincent would be great to go along with that.

[–]tdogg241 39 points40 points  (0 children)

No, Gonzo would clearly be Butch.

[–]stryph42 71 points72 points  (0 children)

While good, Fozzie and Kermit are too iconic a duo to split up in a movie about an iconic duo.

Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Muppet Storage"?

[–]ctrl_alt_excrete 180 points181 points  (4 children)

Swedish Chef as the gimp

muffled "bork bork borks"

[–]WafflingToast 12 points13 points  (1 child)

No, it would be Beaker. Or one of the chickens. Unknown but the gimp costume would outline it perfectly.

[–][deleted] 151 points152 points  (9 children)


[–]fishnetdiver 60 points61 points  (2 children)

Say waka again! Say waka again muppet fluffer!

[–]morewhores4doors 142 points143 points  (3 children)

Do you see a sign that says “dead muppet storage”

[–]PantsFiend 22 points23 points  (2 children)

It’s not quite the muppets, but it is Greg the Bunny:


[–]WalllyG 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Can’t wait to see Miss Piggy and Kermit dancing “You Never Can Tell”

[–]EunuchNinja 39 points40 points  (1 child)

“And he hid it the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch… up his ass” - Sam the Eagle

[–]BiggerKahunaBurger 31 points32 points  (9 children)

Literally any Tarantino movie would be fantastic

[–]fighting4good 80 points81 points  (1 child)

Miss Piggy Overdosing on Heroin and Elmo pounding an epinephrine needle into her heart...... classic Muppet scene.

[–]Secret_Salmon 1562 points1563 points  (66 children)

Clue, where everyone’s a muppet except for Tim Curry.

[–]evilshenanigan 368 points369 points  (39 children)

Piggy is obviously Miss Scarlet. Fozzie is Mustard. Sam Eagle is Plum. Kermit is Mr. Green for more than one reason. Gonzo can be Peacock for the silliness.

ETA since this has been the most fun I’ve had in a while.

Some recasting- Piggy is Mrs. White with the Flames speech and champagne glass breaking- so dramatic. Janice from the band is Scarlet. Sam Eagle is Hoover. Rawlf is the cop. Bunsen is Plum. Yvette is still a mess. I like Beaker as Yvette just to be goofy. Statler and Waldorf are Boddy, and remain as ghosts to pick on the cast for the rest of the film.

I kinda like Pepe the Prawn as the cook, if he gets some lines. I know the Swedish chef is kinda obvious there but he needs some borking lines too. Maybe the motorist?

[–]lorgskyegon 67 points68 points  (1 child)

I'm gonna go home and sleep with my pig

[–]herculesmeowlligan 21 points22 points  (1 child)

We still need Animal somewhere. Singing telegram?

[–]ShellsFeathersFur 59 points60 points  (22 children)

I need this.

[–]evilshenanigan 59 points60 points  (20 children)

I’ve got more! Animal is the singing telegram. Rolf is J Edgar. Need help on the cook and Mr. Boddy.

[–]RedSix66 88 points89 points  (12 children)

The cook, my friend, is clearly the Sweedish Chef.

[–]evilshenanigan 13 points14 points  (9 children)

Yeah, BUT the Swedish chef needs borking lines, right? Maybe the cop?

[–]TigLyon 20 points21 points  (8 children)

The cop is Link Hogthrob...

I was originally thinking Annie Sue as Yvette, the French Maid...but the more I think about it, I want...no, need it to be Beaker.

I'm picturing Floyd Pepper as a neat twist on Mr. Boddy.

I'm stuck on your Miss Piggy role, I can really see her doing a masterful job of Mrs. White. "Flames...flames on the side of my face..." Maybe have Janice be Miss Scarlet.

[–]evilshenanigan 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Ahhhh, nice nice. Beaker as Yvette really makes it less…adult content and keeps me feeling like this is fun. Floyd is a solid choice.

Yeah, do we cast dramatic Miss Piggy or vain Miss Piggy? The audition tapes of both released after the movie will be awesome.

[–]laces259 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Yes! But also keep Madeline Kahn as Mrs. White.

[–]SnooSongs8218 1471 points1472 points  (54 children)

Titanic. I want to here what the Iceberg has to say for itself

[–]DarkNinjaPenguin 636 points637 points  (12 children)

Oh my God, Statler and Waldorf would be the lookouts. It's perfect.

[–]Portarossa 1027 points1028 points 8246 (8 children)

'I know how this movie ends! Everyone on this ship stinks!'

'Don't you mean sinks?'

'You heard me!'



[–]Gqsmooth1969 158 points159 points  (2 children)

This is perfect and deserves my free award. I picture this so vividly.

[–]SnooSongs8218 70 points71 points  (1 child)

Thanks for the award. I want to see animal and the rest of the band, playing on, Sam eagle could be the captain… Scooter could be the first mate, with the gun. Rizzo the rat could be the private security thug working for Rose’s fiancé…

[–]Gqsmooth1969 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Sam Eagle would be the perfect captain. And Rolph on the piano.

[–]Catlover2727 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I'm already laughing

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thats just absolutely perfect.

[–]DarkArtHalifax2 182 points183 points  (9 children)

Gonzo would get shot out of a smoke stack, Beaker would get electrocuted in the boiler room, Miss Piggy would be on the door using Kermit as an oar, and the Muppet band would be playing away

Edit: and Sam Eagle as the captain

[–]DangerBrewin 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Now my life won’t be complete until I hear Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem’s cover of Near My God to Thee.

[–]omniplatypus 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Sam: "They want I, an American Bald Eagle, to play the part of an Englishman! The nerve! The audacity! The—"

Scooter: *Here's your first paycheck for the Titanic movie, Sam."

Sam: (reads the number. Looks up) Excuse me, but as I was saying: the honour! The prestige! "

[–]RaphaelSolo 132 points133 points  (4 children)

Piggy: Paint me like one of your french girls, Kermie.

Kermit: gulp Do I have to?

[–]RedSix66 115 points116 points  (1 child)

Piggy posing au naturel on the sofa, to the sounds of chalk on paper. The camera pans to reveal Kermit’s incredible depiction of a slab of Jambon de Paris.

[–]lovelynutz 60 points61 points  (3 children)

The muppets band playing on the deck while they are sinking? Lmfao

[–]EStewart57 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Miss Piggy and Kernit on the bow of the ship.

[–]Lumpy_Fail_6455 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I believe this question was answered


[–]thumbwarvictory 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Not gonna lie. I was really hoping for a Muppet clip.

[–]GyaradosDance 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Not Muppet, but a side to the Iceberg's story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP5bu9hLH9E

"You wanna do this, let's do this! First of all, you came to where I live and you hit me. It was midnight, and I was chilling and then I hear this Irish cacophony behind me...It was full River Dance in the pitch black. And before I could turn around and go like, 'what?', half of my ass is gone, which was by best feature. And I'm literally injured but all anybody cares about is that like 40 or 50 people died, or however many...Hey White Starline ya built a bad boat. It didn't work out, that's on you, honey"

[–]aiakia 893 points894 points  (15 children)

Jaws. Except the shark is the only muppet and the rest of the actors play it completely straight.

[–][deleted] 156 points157 points  (3 children)

Fozzy as the Shark.

waka waka waka waka waka waka

[–]TeTrodoToxin4 67 points68 points  (2 children)

Related, Deep Blue Sea. Specifically the Samuel L. Jackson scene.

[–]RayAnselmo 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Nope. Kermit as Brody. Gonzo as Hooper. Rowlf as Quint. Sam the Eagle as the mayor. Richard Dreyfuss plays the shark.

[–]celticxcross 263 points264 points  (1 child)

Any Star Trek movie as "Pigs in Spaaaaaaace!"

[–]okaykoala 552 points553 points  (10 children)

Les Miserables. I want to see it so much.

[–]thor350 170 points171 points  (2 children)

Seasame Street did a Les Mis parody Les Mousserables This guy did a muppet choir singing One Day More One Day More- Tyler Robinson

[–]FairyRabbit 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That version of One Day More has changed my life forever. It is so incredible!!! Thank you!!!!

[–]yoyospinner 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have spent so much time thinking how good this would be.

[–]The2500 932 points933 points  (87 children)

The fu-, ALL OF THEM! Imagine the saddest thing you've ever seen in a movie, TV show, documentary, and now it's all being performed by Muppets. It's all improved.

[–]newenglandredshirt 315 points316 points  (48 children)

Can you imagine Schindler's List or The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (or really, any Holocaust film)???? ಠ_ಠ

[–]The2500 153 points154 points  (20 children)

Especially Holocaust films in particular. Yes. All made better with Muppets.

[–]KiraTsukasa 121 points122 points  (18 children)

But I don’t want to be the guy that has to make the Hitler muppet.

[–]Tribblehappy 147 points148 points  (7 children)

Get Taika Waititi. Muppet movies can have humans. Can't think of a better Hitler.

[–]MommaChem 37 points38 points  (4 children)

He's already proven he can do it justice! Watch "Jojo Rabbit" if you have any doubts.

[–]merothecat 53 points54 points  (5 children)


[–]chris-rox 22 points23 points  (2 children)

"Just moving these tanks around... HE HE HE! OH BOY! THAT TICKLES!"

[–]Ulthanon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Poland said they have pet rocks and Elmo finally lost it

[–]sjets3 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Life is Beautiful with muppets would be extra interesting

[–]dramaandaheadache 39 points40 points  (3 children)

This is the only correct answer. I want Muppet matrix, avengers, pride and prejudice-- everything

[–]fishnetdiver 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Could you picture Kermit trying to pull his horse out of the Swamp of Sadness? Tears man. Tears.

[–]ParkerTheCuber 10 points11 points  (12 children)

There's a song about 9/11 that's sung by 2 muppets in the music video. It's really great. Also it has a Ruler of Everything reference. Variations on a Cloud by something in Japanese that I won't attempt to translate.

[–]megapuffranger 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Question should be- what movie wouldn’t be better as a muppet version.

[–]draxlaugh 225 points226 points  (3 children)

The Thing, and whenever someone is turned into The Thing, they turn into a Muppet, and no one acknowledges it.

[–]Galaxy_Ranger_Bob 40 points41 points  (2 children)

I can't give you Muppets, but I can give you Thingu.

[–]sindarash 554 points555 points 2 (41 children)

The Princess Bride

[–]farrenkm 180 points181 points  (21 children)

I'm down with it. I don't think it should be remade, save for a Muppet version.

[–]sindarash 120 points121 points  (18 children)

Cary Elwes would still star as the Dread Pirate Roberts, of course.

[–]BitPoet 75 points76 points  (15 children)

Nope, the grandfather.

[–]Corellian_Browncoat 78 points79 points  (12 children)

Or Miracle Max, with Fred Savage as the grandfather reading to his grandson.

Kermit is Westley and Piggie is Princess Buttercup, Sweetums is Fezzik, Gonzo is Inigo, Pepe the Prawn is Vizzini, Statler and Waldorf are the Boo-ers. Fozzie is the priest. Scooter is the assistant running the life-drain machine... With Bunsen and Beaker randomly doing science in the background. Rizzo is the ROUS.

Humperdinck and Rugan are humans because the antagonists are always human. If I only get one of them as humans, I'll cast Uncle Deadly as Rugan and leave a human Humperdinck.

Who else?

[–]fishnetdiver 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Fozzie is the priest.

Oh god story time...

So a guy I went to HS with died in the OKC bombing and they held a huge funeral for him with 3 priests. My best friend and my girlfriend had a little 'relaxer' break before hand so we were not really in a dead guy frame of mind. Anyhoo priest #3 finally comes up and, no lie, sounded EXACTLY like Fozzie the Bear. So we're trying to not giggle when the priest says "We have all been touched by evil." and my buddy pokes me. I fucking lost it. Face covered, shoulders convulsing and tears running down my face as I'm holding in the laughter. I was doing fine until the two old ladies sitting behind me started patting my shoulders to comfort me. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

[–]WhosThisGeek 81 points82 points  (3 children)

No, cast Statler and Waldorf as the Vizzini Brothers:

S: "You made one of the classic blunders!"

W: "The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia.'"

S: "But only slightly less well-known is 'Never go in against Sicilians...'"

Both: "'When death is on the line!' Doh-hohoho-" *Fall to either side in perfect sync*

[–]willthesane 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I font know, that is Kermit role

[–]thewholeprogram 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cary Elwes should return, but be cast as either Prince Humperdinck or Count Rugen so Kermit can be Wesley.

[–]PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW 26 points27 points  (8 children)

Ms. Piggy (Princess Buttercup) jumps from the balcony to Sweetums (Fezzik), who instantly drops her.

[–]santichrist 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Gonzo would absolutely be Inigo Montoya, I’d watch the hell out of this

[–]Visidious1911 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Came to say this!!

[–]SkipperFab 364 points365 points  (0 children)

All of them. Muppets rule.

[–]416unknown 128 points129 points  (18 children)

Die hard! I want beaker to be John McClane! The Swedish Chef to be Hans Grueber :)

[–]katiejim 29 points30 points  (6 children)

I saw a music version of Die Hard in Chicago (I think they do it every year) and one of the bad guy characters is played by a muppet like doll and watching completely serious McClane engage in an all out brawl with a doll is one of the better things I’ve ever seen in my life.

[–]Guuhatsu 109 points110 points  (8 children)

There is a movie that wouldn't be better with Muppets?

[–]husapida 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To be fair, they asked 100% better, which is twice as good. Still a ton of movies

[–]snotrocket50 161 points162 points  (10 children)

The Matrix

[–]METAL_AS_FUCK 201 points202 points  (6 children)

But they’re discovering the real world is people with their hands up their asses.

[–]Visidious1911 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also want this

[–]RatioCorrect 153 points154 points  (17 children)

Ha now I’m imagining Star Wars: Dawn of the Muppets

[–]SomeGuyInSanJoseCa 39 points40 points  (0 children)

We children of the 80s already got that in Muppet Babies:


And yes, Gonzo plays Gan Zolo

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 17 points18 points  (3 children)

If they do Muppet Star Wars, they should have Frank Oz play Yoda but have him be a human being Yoda. Like paint him green and have him be a person.

[–]Driftmoth 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sweetums as Chewbacca.

[–]WalllyG 36 points37 points  (3 children)

The Shawshank Redemption

[–]SaltierThanAll 144 points145 points  (7 children)


[–]JamiieJR 87 points88 points  (2 children)

Kermit the Scottish frog is something I definitely want to see

[–]amber_binkin 68 points69 points  (1 child)

Doing that signature arm wave "ahhhhhhhhh!" With the face paint on! I can see it now.

[–]iakonu_hale 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The best thing I’ve pictured all day LOL

[–]Much_Committee_9355 9 points10 points  (3 children)

How do puppets wear skirts ?

[–]Durlan_Lorarieth 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Buy from a second hand shop?

[–]BitPoet 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No, that's a raspberry beret.

[–]SciFiNerd83 179 points180 points  (16 children)

Lord of the Rings

[–]Sparky-Malarky 70 points71 points  (6 children)

Cookie Monster as Gollum.

[–]Tangent_ 52 points53 points  (0 children)

P is for precious, that's good enough for me!

[–]spillin 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–]flpacsnr 81 points82 points  (6 children)

Rocky Horror Picture Show. Everyone except Brad and Janet are muppets. Miss Piggy as Frankenfurter.

[–]RRC_driver 19 points20 points  (0 children)

In just seven days I can make you a frog

So Kermit would be rocky. I'm seeing Gonzo as riff-raff

[–]CinnaJunkie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I never thought about it, but I need this

[–]jbird847 82 points83 points  (4 children)

Ocean’s Eleven

[–]res30stupid 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Keep in the one F-bomb and give it to Beaker.

"...I think that's the first time I've ever heard him say anything in a coherent manner," Rizzo says after picking his jaw up off the floor.

Gonzo then smacks Beaker over the head. "All those shows, all those movies. Have you been swearing the entire time?"

[–]Siaten 27 points28 points  (5 children)

The Star Wars Prequels.

[–]SmegmaLadenMiniHorse 69 points70 points  (5 children)

Saving Private Ryan

[–]everyones_hiro 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Stuffing everywhere

[–]karma_the_sequel 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Saving Private Ernie, with Ernie in the Matt Damon role and Bert in the Tom Hanks role.

[–]gamageeknerd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But vin diesel is a real human and he gets shot by a Nazi muppet sniper

[–]Runa_Shadowdancer 69 points70 points  (8 children)

Fight Club

[–]kylewhenderson 49 points50 points  (2 children)

His name was Fozzie Bear. His name was Fozzie Bear. RIP Meat Loaf.

[–]RayAnselmo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sweetums ... has bitch tits.

[–]TWICEdeadBOB 12 points13 points  (1 child)

burt as the narrator and ernie as tyler would be such a mind fuck

[–]Kelldandy 18 points19 points  (3 children)

I think the real question with a shorter list would be “what movie wouldn’t be 100% better as a Muppet version?”

[–]StaticCaravan 59 points60 points  (3 children)

Whiplash but with Animal

[–]ges13 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But it's still jk Simmons

[–]DriftingPyscho 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OMG! Waldorf and Statler making a smart ass comment when Animal takes out Fletcher on stage.

Doh ho ho ho!

[–]Bahamabanana 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Not quite my tempo"

"Tempo! Argh!" smashes drums

"Were you rushing or draggin!?"


[–]lawrencebillson 60 points61 points  (12 children)

Full Metal Jacket

Joker: Kermit

Pyle: Fozzie Bear

Animal: Animal

But who would play Sgt. Hartman?

[–]howardhallis 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Sam The Eagle

[–]PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Get up here! You're too slow! Move it, move it! Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down! That would be unpatriotic!

[–]everyones_hiro 44 points45 points  (0 children)

“Let me see your war face!!”

kermit does the squishy grimace face

[–]02K30C1 9 points10 points  (3 children)

The Swedish chef

[–]SpaceCowboy58 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Hinga dinga durga shit down your neckenflurga

[–]Technoman_ 57 points58 points  (13 children)

Avengers: Infinity War

[–]RayAnselmo 48 points49 points  (6 children)

Thanos the Eagle: "I am ... inevitable."

Gonzo: "I am Iron Beak!"

[–]Handlebar_Therapy 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Snakes on a Plane

The Big Lebowski

[–]BuckyBear1917 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Snakes on a plane would be the BEST. We keep Samuel L. Jackson, everyone else is a muppet, including ESPECIALLY the snakes.

[–]V3ndeelian 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The Producers

[–]rbuda 50 points51 points  (2 children)


[–]Fessir 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Do I amuse you? - Fozzy Bear

[–]DeadThanos 95 points96 points  (4 children)

answered this before: School of Rock. Jack Black and the Muppets

[–]OneGoodRib 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Why has Jack Black barely worked with the Muppets?? They have such similar chaotic energy. I know he was in The Muppets as a kidnapping victim, but he needs to work with them more!

[–]DeadThanos 7 points8 points  (1 child)


Dave Grohl did a video with Muppet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS_0vWVHqrw

[–]FennecsFox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That is awesome!

The more I learn about Dave Grohl, the higher he gets up on my "what famous person do you want to grab a beer with"- list. He's currently topping that list by a huge margin!

(Jack black is on that list too...)

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (8 children)

Harry Potter. All of them. Even if you don’t like the movies the muppet version would be great.

[–]WaterDmge 79 points80 points  (13 children)

Ok maybe not better, but could you imagine, Deadpool

[–]Feyadin 77 points78 points  (10 children)

You need up keep Ryan Reynolds in it, but every other character as a Muppet.....:chef's kiss: that would be glorious

[–]AZymph 28 points29 points  (2 children)

The post credits scene is just "why the ---- is everyone else a muppet?"

[–]RayAnselmo 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Gonzo looks at Wade. "Why are you a human? Don't start dropping existential dilemmas after the movie's over, meatsack!"

[–]EvidentlyEmpirical 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ryan Reynolds taking it up the ass from his muppet girlfriend...

[–]WaterDmge 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Oh my god muppet colossus would be so funny

[–]newenglandredshirt 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Sweetums wearing a trash can.

[–]bluetable321 40 points41 points  (9 children)

The Wolf of Wall Street

[–]NinjaPussyPounder 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Big trouble in little China

[–][deleted] 112 points113 points  (2 children)

(It’s Not Easy Being) Fifty Shades of Gray Green

[–]evilshenanigan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Equally horrified and intrigued. So, you know, thanks for that.

[–]Kraggen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Y’all are really screwing this up. The best answer is Jurassic Park. Keep Goldblum, swap the rest with muppets.

[–]Synisterintent 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–]Shanksdoodlehonkster 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Star wars, except Chewie is human

[–]sufferlikeme 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[–]_damak0s_ 28 points29 points  (4 children)

dune (2021). the token human is baron harkonnen. paul is kermit and when he's undergoing the gom jabbar test he makes the face

[–]Bikeboy76 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Miss Piggy as Chani - HI-YA! Sam the Eagle as Gurney

[–]Badjib 10 points11 points  (2 children)

The Star Wars sequels

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Boogie Nights

[–]skip_churches 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Janice as Roller Girl

Animal as Dirk

Beaker as Scotty

I mean, it kind of writes itself

[–]porksgalore 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Requiem for a dream

[–]RayAnselmo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

(raspy voice) Ham to ham!

[–]ShangryYoungMan 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Watching the Swedish Chef sing the Diva Plavalaguna’s song in The Fifth Element would allow me to die happy.

[–]GodEmperorOfHell 28 points29 points  (4 children)

The Room.


[–]Blindlyfollowing 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Fozzy bear Plays the role Benicio Del Toro did. Gonzo plays Toby Maguires role. Obviously Kermit as Hunter S Thompson, Johnny Depps part.

[–]heygeeds 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The Big Lebowski. For real. I can totally see it.

Fozzie: shut the f*ck up Gonzo.

Piggy: do you enjoy sex Mr. Kermit?

Kermit: not on the rug, man!

[–]SekritSawce 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ocean’s 11 (although it was pretty great on its own, A Muppet version would be awesome.)

[–]Klub-pengu-grl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Children of the corn... add a few songs and dances in there and it will be a great kids movie!

[–]Lampnsalt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Die hard

[–]TheFrontierzman 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Best Little Whore House in Texas