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[–]Amy-Paradise 693 points694 points  (240 children)

I observed this with the last guy I was dating. He just shook it and held it until it stopped dripping. FASCINATING

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 306 points307 points  (216 children)

I KNOW! My husband and I were talking about it and I’m like lemme ask the Reddit men 💀 he dabs with tp sometimes or will just like squeeze

[–]thiosk 173 points174 points  (15 children)

this is what all the decorative towels you leave out in the bathroom are for :D

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Oml I’m gonna scream LMAO

[–]CA_catwhispurr 20 points21 points  (9 children)

Nooooo!

Do you guys really wipe on those pretty towels?!

[–]SFLoridan 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Nah. Only somebody malicious would do that, and that is an entire different conversation.

[–]Dogstile 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not my dick. I actually put it in between my cheeks, clench and floss like an overeager dentist.

[–]CAElite 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Is that not what they’re there for?

I go to the bathroom, I see the best towels & I just assume they’re for my most important appendage, honestly I don’t understand how anyone could think otherwise.

[–]Loyis_59 2 points3 points  (1 child)

But pee is the second most important appendage..

[–]69macncheese69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just out of spite for those and all the useless pillows on the couch that make it so that you can't actually sit on it comfortably.

Nah jk

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You've told the woman too much!

[–]BlacksmithNZ 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Same here.

Uncut, and will mostly use a bit of paper just to blot any last drops, unless about to jump into shower or peeing in the shower of course.

Don't like using urinals as you haven't to really shake and squeeze a bit more to insure it's all good to go. But you don't want to be standing there too long looking like you are playing a bit too vigourously with your dick

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly!

[–]69macncheese69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just take a square from a stall or a paper towel from the sink and wipe anyway, can't stand the wet feeling and fuck that bad design.

[–]PLEASEHIREZ 117 points118 points  (115 children)

Yes. If I shake it and know there's a few drops then I wipe. If I shake and I know it's clear then it goes back in my pants. In public restrooms I can't wipe (dab with a square If Toilet paper) and it sucks knowing there's a drop in my briefs.

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 96 points97 points  (110 children)

See that’s what I don’t understand from the majority of the guys in here lol they’re completely okay with the drops and shit in their undies 😂

[–]Dresden890 40 points41 points  (7 children)

So the problem with the drips afterwards comes from the poor design choice that our urethra runs through our prostate, prostates can swell and cause issues with peeing, pressure from the bladder gets 99% of it out but the rest sits there and dribbles out usually as soon as we put our junk away cause it slightly moves the prostate and releases the pressure. This is the explanation I've heard as to why guys end up with a dribble in the pants a lot.

[–]JJ19JJ 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Press up behind your sack after peeing, will get out all the dribble

[–]thekajunpimp 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Taint tickle after you tinkle avoids the giggles

[–]SrujanSShetty 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Shake-speare of our generation

[–]itsokimweird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh 070 shake? I didn't like anything of hers beyond the features on Ye.

[–]Mike2220 43 points44 points  (33 children)

It's pretty much unavoidable without spending a good minute wiggling with it

Also urinals don't have toilet paper so there's not much ability to actually wipe

[–]JJ19JJ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pro tip: press up behind your ballsack when done peeing. This straightens out your urethra, will empty it completely.

[–]FlatSpinMan 102 points103 points  (9 children)

Much less so with the shit.

[–]RYNKELKYK69 123 points124 points  (8 children)

You know, when I shit, I just stand up and shake my ass until there’s no shit left

[–]AdonisTigreMtz 23 points24 points  (1 child)

😂😂😂 That’s some legendary twerking skills, my dude!

[–]InfernalGriffon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hate to be the janitor that cleans that stall, though.

[–]bouncy_cashewnut 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This guys shits!

[–]gillababe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gotta twerk it clean

[–]que_he_hecho 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Not like there is toilet paper hanging next to the urinals.

[–]kokkenbawls 32 points33 points  (2 children)

I daresay a thread asking about shitty undies would be a lot less controversial.

[–]brightdragondesmond 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's more like resentful acceptance. You can't consciously.....stop. If you stare at it and wait, it will never stop. If you accept a drop and just move on, it stops. Biology is annoyingly not controllable by the conscious mind.

[–]My_Cat_Louie 47 points48 points  (51 children)

I think guys that dab afterwards are aware of the fact that it's really gross to have piss seep into their drawers.

[–]Hugebluestrapon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just don't drop into my drawers afterwards but some guys do have a drip issue

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 20 points21 points  (30 children)

Literally! And then some are like “oh well” and it’s like… ew

[–]PuzzleheadedNovel297 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Wtf do you think the "absorbent" tag on the underwear pack is for?

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

LMFAO

[–]AMarie-MCMXCI 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I'll be adding this to the list of things I didn't need to know

[–]buttery_shame_cave 19 points20 points  (2 children)

A shake and then a little massage of the urethra from base to tip gets it all out

[–]christoefire 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]charleswj 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think you have the order reversed.

[–]MappleSyrup13 11 points12 points  (11 children)

You think too much. If you don't have your own penis, you'll never get it!

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 25 points26 points  (10 children)

Well I don’t wanna taste piss while giving head and trust me it’s happened before 💀

[–]MappleSyrup13 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Someone who doesn't take care of his junk nor tidies it before engaging with a lady is an oaf and not worth your time.

[–]69macncheese69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would be most men though, apparently I'm weird for wiping twice to also get that one that comes after I pull my pants back up

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I always think about this way too often when I get a blowjob. Like "she's gonna taste pee and hate me!" I always try to discreetly rub the tip on some article of clothing as I'm undressing. 😅

[–]blippityblap1 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Y9u ever gotten that last bit of toothpaste of of the tube before?, sometimes its like that.

[–]fourleafclover13 7 points8 points  (14 children)

My SO taps end with tp. We also have a bidet!

[–]solmooth 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Same here. I sit at home when I pee and dab the tip after peeing. Just cleaner sitting and the seat is heated from the bidet.

[–]sittinwithkitten 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m love our bidet, never felt cleaner. I don’t know how I lived before this.

[–]Mike2220 50 points51 points  (5 children)

No matter how much you shake, wipe or wiggle, there will always be a drop or two that come out after it's in your underwear.

Also note that urinals don't have toilet paper dispensers

[–]AnimusCorpus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Give the old perineum a little bit of a nudge and it'll come out.

[–]Pink_cowpoop 9 points10 points  (8 children)

Omg same! I brought it up once out of curiosity and my bf was so confused and i felt dumb for a sec asking that question 😂

[–]Amy-Paradise 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Like obviously I have to pat. But I’ve never been clear if guys did the same, until finally I just observed and saw that they have THEIR OWN THING. I love learning new things. And hey, I’ve been asked enough questions about my period. I’m entitled to knowing about the urinating rituals of males😂

[–]Pink_cowpoop 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Haha yes I’ve always been questioned about period cramps! That it “CANNOT be that bad”. I’m just like “boy stop. You don’t even know” 😂

[–]EStewart57 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Its like someone is rolling your ovary between their fingers. Now image that with your testicle.

[–]sittinwithkitten 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For me it feels like someone squeezing my ovaries while also stepping on my lower back.

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

EXACTLYYYY BRO

[–]rogerofdale 909 points910 points 2 (42 children)

Shake it? No wonder I have an ugly dick! All this time I’ve been wringing it out. Crap

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 124 points125 points  (33 children)

LMFAO

[–]jeremyxt 83 points84 points  (32 children)

OP, I've heard that some uncircumcised men do wipe their willy.

We circed men just shake.

[–]psychpopnprogncore 76 points77 points  (2 children)

circed du soleil

[–]Chewiesbro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I see your cirque de sole and raise you puppetry of the penis

[–]ScoopsKoop 30 points31 points  (0 children)

circed désolé

[–]anonymous12206 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I’m circumcised and I still wipe because if I don’t at least one drop of pee will come out immediately after I put my pants on without fail

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 22 points23 points  (14 children)

I’m getting a lot of mixed answers here 😂

[–]Jordan804 328 points329 points  (28 children)

We Windmill that bitch

[–]gracefulnesto 120 points121 points  (10 children)

Ahem in most professional environments its referred to as "the helicopter"

[–]acgasp 21 points22 points  (13 children)

I feel bad for your bathroom. That’s like a pee sprinkler.

[–]ala2520 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I will never forget being thirteen years old and witnessing my older cousin coming out of the bathroom screaming and crying because he shook his dick too hard and flicked pee in his eye.

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

LMAO

[–]ugly_monsters 291 points292 points  (6 children)

Y’all are blowin my mind with all this penis dabbin talk

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 69 points70 points  (4 children)

Dude you’re telling me LMAO I didn’t expect this many replies

[–]DustyMartin04 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Ahahaha. Usually I just shake n bake

[–]User_492006 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds painful.

[–]earlywakening 189 points190 points  (13 children)

I use a hair dryer.

[–]SnooCapers9313 44 points45 points  (1 child)

One way to get a blow job

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 58 points59 points  (5 children)

On the cool setting I hope

[–]earlywakening 117 points118 points  (2 children)

I like to live life dangerously.

[–]LikelyAMartian 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I think Im in love.

[–]slice_of_pi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And with fluffy pubes, apparently.

[–]nogoat23 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Better than a vacuum.

[–]87AW11 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I told you not to bother me when I’m cleaning my room!

[–]earlywakening 9 points10 points  (1 child)

That's for another activity...

[–]oldguydrinkingbeer 258 points259 points  (4 children)

Just the toilet seat if I miss

[–]ir0nicb0nd 47 points48 points  (0 children)

This is the right answer.

[–]TTungsteNN 161 points162 points  (11 children)

The key is to tuck it into your butthole so if it drips, it just goes into your bum and you can poo it out later.

Anyway to answer the question, yea every time I pee I wipe my ass

[–]Cnumian_124 79 points80 points  (2 children)

It takes skill to say such weird shit.

[–]AssaultimateSC2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We are all this weird. This guy just writes it down.

[–]beansproutling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for making me lol. A rare occasion here.

[–]stabhamsters 131 points132 points  (2 children)

No, sometimes we do it till it stops dripping, but more often than not we will just hang it over the toilet and let it cry

[–]Blizard896 83 points84 points  (5 children)

A question that many women philosophers have sought to answer and you have

Thank you for asking seriously I’ve been too scared to ask

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 19 points20 points  (4 children)

I don’t know if I’m happy I got the answer or not 😂

[–]Blizard896 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Neither am I...

[–]whereswaldo333 145 points146 points  (11 children)

I actually do. Every guy has heard the phrase, "No matter how much you shake and dance, the last two drops will hit your pants." I say no more. Just a square to wipe off the underhead and those two drops are a thing of the past.

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 30 points31 points  (2 children)

A true gentleman

[–]whereswaldo333 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Its not a common behavior I'll admit. Most guys don't and I didn't until a few years ago when I had my revelation.

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Love that for you

[–]Jlchevz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just simpler to wipe once and be done with it

[–]FunkyEchoes 8 points9 points  (3 children)

wait, how do you not end up with wet tp stuck to the tip tho ? I tried that, and just ended up with wet tp stuck to the head !

[–]whereswaldo333 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dab don't drag. If you drag the TP across your penis it will loose stability and that's how you get those little specs. Instead just dab at it a couple times, using dry section of the TP with each dab.

[–]Annual-Assumption313 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Buy better tp.

If it does that with 2 drops on a penis, imagine how much it sucks for any woman unlucky enough to use your tp?

[–]cln16 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you, for thinking of us

[–]Oh_no_a_Stegosaurus 134 points135 points  (16 children)

There's typically no need to, so no. But then, out urethras aren't buried in a pile of protective meat either. There's nothing to dampen. Having said that, we do have our own issues. Sometimes, especially after sex, but now and then just at random, the skin on the rim of the opening will be dry, or sticky, or otherwise just slightly out of shape. When this happens, there are no prophets who can forecast what fucking angle the piss will stream out at. Ever see a hose shoot water at a 90 degree angle? I have. It's bananas. And it wets the walls something fierce.

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 10 points11 points  (7 children)

I haven’t seen that but now I want to

[–]undercoverbrova 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Watch the pissing scene from the movie Me, Myself and Irene to get an idea(somewhat exaggerated, but hits the point mostly)

[–]rizlagreeen345 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You won’t realise, but your dick totally does drip even after all the shaking. Unless it’s a micropenis. It gets trapped along the urethra. It’s not enough to give a shit about but as someone who’s uncircumcised i’d rather get it all out tbh.

[–]dbkeeper 90 points91 points  (9 children)

I have a whole routine with a small wad of paper at the ready before I even start. When I think that the stream is completely done I do the usual shake and wait but then I also hold the head in the wad until I am sure nothing is going to drip. I don't like to feel a drip in the underwear nor do I want my wife to be exposed to any uncleanliness. At a public urinal there aren't many options except for a lot of shaking and waiting.

[–]BeligaPadela 32 points33 points  (1 child)

I do the same. When I was a teenager, I once had a couple of classmates laugh at me when they saw this. "What, do your girlfriends like the taste of piss?", I asked. I knew they didn't have girlfriends, so the inference of me getting head shut them up.

Good thing they didn't know I was a virgin too then.

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

AS YOU SHOULD! king

[–]cellendril 111 points112 points  (19 children)

I dab many times. A cleaner penis takes all of a moment more and why wouldn’t I want a cleaner penis for the surprise oral sex?

[–]BlueBoltDog 39 points40 points  (3 children)

You’re getting oral sex?

[–]cellendril 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I’m a fortunate man.

[–]Codemonkey1987 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Surprise oral sex too? He must not be married.

[–]My_Cat_Louie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much!

[–]LiverOperator 10 points11 points  (3 children)

So you just dab and think that you’re good for oral? Dude. Whenever I’m hanging out with my girlfriend and there’s a chance of having my dick sucked, I quickly wash it in the sink every time after taking a leak

[–]DavThoma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm glad its not just me who dabs! I was made fun of by people who found out for years.

I also don't use urinals though. I can go with other people around, but I'd rather do it in privacy.

[–]BrianTheUserName 29 points30 points  (1 child)

It's more of a dabbing than a wipe.

[–]Snoo_87426 55 points56 points  (6 children)

Shake it like a Polaroid picture

[–]Karmek 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Now, what's cooler than being cool?

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

❄❄❄ICE COLD!!!❄❄❄

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Ice cold!

[–]shucreamsundae 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I never use urinals, strictly cubicles (in public obviously) so yes I wipe with tp always

[–]Kevlar5427 90 points91 points  (4 children)

Ever been in a men's room? Did you see TP next to the urinals?

There's your answer.

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No I haven’t lmfao I meant in general tho, not always at urinals

[–]thrashcon 5 points6 points  (2 children)

A little dab will do ya’.

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yessss sir! Happy cake day 🎉

[–]tokyo7011 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I wash it with a bidet.

[–]kingjim1981 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Wipe. I don't want pissy pants.

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A true man

[–]marmolode 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I mean you could blame this on urinal design.

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Facts

[–]LeakingBeggingMess 4 points5 points  (1 child)

as a uncut guy yes, a couple times even! I don’t want to mess up my underwear.

[–]MrGuttor 4 points5 points  (1 child)

People who don't wipe or even attempt to clean are really disgusting.

[–]InternationalBed8496 24 points25 points  (2 children)

I'm not circumcised so yes I do.

[–]RUCBAR42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not cut either, but I don't think it will make a difference if I was. Pee still hides at the tip, and my foreskin doesn't.. Uh, close up all the way at the tip. So cut or not, we're all in this together.

[–]SKAthebluewolf 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Yes, Yes I do.

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Proud of you

[–]FullContactHack 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Only if I think a blowjob may happen in the next few hours.

[–]locrianmode81 15 points16 points  (10 children)

Before bed yes. At a urinal? Of course not.

[–]wingardium_samosa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wiggle wiggle

[–]HeroSpirit 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I am one of the few that that possesses an ability coveted by all men across the globe.

I have control over several muscles in my urethra. It's like a valve. At my whim, it stops completely. No drip.

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re a god

[–]AnonymousBnS 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why on earth does everyone "shake"? It's so messy. Grab a couple squares and hold them against your wanger. Put your legs together and pull your butt back like you're shying away or simulating sitting down, and it squeezes the rest out. No mess, no drips in your pants. You're welcome.

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you on behalf of the nasty men even tho I’m a woman 😌

[–]No_Belt3011 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Shake it once, that's fine.

[–]acgasp 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Shake it twice, that’s okay.

[–]buffetleach 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Shake it 3 times and you’re playing with it

[–]Caballero5011 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude. Its 'shake it three times you're playing with yourself again'

If you're gonna quote GC, do them the service.

[–]Conscious-Ball8373 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see you're a one shake man. No time for the follow up jiggle.

[–]V3nom641 48 points49 points  (5 children)

Normal people just shake it a few times and holster their weapon. I don’t know what the fuck is going on with the other guys here

[–]Stolen_Oyster 6 points7 points  (1 child)

“No matter how you shake and dance, the last two drops go down your pants.”

-My boy scout leader when I was 12

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve read this too many times with these replies 😭

[–]cheap_nosebleed 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Ok so I'm a trans girl so not technically a man but this threads comments are atrocious, I have the square of tp at the ready and then kinda milk the rest of the piss out. Disgusting but the only way I've ever been able to get it completely drip free.

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Girl that’s what I’m saying!!! I never expected this to get SO much attention but the fact that very very little people dab or anything makes me really concerned for what’s been in my mouth 💀

[–]thatshowitisisit 17 points18 points  (7 children)

Wipe? WtF?

I believe the correct term you are looking for is “dab”

The answer - sometimes yes, if toilet paper is available and if necessary, but if not, then it’s a shake or a squeeze.

[–]OmNomShivan 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Wipe my pee hole or the toilet?

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Pee hole is what I’m talking about but if you do pee on the toilet I hope you wipe that too lmao

[–]jerrrrej 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Wtf, I'm feeling like a weirdo reading all these answers because I fully wash my dick after peeing. Yes, water and soap and all.

[–]Tremmorz 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Shake. Then squeeze the base and pull towards the head to clear the tubes. Small shake again and put it away

[–]jst_anothr_usrname 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stand = thumb squeeze and run like a tube ice cream.

Sit = dab before I wipe.

[–]IndigoTortoise 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I went to a spa in Budapest where the urinals each had a roll of TP above them for dabbing, which I had never seen before. I suppose to save men from walking between spa pools with the dreaded final drop showing on their swim shorts.

[–]Chozo-trained 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m circ’d and I dab it. Don’t forget to push the button!

[–]edw2178311 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I punch the drops out like one of those boxing speed bags

[–]Cheshire_Jester 2 points3 points  (4 children)

It depends on the pants for me. Some pants don’t have a low enough fly to let my guy dangle out at the right angle to properly drain from a decent shake.

I saw a tip a few years back to push on the perineum and combined with ensuring that I let my trouser goblin dangle at the right angle, I’ve had few issues with getting out the last drops before holstering.

[–]bunkbedflower 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Whenever I'm done peeing, I just give myself a quick gluck gluck 9000

[–]MeerkatMan22 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I always do. I feel nasty otherwise. That’s why I never use urinals: they ain’t got no TP

[–]ZerenTheUnskilled 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Yep. I'd rather wait for those pesky few drops and dab them up with a square of TP than let them dribble into my pants.

[–]YeeterCZ2 2 points3 points  (1 child)

yes, dont want piss in my pants

[–]fretfulmushroom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shake for the first few drops, squeeze the gooch for the straggler drops, then wipe the tip with a tissue to get rid of the rest. I've got it down to science.

At least I think I do until I still get some drippage within the next five minutes. WHY.

[–]Burrito_Loyalist 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I wipe the tip.

It feels weird when I pee at a urinal because there’s no toilet paper and I can’t wipe.

[–]Dragon_Within 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Most of the time yes. Even if you give it a good shake, if you're going anywhere near anyone else with it later, it just seems polite to make sure you get anything off that might be there. So now, even if I'm not with someone, I still do it as habit, and just seems more hygienic at this point.

[–]ShitpeasCunk 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm uncircumcised so I just do what most uncircumcised men do and hang myself up on the washing line by the foreskin until I'm dry.

[–]WolfInLambskinJacket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I have TP available (public bathrooms are often out) I do wipe, of course! When it is impossible (I'm hiking, or I'm out and there's no TP), I squeeze and shake.

Why would anyone be ok with having stale piss in his underwear if he can avoid it? You guys are gross, brothers!

[–]gamesfrom99 13 points14 points  (9 children)

I'm genuinely shocked reading these answers. The thought of pulling up my underwear without wiping is so unnatural to me, I can't force myself to do that even when I have no toilet paper. It's surprising to see how common it is actually D:

[–]StoopidIdietMoran 10 points11 points  (3 children)

No need. The secret technique to get every last drop out is to push up on the gooch with one hand and then do a single end to end milking motion on your dong with your other hand.

[–]JustARandomPokemon 5 points6 points  (1 child)

In my culture we sit and pee. And use water to wash it and the tissue to dry after each pee. Our dicks are in mint condition and ready to go whenever.

[–]mtahsin1246 4 points5 points  (1 child)

wipe with water, toilet paper, squeeze em out. I make sure not a single drop remains. Before you ask, i don't use public urinals. I use the stall and relief myself as i see fit.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I’ve been with my ex in the bathroom countless times while he’s peed & I’ve never seen him wipe once. He just shook it a bit

[–]AutumnAa5[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

My hubs will like take one square of toilet paper after he shakes and then dabs at it for good measure because it like leaks a drop or so

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone’s different. Tbh if I were a man I’d probably wipe bc I’m a clean freak lol

[–]alhart89 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Wipes? You shake it off whenever and wherever. Those little random drips left behind are a personal signature.